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Fandom Radio, Saturday, January 26
Dean: -really have more important things to do than this tonight.
Sam: And really important places to be.
Dean: And yellow eyed sons of bitches to exorcise.
Sam: And people to protect. And squirrel stew to make if you keep us here for even a second longer than we have to be.
*stern chittering*
All right, fine. I'll settle for putting the rum in a place where you can't reach it.
*dark warning chittering*
Dean: That might be going too far, Sammy. Not sure we want pissed off squirrels out for us too.
Sam: I'm pretty sure I'd rather deal with the squirrels.
Dean: If it was an either or, then yeah, but it's more in addition to.
Sam: Fine. I'll be nice then, for now. Do you want me to start with these notes, or would you like the honor?
Dean: Go ahead.
School: Now with 100% fewer classes!
Sam: All the school news is that Mac was late opening the library, but it turned out to be okay since it seems she had the place to herself for the day. On a Saturday, how surprising.
Dorms: Now with 100% more gay dancing!
Sam: Peter Parker deleted a chain letter today, which I would normally say was a good thing, except that it somehow resulted in dancing. I think I'm going to be very careful with my e-mail from now on.
Ino told Michael that Kabuto broke up with her, and he invited her to come to work with him to keep herself distracted. Cassandra invited Ino to spar with her when she heard about the breakup, because I would assume that punching things and imagining your exes' face there is very therapeutic.
Dean: When Dawn wakes up, she can lend her her frying pan.
Sam: Ooh, good idea. I'm sure she'll be glad to help. After going to the common room, Karal stopped by Andrew's room and...kissed him? Okay, I think someone on the squirrel squad already had too much rum. Teddy was determined to get Chad naked after going to the common room, which is a relationship tidbit that no one needs to hear, seriously. And Jack wasn't feeling well, but Robin checked up on him.
Cassandra confronted Kabuto about breaking with Ino, and he said it was because of Michael. Michael stopped by for a confrontation as well, but Kabuto wasn't interested.
Hoshi got a visit from Turtle, and apparently thanked her for stopping in by kissing her. Okay, maybe everyone else got into the rum.
Dean checked up on Meg, and checked in with Alec, and talked to Karal who is completely wonderful and I take back everything I said earlier about him.
Dean: He's being really good about all this, yeah.
Sam: Better than most people would be, I think. Liir did some laundry in the bathroom this morning. Dude, we have a laundry room, just ask someone to show you how to use the machines. They're a lot more effective, trust me.
Dean: Just don't do anything red with light colours -- Sammy can tell you about the pink underwear I ended up with the first time he did laundry alone.
Sam: Maybe I meant to do that. Pink is your favorite color, after all, isn't it?
Dean: Bite me.
Sam: No thanks, I'm not interested in that. Peter Parker took his cheerful dancing to the common room, and...seriously? Gay dancing? Thanks Peter, I'm suddenly almost thankful I spent the day in the clinic.
Zack was mesmerized by the dancing, as was Liir, who nearly lost his laundry. Whether that was due to the dancing, or due to making out with Zack, I don't know. Karal got caught up in staring at Peter's dance, as did Jack, and Karal decided the only proper response was tea. See, that's more like the Karal we know and adore.
Dean: As if glitter wasn't bad enough, now there's dancing?
Sam: I'm starting to think nothing is safe, seriously. Teyla watched Peter do the Twist, and she and Hermione discussed his flexibility before kissing each other. I'll pause for a moment since I know some people out there are probably trying to get a mental picture of that. Dick got entrapped by the dancing with Romeo, and after they kissed they denied it ever happened. How very manly of you both.
Hoshi got subjected to the Macarena, while Romeo got the YMCA dance. I think Romeo got the better end of that stick.
Teddy and Jack couldn't look away from the dancing for a while, and Hermione got caught in the trainwreck of this all too.
Poor Jenny made the mistake of going to the third floor for food, and got gay dancing instead. That's really not a fair substitute. Rikku and Sokka got their boggling on, and I guess Rikku looked for too long, because she and Jenny ended up kissing.
