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Fandom Radio [Wednesday, 1-16-08]
Robin: Man, the squirrels totally brought their A-game with these bribes. This is seriously one of the finest cigars I've had in quite awhile.
Barney: You know, I'd had my questions about your Mountie friend. Though, a Cuban beats a Canadian any day.
Robin: Shh and drink your scotch. ...wait. Why do those squirrels have little flags?
Barney: What is with the animals and the glitter in this town? Are those foreign flags?
Robin: I can't really tell what they say. They're waving them all frantically.
Barney: Creepy little bastards. Shoo! No rodents near the scotch! What do they want from us?
Robin: I think they want us to read the news. I haven't done this in awhile. And only sober one time.
Barney: Oh fine, I'll read that crap as long as they keep my glass full.
SCHOOL: AKA Why Teachers Drink
Robin: Adah opened up the library and had a new medical book to read. You sound kind of sad, Adah. Who reads medical journals for fun? River, meanwhile, named the librarian 'Bob,' and then told Adah it was her birthday yesterday. Ah, yes, the 'you missed my birthday' guilt-gift fishing. Smart strategy, River. Lee, however, came in and propositioned Adah. Wow, kids. Now, the important question here isn't why he was propositioning her, or what he was proposing. The question is whether she did it and whether she made him raise his offer before accepting. I know I'm curious.
Barney: Let's all hope it was commitment-free sex.
Robin: Ah, yes. Let us hope that the teenagers are having rampant sex with anyone and everyone.
Barney: As if half of them could, but I'm holding out hope.
Robin: Public Speaking learned about interviewing. Which is a seriously important skills, boys and girls. Also important: always know your audience, watch where you're stepping, and make sure you know how many people are watching you on local television. And don't be afraid to say anything. Especially if you're getting paid to say 'nipple.' Just saying. Turtle and Jeff eye-flirted or something, and then everyone interviewed each other, Turtle and Cimorene learned about one another, and Turtle was the TA and she was there. And wow, Turtle, did your parents hate you? I mean, I know I'm named after an animal too, and I shouldn't talk, but wow.
Barney: There should be a class on nipples instead of a God class about ways to cheat death that apparently caused a Bridge and the Sky to exchange glances during class as well as the letter Z and the Sky. *squirrels chittering* Seriously? These are names? *sound of pouring* Fine, I'll go on. There was partnering up and some TA Action so at least someone was getting something other than death in this class. Then Bridge, Z, and Anathema apologize for missing class. How do you miss the first week of class? And why apologize?
Robin: I don't know. And to be a suckup. Lawyering Up talked about copyright law, which I know well for no reason at all, really. And again with the eye-flirting, this time from Chris and Lana. Everyone debates about file-sharing and hey, guys, here's a thing. Maybe some of those artists whose songs you're downloading haven't sung anything in years, and maybe they're retired, and maybe they use their royalties to pay off student loans and feed their dogs. Maybe you should think about that. Just a thought. God. Anyway, Lana told lawyer jokes, and it looks like Lucas and Sam got acquainted. Ooooh. Young love in the making? I think so. After class, Z apologized for missing last week, Nathan talked to Turtle about some...extra credit. That sounds like porn talk, to me. And Isabel decided to gossip with Nathan about some guy named Michael.
Barney: A teacher who gossips? Sounds like Nathan and Tink would get along swimmingly. You know, Scherbatsky, maybe you should talk to the Discovery and Invention teacher about finding your old career. This week, His Hotness' - hey, how come I don't get a nickname like that? *sound of ice cracking as liquid is poured* Fine! His Hotness' class makes telescopes. Even though there's a TA to prevent it, Anathema talks to His Hotness. I swear, my TA is going to act as block to any stupid questions this semester.
Robin: That is an awesome nickname. I should meet him. ...um. Speaking of other hot people, everyone's favorite Mountie had office hours and was visited by Sokka, looking for Deadpool. Uh huh.
Barney: Speaking of hot teachers who aren't me, apparently one of my hot roommates, James Bond, taught Driver's Ed. There is not enough scotch in the world to put me on a road where students drive. *slurping* I can do this. There is no Fiero here. As is only natural, the students were mostly horrified by the car. Dawn is assumedly gooey with Sam about loving it. She's a strange one. Marco and a Turtle miss whatever car they had last week. Probably because it didn't go anywhere. And naturally, there's a lazy TA.
Robin: I know, that class sounds horrifying. I mean, just think about it, Swarles. They probably went upwards of like three to five kilometers per hour.
Barney: Sometimes I really hate you, Roland. This is supposed to be a school, where's all the drunken sex?
