Fandom Radio, Thursday, July 17

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Dean: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and pirates.

Sam: Do we really want to wish the pirates a good evening?

Dean: Point.

Sam: I think a "We hope you enjoyed your stay, now please leave," might be more appropriate. At least for the pirates who don't usually live here.

Dean: Or who aren't the size of squeaky toys for Hunter. He's all moping because the rats are gone.

Sam: At least now you know what kind of squeaky toys to get him for Christmas.

Dean: Not the live kind though. Too messy.

Sam: No, definitely the squeaky kind. I don't think Hunter needs to be an actual hunter just yet.

Dean: Yeah, too late. How do you think I know it's too messy?

Sam: Oh, gross. That's a point for Scout - he's never made that kind of mess.

Dean: Just other kinds of messes.

Sam: He's a good dog.

Dean: And Hunter's a good cat.

Sam: Just keep him away from anything he can pounce on and kill, and that'll stay true.


School of classes we probably shouldn't put on our transcripts

Sam: Childhood Games played Red Light, Green Light today. Everyone got a chance to play, and Lily was there if, I guess, people who aren't from here had questions about the game.

Dean: It wasn't exactly rocket silence, but I guess it was a fun game.

Sam: Did you get even close to winning?

Dean: Hey, you know me, I take traffic signals more as an advisement than a rule.

Sam: I wonder sometimes how you haven't gotten caught as often as you should. Networking class dealt with saying bad things in good ways. Seregil was very effective at this, although I don't know if that's because he's a really nice person, or a really good liar. Lana brought pastries, which I'm sure were very appreciated. And Nathan apparently had a very good game face. I'm not at all shocked, really.

Escape Artistry had to cross a piranha-infested river on a raft. Yeah, that's a class I'm glad I'm not taking this term. Everyone got on the raft, and then forded the river. Sokka tried to convince Michael and Gwen that boats are totally safe, got smacked down by Helen for making fun of the way she was checking the boat, and tried to convince Rodney that he worries too much.

After class, Helen harassed Rodney about working out with her, and Sokka asked Ronon why he picks on Rodney so much. Because he's a teacher, and that's just what they do sometimes.

Dean: Maybe to you, I've never had that problem. Bond made notes and drank during office hours, which I suppose made them much more interesting. Murdock discovered a pirate with an orange in his office during his office hours, while Deadpool discovered a pajama clad Jamie in a ski mask offering to be his sidekick in his office. I'll leave it to the listener to decide which was the weirdest discovery.

Sam: I'm voting for number one. Jamie's done crazier things, I think.

Dean: At least he's not trying to overthrow Zoe again. And Marshall earned his hunter cred by catching a cockamouse during his office hours.

Sam: Good job! Show that...whatever it is who's boss.


Dorms of pirate-licking students

Sam: Ino and Ichigo talked about why she's uncomfortable seeing the posters about the mind-swapping experiment. Sokka went up against one of the pirates with his tongue. I don't know, that's just what it says on the notes.

Dean: Considering the general cleanliness of pirates in general I'm guessing dirty applies in more ways than one.

Sam: Ugh, I don't want to think about that. Jeff woke up after a long sleep, and got in some quality time with Turtle. Liir, on the other hand, spent some quality time with Ino's broom, and then slept. Amber worked on getting through Cal's story, and Savannah fended off a pirate at the beach with her tongue too. I swear, sometimes I think the squirrels write this stuff just to watch me get flustered.

Construction continued apace at the deck area, despite the rampaging pirates, and during the evening, Ender checked out the pool, particularly the diving area.

Ronan was up on the roof this evening, smoking. Cal came up with the same intention, and Ronan congratulated him on surviving Fandom so far. Johnny told Ronan his cigarettes will eventually kill him, but Ronan pointed out that there are a lot of things here that could kill him sooner. Like pirates that have to be fought with tongues?

Dean: That would be less than pleasant though I don't think deadly.

Sam: Unless you caught a disease. Seregil and Ronan flirted, while Katchoo got weirded out when Ronan offered to light her cigarette with his thumb, and talked to Cal about her painting and his writing, and creative frustration. And Reno decided to light up and do his smoking away from the others.

