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fandom_radio2006-05-03 09:54 pm
fates_jaye) wrote in fandom_radio2006-05-03 09:54 pm
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Fandom Radio, May 3
Jaye: This is Jaye. Who showers daily now and eats food that isn't 80% sugar. I promise. Though I am still finding glitter everywhere.
Peter: And this is Peter who is here just to bug Jaye. Speaking of which, have more glitter.
Jaye: GUUUAYAH!! What do you think you're doing?
Peter: Making you... how would you phrase it? Sparklinated? Yeah, making you that.
Jaye: Out. Now. Out out out out out! My radio show!
Peter: Our radio show tonight.
Peter: And we start with...
Education. I'm not adding the "ma" in there. It's silly.
Edumacation, DAMMIT.
Jaye: Math does stuff. LEAVE.
Peter: Celtic Studies, Magical Theory, and Cultivation & Gardening all have finals-related stuff. And make me.
Jaye: CONSTABLE FRASER, THERE'S A STRANGE BOY IN THE RADIO ROOM! Also, John Crichton was a flamingo. And they turned in stuff or something in class. Seriously, were you not hugged enough as a child?
Peter: There's also a strange girl in here, but we're used to her now. Anyway, Doctor Jackson has office hours and Shop students get their grades. Also, I think Jaye's asking for a hug. If you think I should hug her to help her deal with whatever trauma made her who she is today, call the radio and let us know!
Jaye: I WILL TOTALLY START KILLING PEOPLE IF THAT PHONE RINGS! Peter has cooties.
Apparently the striking around school continues. The laundry is still being held hostage and the doors on the fifth floor are rebelling. Inanimate obects of the school? I salute your laziness.
Peter: The cutest girl in the school - and, yes, I am biased - opens the library where she talks to Parker who isn't me about exams and parents, Angela about Fish, and Mac about an overdue tortilla book. Hi Zero! I'm on the radio!
Jaye: Do you hear what he's really like, Zero? Do you? I know you're cute, but run. Save yourself!
Professor Dream holds office hours, the talk in the cafeteria is all about the weirdness of Fandom, which kind of isn't news now. Though Blair's apparent possession is. More on that later.
Living Conditions.
Peter: Angel did "the finals thing" which sounds like it should be a regrettable end of the year dance craze, and then gets dragged into the girl's bathroom by Veronica. No word on if they were participating in any regrettable end of the year dance crazes.
Jaye: You're a regrettable dance craze. Or something. So Blair is supporting the man today. He was also hanging in the computer lab with Nadia and Angela. I highly suspect he was buying stock in Microsoft. Supporting the Man and all.
Peter: He is Bill Gates' suspenders today. ... Because suspenders support... Shut up, it's funny. Anyway, Nadia was trapped in her room due to the door strike thing while Pippi avoids that problem by crawling out her window. By the way, if any fifth floor residents are uncomfortable with climbing out their window, I can help you out. Call me here at the station. And while you're doing that, remember about that hug for Jaye. She's hurting inside, I know you can all hear it in her voice! She just needs a hug!
Jaye: You know what I really need? I need someone to hit Peter. Make him hurt on the outside. Pip plays the guitar for his doors, and in a dirty moment, Ivanova totally says the wrong name. Not having had it happen to me, that's the best ever.
Peter: Janet gets phone calls - which means that your phone is working and you should be calling to demand that Jaye gets a hug. And John and Aeryn talk about serious subjects like driver's ed, marriage, and pumpkin eating.
Jaye: Aeryn, I will never tease you again if you beat Peter up. Speaking of beating people up, let's go to the gym! Where no one was actually beating anyone up. Cam showed Molly his bruises. Though I don't know if this was before or after she broke up a fight between him and Blair, who is still scary.
Peter: Pippi makes pancakes and Walter and Nadia manage to join her despite the striking doors. Nadia also joined forces with Marty to declare war on the washing machines. Try unplugging them. It might not work, but it's a reasonable first step.
Jaye: And you have a slightly lesser chance of catching the plague. Marty also runs with scissors. No, seriously. Maybe he still thinks he's wee. And in the worst. segue. ever. There's talk of GRADUATION YAY BOYKISSY!
Peter: How about some graduation girlkissy? That would only be fair. Anyway, Rory was handing out yearbooks and Veronica revealed her to be a boat thief. Really, Rory, boat theft? You should be ashamed of yourself.