DORMS: Where ALL the Students Get Naked
Barney: This can't be right. The first note has me cringing. Apparently someone named Demyx dances spastically. Makoto stopped by to be confused and doubt that dancing had occurred. And there is something small scratched here...Spastic OTP? Weird flag-bearing squirrels. Next up is the lazy ball-bearing Gavin who is visited by John Sheppard, the only kid in school with a last name. It seems this back-jumping OTP talks and plays with balls before promising to never mention half naked lap dances. Karal of the talking horses stopped by but checked to be sure there was no one naked dancing on Gavin before giving him slippers. What kind of freakshow is this Gavin kid running?
Robin:Gavin sounds kind of kinky. Wow. Maybe that Sam kid and his new friend Lucas should meet him.
Barney: While we hope for more naked dancing, Meg hit the showers after her romp on the slip 'n slide as did Turtle. Together perhaps? Squirrels, hit me! Okay, Jeff of the Breasts showed up and saw Turtle's sticky legs. Flailing ensued and killed a squirrel. Let's have a moment of silence please. *dead air* Okay! Seely stocked up on Chocolate. Aravis was happy because she drove a car no matter how dangerous it was! We're back to talking about the Sky. Maybe the Moon and the Stars will come visit him while he broods. Alas, the letter Z returns to argue with him about being betrayed and played. That's deep, kids. Deep. Meanwhile, this morning Coraline stuck her fingerprints on her wall, woke up Lucas and made him show her his tat. I bet it's a tramp stamp.
Robin: Aww, like Ted's? A butterfly?
Barney: The notes don't say, but the squirrel has scrawled SAM at the bottom, so possibly his tramp stamp is a brand.
Robin: Probably. At the shooting range -- god, why didn't I get to go to a school with a shooting range? -- Triela shoots things, as you might imagine, and then she gives Lucas a shooting lesson. Lucky Lucas. I hope his new friend Sam doesn't mind. I mean, he sounds like the possessive type. Elsewhere, this evening, Ferris -- again, with the parents hating you -- set up a slip-n-slide. I like you, Ferris. And apparently Jamie likes Ferris's loincloth. Rawr. Is that inappropriate? Am I allowed to 'rawr' at loincloths on high school boys? Because I wasn't. I was rawr-ing at the homoerotic tension.
Barney: First you insult your man's cigar, and now you're growling at hot, young studs. Fraser might end up with a complex.
Robin: He will not. I like older men. Anyway, Katara thinks it's Jamie's fault, and Romeo wonders something about a masque. Ooh, I know this really nice clay one that's really good for your skin, but it's green and it might freak out your roomies. But it's kinda worth it for the dermatological factor. Turtle thinks boys are weird. Turtle's not wrong. And Katara worries about Ferris. Rightfully, it sounds. Sokka accuses her of being no fun, and again, Sokka sounds like he might not be entirely wrong. Romeo tells Katara how good the chocolate feels on his skin, and oh, honey, that is a terrible line. Wow. And I have heard my share. Seriously. Ask Swarley about the quote 'Best Pickup Line Ever.'
Barney: Hey, my execution of that line was perfect.
Robin: And you did get her number. I think. Meg suits up and joins in the fun -- no, seriously, it says that. Rikku is all over this, and is even beckoned to join them. Tamaki's kind of confused, and Katara waves at him. Sokka tries to make him paranoid. That seems mean, especially since it makes him leave. And then Sokka loincloths up. Loinclothes?
Barney: I'm down with the suiting up, but loinclothing up? Let's drink on this.
Robin: In a place that is not slippy and slidey, Chad and Teddy did breakfast for dinner. Chad had to teach Teddy how to make scrambled eggs...what? How do you not already know? That is so sad. Sky is lured there by bacon, and Sky, you are not the first man to be lured by the prospect of artery-clogging breakfast food. And Teddy and Sky talk about jobs and the awesomeness of the squirrels. Speaking of, squirrely friends, can you top me off? And get that flag out of my face. Finally, Inara was all about the yoga in the gym tonight. Good way to stay nice and limber.
Barney: Limber and ready for sex, which seems to be happening all over the place in the Town tonight!
A TOWN OF ILL REPUTE
Barney: Because this place wasn't strange enough Wellspring Arms was opened by some midget named Ed. Lana came to see Ino but she wasn't there. Must've been a disappointment for her. The Arms Hotel is lacking in boobs today, but they seem to have a nerd as Hoshi spends her time there studying.
Robin: Does Hoshi not have boobs?
Barney: She was my TA, and yet, I don't recall.
