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Fandom Radio, Monday, August 17
Sam: Good evening, Fandom, and welcome to finals week.
Dean: Which Sammy here thinks of as kinda like Christmas. Dork.
Sam: Well, workshops finals are more like the Fourth of July. Fun, but not as exciting as the other times of the year.
Dean: I rest my case. Dork.
Sam: I take "dork" as a compliment from you, you know.
Dean: That just makes you a bigger dork.
Sam: Yeah, well, I'm going to roll around in my dorkitude then and start on the notes.
School!
Sam: Like I said, this week, it's finals all around. In Ethics and Etiquette, Mr. Rogers and Deadpool gave everyone a nice sugar high before giving them a final quiz. Tara apologized to Mr. Rogers for missing class due to being a potted plant. I think I'd rather be a puppy again...like Zack apparently is or was while begging for another donut from Deadpool.
Art Appreciation and Protection had their final at the York Gallery, which Ms. Devereaux owns now, and she explained that their final was to test the new security measures by trying to steal the artwork without getting caught. Instead of a final, Sexual Anthropology had a Q&A session for sex-related questions anyone still wanted answered, and Dean and Ms. Brennan talked about how the class went, and about...future-related things I'm not going to talk about.
Dean: Aw.
Sam: I can accept that you're going. That doesn't mean I have to like it.
Dean: I'd invite you to come with me, but you've got this whole love affair with school thing going on. Wouldn't want to come between you two.
Sam: Now who's the dork? Destiny and Free Will practiced defying destinies for their final. Lady Ghanima read tarot cards to get everyone's immediate future, so they'd have an idea of how a gambling venture would go, and then the class was set loose in a casino to see if they could make their outcome be different than expected. Shilo checked up on Merlin to see how his trip to Canada went, Karla asked Lady Ghanima if she might want to learn how to fly, and Merlin and Dinah apologized to her for missing class.
How to be Awesome used the last class to talk about interventions, for when your friends do embarrassing things and supposedly need to be saved from themselves. Everyone paired up to write and share their letters of intervention, and then we all turned in our video resumes.
And finally, the main office was invaded by mutant ramen. So, it was just another Monday for them.
Dean: Better than being invaded by mutant pie.
Sam: You wouldn't love an invasion of pie?
Dean: Pie, yes. Mutant pie, no.
Sam: Yeah, I guess it would be kind of painful if pie, of all things, turned on us.
Dorms!
Sam: Fiona talked on the phone and took pictures of the cat that usually lives in her hair with Peyton's help. Uh, that must be a really tiny cat. Griff stopped by too, and he and Fiona talked about class and about why he refuses to ask for a new roommate even though he and Alex don't seem to like each other.
Worf played loud Klingon music until Rose came by to complain about the noise, and Rachel and Joan read a book about...a dirty topic that I'm not entirely certain is true since they're nice girls and the squirrels can be mean.
*chittering*
I don't care what you guys say, they're too nice for kinky sex.
Dean: What does nice have to do with not having kinky sex?
Sam: I meant they're nice and not dirty.
Dean: Again, not mutally exclusive.
Sam: Maybe. I still think I'm right though. Zack is no longer a dog, and he and Elena are now officially educated about the whole "animal transformations make you lose your clothes" thing. And Jaina made an uncomfortable call home, and told Zayne all about the calls John made while he was a girl last week.
Arthur was back in the salle this morning, which means all is right with the world again, and he and Merlin and Dinah talked about their dragon-killing trip while they sparred. And Alex was up on the roof this evening, smoking. Claire joined him, despite getting teased that she was up past her bedtime. Jean got a personal tour of the roof in exchange for some flirting with Alex, and she and Claire talked about trying to make new friends here. Jean and George flirted as well and made a date to go to the beach together this weekend.
Jess got a light from Alex so he could smoke too, and talked to him about the girls here. He also talked to Claire about his plans for the fall, and sniped at Chuck about the fight they got into and how yes, they still don't like each other.
Dean: Does Jess actually like anyone?
Sam: ...you know, I don't think he does. That's kind of sad. George talked to Claire about accidental twins and how he apparently looks like Jaina's brother, Diana tried to get George to admit that he couldn't remember her name, and he talked to Alex about how awesome it was to wake up as a girl last week.
Chuck was annoyed to find other people smoking too, and he and Alex talked about how crazy and bissfully easy the workshops were this summer. He and Claire talked and--I did not check him out while he was wearing that kilt! God, stop making me sound like a bad person.
He and Jean caught up, and he warned her that the last time boys turned into girls, girls turned into boys too, so the girls might not be immune to the whole thing. Diana also gave Chuck a piece of her mind, since she's Rachel's roommate. Oops.
Dean: Chuck should be used to that by now.