Dean: Okay, this is making being stalked by a demon positively normal.
Sam: Never say you think you've seen everything that can happen here, because it's not true. After her visit to the common room, Hermione decided to stay in her room forever. It sounds like that might be a wise idea for once.
In the Salle, Haku was practicing his needle throwing, and got critiqued by Kabuto. And up on the roof, Cassandra waited for Ino, but their sparring ended up being more of a crying session for Ino. Someone get her some chocolate, please?
Town: Where everyone was when they weren't at the Ball
Sam: Sheriff Mustang and Aly walked home together from the ball, as did Nathan and Kerrigan. The squirrels are getting out the glitter flags for that last one, so take that as you will.
Turtle made the mistake of looking at the stock market after opening Turtle & Canary. Sky asked what the Bear squishie was about, and Turtle talked about the stock market and got upset all over again. Luckily, Liir came in looking for soap, so Turtle got the distraction of explaining washing machines to him.
Dean: You put the clothes in, press the buttons, they get cleaned.
Sam: If it was that simple, no one would end up with pink underwear.
Dean: So you admit it was a mistake, huh?
Sam: Yes. Maybe. I know how to do laundry without screwing up now though, and that's what counts. Mary was packing for a trip at the front desk of the hotel, and she told Stanley that she doesn't know how long she'll be gone. George Michael spent his time at the banana stand fighting a seagull.
Michael opened Luke's Diner, and got a visit from Ino, in which Michael explained why guys don't cook. If it involves setting toasters on fire, I'm right there with you.
Dean: I'm a guy and I cook.
Sam: Yeah, but you're not a normal guy.
Dean: True, I'm more awesome than normal...
Sam: You wish that was what I meant. I spent the day in the clinic with Dawn, who was also visited by Mel, Luke, and Xander.
Finally, Jaina opened Caritas, and talked to Jolee about employment.
The Policeman's Ball: Because the adults really are entitled to have fun sometimes
Dean: And the town hall is all decorated because there was an adult only policeman's ball tonight. Nice to know the police can party when there's a demon running loose.
Sam: It's our problem, Dean, not theirs.
Dean: Yeah, I s'pose. Still... Anyway, Kerrigan arrived and Steve was greeted by Sheriff Mustang. Mustang also greeted G'kar, who was intrigued by the mention of food, and Millie who discussed how the Troopers will suck if people don't enjoy the ball.
Glitch asked after Millie's cat and she accepted his invitation to dance. Bond and Mustang discussed the problem of students behind the wheel. What problem? I'm a student and I'm a great driver.
Sam: You haven't seen some of the people in Driver's Ed. I'm pretty sure that's who they were talking about.
Dean: Not you though.
Sam: I think I'm doing pretty well so far.
Dean: Between Dad and me teaching you, course you are. Glitch apologised to Melody about last weekend. Melody is also greeted by Dale.
Robin not a frog stunned Fraser with her gorgeous red dress, and Fraser and Mustang congratulated themselves on the dance, their dates and their uniforms.
Glitch told Fraser about his dance lessons in the park, and a hot looking Vala discussed paranoia, her class and the island police force with Fraser.
Dale told Renee that they couldn't drink because they were on duty and Aly and Roy discussed dancing and dresses.
Joanna, Mike, Mohinder, Mary and GMB, Barney, Mayor D'argo, Nathan, Faith, and Jean-Paul all came to the dance.
There was mingling and food and Kerrigan shot down Roy when he asked her to dance. Bond and Kerrigan discussed the possibility of injuring their students -- Sammy, aren't you in his class?
Sam: He must be talking about a different class.
Dean: I'm really thinking you taking driver's ed is a bad idea... Back at the ball, Aly slipped Kerrigan some whiskey and Nathan said hi to her.
G'kar and Aly discussed Fandom and apple pie and Biff fanboys G'kar much to G'kar's amusement.
