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Fandom Radio, Saturday 8/15
Deadpool: You know what today needs? Music. For some reason I have the worst ear worm of some Funky Cold Medina. I blame Chuck Bass. What? Oh right, this massive pile of notes.
School
Deadpool: Nothing. Whoopie!
Dorms
Deadpool:Up on the fourth floor, Chuck Bass--that evil bastard with the songs getting stuck in my head--avoided the party on his floor to roll some joints. Oh, c'mon. I can't hear these things, kids! Not X-23 showed up to talk about bad TV and why folks get filmed doin' stupid crap. Because it amuses us. Duh.
And, sweet baby Nate, over on the third floor there was a luau that won't die People mingled and all that jazz. Joan and Kate Plus 8 congratulated themselves on an awesome party and gabbed about how omg Kate went to the three minute dates. She'll be on the cover of People for that. Arthur was there and took a lei, but didn't get leied. Saaaad. Everyone deserves to get leied at least once. Kate was all 'put on a grass skirt!' at him and he was all 'neeeeever happening' and she was all 'pooout'. Like oh em gee, you guys. Oh em gee. Francine is very glad he has boybits back and even offers to trade her yellow lei for his pink lei of so, so gay. Leto asked if he was in a better mood and they sniped at each other like a couple of queens queening it up at a parade. Shulkie was randomly hulked out and all up in Arthur's Koolaid. Oh, Shulkie. You pick the wrong guys.
*sound of muffled banging and scraping at the door*
Tyler: "--all right, all right, I'm in. Sorry. Squirrels think you needed help."
Deadpool: ...I do not! My masculine pride is all wounded and here, have a pile of notes.
Tyler: *very deadpan* I am so enthused about notes. Let me show you how enthused I am.
At least this place smells better than it did over in the vampire world.
Deadpool: I never got over in that one. Too busy gettin' eaten. You owe me a glass of OJ for it, man.
Tyler: You want one of those little packs of stale cookies, too?
Deadpool: It would be nice, yes.
Tyler: I'm fresh out. Learn to live with disappointment while I read. So anyhow, Rachel tells Joan about how Anakin helped her this week. Hair advice? He's good at that. Kate says hi to Rachel and hears about her homeworld, Planet Goth. Neither Ellie nor Rachel has ever been to a luau before. Diana wants to know about Rachel's boy issues and, thank God, hears that there aren't any anymore. Jennifer wants Rachel's help which is such a set-up I can't even take it anywhere. Chloe is all shy so Joan lei's her good before Kate introduces herself to Chloe and says she'll be nice even though Chloe Comes From A Different Floor.
Floor wars are so passe. Cabin wars never die. Anyhow.
Deadpool: ...You are so old.
Tyler: ... Duh. I was here before you, man.
Deadpool: Old maaaan.
Tyler: Shut up. We also have Joan and Ellie catching up, Kate and Ellie talking mai tais and hometowns, Jennifer asking Ellie about three minute dates, and Kate bitching at Francine about the extra food because it isn't Hawaiian enough. Extra food. There's no bad there."
Deadpool: Hey, there's nothing wrong with extra food, man. Ellie assures Francine that her cookies are just fine for a luau. Dirty? Footclaws wannabe was all 'Holy crap, Francine. Be more Hawaian' so Francine suggests they eat the evidence of her anti-Hawaian feelings before people find out and use this as another reason to say the President is, like, secretly a time traveling Nazi or something. I zoned out on Rachel Maddow's fine form. I don't care that she's a lesbian and in a committed relationship, I would rock her world.
Tyler: Maybe she's just waiting for the right guy in a mask to come along.
Deadpool: *sigh* Our love would be told across the ages. Dinah is, and I quote 'Cookies!' and asks if Francine is doing well. Wishes she was Wolvie Clone asked Kate why she was so cheerful and Kate informed her that this was a party. They like to party. They like, they like to party. Claire and X-23er made plans to jump off the roof again and chatted about dudes turnin' into chicks. Liir who has yet to prove he isn't a chick had what a lei is explained to him by Kate and Joan said she's sooo glad he's not a girl anymore. Fine. You and your proof. Liir and Ellie met. And made out. Or something, the notes are fuzzy. Claire asks Yo-Yo-Ma if she's having fun and Yo-Yo-Ma is all 'Shruuug'. Someone needs to get leied. Dinah gave Yo-Yo-Ma a pineapple and they caught up in some giiiirl taaalk.