Sam: With his luck, he really should. Diana was surprised to find so many people on the roof, and Alex explained that it's where the smokers tend to congregate, while Claire talked up the garden. Sorry Claire, but one of those things is probably a lot more interesting to most people than the other.
Town!
Dean: Down in town, Alex-who-is-a-girl was at the Magic Box, Elle was at Cabot and Associates, and Oz was celebrating Yukon Discovery Day at Holiday Grove. Seriously? Is that like a real thing?
Worf was scowly and looking at sensor logs at Wellspring Arms. Scowly is kinda his baseline emotion though isn't it? When he's not having cabin-destroying sex. At least I hope he wasn't scowly during that.
Sam: Can you really destroy a cabin without being angry?
Dean: If you're doing it right you can. At Things Reborn, Mirax was late for work, but brought pie for Ben in case he was there. Hey, I know I'd forgive someone for being late if they brought me pie.
Sam: You'd forgive someone for pretty much anything if they brought you pie.
Dean: Pretty much, yeah. Speaking of Ben, he visited Ender at Stark Industries and they got all philosophical about knowing the future. Also at Stark Industries, Tyler and Nathan went to find Tony who was hiding out in his laboratory.
Glinda sent email, and Irulan was advertising tin-foil hats at the Imperial Brim. Priestly came by to glee over them and they talked about government versus anarchy. Don't know about that, but I do know the last time I saw someone wearing a tinfoil hat she was trying to insist that Sammy and I had to have incestuous gay sex to stop the yellow eyed demon. So, y'know, not really a big supporter of tinhats.
Sam: Could we maybe pretend that never happened? I was perfectly content pretending that never happened.
Dean: Keep the tinhats away from me and I'm happy to do the same. Lacey was playing MyZoo at Luke's Diner. Bobby, George and Kyle discussed their time as girls over milkshakes. Irulan asked Lacey if she could put a poster up and then they discussed Irulan's Fandom history.
And Arthur and Merlin went on a date to the movie theatre, which the squirrels have described as dorky. So a date like yours, Sammy?
Sam: Hey, my dates with Peter aren't dorky at all. Most of the time.
Dean: Uh huh. Sure.
Sam: He likes me dorky, have you ever thought of that?
Dean: He'd almost have to like you dorky.
Sam: And we'll see what you think when the dorks take over the world. Have you got anything left in your pile?
Dean: Nope. You?
Sam: Nope, so I think that's all for us tonight. Have a good evening, everyone.
Dean: Which Sammy here thinks of as kinda like Christmas. Dork.
Sam: Well, workshops finals are more like the Fourth of July. Fun, but not as exciting as the other times of the year.
Dean: I rest my case. Dork.
Sam: I take "dork" as a compliment from you, you know.
Dean: That just makes you a bigger dork.
Sam: Yeah, well, I'm going to roll around in my dorkitude then and start on the notes.
School!
Sam: Like I said, this week, it's finals all around. In Ethics and Etiquette, Mr. Rogers and Deadpool gave everyone a nice sugar high before giving them a final quiz. Tara apologized to Mr. Rogers for missing class due to being a potted plant. I think I'd rather be a puppy again...like Zack apparently is or was while begging for another donut from Deadpool.
Art Appreciation and Protection had their final at the York Gallery, which Ms. Devereaux owns now, and she explained that their final was to test the new security measures by trying to steal the artwork without getting caught. Instead of a final, Sexual Anthropology had a Q&A session for sex-related questions anyone still wanted answered, and Dean and Ms. Brennan talked about how the class went, and about...future-related things I'm not going to talk about.
Dean: Aw.
Sam: I can accept that you're going. That doesn't mean I have to like it.
Dean: I'd invite you to come with me, but you've got this whole love affair with school thing going on. Wouldn't want to come between you two.
Sam: Now who's the dork? Destiny and Free Will practiced defying destinies for their final. Lady Ghanima read tarot cards to get everyone's immediate future, so they'd have an idea of how a gambling venture would go, and then the class was set loose in a casino to see if they could make their outcome be different than expected. Shilo checked up on Merlin to see how his trip to Canada went, Karla asked Lady Ghanima if she might want to learn how to fly, and Merlin and Dinah apologized to her for missing class.
How to be Awesome used the last class to talk about interventions, for when your friends do embarrassing things and supposedly need to be saved from themselves. Everyone paired up to write and share their letters of intervention, and then we all turned in our video resumes.
And finally, the main office was invaded by mutant ramen. So, it was just another Monday for them.
Dean: Better than being invaded by mutant pie.
Sam: You wouldn't love an invasion of pie?
Dean: Pie, yes. Mutant pie, no.
Sam: Yeah, I guess it would be kind of painful if pie, of all things, turned on us.
Dorms!