Bond was feeding himself, as was Melody which is good because adults who can't feed themselves are kinda pitiful.
Joanna was a horrible bitch about Robin not a frog to Fraser, and then told Barney to follow her to the bathroom. Biff told Joanna he'd heard good things about her.
Mustang complimented Renee's dress and they talked about Umbridge. Because completely batshit people with kitten plates are good social conversation.
Mohinder and Aly discussed the proper way to kill a gingerbread man -- dude, you just bite off their heads! -- and then discussed gingerbread cannibalism with Vala.
Sam: This is the sort of thing the teachers get up to when they're away from us. I don't know whether to be amused or kind of sad for them.
Dean: I vote for amused. Steve got some apple pie, Biff was spiffy in a tux, and Melody informed Fraser that his uniform wasn't slutty and needed to be more pink and sparkly. Okay then.
Aly and Juli discussed politics and dancing, Aly and Mustang discussed the party and danced, and Aly and Nathan talked about who they were last weekend.
Mike found out Jean-Paul is gay and Biff told Vala about apostle John's specialness and discovered his butt wasn't fat in a tux.
Biff then discussed which girls to hit on with Barney.
Ambrose and Mille, Aly and Roy. Nathan and Aly, and D'argo all danced.
Barney and Joanna got hot and heavy in the men's room and Renee and Kerrigan got hot and heavy in the ladies room. But one involved sex and the other a fistfight.
G'kar and D'argo met and are happy to discover they're not the only non-human on the island.
Sam: They're the good kind of non-human, I assume.
Dean: I suppose we'll hear soon enough if they aren't.
Sam: I sure hope so. I'm all out of notes. How about you?
Dean: Me too. Can we go and get back to the important business of demon hunting now?
Sam: I'm going to go back to the important business of girlfriend care.
Dean: Night, Fandom and keep your salt circles unbroken.
Sam: And really important places to be.
Dean: And yellow eyed sons of bitches to exorcise.
Sam: And people to protect. And squirrel stew to make if you keep us here for even a second longer than we have to be.
*stern chittering*
All right, fine. I'll settle for putting the rum in a place where you can't reach it.
*dark warning chittering*
Dean: That might be going too far, Sammy. Not sure we want pissed off squirrels out for us too.
Sam: I'm pretty sure I'd rather deal with the squirrels.
Dean: If it was an either or, then yeah, but it's more in addition to.
Sam: Fine. I'll be nice then, for now. Do you want me to start with these notes, or would you like the honor?
Dean: Go ahead.
School: Now with 100% fewer classes!
Sam: All the school news is that Mac was late opening the library, but it turned out to be okay since it seems she had the place to herself for the day. On a Saturday, how surprising.
Dorms: Now with 100% more gay dancing!
Sam: Peter Parker deleted a chain letter today, which I would normally say was a good thing, except that it somehow resulted in dancing. I think I'm going to be very careful with my e-mail from now on.
Ino told Michael that Kabuto broke up with her, and he invited her to come to work with him to keep herself distracted. Cassandra invited Ino to spar with her when she heard about the breakup, because I would assume that punching things and imagining your exes' face there is very therapeutic.
Dean: When Dawn wakes up, she can lend her her frying pan.
Sam: Ooh, good idea. I'm sure she'll be glad to help. After going to the common room, Karal stopped by Andrew's room and...kissed him? Okay, I think someone on the squirrel squad already had too much rum. Teddy was determined to get Chad naked after going to the common room, which is a relationship tidbit that no one needs to hear, seriously. And Jack wasn't feeling well, but Robin checked up on him.
Cassandra confronted Kabuto about breaking with Ino, and he said it was because of Michael. Michael stopped by for a confrontation as well, but Kabuto wasn't interested.
Hoshi got a visit from Turtle, and apparently thanked her for stopping in by kissing her. Okay, maybe everyone else got into the rum.
