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Fandom Radio, Saturday, May 3
Sam: Good evening, Fandom, and hello from Greece.
Dean: The country. No cookies or musicals involved this time.
Sam: I think I would like that explanation better.
Dean: It didn't happen to you last time.
Sam: Which is why I think I would like that better. Especially since it didn't happen to me and did affect you.
Dean: You're a brat sometimes, you know that?
Sam: It's part of being a younger brother. I have no control over it.
Dean: Keep it up and I may lose control of some things of my own.
Sam: Okay, okay, I'll be good, I'm sorry. Here, do you want to start the notes off, or make me do it?
Dean: I can do it.
Dorms of impending post-graduation emptiness
Dean: There's nothing happening at the school today because there was this little thing called graduation going on.
Over in the dorms, Andrew got a phone call and headed out of town. I hope someone remembers to call him and tell him the island's moved so he can find it again.
Sam: Oh man, I didn't even think about that. Now I really don't want to leave the island.
Dean: I know the feeling. Though I'm still going to go check on my car. Lana ordered out and watched movies after graduation, while Katara visited Zuko. Ino was all serious when Kabuto came to see her.
And a bunch of us cool people had dinner at Ching Tai. Dawn and Buffy debated over who had the weirdest high school experience. I don't know exactly what it was like back in Sunnydale, but I'd put my money on Fandom being the weirdest of the weird.
Sam: Dawn keeps saying something about a giant snake. I don't think it compares to how weird Fandom is though.
Dean: A giant mosquito flew into my room once. Giant snakes? Not so weird. Sammy here hoped Greece is safe. Don't worry, dude, I'll protect you from any big bad Grecian urns or whatever.
I had completely legitimate worries about my car being left behind.
Sam: You looked like you were going to be sick if you talked about it long enough.
Dean: It's the Impala. She's one of the family. Spike congratulated Dawn on her battle against the fae, which yeah, she totally deserves.
Faith was still freaked a little about the island move. Dawn reassured her about the island moving wasn't normal and I made the observation that the Earth moving around Faith wasn't entirely unheard of before.
Sam: Which got Buffy and Spike's attention off of me for at least a little while. Thank you for that.
Dean: Anytime, little brother. And speaking of Spike, he traded barbs with Faith about getting staked. I'd ask dirty? But considering who we're talking about I think that's redundant.
Sam: Probably, yeah.
Town of graduation-induced family gatherings
Sam: So, our vice principal is a little less than pleased with our new surroundings. I don't know why, because it really is beautiful outside, as Mary would agree.
River and her brother had cake together at the Perk, and Parker came in to say hello. Gabriel was at the church, being mean to his cat. At J,GOB, Romeo met Angela and had a doppelganger moment with her since she looks like Romeo's wife. That seriously sucks.
Dean: Yeah, but you get used to the whole double thing after a while.
Sam: Maybe not when it's a double of someone you're emotionally attached to? Not that I'd know anything about that, of course. Peter Parker met up with his aunt, and so did Zero. She survived the encounter, so I assume it went well. Ed paid a visit to Sheriff Mustang, to tell him he's leaving soon, and Mary held a brunch at the hotel. John came in to check on her, while Shawn and his brother met up in the lobby. And speaking of meeting up, Summer met the two Pipers who are running around, and so did Chris. Awkward? Probably.
Dean: Yeah, that's taking the double thing too far.
Sam: Just a bit, yeah. Turtle opened T&C and Jen opened Pizza Planet. Cafe Fina had petit fours today, while Caritas had the first round on the house. River's brother was there, as were Romeo and Dojima, who talked about graduation, and made plans to explore Greece, and Savannah and Johnny did the same.
And somehow, with everything that happened at graduation, the clinic remained empty.
Graduation where there was still no giant snake, sorry to disappoint
Dean: So there was this little graduation today, and lots of people showed up to watch.
Jo had a good view, Caroline sat near the stage, Naomi was there, Simon found a seat, Danny had his camera, and Jamie wanted a show. Uh, I don't think that was actual cause and effect there.
Liz, Michael, Prue, Andros, Chloe, Gwynn, John Sheppard, Lucas, Adam, Summer, Kat, Lacey, Hoshi, Turtle, John Conner, Chad, Jack, Marco, Barney, and Jaina were all there, as was Spike who took cover so as not to distract from the ceremony by bursting into flame.
