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Fandom Radio, Monday, March 23
Sam: Good evening, Fandom. Happy Monday, or Happy Almost-Tuesday.
Dean: Almost-Tuesday?
Sam: Dude, I don't know, I'm trying not to put people to sleep before we've even started.
Dean: You're planning on being boring?
Sam: Of course not. I think we have too many notes to be boring.
Dean: Well then. You should get started, don't you think?
Sam: One of these days, I'm going to make you go first, and we'll see if it makes the world go off-kilter.
The School
Sam: Business 101 talked about what to do to turn a failing business around, without just throwing your hands up and admitting defeat, and So You Want to Make a TV Show moved from writing to editing by having everyone put footage together on their own.
Sex Ed talked about sexual harassment and how the students don't have to take it. After class, Jamie gave Mr. Rogers his homework assignment on people with shield fetishes - um, ew - and Alice stopped to ask him a few questions.
Mad Kings and Queens had a movie day - after some discussion about lines of succession and the trouble they cause when people try to take each other out, the students got to watch Wildcat in Snow, and Tahiri took the time to let Jaina know that she's very entertained by the fact that Professor Skywalker is currently a cat. As everyone should be, I think.
Dean: How many times does this make it?
Sam: I haven't been keeping an exact count, but the number's getting up there. It wouldn't be quite so funny if he wasn't such an adorable cat. Cal was in the library, and got to witness Dr. Jones finally getting out of Special Collections, thankfully in one piece. The Blank Page Art Club got organized for their Art Crawl, and focused on the art of making jewelry. And the Young Entrepreneurs played Monopoly, hopefully without bloodshed - I've heard stories about some cutthroat board games played here before.
Constable Fraser dealt with paperwork in his office, Minsc got distracted from his work by Boo, and Tyler hoped for a distraction from class-writing. His distractions came in the form of Tony Stark, who Tyler asked for teaching advice before discussing plans for the summer and superhero names, and Mr. Rogers, who wanted to inform Tyler that he's going to kill Tony Stark for giving his Sex Ed class an assignment on fetishes. Really? Violence is such a drastic choice. Can't you just make him grade the assignments instead?
Dean: Maybe he thinks he might enjoy it too much?
Sam: I didn't think about that. He is the one who was strange enough to make the assignment, after all.
The Dorm
Sam: It seems that Merlin is still a bird, and a loud one at that - Leto had to shut him in a cupboard to keep him quiet. Harper was surprised to find Jack in her room instead of Jill, and was worried that he might not want to share the room with her while he's around. Tahiri and Dinah took a walk on the beach, and Rikku got a visit from a newly re-humanized and half-dressed Reno. Feel free to insert your own inappropriate noises here.
Arthur practiced his swordwork at the salle despite being all banged up and bruised, because apparently no one's ever told him that days of rest are allowed when you're hurt. Dinah showed up for practice too, and she and Arthur worked on defense techniques. Tahiri came by, and Arthur proceeded to piss her off as they talked about how she needs to train more. Dinah and Tahiri talked about the Fight Club and the stick Arthur has up his ass, and then Alice came by and talked to Arthur about the club, and to Dinah about how things are going in general.
The good news is, Reno is no longer a bird. The bad news is, like a lot of people, he came back to normal without clothes on, and proceeded to streak through the dorm, to the encouragement of Rikku and the entertainment of Sokka.
Dean: There needs to be like emergency caches of clothes around the place. Like fire extinguishers or something. In case of sudden nudity, break glass.
Sam: Assuming you can break glass while you're naked.
Dean: Point.
Sam: Up in the fourth floor boys' bathroom--wait, does that really say bathroom?
*chittering*
And that's what all of these notes are for?
*amused chittering*
Okay guys, I think we need better lives than this. Seriously. Uh, as I was saying, up in the fourth floor boys' bathroom, Hannibal got out of the shower and checked himself out, until he was interrupted by Hurley asking what he was doing. Hannibal didn't give Jack a tour of the bathroom, despite how he seems to be new, but that's okay because it's a bathroom. I'm pretty sure anyone over the age of four could find their way around.
Jack talked to Hurley and Romeo about his sister Jill, who's a student here too, and John Sheppard came downstairs from the fifth floor and complained that the mirrors are bigger on the fourth floor than they are in the fifth floor girls' room. Questions of why he knows the inside of the girls' room aside, I think if someone wants bigger mirrors, they can go take the thousands of dollars they won over the weekend and buy themselves some damn mirrors that they don't have to share. Just a suggestion.
Dean: John won thousands of dollars?