Dean checked up on Meg, and checked in with Alec, and talked to Karal who is completely wonderful and I take back everything I said earlier about him.
Dean: He's being really good about all this, yeah.
Sam: Better than most people would be, I think. Liir did some laundry in the bathroom this morning. Dude, we have a laundry room, just ask someone to show you how to use the machines. They're a lot more effective, trust me.
Dean: Just don't do anything red with light colours -- Sammy can tell you about the pink underwear I ended up with the first time he did laundry alone.
Sam: Maybe I meant to do that. Pink is your favorite color, after all, isn't it?
Dean: Bite me.
Sam: No thanks, I'm not interested in that. Peter Parker took his cheerful dancing to the common room, and...seriously? Gay dancing? Thanks Peter, I'm suddenly almost thankful I spent the day in the clinic.
Zack was mesmerized by the dancing, as was Liir, who nearly lost his laundry. Whether that was due to the dancing, or due to making out with Zack, I don't know. Karal got caught up in staring at Peter's dance, as did Jack, and Karal decided the only proper response was tea. See, that's more like the Karal we know and adore.
Dean: As if glitter wasn't bad enough, now there's dancing?
Sam: I'm starting to think nothing is safe, seriously. Teyla watched Peter do the Twist, and she and Hermione discussed his flexibility before kissing each other. I'll pause for a moment since I know some people out there are probably trying to get a mental picture of that. Dick got entrapped by the dancing with Romeo, and after they kissed they denied it ever happened. How very manly of you both.
Hoshi got subjected to the Macarena, while Romeo got the YMCA dance. I think Romeo got the better end of that stick.
Teddy and Jack couldn't look away from the dancing for a while, and Hermione got caught in the trainwreck of this all too.
Poor Jenny made the mistake of going to the third floor for food, and got gay dancing instead. That's really not a fair substitute. Rikku and Sokka got their boggling on, and I guess Rikku looked for too long, because she and Jenny ended up kissing.
Dean: Okay, this is making being stalked by a demon positively normal.
Sam: Never say you think you've seen everything that can happen here, because it's not true. After her visit to the common room, Hermione decided to stay in her room forever. It sounds like that might be a wise idea for once.
In the Salle, Haku was practicing his needle throwing, and got critiqued by Kabuto. And up on the roof, Cassandra waited for Ino, but their sparring ended up being more of a crying session for Ino. Someone get her some chocolate, please?
Town: Where everyone was when they weren't at the Ball
Sam: Sheriff Mustang and Aly walked home together from the ball, as did Nathan and Kerrigan. The squirrels are getting out the glitter flags for that last one, so take that as you will.
Turtle made the mistake of looking at the stock market after opening Turtle & Canary. Sky asked what the Bear squishie was about, and Turtle talked about the stock market and got upset all over again. Luckily, Liir came in looking for soap, so Turtle got the distraction of explaining washing machines to him.
Dean: You put the clothes in, press the buttons, they get cleaned.
Sam: If it was that simple, no one would end up with pink underwear.
Dean: So you admit it was a mistake, huh?
Sam: Yes. Maybe. I know how to do laundry without screwing up now though, and that's what counts. Mary was packing for a trip at the front desk of the hotel, and she told Stanley that she doesn't know how long she'll be gone. George Michael spent his time at the banana stand fighting a seagull.
Michael opened Luke's Diner, and got a visit from Ino, in which Michael explained why guys don't cook. If it involves setting toasters on fire, I'm right there with you.
Dean: I'm a guy and I cook.
Sam: Yeah, but you're not a normal guy.
Dean: True, I'm more awesome than normal...
Sam: You wish that was what I meant. I spent the day in the clinic with Dawn, who was also visited by Mel, Luke, and Xander.
Finally, Jaina opened Caritas, and talked to Jolee about employment.
The Policeman's Ball: Because the adults really are entitled to have fun sometimes
Dean: And the town hall is all decorated because there was an adult only policeman's ball tonight. Nice to know the police can party when there's a demon running loose.