Aravis met Seely's brother Jared, Zero and Parker shared popcorn and skittles, Michael chatted with Isabel's parents, and the Hargroves argued about where to sit.
Rachel whined to her mom about how long graduation was going to last, Lee wasn't cheering much, and Savannah convinced Johnny to try out for cheerleading. So apparently he will be cheering much.
Sam: And watching all the cheerleaders on a weekly basis. I assume that'll be a plus for him.
Dean: Dude, you can do that and not actually be a cheerleader. Trust me on this. Kerrigan and Bond talked, Romeo told Dojima about Fandom trying to break him, Amber and G'kar talked about dreams, Sammy here and Buffy talked about big bads, and Meg's sister Lizzie and I talked about Catholic school girl uniforms among other things. Guess which of the above conversations was the most interesting?
Sam: I'm going to guess any one except the last one, because I'd like to pretend that didn't happen.
Dean: And that's why my conversations are always going to be more interesting than yours. Piper and Lindsey talked about her son but not really, and Piper also told Veronica she couldn't believe her son she never had was graduating, and Mac told Veronica about the son she never had with Dick. Y'know, anywhere else, that wouldn't make any sense.
Marty was proud of Angela for being caffiene free, Phoebe and Bel were holding hands, Tory and Gwynn hugged, and Anemone tackled John Conner.
I was an awesome big brother and let Sammy hold Gracie to cheer him up, and Aly got Roy to tell her about Ed leaving.
Katara and Sokka were watching for aliens, Jeanie rolled her eyes at Jack Burton, Ino was grinning, Aly was wandering, Fraser was in uniform, and Chuck Norris was afraid of Aunt May.
No, really?
Sam: I don't know what's weirder, the fact that he was here, or the fact that he's afraid of someone.
Dean: I'd vote for the latter. It's like Dad being afraid of someone. Piper who actually did have a son was there to cheer for him and talked to Prue, while Conner wanted to know if Tori had stabbed anyone with a fork.
Summer stared at the centipede in the audience as did Isabel's mom. Okay, I must be getting way too used to weirdness because I totally missed the centipede.
Mike loved graduations, Callisto was in a corner, Bond suited up, Jen's zoom was shorting out, and Parker told Xander she never bomed a kitten. Always a good thing to know.
John Crichton and Aeryn talked about how things were the same but different, which probably sums everything up nicely.
Then the graudates processed. Willow assured Luke he didn't look like an idiot, Anders fussed with his hat, Zack and AJ diviided tripping and wearing decorated motars between them, and Seely protested the gown while Ferris wondered when he could get out of the ugly clothes.
A sentiment not shared by everyone because Sokka complimented Zuko and Kabuto on their gowns, while Wyatt was not humble about how his gown looked. River and Dawn were prepared, Adah and Carmela walked carefully, Dick and Bridge were processing with the others, Lana and Meg hoped not to trip and Annette smiled.
The Peters were going all out for Stickbugs Ruling -- although Seahorse trumps them totally -- while Isabel and Shawn discussed how this year couldn't be like last year at least. Well, yeah, the school didn't get blown up this time at least.
Z and Demyx could apparently clone up a huge procession if they wanted, which thinks but no. This? Was plenty big enough.
Sam: More than big enough. Next year is going to be nuts.
Dean: But awesome because I'll be graduating. Then there were speeches given by Principal Washburn, Vice-Prinicapl Hades, Dean Harriet Jones, special guest Chuck Norris, co-valedictorians Lana and River, and student council president Peter Pensvie.
The seniors who received diplomas were A.J., Zack, Anders,Troy, Seely, Ferris, Bridge, Dick, Z, Demyx, Isabel, Shawn, Mel, Wyatt, Annette, Billy, Lana, my girl Meg, Peter Parker, Peter Pevensie, Adah, Carmela, Willow, Luke, Sammy's girl Dawn, River, Sky, Kabuto, and Zuko.
