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Pirate Radio [Sunday, February 18]
It be Sunday, I be the pirate, 'n let me get this out o' the way early--I HATE YE ALL.
Readin', Writin', 'n 'Rithamatic
Lee be at the library, fully clothed. Thar be no mention o' any manner o' phone calls. That will be the last time this happens today. Me be recommendin' not takin' a shot every time I be sayin' phone, or ye'll all be dead by mornin'.
Zoe be in her office answerin' phone messages, as be Fraser. If yer bored wit' talk o' phone calls, now be the time t' turn this off.
Roomin'
Toby also be fully dressed! After nekkid week, this be quite the revelation t' the squirrels. He be makin' phone calls, tryin' t' get o'er someone not callin' back. After today, I bet that ne'er be yer problem again. Merlin 'n Leto--between phone calls--chat about baked goods, Merlin 'n Arthur be clearin' up a phone message misunderstandin'--LET THAT BE A LESSON T' ALL O' YE--'n then Merlin 'n Leto talk about phone problems 'n the drug assembly. Methinks ye didn't learn quite enough from the assembly.
Peyton be havin' books, music 'n her phone, Gavin be returnin' calls, 'n Hannibal's restlessness cannot have been helped wit' the phone ringin' all damn day. Brooke be makin' me life hell by continuin' t' return phone calls, Dinah be in 'n out o' her room between phone calls, exhaustin' the poor squirrels 'n endin' up in Chuck's room. Chuck be not that concerned about messages endin' up in the wrong boxes. BE TAKIN' A LESSON FROM CHUCK. Ben's bad day be not improved by people callin' him all the time, 'n neither be Ned's, Priestly be doin' the smart thing 'n ignorin' his phone after a bit, 'n the calls be interruptin' Claudia's artistic vision.
Dojima be addin' t' the callin' madness, as be Romeo, and I be puttin' a pox on Mac who's been through this three times 'n be still callin' people. Priestly be checkin' up on Alice, who were jes' callin' people at random, 'n Firekeeper were learnin' the phone the hard way. Tahiri were also traumatized by the phone 'n had a conversation with her roommate. Excellent, Tahiri! Talk t' people, not machines! Katchoo be takin' out her rage in a creative way. It seem t' not involve droppin' all the phones off the roof or into the ocean, so I be not interested.
Momoko be returning--surprise--phone calls, Amber 'n Triela be wonderin' what the deal be with the phones--THEY BE BROKEN, WENCHES--'n Cal be told that he can't be stayin' in Amber's room. Wonder what message she got, me heartie. Rikku took a break from letter writin' to call people--bad idea, wench!--Eric 'n Myn be wonderin' what's goin' on while still answerin' phone messages which BE THE PROBLEM, 'n Jaina be bitchin' John out fer a message he left her mistakenly.
The phone calls be puttin' Summer in a bad mood--TAKE A NUMBER--'n Edmund 'n Ronan be addin' t' the madness by knittin' sweaters. No. They be callin' people! Ino be makin' calls, 'n Harper be makin' calls 'n Meg be makin' calls 'n Hoshi be makin' calls 'n the pirate be HATIN' ALL OF YE. Jess be glarin' at the phone, Lion-o be freakin' out, Éowyn be gettin' yelled at a lot, poor thing, 'n Andros be starin' at the phone. Better than returnin' the damn calls, I say. Edward be confused. It be a phone. It be ringin'. Generally speakin', ye know the person callin' ye. Happy t' help. That be fifty dollars fer the advice.
Angela be throwin' a party, as ye do when ye've been fieldin' insultin' phone calls all day. Unless ye be Peyton, in which case ye've been throwin' yerself at strangers all day. Why be I not gettin' that call? Rodney be gettin' a call! Ah, the good ol' days when I be invitin' everyone t' an orgy at Lee's room.
Different Lee. 'n Adora be there, though her voicemail be full o' oversharin' about other people's underwear.
Revelin'
I be outside gettin' votes fer the new radio talent--more on that at the end o' the broadcast--Toby be tryin' t' get better reception fer his cell phone in the water--bad idea, matey--'n G'Kar be havin' a quiet day at Turtle 'n Canary. At least someone be havin' a quiet day. Charlotte be openin' York Gallery 'n leavin' a message fer Dale, who were showin' up despite not gettin' the message. Wonder who did get it...Sam be openin' Stark's, Blysse be at the Gig, where Helen be stoppin' by, 'n Reno be at the Freelance Police Headquarters 'n not bein' shot by his bosses (though they did be tryin'). Well done, Reno!