Sam: It's our problem, Dean, not theirs.
Dean: Yeah, I s'pose. Still... Anyway, Kerrigan arrived and Steve was greeted by Sheriff Mustang. Mustang also greeted G'kar, who was intrigued by the mention of food, and Millie who discussed how the Troopers will suck if people don't enjoy the ball.
Glitch asked after Millie's cat and she accepted his invitation to dance. Bond and Mustang discussed the problem of students behind the wheel. What problem? I'm a student and I'm a great driver.
Sam: You haven't seen some of the people in Driver's Ed. I'm pretty sure that's who they were talking about.
Dean: Not you though.
Sam: I think I'm doing pretty well so far.
Dean: Between Dad and me teaching you, course you are. Glitch apologised to Melody about last weekend. Melody is also greeted by Dale.
Robin not a frog stunned Fraser with her gorgeous red dress, and Fraser and Mustang congratulated themselves on the dance, their dates and their uniforms.
Glitch told Fraser about his dance lessons in the park, and a hot looking Vala discussed paranoia, her class and the island police force with Fraser.
Dale told Renee that they couldn't drink because they were on duty and Aly and Roy discussed dancing and dresses.
Joanna, Mike, Mohinder, Mary and GMB, Barney, Mayor D'argo, Nathan, Faith, and Jean-Paul all came to the dance.
There was mingling and food and Kerrigan shot down Roy when he asked her to dance. Bond and Kerrigan discussed the possibility of injuring their students -- Sammy, aren't you in his class?
Sam: He must be talking about a different class.
Dean: I'm really thinking you taking driver's ed is a bad idea... Back at the ball, Aly slipped Kerrigan some whiskey and Nathan said hi to her.
G'kar and Aly discussed Fandom and apple pie and Biff fanboys G'kar much to G'kar's amusement.
Bond was feeding himself, as was Melody which is good because adults who can't feed themselves are kinda pitiful.
Joanna was a horrible bitch about Robin not a frog to Fraser, and then told Barney to follow her to the bathroom. Biff told Joanna he'd heard good things about her.
Mustang complimented Renee's dress and they talked about Umbridge. Because completely batshit people with kitten plates are good social conversation.
Mohinder and Aly discussed the proper way to kill a gingerbread man -- dude, you just bite off their heads! -- and then discussed gingerbread cannibalism with Vala.
Sam: This is the sort of thing the teachers get up to when they're away from us. I don't know whether to be amused or kind of sad for them.
Dean: I vote for amused. Steve got some apple pie, Biff was spiffy in a tux, and Melody informed Fraser that his uniform wasn't slutty and needed to be more pink and sparkly. Okay then.
Aly and Juli discussed politics and dancing, Aly and Mustang discussed the party and danced, and Aly and Nathan talked about who they were last weekend.
Mike found out Jean-Paul is gay and Biff told Vala about apostle John's specialness and discovered his butt wasn't fat in a tux.
Biff then discussed which girls to hit on with Barney.
Ambrose and Mille, Aly and Roy. Nathan and Aly, and D'argo all danced.
Barney and Joanna got hot and heavy in the men's room and Renee and Kerrigan got hot and heavy in the ladies room. But one involved sex and the other a fistfight.
G'kar and D'argo met and are happy to discover they're not the only non-human on the island.
Sam: They're the good kind of non-human, I assume.
Dean: I suppose we'll hear soon enough if they aren't.
Sam: I sure hope so. I'm all out of notes. How about you?
Dean: Me too. Can we go and get back to the important business of demon hunting now?
Sam: I'm going to go back to the important business of girlfriend care.
Dean: Night, Fandom and keep your salt circles unbroken.
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"...Turtle kissed Hoshi?"
He stared more.
"...Hoshi kissed Turtle?"
His eyes glazed over.
"My girlfriend's a lesbian," he said, proudly.
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"So go on and kiss my radio co-host, but tell me to stop teasing you."
Somebody better have gotten that kiss on film.
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