Sam: Congratulations to all of you, although I guess we should congratulate you for all making it through the end of the ceremony after the ground opened up and swallowed all the seniors. Because God forbid we ever have a normal graduation at this school, Okay, maybe swallowed isn't the right word. But they all ended up underground, and can I just say that the forcefield that popped up and separated them from everyone else really, really made things better? Really. Apparently, there were faeries screwing around where they shouldn't have been, and...I might be getting ahead of myself, hang on.
Everyone in the bleachers freaked the hell out, because we didn't have much else to do. Xander and Parker wondered if they could shoot the faeries, which they maybe could have? Except there was a freaking forcefield. You know, in case I didn't mention that already.
Dean: Freaking forcefield is right. We need to start working on good way of getting past those things.
Sam: Screaming and throwing things at it? Not the way to go, in case you were wondering. Jo and John tried to yell down to the seniors to give fighting advice, while Mike was annoyed that Mary didn't warn him that something weird would happen. Does that need to be part of the school pamphlet? I thought the weirdness was common knowledge by now.
Meg's sister Lizzie tried to figure out what was going on, as did Seely's family and Annette's family. Zero got distracted by Lee-who's-not-the-Lee-she-knew-when-she-was-here and how she's seen him naked. I think a few people might genuinely hate her now.
I was a little too busy trying to keep track of my earth-swallowed girlfriend to talk to anyone else, and Ino got her yelling on while watching. Constable Fraser looked like he's been through this one too many times, which he probably has. Shawn's brother was confused - again with the need for pamphlets - and Gwynn and Connor tried to convince themselves that the seniors would be fine.
Phoebe and Bel were worried about their friends, as were Johnny and Savannah. Ino tried to convince a worried Michael that at least the school didn't blow up, which I have to admit is very reassuring, and Michael in turn tried to convince Isabel's brother that she'd be okay.
Chloe took pictures, because being out of school for two years apparently makes you really jaded. There were multiple Pipers, both of whom were understandably pissed off. Peter Parker's friend freaked out, while Summer sighed the sigh of someone who's been through graduations here before.
Dean: They are kinda violent aren't they? I'm so going to be armed next year when it's my turn.
Sam: In a concealed way? So you don't get kicked out of your own graduation?
Dean: Naturally.
Sam: That's really all I can ask for. Our Vice Principal found the whole thing very amusing, because he's something I won't say on the radio where innocent ears might hear. Zero and Parker tried to yell through the forcefield too to get people to beat up on specific faeries. Really, I think they all should have been taken out, but that might just be me. Sokka was more annoyed by the forcefield than anything else, while Parker tried to calm Isabel's brother down.
Adah's sister was freaked out, as was Isabel's family while Katara was more pissed off than anything. That's what living in Fandom for a while does to you. G'Kar went for confusion, John Connor went for anger on the seniors' behalf, and Sheriff Mustang went for the forcefield, with little luck, of course.
Hoshi, Tori, Naomi, and Adam looked on in that way that only people who live here can, where you know the people who are fighting are capable of defending themselves, but you really don't want them to have to do it. And Buffy went a little crazy, like a good, caring, wonderful big sister.
Dean: Suck-up.
Sam: Just trying not to be a vampire-snack, thanks. Meanwhile, the seniors were all stuck dealing with the faeries, and they wouldn't be our seniors if they didn't go about it their own ways. Willow beat the crap out of a faerie with her chair, and then used magic on the rest of the ones who were attacking her. Seely also went for the beatdown-with-a-chair method, as did Mel who was more annoyed that the faerie messed with her hair than anything else. Zack managed to beat down a faerie without getting killed, and Meg got a whole lot of frustration out in whacking on the faerie who attacked her. I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I think you might have been a good influence on that girl, Dean.
Dean: Always knew she had it in her.
Sam: No wonder you two are a good match. Adah...out-crazied the faerie that went for her? Or annoyed it with her general Adah-ness? The squirrels don't seem sure, but whatever she did, it worked. Annette gave a faerie a chair beatdown, and Shawn followed along. Dawn beat a faerie down with her frying pan because she's made of awesome. And Anders tackled a faerie before going for the chair because he is apparently made of awesome as well.
Peter Parker beat a faerie down and snarked at it at the same time, and Ferris seemed to think that was a wise idea too. Z multiplied and then gave a faerie a chair beatdown, while Kabuto proved that ninjas will always out last a faerie in a fight.