Jaye: See, on one hand, I have to admire the scale of stealing a boat. On the other, Rory, what would Professor Mr. The Tick think? Cam talks to her about Molly, kissing, and getting punched by Logan. Which totally sounds like a Judy Blume book. And the fourth floor gets coffee bar this time. Too bad it can't make them cool.
Peter: Don't you live on the fourth floor?
Jaye: I'm so an honorary second floor dweller. Fourth floor refugees unite! Though there might be a Bridge/Xander/Marty/Angela kissy couch war thing. If this ends in an orgy after we end radio tonight, I'm gonna be so pissed.
Peter: See? You said "we." It's our show. I've got a hug waiting if you want it. Elizabeth helps Isabel with a puzzle, and Cameron still owes Veronica a duet. And maybe while they're singing, people can do the latest dance craze that's sweeping the nation, The Finals Thing!
Jaye: You really should be institutionalized. Pip and Pippi play with Pup, Boone takes off for the summer, John Connor leaves for the weekend, and I wish Peter would leave for good. Please?
Nope! Out and About!
Peter: Jarod is at Caritas and talks to Girl Parker on the phone, Cafe Fina has a slow day, Giles is in his apartment, and Phoebe visits a very sad Orlin. If I hadn't thrown all of my glitter on Jaye earlier, I'd give you some, man.
Jaye: Town in general was boring. Just like Princess Peter here. Lana shows up to work mopey and on time- *sigh*- and while graduation gear is for sale at All and Sundries, no one goes. Oh, come on, people. Yes, you look stupid with the hat. But so does everyone else.
And finally, Walter stops in Empire Records. Which is now complete with lazer lights and Pink Flloyd. Just in case you were wondering. Save that for after finals, kids.
Peter: Okay, people, last chance for a hug. Call now! Only you can help me help this poor, mentally disturbed person.
Jaye: Oh my god! Like you're anyone to talk? You think you're a dance craze!
Peter: No, you think I'm a dance craze. I know that everyone is doing the Finals Thing. It's sweeping the nation!
Jaye: Dirty.
Peter: That's why it's sweeping. It's cleaning up the dirt. Okay, this has been your friendly, neighborhood Peter Parker, hugging Jaye and fleeing out the window. GOOD NIGHT FANDOM!
Jaye: ...
...I need to go bathe. And hopefully catch plague.
Peter: And this is Peter who is here just to bug Jaye. Speaking of which, have more glitter.
Jaye: GUUUAYAH!! What do you think you're doing?
Peter: Making you... how would you phrase it? Sparklinated? Yeah, making you that.
Jaye: Out. Now. Out out out out out! My radio show!
Peter: Our radio show tonight.
Peter: And we start with...
Education. I'm not adding the "ma" in there. It's silly.
Edumacation, DAMMIT.
Jaye: Math does stuff. LEAVE.
Peter: Celtic Studies, Magical Theory, and Cultivation & Gardening all have finals-related stuff. And make me.
Jaye: CONSTABLE FRASER, THERE'S A STRANGE BOY IN THE RADIO ROOM! Also, John Crichton was a flamingo. And they turned in stuff or something in class. Seriously, were you not hugged enough as a child?
Peter: There's also a strange girl in here, but we're used to her now. Anyway, Doctor Jackson has office hours and Shop students get their grades. Also, I think Jaye's asking for a hug. If you think I should hug her to help her deal with whatever trauma made her who she is today, call the radio and let us know!
Jaye: I WILL TOTALLY START KILLING PEOPLE IF THAT PHONE RINGS! Peter has cooties.
Apparently the striking around school continues. The laundry is still being held hostage and the doors on the fifth floor are rebelling. Inanimate obects of the school? I salute your laziness.
Peter: The cutest girl in the school - and, yes, I am biased - opens the library where she talks to Parker who isn't me about exams and parents, Angela about Fish, and Mac about an overdue tortilla book. Hi Zero! I'm on the radio!
Jaye: Do you hear what he's really like, Zero? Do you? I know you're cute, but run. Save yourself!
Professor Dream holds office hours, the talk in the cafeteria is all about the weirdness of Fandom, which kind of isn't news now. Though Blair's apparent possession is. More on that later.
Living Conditions.
Peter: Angel did "the finals thing" which sounds like it should be a regrettable end of the year dance craze, and then gets dragged into the girl's bathroom by Veronica. No word on if they were participating in any regrettable end of the year dance crazes.