Robin: I should be sad for her, but mostly I'm reassured you weren't checking her out.
Barney: If only there was some way to ignore you...oh look, more notes borne by flag-waving squirrels! It seems A.J. was fixing a toaster at Luke's when he was interrupted by Andrew Danger. Again with the weird names and the flags. Well, apparently A.J. and Andrew made a date, allowing this glitter flag to make some sense. Andrew Danger was busy at the Magic Box, which was lacking in females despite the name. Liir comes in to check that he and Andrew Danger are on for their date Friday, which they so are. Next up is Karal Horses who apologizes for being crazy and doesn't want to mention the removal of clothing that happened on Saturday. And now the squirrels are fighting with their glitter flags because Andrew Danger and Karal Horses hugged. Such violent creatures!
Robin: Guys, guys, calm down! You can be happy over Sam and Lucas instead.
Barney:Romeo talked about plants with Andrew Danger and then John Sheppard stopped by and Andrew Danger told him about one of his dates, looking for reassurance. Okay, here's my advice, kid - commitment-free sex. Stop by my class Friday morning and I'll give you some pointers.
Robin: Commitment means you're consistently getting laid. Just saying.
Barney: Or it means you're no longer getting laid and not free to find physical love elsewhere. Seriously, stop by my class with Ms. Bell. It'll stop you from gagging when you hear about how Beauty opened the post office and A.J. who has a date with Andrew Danger brought her a milkshake and made out with her. Or you could focus on the potential hotness of Teyla dancing, presumably naked, at Groovy Tunes as witnessed by Chad. In less stimulating news, Makoto who I recall caught the dancing fever, opened Book Haven, Gabriel opened the church, and Dale worked down at the Trooper Station where he talked to Roy about odd behavior and a Policeman's Ball that's happening next weekend. I'm thinking you and your Canadian Cigar will be attending, Scherbatsky?
Robin: Don't call him that. Yes. And Faith went into the police station to chat about her weekend. As you do. In Caritas, Dawn came in to talk to Faith about whips. That's...fun. Bond meanwhile celebrated surviving those death-defying speeds in his class. At the other bar, Kabuto opened and Juli stopped by.. And in the clinic, Aly and Ino visited during the day, and then Aly and Arashi visited Deadpool at night, and Ino visited Cable again. I hope everyone's okay. It looks like Deadpool got to go home with Arashi, and elsewhere, Aly and Benton hung out at his place. I hope they're making fun bets again. I really liked the singing that resulted last time.
Barney: You know, I bet he was showing her how that special thong fits.
Robin: ...what special thong?
Barney: He never showed you his Christmas present? I am shocked! It was a Robin Sparkles thong!
Robin: I am terrified.
Barney: I know, Canadian men tend to be pretty furry.
Robin: Actually, he's all smooth and stuff. *pause* ...you didn't need to know that.
Barney: GAH! TMI! ...What? Stop hitting me with that flag!
Robin: Wait, wait, what's the flag say? Is that my name?
Barney: Oh. My. God. The squirrels seem to think we're *gasp* in a relationship!
Robin: What? Oh -- no. No, no, no, no, noooo, no, no, no. Nooo, no, no, no, no. Barney and I are not together. No. No.
Barney Really? Sixteen noes? Really?
Robin: It needed to be said. Put the flags away. Or else redo them for Sam and Lucas. Night, Fandom!
Barney: I'm sorry, but it needed to be said sixteen times?
Robin: I could've gone for twenty. Say night.
Barney: Fine! Goodnight, Fandom!
Barney: You know, I'd had my questions about your Mountie friend. Though, a Cuban beats a Canadian any day.
Robin: Shh and drink your scotch. ...wait. Why do those squirrels have little flags?
Barney: What is with the animals and the glitter in this town? Are those foreign flags?
Robin: I can't really tell what they say. They're waving them all frantically.
Barney: Creepy little bastards. Shoo! No rodents near the scotch! What do they want from us?
Robin: I think they want us to read the news. I haven't done this in awhile. And only sober one time.
Barney: Oh fine, I'll read that crap as long as they keep my glass full.
SCHOOL: AKA Why Teachers Drink
Robin: Adah opened up the library and had a new medical book to read. You sound kind of sad, Adah. Who reads medical journals for fun? River, meanwhile, named the librarian 'Bob,' and then told Adah it was her birthday yesterday. Ah, yes, the 'you missed my birthday' guilt-gift fishing. Smart strategy, River. Lee, however, came in and propositioned Adah. Wow, kids. Now, the important question here isn't why he was propositioning her, or what he was proposing. The question is whether she did it and whether she made him raise his offer before accepting. I know I'm curious.