A.J. managed to figure out the whole chair plus faerie equals death thing, while Zuko just turned his target into a fireball of faerie. Peter Pevensie fought hard, and Demyx fought clean - with water, that is. Isabel brought on a combination of magic and chair-beating, and River just kicked faerie backside with her bare hands. Lana gave a chair-beating as well, and Wyatt used his sword.
Dean: That somehow seems almost like cheating when everyone else is using chairs.
Sam: Yeah, but if you want to stand out, it's the way to go. Plus? Swords are just cool. While all the fighting was going on, Peter Parker messed with one of the machines, and, uh, I don't want to be accusatory, but that sounds like it was right before we ended up with neighbors who speak Greek. Just making an observation. After that, the forcefield went away, as did the faeries who didn't get chairs to the skull, and everyone was reunited with their seniors. Lee helped River out, and talked to Anders about being the only person left to represent their home. Seely got out and proceeded to get naked. He's going to be greatly missed by the ladies, I'm sure.
Kabuto and Ino were happily reunited, as were Dawn and I. Hoshi came out from under the bleachers where she did the smart thing and hid, and Savannah went straight into looking for Annette. Lana found Phoebe, Shawn, Ino, and Tori after everything was over, and Gwynn helped Z out of the hole.
The Pipers went looking for Wyatt, while Demyx and Meg looked for anyone they could find. Summer and Shawn checked up on each other, while Anders tracked down Phoebe, Piper, Adam, and Willow. Willow also got reunited with her Peter, while Isabel tracked down Parker and her family, and Parker found Bel.
Dean: And the rest is all Greek to us.
Sam: You've been saving that all night, haven't you?
Dean: Pretty much, yeah.
Sam: Maybe if we stay here long enough, the squirrels can get bilingual.
Dean: I think they already are -- squirrelese and English.
Sam: Trilingual, then. Otherwise, they'll never be able to hit on the locals.
Dean: If they start drinking oozo instead of rum, then I'll worry.
Sam: I'll try to keep a look out. But now, I have a personal graduation celebration to go to.
Dean: And you got all those birthday presents to try out too.
Sam: Uh. Maybe.
Dean: That's my boy!
Dean: The country. No cookies or musicals involved this time.
Sam: I think I would like that explanation better.
Dean: It didn't happen to you last time.
Sam: Which is why I think I would like that better. Especially since it didn't happen to me and did affect you.
Dean: You're a brat sometimes, you know that?
Sam: It's part of being a younger brother. I have no control over it.
Dean: Keep it up and I may lose control of some things of my own.
Sam: Okay, okay, I'll be good, I'm sorry. Here, do you want to start the notes off, or make me do it?
Dean: I can do it.
Dorms of impending post-graduation emptiness
Dean: There's nothing happening at the school today because there was this little thing called graduation going on.
Over in the dorms, Andrew got a phone call and headed out of town. I hope someone remembers to call him and tell him the island's moved so he can find it again.
Sam: Oh man, I didn't even think about that. Now I really don't want to leave the island.
Dean: I know the feeling. Though I'm still going to go check on my car. Lana ordered out and watched movies after graduation, while Katara visited Zuko. Ino was all serious when Kabuto came to see her.
And a bunch of us cool people had dinner at Ching Tai. Dawn and Buffy debated over who had the weirdest high school experience. I don't know exactly what it was like back in Sunnydale, but I'd put my money on Fandom being the weirdest of the weird.
Sam: Dawn keeps saying something about a giant snake. I don't think it compares to how weird Fandom is though.
Dean: A giant mosquito flew into my room once. Giant snakes? Not so weird. Sammy here hoped Greece is safe. Don't worry, dude, I'll protect you from any big bad Grecian urns or whatever.
I had completely legitimate worries about my car being left behind.
Sam: You looked like you were going to be sick if you talked about it long enough.
Dean: It's the Impala. She's one of the family. Spike congratulated Dawn on her battle against the fae, which yeah, she totally deserves.
Faith was still freaked a little about the island move. Dawn reassured her about the island moving wasn't normal and I made the observation that the Earth moving around Faith wasn't entirely unheard of before.
Sam: Which got Buffy and Spike's attention off of me for at least a little while. Thank you for that.