Dale be gettin' news o' a police convention comin' t' town--I'll be scarce, methinks--Tony be leavin' a message fer someone who be never showin', Loki be messin' wit' people jes' because he can, 'n Tully were on hold at the lighthouse. He still be lookin' fer help, too. I don't know what ye might possibly be doin' there. The light be on, no one be crashin' into rocks...mission accomplished, says I. Lindsay be tryin' t' have a lazy day at home but be interrupted by, aye, phone calls. Sam be randomly arrestin' people o'er the phone--ye'll never catch me alive!--'n G'Kar's quiet day be endin' when he be arrivin' home t' ye guessed it--messages. Murdock be preparin' fer a new roommate who never be comin', Mary be inheritin' a Vegas casino--NICE--'n Daisy 'n Sarah both be gettin' their share o' creepy phone calls.
Warren be cranky at Café Fina--phone call related, aye--and Momoko be stoppin' in t' talk about, aye, phone calls. Ye think I be sayin' cream cheese that time? Biff be meditatin' at Wellspring Arms before talkin' t' Daisy about settin' up the pirate wit'...I be gettin' back t' ye, Biff. Mohinder be at the Perk with his phone turned off. Bless ye, Mohinder.
Nate Petrelli's makin' calls, doo dah, doo dah...Ghani thinks we're all on drugs ohhhh doo da day...
Sorry, that musical interlude be brought t' ye by me bein' out o' me flippin' mind. Happy birthday, Marshall! I be leavin' ye a message but NO. Elizabeth's phone be insultin', Minsc be makin' tea 'n phone calls, 'n Eliza jes' be makin' tea, 'n Nathan Algren be choosin' today to make his first phone call. Bad timin', mate.
Fraser be goin' home t' Haunches. Raise yer hand if ye think it be endin' in sex. Raise yer hand if ye think anything they do ever ends in sex. Mayhaps that jes' be a nice image fer me.
*sounds of wee squirrelly disgust*
What?
At the clinic, Mina be pickin' the wrong dayt' stop sniffin' glue t' learn about cell phones, Dale be droppin' off a goodie basket. I be not gettin' a goodie basket. At Caritas, Tino's makin' Penelope work hard, 'n Loki be there tryin' t' get a date with Tino. He be a dirty cover-stealer, Loki. It be not worth it.
And DRUMROLL IF YE PLEASE
*tiny squirrelly drum roll*
Our new broadcasters fer the spring be: Emmett Cullen, J. Jonah Jameson, Katchoo & Lacey, Jamie Madrox, Arthur Pendragon, Turtle Wexler, 'n Sam 'n Dean Winchester. Congratulations t' ye all. Don't be expectin' payment.
Readin', Writin', 'n 'Rithamatic
Lee be at the library, fully clothed. Thar be no mention o' any manner o' phone calls. That will be the last time this happens today. Me be recommendin' not takin' a shot every time I be sayin' phone, or ye'll all be dead by mornin'.
Zoe be in her office answerin' phone messages, as be Fraser. If yer bored wit' talk o' phone calls, now be the time t' turn this off.
Roomin'
Toby also be fully dressed! After nekkid week, this be quite the revelation t' the squirrels. He be makin' phone calls, tryin' t' get o'er someone not callin' back. After today, I bet that ne'er be yer problem again. Merlin 'n Leto--between phone calls--chat about baked goods, Merlin 'n Arthur be clearin' up a phone message misunderstandin'--LET THAT BE A LESSON T' ALL O' YE--'n then Merlin 'n Leto talk about phone problems 'n the drug assembly. Methinks ye didn't learn quite enough from the assembly.
Peyton be havin' books, music 'n her phone, Gavin be returnin' calls, 'n Hannibal's restlessness cannot have been helped wit' the phone ringin' all damn day. Brooke be makin' me life hell by continuin' t' return phone calls, Dinah be in 'n out o' her room between phone calls, exhaustin' the poor squirrels 'n endin' up in Chuck's room. Chuck be not that concerned about messages endin' up in the wrong boxes. BE TAKIN' A LESSON FROM CHUCK. Ben's bad day be not improved by people callin' him all the time, 'n neither be Ned's, Priestly be doin' the smart thing 'n ignorin' his phone after a bit, 'n the calls be interruptin' Claudia's artistic vision.
Dojima be addin' t' the callin' madness, as be Romeo, and I be puttin' a pox on Mac who's been through this three times 'n be still callin' people. Priestly be checkin' up on Alice, who were jes' callin' people at random, 'n Firekeeper were learnin' the phone the hard way. Tahiri were also traumatized by the phone 'n had a conversation with her roommate. Excellent, Tahiri! Talk t' people, not machines! Katchoo be takin' out her rage in a creative way. It seem t' not involve droppin' all the phones off the roof or into the ocean, so I be not interested.