Tyler: Diana and her cat both get lei'd. Seriously. Kate talks to Alex-the-girl about the food and decorations, and the party's still Alex's topic of choice with Joan. Claire wants to see one of the Sams in a grass skirt and he's all fuck that noise. Kate introduces herself to Sam and they talk party. Joan confuses Leto by asking him about being lei'd, and I'd say something about how I thought Leto was one of our resident experts on that subject except Ghani will hit me harder than usual tomorrow if I do. And then Kate gives him a lei and talks grass skirts. Dinah lets Claire know she met a girl Jon. And Kate lei's Dinah before they talk about boys-are-girls day.
Deadpool: I stayed a dude.
Tyler: I got to do that last year. This time? Stole one of Boxer's bras out of the dryer and enjoyed being a girl.
Deadpool: Betcha kept it. Alex who is a chick and Dinah talked about their semesters so far. And then made out. Because that's more interesting. People could buy some grass skirts that Shilo made. Kate grabbed one and complimented Shilo on her work. And also made out with her. Joan thanked her for helping out with some kissing. Really. Alex of the feminine persuasion also snagged a skirt and was up in Shilo’s Koolaid about it. Aaaand people could hula or limbo.
Tyler: Which probably lead to getting lei'd.
Deadpool: You dirty man. Over in the stables, Merlin was trying to train his dog. Boooring. Francine showed up with pork to lei him. So, so dirty, man.
Tyler: And everyone was at the party or dating, so no one was in their rooms today. Shilo made grass skirts and got ready for the party, while Karla visited Dinah and Camille-the-kitten after the luau.
Town
Tyler: Meanwhile, in town, Ray has coffee, chocolate, and banter with Pepper until she tells him she's going back to New York for work and they end up deciding to break up. Condolences."
Deadpool: Awww, no more gal Friday. Ino wasn’t happy at work at the clinic, but managed to get through it. Murdock was putting touch ups on the Lighthouse project thingy. I think we should put a big bat in the lighthouse light. It’d be fun. Pie lover was trying to keep the other help in Luke’s from teasing him about yesterday. Dude not cool. You don’t mock a guy for being a girl unless it’s not physically a girl thing. Then you rip into ‘em. Veronica showed up and was all ‘Omg, I knew you when we were vampires!’ and then gave him a pep talk. Ned then tries to send food all over in his flails as Zoe walks in. Classy, man. Classy. Irulan brought a book to her hat shop. A book maybe about hats. I bet it was.
Tyler: Maybe she got bored with hats and the book was about shoes.
Deadpool: Hmmm... Maybe dresses too?
Tyler: You think she's that wild?
Deadpool: ...it's possible. Oooover at the Arms Hotel, both Mary and Gunther are pleased he’s got manbits back. Veronica was also over at the Perk. Chillin’. Like ya do. Rose showed up and they bother were all knowing each other in vampland and V tells her about being all married. And then she tried to keep me from mocking her married life. HAVE KIDS. LOTS OF ‘EM. Elle of an unknown kind also stopped by to keep Veronica company. Jess was busy checking out college classes over in Book Haven. I suggest pottery. It's fun and gives you a useful skill.
Deadpool: Hurley was busy with monkey bands over at Groovy Tunes. Like people do when they’re bored at work. Cable was late at opening Wellsping, but had the kid and dog, so it was all cool. Or something. Veronica was by to shoot stuff and gab about bein’ maaarried and how she’s leeeaaaving. Wait, she’s leavin’? Huh. Jean was in as well to ramble about braiding Bobby’s hair. Niiiice. I hope you took pictures. And Robin of the frogness is looking at a magazine at the nerd central comic book store. That everyone should visit and buy many things from.
Tyler: And a whole lot of people are over at Caritas for three minute dates, hosted by Ben Reilly. The bar is the place to be to get a little pre-date liquid courage, and the people partaking include Elena, Diana, Kate who takes a moment to invite Leto to the party, Brennan, Irulan who checks in with Ben, Valentine who is evil and hates beer, Turtle, non-Goth Rachel, Daisy, Minsc and Boo, Morgana, Ellie, Jennifer, Fred Dukes, Vince, Momoko, Esme and Tim Desmond.
Leto tells Irulan how he signed them both up and introduces Kate to his stepmother. George Cooper thinks Kyle Reese looks hot -- so that'd be one of the boy-boy pairs.
Deadpool: Oh, so gay our youth. We have round one, round two, round three, round four aaaaand round five! Dear god, people. Stop dating. Folks stuck around for some minglin’ afterwards. Kirk and Brennan compared dates when he wasn’t chattin’ up Irulan about space travel. Irulan asked Ray if he was in the mix when she’s not off drinkin’ away her confusion. The bar was open afterwards as well. Daisy was in and all into not-Spidey’s clothing choices.
Deadpool: And I think that's it, kids! No more left to say. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
Tyler: We're done, we can go home, and Deadpool forgot to remind me Tony's a drunk. I call that a win. Night.