Dean: Anytime, little brother. And speaking of Spike, he traded barbs with Faith about getting staked. I'd ask dirty? But considering who we're talking about I think that's redundant.
Sam: Probably, yeah.
Town of graduation-induced family gatherings
Sam: So, our vice principal is a little less than pleased with our new surroundings. I don't know why, because it really is beautiful outside, as Mary would agree.
River and her brother had cake together at the Perk, and Parker came in to say hello. Gabriel was at the church, being mean to his cat. At J,GOB, Romeo met Angela and had a doppelganger moment with her since she looks like Romeo's wife. That seriously sucks.
Dean: Yeah, but you get used to the whole double thing after a while.
Sam: Maybe not when it's a double of someone you're emotionally attached to? Not that I'd know anything about that, of course. Peter Parker met up with his aunt, and so did Zero. She survived the encounter, so I assume it went well. Ed paid a visit to Sheriff Mustang, to tell him he's leaving soon, and Mary held a brunch at the hotel. John came in to check on her, while Shawn and his brother met up in the lobby. And speaking of meeting up, Summer met the two Pipers who are running around, and so did Chris. Awkward? Probably.
Dean: Yeah, that's taking the double thing too far.
Sam: Just a bit, yeah. Turtle opened T&C and Jen opened Pizza Planet. Cafe Fina had petit fours today, while Caritas had the first round on the house. River's brother was there, as were Romeo and Dojima, who talked about graduation, and made plans to explore Greece, and Savannah and Johnny did the same.
And somehow, with everything that happened at graduation, the clinic remained empty.
Graduation where there was still no giant snake, sorry to disappoint
Dean: So there was this little graduation today, and lots of people showed up to watch.
Jo had a good view, Caroline sat near the stage, Naomi was there, Simon found a seat, Danny had his camera, and Jamie wanted a show. Uh, I don't think that was actual cause and effect there.
Liz, Michael, Prue, Andros, Chloe, Gwynn, John Sheppard, Lucas, Adam, Summer, Kat, Lacey, Hoshi, Turtle, John Conner, Chad, Jack, Marco, Barney, and Jaina were all there, as was Spike who took cover so as not to distract from the ceremony by bursting into flame.
Aravis met Seely's brother Jared, Zero and Parker shared popcorn and skittles, Michael chatted with Isabel's parents, and the Hargroves argued about where to sit.
Rachel whined to her mom about how long graduation was going to last, Lee wasn't cheering much, and Savannah convinced Johnny to try out for cheerleading. So apparently he will be cheering much.
Sam: And watching all the cheerleaders on a weekly basis. I assume that'll be a plus for him.
Dean: Dude, you can do that and not actually be a cheerleader. Trust me on this. Kerrigan and Bond talked, Romeo told Dojima about Fandom trying to break him, Amber and G'kar talked about dreams, Sammy here and Buffy talked about big bads, and Meg's sister Lizzie and I talked about Catholic school girl uniforms among other things. Guess which of the above conversations was the most interesting?
Sam: I'm going to guess any one except the last one, because I'd like to pretend that didn't happen.
Dean: And that's why my conversations are always going to be more interesting than yours. Piper and Lindsey talked about her son but not really, and Piper also told Veronica she couldn't believe her son she never had was graduating, and Mac told Veronica about the son she never had with Dick. Y'know, anywhere else, that wouldn't make any sense.
Marty was proud of Angela for being caffiene free, Phoebe and Bel were holding hands, Tory and Gwynn hugged, and Anemone tackled John Conner.
I was an awesome big brother and let Sammy hold Gracie to cheer him up, and Aly got Roy to tell her about Ed leaving.
Katara and Sokka were watching for aliens, Jeanie rolled her eyes at Jack Burton, Ino was grinning, Aly was wandering, Fraser was in uniform, and Chuck Norris was afraid of Aunt May.
No, really?
Sam: I don't know what's weirder, the fact that he was here, or the fact that he's afraid of someone.
Dean: I'd vote for the latter. It's like Dad being afraid of someone. Piper who actually did have a son was there to cheer for him and talked to Prue, while Conner wanted to know if Tori had stabbed anyone with a fork.
Summer stared at the centipede in the audience as did Isabel's mom. Okay, I must be getting way too used to weirdness because I totally missed the centipede.