Sam: Fiona talked on the phone and took pictures of the cat that usually lives in her hair with Peyton's help. Uh, that must be a really tiny cat. Griff stopped by too, and he and Fiona talked about class and about why he refuses to ask for a new roommate even though he and Alex don't seem to like each other.
Worf played loud Klingon music until Rose came by to complain about the noise, and Rachel and Joan read a book about...a dirty topic that I'm not entirely certain is true since they're nice girls and the squirrels can be mean.
*chittering*
I don't care what you guys say, they're too nice for kinky sex.
Dean: What does nice have to do with not having kinky sex?
Sam: I meant they're nice and not dirty.
Dean: Again, not mutally exclusive.
Sam: Maybe. I still think I'm right though. Zack is no longer a dog, and he and Elena are now officially educated about the whole "animal transformations make you lose your clothes" thing. And Jaina made an uncomfortable call home, and told Zayne all about the calls John made while he was a girl last week.
Arthur was back in the salle this morning, which means all is right with the world again, and he and Merlin and Dinah talked about their dragon-killing trip while they sparred. And Alex was up on the roof this evening, smoking. Claire joined him, despite getting teased that she was up past her bedtime. Jean got a personal tour of the roof in exchange for some flirting with Alex, and she and Claire talked about trying to make new friends here. Jean and George flirted as well and made a date to go to the beach together this weekend.
Jess got a light from Alex so he could smoke too, and talked to him about the girls here. He also talked to Claire about his plans for the fall, and sniped at Chuck about the fight they got into and how yes, they still don't like each other.
Dean: Does Jess actually like anyone?
Sam: ...you know, I don't think he does. That's kind of sad. George talked to Claire about accidental twins and how he apparently looks like Jaina's brother, Diana tried to get George to admit that he couldn't remember her name, and he talked to Alex about how awesome it was to wake up as a girl last week.
Chuck was annoyed to find other people smoking too, and he and Alex talked about how crazy and bissfully easy the workshops were this summer. He and Claire talked and--I did not check him out while he was wearing that kilt! God, stop making me sound like a bad person.
He and Jean caught up, and he warned her that the last time boys turned into girls, girls turned into boys too, so the girls might not be immune to the whole thing. Diana also gave Chuck a piece of her mind, since she's Rachel's roommate. Oops.
Dean: Chuck should be used to that by now.
Sam: With his luck, he really should. Diana was surprised to find so many people on the roof, and Alex explained that it's where the smokers tend to congregate, while Claire talked up the garden. Sorry Claire, but one of those things is probably a lot more interesting to most people than the other.
Town!
Dean: Down in town, Alex-who-is-a-girl was at the Magic Box, Elle was at Cabot and Associates, and Oz was celebrating Yukon Discovery Day at Holiday Grove. Seriously? Is that like a real thing?
Worf was scowly and looking at sensor logs at Wellspring Arms. Scowly is kinda his baseline emotion though isn't it? When he's not having cabin-destroying sex. At least I hope he wasn't scowly during that.
Sam: Can you really destroy a cabin without being angry?
Dean: If you're doing it right you can. At Things Reborn, Mirax was late for work, but brought pie for Ben in case he was there. Hey, I know I'd forgive someone for being late if they brought me pie.
Sam: You'd forgive someone for pretty much anything if they brought you pie.
Dean: Pretty much, yeah. Speaking of Ben, he visited Ender at Stark Industries and they got all philosophical about knowing the future. Also at Stark Industries, Tyler and Nathan went to find Tony who was hiding out in his laboratory.
Glinda sent email, and Irulan was advertising tin-foil hats at the Imperial Brim. Priestly came by to glee over them and they talked about government versus anarchy. Don't know about that, but I do know the last time I saw someone wearing a tinfoil hat she was trying to insist that Sammy and I had to have incestuous gay sex to stop the yellow eyed demon. So, y'know, not really a big supporter of tinhats.
Sam: Could we maybe pretend that never happened? I was perfectly content pretending that never happened.
Dean: Keep the tinhats away from me and I'm happy to do the same. Lacey was playing MyZoo at Luke's Diner. Bobby, George and Kyle discussed their time as girls over milkshakes. Irulan asked Lacey if she could put a poster up and then they discussed Irulan's Fandom history.
And Arthur and Merlin went on a date to the movie theatre, which the squirrels have described as dorky. So a date like yours, Sammy?
Sam: Hey, my dates with Peter aren't dorky at all. Most of the time.
Dean: Uh huh. Sure.
Sam: He likes me dorky, have you ever thought of that?
Dean: He'd almost have to like you dorky.
Sam: And we'll see what you think when the dorks take over the world. Have you got anything left in your pile?
Dean: Nope. You?
Sam: Nope, so I think that's all for us tonight. Have a good evening, everyone.
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