Elsewhere this evening, Viki discovered, and was fascinated by, the blender in the fourth floor common room. Hoshi and her dog came in, and kept Viki from getting her hair too close to the blender's blades, and Troy decided to use Viki's fascination to get her interested in making milkshakes.

Dean: Heh, you sure that wasn't Alec?

Sam: No, because that would have been him bugging you to make milkshakes.

Dean: I don't think he'd actually turn down a milkshake if I didn't make it, but granted, I seem to be his main supplier.


Town of much cleaner pirate fighting, possibly

Dean: Down in town, Vice Principal Jones brought Kerrigan muffins and asked her on a not-date. I'm... not sure if that's supposed to dirty or not.

Sam: Do you think we'll get detention if I say I kind of hope it's a real date?

Dean: Well at least it's not Mr. Stinson. So... yeah, probably be cool if it was. Nathan and Peter encountered a rude pirate who Nathan outruded -- I'm sure we're all shocked and apalled at Nathan being anything less than polite -- while the pirate confrontation Tyler had ended in a discussion of puke.

And in related news to puke -- or puke potential at least -- posters went up all over the place advertising a Torn Toga party tomorrow night. So get ripping those bed sheets.

Cable had to scare some noisy pirates away from the Wellspring Arms, while Jamie tried to unload excess berets to pirates at T&C. Hoshi offered pirates a room and language lessons at the Arms Hotel, while Cal insulted pirates at Luke's Diner and Abby Irene was flattered and then insulted by a pirate at JGOB and she leaves him speechless. While Ami dealt with no pirates at the Magic Box.

At the Boards, Geoffrey hurled Shakespearan insults at pirates, and was apologized to by Amber for her attitude on Tuesday. Shakespearan attitude maybe?

Sam: That would be appropriate, wouldn't it?

Dean: You'd think he'd want that attitude though. Things were busy at Caritas tonight where Robin had rum-based drinks on special. There may be a relation between the business and the rum drinks.

John Sheppard thanked Robin for the rickroll. Ella and Dick talked about karaoke and proper butlers. What would be really cool is if there were proper butlers doing karaoke.

Chuck ordered a scotch and got congratulated by Robin on his good taste. Ino introduced herself to him and told him she was on a fake date with another girl. Judging by the earlier report about our new vice principal, that seems to be all the new rage.

Sam: Has someone been throwing the glitter around again? Or whatever the anti-glitter is that effects girls?

Dean: If so, what is it and where can we get some more?

Sam: Of course you'd want more.

Dean: Well duh. Girl kissy. What isn't there to want more of? Savannah ordered a vodka and cranberry juice, which Robin pointed out was high in Vitamin C. Because y'know you wouldn't want to develop scurvy when getting wasted.

Ino flattered Robin by calling her sensei and met up with her fake date, Brooke with whom she gets all giggly. And Brooke is obviously adventuresome because she asked Robin to surprise her drinkwise. That's a good way to end up with say, scotch with cranberry juice.

At the clinic today, there was a nurse available during the daytime and in the evening, Igor amused himself by watching his dog Scraps eat a carrot. Dude, tv. Much better than watching animals eat veggies.

Sam: You say that because you're a cat person. Dogs are much more entertaining to watch eat.

Dean: What, you've been feeding poor Scout peanut butter again?

Sam: Only a little. He likes it.

Dean: You mean you like watching him try to get it off his tongue.

Sam: He wouldn't try so hard if he didn't like it, and I always give him treats afterwards.

Dean: Puppy abuser.

Sam: You let your cat hunt, you can't say anything.

Dean: Cats hunt. It's what they do. There's not letting involved.

Sam: I say stick to the squeaky toys. You'll both be better off.

Dean: As soon as we stop having regular invasions of weetiny things that Hunter thinks are the best toys.

Sam: If we get little mice in togas tomorrow, I'll keep an eye out for him.

Dean: Don't even joke about that, dude.