Mike loved graduations, Callisto was in a corner, Bond suited up, Jen's zoom was shorting out, and Parker told Xander she never bomed a kitten. Always a good thing to know.
John Crichton and Aeryn talked about how things were the same but different, which probably sums everything up nicely.
Then the graudates processed. Willow assured Luke he didn't look like an idiot, Anders fussed with his hat, Zack and AJ diviided tripping and wearing decorated motars between them, and Seely protested the gown while Ferris wondered when he could get out of the ugly clothes.
A sentiment not shared by everyone because Sokka complimented Zuko and Kabuto on their gowns, while Wyatt was not humble about how his gown looked. River and Dawn were prepared, Adah and Carmela walked carefully, Dick and Bridge were processing with the others, Lana and Meg hoped not to trip and Annette smiled.
The Peters were going all out for Stickbugs Ruling -- although Seahorse trumps them totally -- while Isabel and Shawn discussed how this year couldn't be like last year at least. Well, yeah, the school didn't get blown up this time at least.
Z and Demyx could apparently clone up a huge procession if they wanted, which thinks but no. This? Was plenty big enough.
Sam: More than big enough. Next year is going to be nuts.
Dean: But awesome because I'll be graduating. Then there were speeches given by Principal Washburn, Vice-Prinicapl Hades, Dean Harriet Jones, special guest Chuck Norris, co-valedictorians Lana and River, and student council president Peter Pensvie.
The seniors who received diplomas were A.J., Zack, Anders,Troy, Seely, Ferris, Bridge, Dick, Z, Demyx, Isabel, Shawn, Mel, Wyatt, Annette, Billy, Lana, my girl Meg, Peter Parker, Peter Pevensie, Adah, Carmela, Willow, Luke, Sammy's girl Dawn, River, Sky, Kabuto, and Zuko.
Sam: Congratulations to all of you, although I guess we should congratulate you for all making it through the end of the ceremony after the ground opened up and swallowed all the seniors. Because God forbid we ever have a normal graduation at this school, Okay, maybe swallowed isn't the right word. But they all ended up underground, and can I just say that the forcefield that popped up and separated them from everyone else really, really made things better? Really. Apparently, there were faeries screwing around where they shouldn't have been, and...I might be getting ahead of myself, hang on.
Everyone in the bleachers freaked the hell out, because we didn't have much else to do. Xander and Parker wondered if they could shoot the faeries, which they maybe could have? Except there was a freaking forcefield. You know, in case I didn't mention that already.
Dean: Freaking forcefield is right. We need to start working on good way of getting past those things.
Sam: Screaming and throwing things at it? Not the way to go, in case you were wondering. Jo and John tried to yell down to the seniors to give fighting advice, while Mike was annoyed that Mary didn't warn him that something weird would happen. Does that need to be part of the school pamphlet? I thought the weirdness was common knowledge by now.
Meg's sister Lizzie tried to figure out what was going on, as did Seely's family and Annette's family. Zero got distracted by Lee-who's-not-the-Lee-she-knew-when-she-was-here and how she's seen him naked. I think a few people might genuinely hate her now.
I was a little too busy trying to keep track of my earth-swallowed girlfriend to talk to anyone else, and Ino got her yelling on while watching. Constable Fraser looked like he's been through this one too many times, which he probably has. Shawn's brother was confused - again with the need for pamphlets - and Gwynn and Connor tried to convince themselves that the seniors would be fine.
Phoebe and Bel were worried about their friends, as were Johnny and Savannah. Ino tried to convince a worried Michael that at least the school didn't blow up, which I have to admit is very reassuring, and Michael in turn tried to convince Isabel's brother that she'd be okay.
Chloe took pictures, because being out of school for two years apparently makes you really jaded. There were multiple Pipers, both of whom were understandably pissed off. Peter Parker's friend freaked out, while Summer sighed the sigh of someone who's been through graduations here before.
Dean: They are kinda violent aren't they? I'm so going to be armed next year when it's my turn.
Sam: In a concealed way? So you don't get kicked out of your own graduation?
Dean: Naturally.