Sam: ...uh, yeah. He won a really good bet in detention. John bitched about the mirrors to Hurley too before Emmett arrived. He and Hannibal thought about peeping into the girls' bathroom, but decided that with their luck, it would be full of girls who could beat them up. Around here? Yeah, that's a sound concern. Jack and Hurley noticed what a large and well-proportioned male Emmett is, and it says "not dirty" but come on. Romeo and Hannibal got into a "bitchfight" about which one of them is a bigger girl, and judging from the description of their argument, I'd say the squirrel answer is "both of them."
Dean: Y'know, I think I'm glad I have an ensuite bathroom.
Sam: I might never go to the bathroom again at this rate. Hurley told Romeo about the impromtu party they were having - in the bathroom, in case people missed that - and then, because things weren't quite awkward enough, Reno - still naked at the time - came in to actually use the bathroom for its specified purpose, and found himself in the middle of the group. That's the height of awkwardness right there. Sorry, dude. Both Hannibal and Jack complimented Reno's hat, which I'm praying was an actual hat he was wearing, Hurley learned that Reno was left without clothes after turning human, and was not streaking for fun, and Romeo hoped Reno wasn't planning on killing him any time soon. If you can't manage to defend yourself from a guy without clothes on, you might deserve to get beaten.
Cal wasn't happy to find a crowd in the bathroom even after Hannibal greeted him, because he's a sane, sensible person. He told Jack that everyone being there was a problem, even though no one else seemed to be able to see that, and he was annoyed by Hurley's comment that he could fit into Hannibal's pants. Meanwhile, outside of the bathroom, Alice lurked and eavesdropped, and got caught by Reno who told her to just come on in. I'd tell you to tell her not to do things like that, but I have a feeling you're kind of proud of her right now.
Dean: Y'know, I think I would've expected that more from Angela than Alice.
Sam: Me too. Someone's been a bad influence.
Dean: Not me. This time. And there was even more action down in the third floor boys' bathroom where Cal had retreated in search of privacy. But there isn't any privacy to be found because Chuck was there checking out his hair, and so Cal was justifiably bitchy at him.
The Sam who is not my brother was also there because there was a problem with the showers on the fifth floor. To get away from him, Cal wove an elaborate showerhead plot. Okay now that's one I haven't heard before.
Still in search of privacy, Cal tried the second floor bathrooms but still didn't find it as Lois came by looking for toilet paper. Have I mentioned how happy I am to have an ensuite?
Sam: And you're lucky. Very, very lucky.
The Town
Dean: Down in town Ender opened Stark Industries, but didn't get his regular visit from Ben. Aw. Joan set up new floral displays at
Covent Garden Flowers, Lacey was looking through a catalogue at Luke's Diner, Worf was trying to fix the communications circuits from his shuttle at the Wellspring Arms, and Romeo scribbled in his notebook at Pixie Dust.
Cable and Jan were at Town Hall, and Jan was asking for Deadpool. There was no Deadpool, but Kurogane stopped by to chat with Cable.
Bender tried to sell a horse over a cell phone at the Gig, Daisy was a little worried at the Trooper Station, Tony worked some new pieces into the displays at Coyote Medicine, Sokka and Apu had a confusing conversation at T&C, and Chad was standing very, very still at Groovy Tunes. Practicing to be a statue?
Alex was reading a fashion magazine at The Magic Box, where Mina came by to verify that it specialized in real magic. Teddy was looking up back issue information at the Android's Dungeon. Chad, while he was not practicing being a statue, came by with coffee, muffins, donuts and three unopened letters.
It was Lee's first day of work at Legal Aid, where Matt was in his office reading a fax.
Tony Stark avoided his lab and apartment and anyone who might be looking for him by being at the Perk where he also got to have decent coffee. Steve found him anyway and they chatted about Jamie's essay for last week's Sex Ed homework. See, when I took Sex Ed, we didn't actually have to write essays. And it was taught by a hooker. Those were the days.
Sam: Oh, yeah, that was so much more fun. And never embarrassing, ever.
Dean: Okay, I could've gone without the whole Muskrat nickname, but hey, I've been called worse. Yondaime opened Caritas and asked Tino if it was gay for two guys to go to a sewing club together. Depends on if the two guys plan on making out at said sewing club, I think.
Sam: Yeah, that sounds like the clearest indicator to me. Are there any more notes? Any bathrooms in town that people decided to invade for no good reason at all?
Dean: If there were the squirrels didn't see fit to record it.
