Fandom Radio, Monday, September 29

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Dean: Good evening Fandom! Hope everyone is who they're supposed to be.

Sam: All the right genders and in the right bodies and everything.

Dean: Though if you're sharing those bodies with others, that's not necessarily a bad thing. Unless you're a demon. In which case, Christo.

Sam: Well, now if we end up with anyone at the station threatening us, we'll know what's wrong with them.

Dean: Have holy water and exorcisms, will travel.

Sam: Be careful you don't get any water on the squirrels, they might protest at getting clean.

Dean: Dude, it's not smart to insult them when they're sitting right there.

Sam: There's nowhere I can insult them where they won't find out, so I might as well do it here.

Dean: Maybe you better start reading before we get into how it's nut gathering season for them.

Sam: Ha ha, very funny. Some protector you are.


School of Some Studying

Sam: Cal opened the library today, and talked to Dr. Jones about his bruised shins. That's what happens when one messes with Turtle. And Temari came in for her geography lesson with Cal.

Care for Magical Creatures learned about animals that will fight with you in a battle. After the lecture, everyone discussed which animal they'd rather fight with out of the ones that were talked about, and Jan and Jeff were around to help.

Engineering class learned about the development of Route 66 by taking a simulated road trip along the highway and talking about improvements they'd make to cars and highways.

Dean: Route 66 is pretty damn fine the way it is.

Sam: We've been across it enough times to know, I think. The Art of War talked about tactical dispositions and whether or not Sun Tzu was crazy, while Physics talked about different forms of communication, particularly which kind they'd like to have if they were trying to get in touch with someone who might be out of range. After class, Rodney and Kevin made plans to go to the library so Rodney can help Kevin study. Is it mean if I suggest that Rodney might have his work cut out for him?

Dean: Does Kevin think they're going to study? Or, y'know, study? Like you wanna do in the library with Peter?

Sam: I don't want to do anything in the library with Peter!

Dean: Liar.

Sam: I am not! Stop trying to get me into trouble. Or fired from the library.

Dean: A little trouble never hurts.

Sam: It does when I don't need to get into it.

Dean: Y'know it doesn't have to be you that gets into it, Peter could-

Sam: Stop talking! Just--right now, just stop. Basics of Alchemy actually did some minor alchemy today, working with peppermint to make tinctures while Savannah and I made sure no one accidentally set themselves on fire. It could have happened, possibly.

Dad had office hours, and he and I talked about some things.

Dean: Yeah? What things?

Sam: Things. Like, um, Peter.

Dean: About damned time.

Sam: Whatever. So, that's done.

Dean: So?

Sam: So...what?

Dean: How did it go?

Sam: He wants us all to have dinner this weekend, if that answers your question.

Dean: Ha. Told you so.

Sam: Yeah, okay, get that out while you can. Jerk. Tyler did a frantic search of his office for something he lost, while Professor Bond spent his time not drinking like last week. Luckily, that meant he was sober enough to agree to be the advisor for the gun club when Triela asked. Deadpool was throwing pencils at his ceiling, until Sokka came in and asked to be taught sword skills. Hopefully, not right at that moment. And Nathan worked on a schedule for the Student Council meetings.

Dean: And hey, sorry you didn't get voted back in. That's so wrong.

Sam: It's okay. There's always next year. And now I have time to focus on everything else.

Dean: Like doing Peter in the library.

Sam: I'm not--okay, it's your turn for notes. Now, go.


Dorms of Varied Jumping

Dean: Fine. So, over in the dorms, this afternoon in the third floor common room Jamie was in a bathrobe, and caught Jamie on the news bungee jumping in the nude. Okay, now there's something you don't report every day. You really gotta keep a tighter rein on those dupes, dude if you don't want the family jewels somewhere on display if you know what I mean.

Claire boggled at the news because where do you put a harness that won't cut into things you don't want cut into? Then she and Jamie talked about crazy antics -- like bungee jumping in the nude? -- and stupid ass teachers. She also talked with Agnes about oversleeping, broken clocks and before coffee grumpiness. Believe me, I've been there girls.

Sam: You should go without coffee one day just to see what happens.

Dean: No, I shouldn't. Agnes wondered if Jamie does this kind of thing often -- the answer's yes, Agnes. He does. But buck up Jamie, at least there wasn't a special pie involved this time.

Jamie gave Lola a crash course in English colliquisms and failed at convincing Temari that the naked bungee jumping was all for her to no avail. Yeah, because usually girls are happier with just flowers. Just a tip for the future.