Momoko be returning--surprise--phone calls, Amber 'n Triela be wonderin' what the deal be with the phones--THEY BE BROKEN, WENCHES--'n Cal be told that he can't be stayin' in Amber's room. Wonder what message she got, me heartie. Rikku took a break from letter writin' to call people--bad idea, wench!--Eric 'n Myn be wonderin' what's goin' on while still answerin' phone messages which BE THE PROBLEM, 'n Jaina be bitchin' John out fer a message he left her mistakenly.
The phone calls be puttin' Summer in a bad mood--TAKE A NUMBER--'n Edmund 'n Ronan be addin' t' the madness by knittin' sweaters. No. They be callin' people! Ino be makin' calls, 'n Harper be makin' calls 'n Meg be makin' calls 'n Hoshi be makin' calls 'n the pirate be HATIN' ALL OF YE. Jess be glarin' at the phone, Lion-o be freakin' out, Éowyn be gettin' yelled at a lot, poor thing, 'n Andros be starin' at the phone. Better than returnin' the damn calls, I say. Edward be confused. It be a phone. It be ringin'. Generally speakin', ye know the person callin' ye. Happy t' help. That be fifty dollars fer the advice.
Angela be throwin' a party, as ye do when ye've been fieldin' insultin' phone calls all day. Unless ye be Peyton, in which case ye've been throwin' yerself at strangers all day. Why be I not gettin' that call? Rodney be gettin' a call! Ah, the good ol' days when I be invitin' everyone t' an orgy at Lee's room.
Different Lee. 'n Adora be there, though her voicemail be full o' oversharin' about other people's underwear.
Revelin'
I be outside gettin' votes fer the new radio talent--more on that at the end o' the broadcast--Toby be tryin' t' get better reception fer his cell phone in the water--bad idea, matey--'n G'Kar be havin' a quiet day at Turtle 'n Canary. At least someone be havin' a quiet day. Charlotte be openin' York Gallery 'n leavin' a message fer Dale, who were showin' up despite not gettin' the message. Wonder who did get it...Sam be openin' Stark's, Blysse be at the Gig, where Helen be stoppin' by, 'n Reno be at the Freelance Police Headquarters 'n not bein' shot by his bosses (though they did be tryin'). Well done, Reno!
Dale be gettin' news o' a police convention comin' t' town--I'll be scarce, methinks--Tony be leavin' a message fer someone who be never showin', Loki be messin' wit' people jes' because he can, 'n Tully were on hold at the lighthouse. He still be lookin' fer help, too. I don't know what ye might possibly be doin' there. The light be on, no one be crashin' into rocks...mission accomplished, says I. Lindsay be tryin' t' have a lazy day at home but be interrupted by, aye, phone calls. Sam be randomly arrestin' people o'er the phone--ye'll never catch me alive!--'n G'Kar's quiet day be endin' when he be arrivin' home t' ye guessed it--messages. Murdock be preparin' fer a new roommate who never be comin', Mary be inheritin' a Vegas casino--NICE--'n Daisy 'n Sarah both be gettin' their share o' creepy phone calls.
Warren be cranky at Café Fina--phone call related, aye--and Momoko be stoppin' in t' talk about, aye, phone calls. Ye think I be sayin' cream cheese that time? Biff be meditatin' at Wellspring Arms before talkin' t' Daisy about settin' up the pirate wit'...I be gettin' back t' ye, Biff. Mohinder be at the Perk with his phone turned off. Bless ye, Mohinder.
Nate Petrelli's makin' calls, doo dah, doo dah...Ghani thinks we're all on drugs ohhhh doo da day...
Sorry, that musical interlude be brought t' ye by me bein' out o' me flippin' mind. Happy birthday, Marshall! I be leavin' ye a message but NO. Elizabeth's phone be insultin', Minsc be makin' tea 'n phone calls, 'n Eliza jes' be makin' tea, 'n Nathan Algren be choosin' today to make his first phone call. Bad timin', mate.
Fraser be goin' home t' Haunches. Raise yer hand if ye think it be endin' in sex. Raise yer hand if ye think anything they do ever ends in sex. Mayhaps that jes' be a nice image fer me.
*sounds of wee squirrelly disgust*
What?
At the clinic, Mina be pickin' the wrong day
And DRUMROLL IF YE PLEASE
*tiny squirrelly drum roll*
Our new broadcasters fer the spring be: Emmett Cullen, J. Jonah Jameson, Katchoo & Lacey, Jamie Madrox, Arthur Pendragon, Turtle Wexler, 'n Sam 'n Dean Winchester. Congratulations t' ye all. Don't be expectin' payment.