Sam: That's really all I can ask for. Our Vice Principal found the whole thing very amusing, because he's something I won't say on the radio where innocent ears might hear. Zero and Parker tried to yell through the forcefield too to get people to beat up on specific faeries. Really, I think they all should have been taken out, but that might just be me. Sokka was more annoyed by the forcefield than anything else, while Parker tried to calm Isabel's brother down.
Adah's sister was freaked out, as was Isabel's family while Katara was more pissed off than anything. That's what living in Fandom for a while does to you. G'Kar went for confusion, John Connor went for anger on the seniors' behalf, and Sheriff Mustang went for the forcefield, with little luck, of course.
Hoshi, Tori, Naomi, and Adam looked on in that way that only people who live here can, where you know the people who are fighting are capable of defending themselves, but you really don't want them to have to do it. And Buffy went a little crazy, like a good, caring, wonderful big sister.
Dean: Suck-up.
Sam: Just trying not to be a vampire-snack, thanks. Meanwhile, the seniors were all stuck dealing with the faeries, and they wouldn't be our seniors if they didn't go about it their own ways. Willow beat the crap out of a faerie with her chair, and then used magic on the rest of the ones who were attacking her. Seely also went for the beatdown-with-a-chair method, as did Mel who was more annoyed that the faerie messed with her hair than anything else. Zack managed to beat down a faerie without getting killed, and Meg got a whole lot of frustration out in whacking on the faerie who attacked her. I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I think you might have been a good influence on that girl, Dean.
Dean: Always knew she had it in her.
Sam: No wonder you two are a good match. Adah...out-crazied the faerie that went for her? Or annoyed it with her general Adah-ness? The squirrels don't seem sure, but whatever she did, it worked. Annette gave a faerie a chair beatdown, and Shawn followed along. Dawn beat a faerie down with her frying pan because she's made of awesome. And Anders tackled a faerie before going for the chair because he is apparently made of awesome as well.
Peter Parker beat a faerie down and snarked at it at the same time, and Ferris seemed to think that was a wise idea too. Z multiplied and then gave a faerie a chair beatdown, while Kabuto proved that ninjas will always out last a faerie in a fight.
A.J. managed to figure out the whole chair plus faerie equals death thing, while Zuko just turned his target into a fireball of faerie. Peter Pevensie fought hard, and Demyx fought clean - with water, that is. Isabel brought on a combination of magic and chair-beating, and River just kicked faerie backside with her bare hands. Lana gave a chair-beating as well, and Wyatt used his sword.
Dean: That somehow seems almost like cheating when everyone else is using chairs.
Sam: Yeah, but if you want to stand out, it's the way to go. Plus? Swords are just cool. While all the fighting was going on, Peter Parker messed with one of the machines, and, uh, I don't want to be accusatory, but that sounds like it was right before we ended up with neighbors who speak Greek. Just making an observation. After that, the forcefield went away, as did the faeries who didn't get chairs to the skull, and everyone was reunited with their seniors. Lee helped River out, and talked to Anders about being the only person left to represent their home. Seely got out and proceeded to get naked. He's going to be greatly missed by the ladies, I'm sure.
Kabuto and Ino were happily reunited, as were Dawn and I. Hoshi came out from under the bleachers where she did the smart thing and hid, and Savannah went straight into looking for Annette. Lana found Phoebe, Shawn, Ino, and Tori after everything was over, and Gwynn helped Z out of the hole.
The Pipers went looking for Wyatt, while Demyx and Meg looked for anyone they could find. Summer and Shawn checked up on each other, while Anders tracked down Phoebe, Piper, Adam, and Willow. Willow also got reunited with her Peter, while Isabel tracked down Parker and her family, and Parker found Bel.
Dean: And the rest is all Greek to us.
Sam: You've been saving that all night, haven't you?
Dean: Pretty much, yeah.
Sam: Maybe if we stay here long enough, the squirrels can get bilingual.
Dean: I think they already are -- squirrelese and English.
Sam: Trilingual, then. Otherwise, they'll never be able to hit on the locals.
Dean: If they start drinking oozo instead of rum, then I'll worry.
Sam: I'll try to keep a look out. But now, I have a personal graduation celebration to go to.
Dean: And you got all those birthday presents to try out too.
Sam: Uh. Maybe.
Dean: That's my boy!
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