Sam: Really, I think they're happy with anything that doesn't have the potential for their guys to end up as pancakes. In general, in my experience.

Dean: And generally save the naked for at least the second date.

Sam: Or third, or fourth, or never, if you prefer.

Dean: Well, never kinda defeats the whole purpose of dating, so... Anyway, Claire got Temari's advice about talking to Principal Winchester about HIM. My advice? I don't know who HIM is but Zoe's always good for advice or help. She's a pretty cool lady and I'm not just saying that because she's my step-mom.

And while there was naked bungee jumping on the third floor, there was cookie baking on the fifth. Hurley was making cookies and a mess.

Hurley had cookies on the fifth floor and Hannibal had pizza on the roof. He also had a date with Alice and they talked about jumping off the roof. Um, Alice? Just a pointer from your big brother. If Hannibal wants to jump, let him. Just don't feel obliged to follow.

Sam: I think she's smart enough to know that, Dean.

Dean: Hey, there's a reason that "if your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?" is a cliche you know. And down in the gym this evening Dick was working on his punching skills with the punching bag. Which maybe I might do a bit of soon, just in case someone is talking someone's little sibling into jumping off buildings and needs to be taught why that is a bad thing.

Sam: You seriously need to relax a little.

Dean: I relax plenty.

Sam: Yeah, well, relax more when it comes to Alice, before you freak the poor girl out.

Dean: Being protective ain't going to freak her out.

Sam: Yeah, well, I hope you're right.


Town of Hardly Working

Sam: Fandom had a new arrival today, in the form of Simon Tam. Alex opened the Magic Box and contemplated buying shoes. Cable was having some angry phone conversations at the Town Hall while Robin the lovely Deputy Mayor got a lunch date visit from her significant other and was weirded out by Cable. For the record, it's the squirrels who think she's lovely, not me, although I'm sure she is.

Chad was doing the college search at Groovy Tunes, which reminds me that I need to get signed up for the SATs. Crap. Ino provided a temporary distraction when she came in to get music.

Dean: Dude, I'm the senior, not you. You don't need to worry about that alphabet soup till next year.

Sam: I do need to start worrying now to make sure I take them enough times that my scores are good, and you don't need to worry at all unless you've changed your mind about college and haven't mentioned it to me.

Dean: Yeah like any college worth anything would take me on.

Sam: You won't know if you don't try. It can't hurt, just to see what happens.

Dean: Not for me, Sammy. You know that.

Sam: I know. It didn't hurt for me to try either. Rosie was at The Gig taking care of the shrubbery around her business. Ah, I see one of the squirrels has been working on their filthy double entendres. I'm almost impressed. Helen stopped by, and was surprised that Rosie knows how to talk to animals. That is kind of surprising, and yet, very awesome.

Liz opened the Arms Hotel, and Simon came in to get a room. Viki and Amber hung out on the beach, and talked about frogs who can talk and teleporters. Lacey got a gross care package from home while at Luke's Diner, Worf tried to fix his weapon at Wellspring Arms, Sokka was annoyed that Apu got lost at Turtle and Canary, and Seregil kept himself entertained during his shift at Book Haven by drawing pictures of guys in leather pants. Remind me not to go to the bookstore on Mondays.

Dean: You should get Peter a pair.

Sam: ...I am completely ignoring you now any time you mention Peter. Teddy was accosted by the ducks at the park, although it doesn't say whether or not he did anything to upset them first, and John said they should make a club together, although he didn't have any ideas on what the club should be about. Robin and Constable Fraser talked about her first day as Deputy Mayor, and Millie had a blissfully quiet day at the clinic.

Dean: Always a good thing.

Sam: Definitely. Especially since that means no one jumped off the roof.

Dean: So dinner this weekend, huh?

Sam: For me and Peter, yeah.

Dean: Hey, if it's a meet the family type thing, I'm family.

Sam: You've already met him.

Dean: So's Dad.

Sam: It's different with Dad though, and you know it. But I guess if it's a family dinner I can't really tell you not to come over.

Dean: Damn straight. I'm sure Alec and me wouldn't miss it for anything.

Sam: Whoa, hey, I said you, not you and Alec.

Dean: I'm sure Dad and Zoe won't mind. They like Alec.

Sam: I'm not going to change your mind about this, am I?

Dean: What do you think?

Sam: I think dinner's going to be crowded.