Deadpool: DAMN IT. I knew i forgot something!
School
Deadpool: Nothing. Whoopie!
Dorms
Deadpool:Up on the fourth floor, Chuck Bass--that evil bastard with the songs getting stuck in my head--avoided the party on his floor to roll some joints. Oh, c'mon. I can't hear these things, kids! Not X-23 showed up to talk about bad TV and why folks get filmed doin' stupid crap. Because it amuses us. Duh.
And, sweet baby Nate, over on the third floor there was a luau that won't die People mingled and all that jazz. Joan and Kate Plus 8 congratulated themselves on an awesome party and gabbed about how omg Kate went to the three minute dates. She'll be on the cover of People for that. Arthur was there and took a lei, but didn't get leied. Saaaad. Everyone deserves to get leied at least once. Kate was all 'put on a grass skirt!' at him and he was all 'neeeeever happening' and she was all 'pooout'. Like oh em gee, you guys. Oh em gee. Francine is very glad he has boybits back and even offers to trade her yellow lei for his pink lei of so, so gay. Leto asked if he was in a better mood and they sniped at each other like a couple of queens queening it up at a parade. Shulkie was randomly hulked out and all up in Arthur's Koolaid. Oh, Shulkie. You pick the wrong guys.
*sound of muffled banging and scraping at the door*
Tyler: "--all right, all right, I'm in. Sorry. Squirrels think you needed help."
Deadpool: ...I do not! My masculine pride is all wounded and here, have a pile of notes.
Tyler: *very deadpan* I am so enthused about notes. Let me show you how enthused I am.
At least this place smells better than it did over in the vampire world.
Deadpool: I never got over in that one. Too busy gettin' eaten. You owe me a glass of OJ for it, man.
Tyler: You want one of those little packs of stale cookies, too?
Deadpool: It would be nice, yes.
Tyler: I'm fresh out. Learn to live with disappointment while I read. So anyhow, Rachel tells Joan about how Anakin helped her this week. Hair advice? He's good at that. Kate says hi to Rachel and hears about her homeworld, Planet Goth. Neither Ellie nor Rachel has ever been to a luau before. Diana wants to know about Rachel's boy issues and, thank God, hears that there aren't any anymore. Jennifer wants Rachel's help which is such a set-up I can't even take it anywhere. Chloe is all shy so Joan lei's her good before Kate introduces herself to Chloe and says she'll be nice even though Chloe Comes From A Different Floor.
Floor wars are so passe. Cabin wars never die. Anyhow.
Deadpool: ...You are so old.
Tyler: ... Duh. I was here before you, man.
Deadpool: Old maaaan.
Tyler: Shut up. We also have Joan and Ellie catching up, Kate and Ellie talking mai tais and hometowns, Jennifer asking Ellie about three minute dates, and Kate bitching at Francine about the extra food because it isn't Hawaiian enough. Extra food. There's no bad there."
Deadpool: Hey, there's nothing wrong with extra food, man. Ellie assures Francine that her cookies are just fine for a luau. Dirty? Footclaws wannabe was all 'Holy crap, Francine. Be more Hawaian' so Francine suggests they eat the evidence of her anti-Hawaian feelings before people find out and use this as another reason to say the President is, like, secretly a time traveling Nazi or something. I zoned out on Rachel Maddow's fine form. I don't care that she's a lesbian and in a committed relationship, I would rock her world.
Tyler: Maybe she's just waiting for the right guy in a mask to come along.
Deadpool: *sigh* Our love would be told across the ages. Dinah is, and I quote 'Cookies!' and asks if Francine is doing well. Wishes she was Wolvie Clone asked Kate why she was so cheerful and Kate informed her that this was a party. They like to party. They like, they like to party. Claire and X-23er made plans to jump off the roof again and chatted about dudes turnin' into chicks. Liir who has yet to prove he isn't a chick had what a lei is explained to him by Kate and Joan said she's sooo glad he's not a girl anymore. Fine. You and your proof. Liir and Ellie met. And made out. Or something, the notes are fuzzy. Claire asks Yo-Yo-Ma if she's having fun and Yo-Yo-Ma is all 'Shruuug'. Someone needs to get leied. Dinah gave Yo-Yo-Ma a pineapple and they caught up in some giiiirl taaalk.
Tyler: Diana and her cat both get lei'd. Seriously. Kate talks to Alex-the-girl about the food and decorations, and the party's still Alex's topic of choice with Joan. Claire wants to see one of the Sams in a grass skirt and he's all fuck that noise. Kate introduces herself to Sam and they talk party. Joan confuses Leto by asking him about being lei'd, and I'd say something about how I thought Leto was one of our resident experts on that subject except Ghani will hit me harder than usual tomorrow if I do. And then Kate gives him a lei and talks grass skirts. Dinah lets Claire know she met a girl Jon. And Kate lei's Dinah before they talk about boys-are-girls day.
