Fandom Radio, Saturday, March 22

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Sam: Good evening, Fandom. It feels nice to be back to our regular slot.

Dean: With everything and everyone back where they belong.

Sam: And everyone's safe, and no longer in need of being watched 24/7.

Dean: Well....

Sam: Dude, you're getting better about leaving me alone. Do not start to backtrack.

Dean: Well, if I didn't give you some alone time, you and Dawn would probably be doing it in front of me by now so...

Sam: We would not!

Dean: *coughs* Library kink. *coughs*

Sam: Shut. Up. Right now. Please.

Dean: Guess that means you're reading the squirrel notes first then.

Sam: If it'll get you to stop talking, yes, I am.


School, where things are slow because no one's burned the place down and gotten detention lately

Sam: Mac opened the library, and because we haven't gotten Saturday classes implemented yet, that's all there is.

Dean: Dude, that's never going to fly because most people aren't insane.

Sam: You act like I'm the only one who would be willing to take weekend classes.

Dean: I know there's a few people who are insane as you, but the majority of us like our weekends.

Sam: We'll win more people over eventually. It's only a matter of time.


Dorms, where we really need to stop feeding the teal deer, or they'll move in

Sam: Hoshi tried to figure out how to deal with having a pet and a droid baby. I think the key is to make sure the pet doesn't bite the baby. If you manage that, everything else should be fine.

Dean: Because considering it's a droid, you run the risk of the pet getting electrocuted if they bite it.

Sam: I was thinking more about the bad grade, but that's a good point too.

Dean: Nothing like looking after a real baby anyway.

Sam: Granted, I haven't had nearly as much experience with that as you have, but that's a good point. Liir checked up on Ino, to see how she's doing. Isabel checked up on Andrew, and brought him muffins because he wasn't feeling well. Awww. Liir tried to take care of him as well, but Andrew was more interested in a letter Liir was working on, and Michael stopped by, wanting to know why Andrew was sick. Well, see, there's these things called germs...

Jaina filled John in on what happened to her while she was gone. If there are teal deer hanging around outside, that might be a sign that the story is really good.

Gavin was jumping on his bed, and managed to convince Inara to join him, but she was worried about breaking the bed and having to explain it to the principal...oh, so they were "jumping" on the bed. Someday, I'll catch euphemisms on the first try, I swear. Luke came by as well to talk to Gavin - hopefully not during the jumping, or Jo might kick his ass.

Dean: ... Actually I think that was about actual jumping.

Sam: Really? Are you sure?

Dean: Otherwise Gavin was doing it by himself and managed to convince Inara to join him and somehow I don't see him being quite that smooth. No offense, dude.

Sam: So now I'm imagining things are dirty when they really aren't. Great, you've officially started rubbing off on me.

Dean: I'm going to get all choked up here.

Sam: I could just choke you and get that taken care of. Jack was bored like a bored thing, which is just sad on a Saturday afternoon, and Lucas wrote a letter to Coraline. The squirrels say awww to that, for the record. And Adah seems to have gotten a bad, hair-pulling droid baby. Have you ever wondered if assignments like this get made randomly? I'm not so sure that they do. Just some food for thought.

Dean: And yet you want more classes.

Sam: Yes, because I'm a good student who almost never gets assigned fake babies who pull my hair.

Dean: I'm so teaching Gracie to pull your hair.

Sam: You'll be teaching her to pull your hair too, or are you going to train her to only give in to the instinct when I'm holding her?

Dean: My hair's not long enough to pull.

Sam: ...you'll be teaching her to pull Zoe's hair then.

Dean: Even a baby knows better than that.

Sam: Yeah, well, if it happens, I'm letting you get blamed, just so you know. Earlier in the afternoon, Liir worked on a letter in the common room. Jack stopped in, and Liir offered to make something for him, but they ended up just talking about the angel situation. Now there's a topic I think I could get by never discussing again.

And Billy was on the roof of emo being, shockingly enough, emo, until Jack came up and brought him food.

Dean: Food often trumps emo.

Sam: I know it does for you.

Dean: So I shouldn't feed you the next time you're brooding?

Sam: You don't have to. I know you will anyway, but it's not necessary.

Dean: It really is, Sammy, really.


Town, where it's all weddings, all the time

Dean: Roy Mustang dropped off a birthday kitten at Kerrigan's, then went to the police station. Aww, kitten.

Xander was wedding shopping in the MC lobby. He explained to Mohinder that he isn't getting married -- Rory and Anakin are.

Charlotte came in and hired him to work on her new gallery and Xander caught Mike Cannon on the Walk of Shame. Shameful things those walks of shame.

Sam: That would be a lot more convincing if you understood the concept of shame.

Dean: Dude, believe me, I've nothing to be ashamed of. Isabel stopped by after her run, and Bridge stumbled out of Xander's apartment and brought him coffee. Which would be a walk of caffiene.

In other wedding news, Mary was reviewing a wedding insurance policy at the hotel. There's insurance for weddings? Like, what, they give you money if you get left at the altar?

Sam: Or if there's some sort of an emergency and the wedding can't happen. Or if there's a natural disaster that makes everything have to be postponed or canceled. I would assume, I mean.

Dean: Sounds like tempting fate somehow to me. Stan came by and Mary told him about the wedding. She also met Charlotte and they talked about the one's gallery and the other's engagement. If you've been paying attention you'll know whose is which.

G'kar opened T&C, Jen was at Pizza Planet and Michael was cleaning Luke's. Isabel stopped by and complained about Michael not wanting to talk to her and Andrew being sick.

Brooke was at the Perk and Peter Petrelli stopped by to have coffee. He brought her cake and she told him about a cheerleading fashion show. Somehow I think she got the better of that deal.

Sam: You obviously haven't seen the way Peter lights up when he talks about fashion shows.

Dean: Now that's downright disturbing. D'argo was tending bar at Caritas and confusing the hell out of Tino. And in the clinic, Adah gave her baby droid Edgar a thorough check-up during the day and Doogie did paperwork.

Sam: And no one was there being sick or hurt. That's always a good, silent part of the clinic report.

Dean: No arguments here. And that's all the squirrels wrote.

Sam: Just enough notes to distract you. Perfect.

Dean: Distract me from what?

Sam: From the topic I'm not bringing up since you got distracted from it.

Dean: Oh. That.

Sam: *laughs* So, are you going to walk me all the way to my room, or are you going to let me go down the hallway by myself?

Dean: I haven't decided yet.

Sam: Lucky for me, I have the whole walk home to convince you to do what I want.

Dean: Yeah, you work on that.