Sam: Good. We have common rooms for a reason, you guys. Try to remember that next week?
Dean: Good advice.
Dean: Almost-Tuesday?
Sam: Dude, I don't know, I'm trying not to put people to sleep before we've even started.
Dean: You're planning on being boring?
Sam: Of course not. I think we have too many notes to be boring.
Dean: Well then. You should get started, don't you think?
Sam: One of these days, I'm going to make you go first, and we'll see if it makes the world go off-kilter.
The School
Sam: Business 101 talked about what to do to turn a failing business around, without just throwing your hands up and admitting defeat, and So You Want to Make a TV Show moved from writing to editing by having everyone put footage together on their own.
Sex Ed talked about sexual harassment and how the students don't have to take it. After class, Jamie gave Mr. Rogers his homework assignment on people with shield fetishes - um, ew - and Alice stopped to ask him a few questions.
Mad Kings and Queens had a movie day - after some discussion about lines of succession and the trouble they cause when people try to take each other out, the students got to watch Wildcat in Snow, and Tahiri took the time to let Jaina know that she's very entertained by the fact that Professor Skywalker is currently a cat. As everyone should be, I think.
Dean: How many times does this make it?
Sam: I haven't been keeping an exact count, but the number's getting up there. It wouldn't be quite so funny if he wasn't such an adorable cat. Cal was in the library, and got to witness Dr. Jones finally getting out of Special Collections, thankfully in one piece. The Blank Page Art Club got organized for their Art Crawl, and focused on the art of making jewelry. And the Young Entrepreneurs played Monopoly, hopefully without bloodshed - I've heard stories about some cutthroat board games played here before.
Constable Fraser dealt with paperwork in his office, Minsc got distracted from his work by Boo, and Tyler hoped for a distraction from class-writing. His distractions came in the form of Tony Stark, who Tyler asked for teaching advice before discussing plans for the summer and superhero names, and Mr. Rogers, who wanted to inform Tyler that he's going to kill Tony Stark for giving his Sex Ed class an assignment on fetishes. Really? Violence is such a drastic choice. Can't you just make him grade the assignments instead?
Dean: Maybe he thinks he might enjoy it too much?
Sam: I didn't think about that. He is the one who was strange enough to make the assignment, after all.
The Dorm
Sam: It seems that Merlin is still a bird, and a loud one at that - Leto had to shut him in a cupboard to keep him quiet. Harper was surprised to find Jack in her room instead of Jill, and was worried that he might not want to share the room with her while he's around. Tahiri and Dinah took a walk on the beach, and Rikku got a visit from a newly re-humanized and half-dressed Reno. Feel free to insert your own inappropriate noises here.
Arthur practiced his swordwork at the salle despite being all banged up and bruised, because apparently no one's ever told him that days of rest are allowed when you're hurt. Dinah showed up for practice too, and she and Arthur worked on defense techniques. Tahiri came by, and Arthur proceeded to piss her off as they talked about how she needs to train more. Dinah and Tahiri talked about the Fight Club and the stick Arthur has up his ass, and then Alice came by and talked to Arthur about the club, and to Dinah about how things are going in general.
The good news is, Reno is no longer a bird. The bad news is, like a lot of people, he came back to normal without clothes on, and proceeded to streak through the dorm, to the encouragement of Rikku and the entertainment of Sokka.
Dean: There needs to be like emergency caches of clothes around the place. Like fire extinguishers or something. In case of sudden nudity, break glass.
Sam: Assuming you can break glass while you're naked.
Dean: Point.
Sam: Up in the fourth floor boys' bathroom--wait, does that really say bathroom?
*chittering*
And that's what all of these notes are for?
*amused chittering*
Okay guys, I think we need better lives than this. Seriously. Uh, as I was saying, up in the fourth floor boys' bathroom, Hannibal got out of the shower and checked himself out, until he was interrupted by Hurley asking what he was doing. Hannibal didn't give Jack a tour of the bathroom, despite how he seems to be new, but that's okay because it's a bathroom. I'm pretty sure anyone over the age of four could find their way around.
Jack talked to Hurley and Romeo about his sister Jill, who's a student here too, and John Sheppard came downstairs from the fifth floor and complained that the mirrors are bigger on the fourth floor than they are in the fifth floor girls' room. Questions of why he knows the inside of the girls' room aside, I think if someone wants bigger mirrors, they can go take the thousands of dollars they won over the weekend and buy themselves some damn mirrors that they don't have to share. Just a suggestion.
Dean: John won thousands of dollars?