Deadpool: I stayed a dude.
Tyler: I got to do that last year. This time? Stole one of Boxer's bras out of the dryer and enjoyed being a girl.
Deadpool: Betcha kept it. Alex who is a chick and Dinah talked about their semesters so far. And then made out. Because that's more interesting. People could buy some grass skirts that Shilo made. Kate grabbed one and complimented Shilo on her work. And also made out with her. Joan thanked her for helping out with some kissing. Really. Alex of the feminine persuasion also snagged a skirt and was up in Shilo’s Koolaid about it. Aaaand people could hula or limbo.
Tyler: Which probably lead to getting lei'd.
Deadpool: You dirty man. Over in the stables, Merlin was trying to train his dog. Boooring. Francine showed up with pork to lei him. So, so dirty, man.
Tyler: And everyone was at the party or dating, so no one was in their rooms today. Shilo made grass skirts and got ready for the party, while Karla visited Dinah and Camille-the-kitten after the luau.
Town
Tyler: Meanwhile, in town, Ray has coffee, chocolate, and banter with Pepper until she tells him she's going back to New York for work and they end up deciding to break up. Condolences."
Deadpool: Awww, no more gal Friday. Ino wasn’t happy at work at the clinic, but managed to get through it. Murdock was putting touch ups on the Lighthouse project thingy. I think we should put a big bat in the lighthouse light. It’d be fun. Pie lover was trying to keep the other help in Luke’s from teasing him about yesterday. Dude not cool. You don’t mock a guy for being a girl unless it’s not physically a girl thing. Then you rip into ‘em. Veronica showed up and was all ‘Omg, I knew you when we were vampires!’ and then gave him a pep talk. Ned then tries to send food all over in his flails as Zoe walks in. Classy, man. Classy. Irulan brought a book to her hat shop. A book maybe about hats. I bet it was.
Tyler: Maybe she got bored with hats and the book was about shoes.
Deadpool: Hmmm... Maybe dresses too?
Tyler: You think she's that wild?
Deadpool: ...it's possible. Oooover at the Arms Hotel, both Mary and Gunther are pleased he’s got manbits back. Veronica was also over at the Perk. Chillin’. Like ya do. Rose showed up and they bother were all knowing each other in vampland and V tells her about being all married. And then she tried to keep me from mocking her married life. HAVE KIDS. LOTS OF ‘EM. Elle of an unknown kind also stopped by to keep Veronica company. Jess was busy checking out college classes over in Book Haven. I suggest pottery. It's fun and gives you a useful skill.
Deadpool: Hurley was busy with monkey bands over at Groovy Tunes. Like people do when they’re bored at work. Cable was late at opening Wellsping, but had the kid and dog, so it was all cool. Or something. Veronica was by to shoot stuff and gab about bein’ maaarried and how she’s leeeaaaving. Wait, she’s leavin’? Huh. Jean was in as well to ramble about braiding Bobby’s hair. Niiiice. I hope you took pictures. And Robin of the frogness is looking at a magazine at the nerd central comic book store. That everyone should visit and buy many things from.
Tyler: And a whole lot of people are over at Caritas for three minute dates, hosted by Ben Reilly. The bar is the place to be to get a little pre-date liquid courage, and the people partaking include Elena, Diana, Kate who takes a moment to invite Leto to the party, Brennan, Irulan who checks in with Ben, Valentine who is evil and hates beer, Turtle, non-Goth Rachel, Daisy, Minsc and Boo, Morgana, Ellie, Jennifer, Fred Dukes, Vince, Momoko, Esme and Tim Desmond.
Leto tells Irulan how he signed them both up and introduces Kate to his stepmother. George Cooper thinks Kyle Reese looks hot -- so that'd be one of the boy-boy pairs.
Deadpool: Oh, so gay our youth. We have round one, round two, round three, round four aaaaand round five! Dear god, people. Stop dating. Folks stuck around for some minglin’ afterwards. Kirk and Brennan compared dates when he wasn’t chattin’ up Irulan about space travel. Irulan asked Ray if he was in the mix when she’s not off drinkin’ away her confusion. The bar was open afterwards as well. Daisy was in and all into not-Spidey’s clothing choices.
Deadpool: And I think that's it, kids! No more left to say. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
Tyler: We're done, we can go home, and Deadpool forgot to remind me Tony's a drunk. I call that a win. Night.
Deadpool: DAMN IT. I knew i forgot something!
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Me: *diiiiiiiiiiiiies*
Raven: I do not understand what that means.