Jaye: You're a regrettable dance craze. Or something. So Blair is supporting the man today. He was also hanging in the computer lab with Nadia and Angela. I highly suspect he was buying stock in Microsoft. Supporting the Man and all.
Peter: He is Bill Gates' suspenders today. ... Because suspenders support... Shut up, it's funny. Anyway, Nadia was trapped in her room due to the door strike thing while Pippi avoids that problem by crawling out her window. By the way, if any fifth floor residents are uncomfortable with climbing out their window, I can help you out. Call me here at the station. And while you're doing that, remember about that hug for Jaye. She's hurting inside, I know you can all hear it in her voice! She just needs a hug!
Jaye: You know what I really need? I need someone to hit Peter. Make him hurt on the outside. Pip plays the guitar for his doors, and in a dirty moment, Ivanova totally says the wrong name. Not having had it happen to me, that's the best ever.
Peter: Janet gets phone calls - which means that your phone is working and you should be calling to demand that Jaye gets a hug. And John and Aeryn talk about serious subjects like driver's ed, marriage, and pumpkin eating.
Jaye: Aeryn, I will never tease you again if you beat Peter up. Speaking of beating people up, let's go to the gym! Where no one was actually beating anyone up. Cam showed Molly his bruises. Though I don't know if this was before or after she broke up a fight between him and Blair, who is still scary.
Peter: Pippi makes pancakes and Walter and Nadia manage to join her despite the striking doors. Nadia also joined forces with Marty to declare war on the washing machines. Try unplugging them. It might not work, but it's a reasonable first step.
Jaye: And you have a slightly lesser chance of catching the plague. Marty also runs with scissors. No, seriously. Maybe he still thinks he's wee. And in the worst. segue. ever. There's talk of GRADUATION YAY BOYKISSY!
Peter: How about some graduation girlkissy? That would only be fair. Anyway, Rory was handing out yearbooks and Veronica revealed her to be a boat thief. Really, Rory, boat theft? You should be ashamed of yourself.
Jaye: See, on one hand, I have to admire the scale of stealing a boat. On the other, Rory, what would Professor Mr. The Tick think? Cam talks to her about Molly, kissing, and getting punched by Logan. Which totally sounds like a Judy Blume book. And the fourth floor gets coffee bar this time. Too bad it can't make them cool.
Peter: Don't you live on the fourth floor?
Jaye: I'm so an honorary second floor dweller. Fourth floor refugees unite! Though there might be a Bridge/Xander/Marty/Angela kissy couch war thing. If this ends in an orgy after we end radio tonight, I'm gonna be so pissed.
Peter: See? You said "we." It's our show. I've got a hug waiting if you want it. Elizabeth helps Isabel with a puzzle, and Cameron still owes Veronica a duet. And maybe while they're singing, people can do the latest dance craze that's sweeping the nation, The Finals Thing!
Jaye: You really should be institutionalized. Pip and Pippi play with Pup, Boone takes off for the summer, John Connor leaves for the weekend, and I wish Peter would leave for good. Please?
Nope! Out and About!
Peter: Jarod is at Caritas and talks to Girl Parker on the phone, Cafe Fina has a slow day, Giles is in his apartment, and Phoebe visits a very sad Orlin. If I hadn't thrown all of my glitter on Jaye earlier, I'd give you some, man.
Jaye: Town in general was boring. Just like Princess Peter here. Lana shows up to work mopey and on time- *sigh*- and while graduation gear is for sale at All and Sundries, no one goes. Oh, come on, people. Yes, you look stupid with the hat. But so does everyone else.
And finally, Walter stops in Empire Records. Which is now complete with lazer lights and Pink Flloyd. Just in case you were wondering. Save that for after finals, kids.
Peter: Okay, people, last chance for a hug. Call now! Only you can help me help this poor, mentally disturbed person.
Jaye: Oh my god! Like you're anyone to talk? You think you're a dance craze!
Peter: No, you think I'm a dance craze. I know that everyone is doing the Finals Thing. It's sweeping the nation!
Jaye: Dirty.
Peter: That's why it's sweeping. It's cleaning up the dirt. Okay, this has been your friendly, neighborhood Peter Parker, hugging Jaye and fleeing out the window. GOOD NIGHT FANDOM!
Jaye: ...
...I need to go bathe. And hopefully catch plague.
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And then decided to make a point to find Archie tomorrow.
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She also agrees that Jaye needs a hug.
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Well, Angela iis allowed."