Sam: ...uh, yeah. He won a really good bet in detention. John bitched about the mirrors to Hurley too before Emmett arrived. He and Hannibal thought about peeping into the girls' bathroom, but decided that with their luck, it would be full of girls who could beat them up. Around here? Yeah, that's a sound concern. Jack and Hurley noticed what a large and well-proportioned male Emmett is, and it says "not dirty" but come on. Romeo and Hannibal got into a "bitchfight" about which one of them is a bigger girl, and judging from the description of their argument, I'd say the squirrel answer is "both of them."
Dean: Y'know, I think I'm glad I have an ensuite bathroom.
Sam: I might never go to the bathroom again at this rate. Hurley told Romeo about the impromtu party they were having - in the bathroom, in case people missed that - and then, because things weren't quite awkward enough, Reno - still naked at the time - came in to actually use the bathroom for its specified purpose, and found himself in the middle of the group. That's the height of awkwardness right there. Sorry, dude. Both Hannibal and Jack complimented Reno's hat, which I'm praying was an actual hat he was wearing, Hurley learned that Reno was left without clothes after turning human, and was not streaking for fun, and Romeo hoped Reno wasn't planning on killing him any time soon. If you can't manage to defend yourself from a guy without clothes on, you might deserve to get beaten.
Cal wasn't happy to find a crowd in the bathroom even after Hannibal greeted him, because he's a sane, sensible person. He told Jack that everyone being there was a problem, even though no one else seemed to be able to see that, and he was annoyed by Hurley's comment that he could fit into Hannibal's pants. Meanwhile, outside of the bathroom, Alice lurked and eavesdropped, and got caught by Reno who told her to just come on in. I'd tell you to tell her not to do things like that, but I have a feeling you're kind of proud of her right now.
Dean: Y'know, I think I would've expected that more from Angela than Alice.
Sam: Me too. Someone's been a bad influence.
Dean: Not me. This time. And there was even more action down in the third floor boys' bathroom where Cal had retreated in search of privacy. But there isn't any privacy to be found because Chuck was there checking out his hair, and so Cal was justifiably bitchy at him.
The Sam who is not my brother was also there because there was a problem with the showers on the fifth floor. To get away from him, Cal wove an elaborate showerhead plot. Okay now that's one I haven't heard before.
Still in search of privacy, Cal tried the second floor bathrooms but still didn't find it as Lois came by looking for toilet paper. Have I mentioned how happy I am to have an ensuite?
Sam: And you're lucky. Very, very lucky.
The Town
Dean: Down in town Ender opened Stark Industries, but didn't get his regular visit from Ben. Aw. Joan set up new floral displays at
Covent Garden Flowers, Lacey was looking through a catalogue at Luke's Diner, Worf was trying to fix the communications circuits from his shuttle at the Wellspring Arms, and Romeo scribbled in his notebook at Pixie Dust.
Cable and Jan were at Town Hall, and Jan was asking for Deadpool. There was no Deadpool, but Kurogane stopped by to chat with Cable.
Bender tried to sell a horse over a cell phone at the Gig, Daisy was a little worried at the Trooper Station, Tony worked some new pieces into the displays at Coyote Medicine, Sokka and Apu had a confusing conversation at T&C, and Chad was standing very, very still at Groovy Tunes. Practicing to be a statue?
Alex was reading a fashion magazine at The Magic Box, where Mina came by to verify that it specialized in real magic. Teddy was looking up back issue information at the Android's Dungeon. Chad, while he was not practicing being a statue, came by with coffee, muffins, donuts and three unopened letters.
It was Lee's first day of work at Legal Aid, where Matt was in his office reading a fax.
Tony Stark avoided his lab and apartment and anyone who might be looking for him by being at the Perk where he also got to have decent coffee. Steve found him anyway and they chatted about Jamie's essay for last week's Sex Ed homework. See, when I took Sex Ed, we didn't actually have to write essays. And it was taught by a hooker. Those were the days.
Sam: Oh, yeah, that was so much more fun. And never embarrassing, ever.
Dean: Okay, I could've gone without the whole Muskrat nickname, but hey, I've been called worse. Yondaime opened Caritas and asked Tino if it was gay for two guys to go to a sewing club together. Depends on if the two guys plan on making out at said sewing club, I think.
Sam: Yeah, that sounds like the clearest indicator to me. Are there any more notes? Any bathrooms in town that people decided to invade for no good reason at all?
Dean: If there were the squirrels didn't see fit to record it.
Sam: Good. We have common rooms for a reason, you guys. Try to remember that next week?
Dean: Good advice.