Barney: Let's all hope it was commitment-free sex.
Robin: Ah, yes. Let us hope that the teenagers are having rampant sex with anyone and everyone.
Barney: As if half of them could, but I'm holding out hope.
Robin: Public Speaking learned about interviewing. Which is a seriously important skills, boys and girls. Also important: always know your audience, watch where you're stepping, and make sure you know how many people are watching you on local television. And don't be afraid to say anything. Especially if you're getting paid to say 'nipple.' Just saying. Turtle and Jeff eye-flirted or something, and then everyone interviewed each other, Turtle and Cimorene learned about one another, and Turtle was the TA and she was there. And wow, Turtle, did your parents hate you? I mean, I know I'm named after an animal too, and I shouldn't talk, but wow.
Barney: There should be a class on nipples instead of a God class about ways to cheat death that apparently caused a Bridge and the Sky to exchange glances during class as well as the letter Z and the Sky. *squirrels chittering* Seriously? These are names? *sound of pouring* Fine, I'll go on. There was partnering up and some TA Action so at least someone was getting something other than death in this class. Then Bridge, Z, and Anathema apologize for missing class. How do you miss the first week of class? And why apologize?
Robin: I don't know. And to be a suckup. Lawyering Up talked about copyright law, which I know well for no reason at all, really. And again with the eye-flirting, this time from Chris and Lana. Everyone debates about file-sharing and hey, guys, here's a thing. Maybe some of those artists whose songs you're downloading haven't sung anything in years, and maybe they're retired, and maybe they use their royalties to pay off student loans and feed their dogs. Maybe you should think about that. Just a thought. God. Anyway, Lana told lawyer jokes, and it looks like Lucas and Sam got acquainted. Ooooh. Young love in the making? I think so. After class, Z apologized for missing last week, Nathan talked to Turtle about some...extra credit. That sounds like porn talk, to me. And Isabel decided to gossip with Nathan about some guy named Michael.
Barney: A teacher who gossips? Sounds like Nathan and Tink would get along swimmingly. You know, Scherbatsky, maybe you should talk to the Discovery and Invention teacher about finding your old career. This week, His Hotness' - hey, how come I don't get a nickname like that? *sound of ice cracking as liquid is poured* Fine! His Hotness' class makes telescopes. Even though there's a TA to prevent it, Anathema talks to His Hotness. I swear, my TA is going to act as block to any stupid questions this semester.
Robin: That is an awesome nickname. I should meet him. ...um. Speaking of other hot people, everyone's favorite Mountie had office hours and was visited by Sokka, looking for Deadpool. Uh huh.
Barney: Speaking of hot teachers who aren't me, apparently one of my hot roommates, James Bond, taught Driver's Ed. There is not enough scotch in the world to put me on a road where students drive. *slurping* I can do this. There is no Fiero here. As is only natural, the students were mostly horrified by the car. Dawn is assumedly gooey with Sam about loving it. She's a strange one. Marco and a Turtle miss whatever car they had last week. Probably because it didn't go anywhere. And naturally, there's a lazy TA.
Robin: I know, that class sounds horrifying. I mean, just think about it, Swarles. They probably went upwards of like three to five kilometers per hour.
Barney: Sometimes I really hate you, Roland. This is supposed to be a school, where's all the drunken sex?
DORMS: Where ALL the Students Get Naked
Barney: This can't be right. The first note has me cringing. Apparently someone named Demyx dances spastically. Makoto stopped by to be confused and doubt that dancing had occurred. And there is something small scratched here...Spastic OTP? Weird flag-bearing squirrels. Next up is the lazy ball-bearing Gavin who is visited by John Sheppard, the only kid in school with a last name. It seems this back-jumping OTP talks and plays with balls before promising to never mention half naked lap dances. Karal of the talking horses stopped by but checked to be sure there was no one naked dancing on Gavin before giving him slippers. What kind of freakshow is this Gavin kid running?
Robin:Gavin sounds kind of kinky. Wow. Maybe that Sam kid and his new friend Lucas should meet him.
Barney: While we hope for more naked dancing, Meg hit the showers after her romp on the slip 'n slide as did Turtle. Together perhaps? Squirrels, hit me! Okay, Jeff of the Breasts showed up and saw Turtle's sticky legs. Flailing ensued and killed a squirrel. Let's have a moment of silence please. *dead air* Okay! Seely stocked up on Chocolate. Aravis was happy because she drove a car no matter how dangerous it was! We're back to talking about the Sky. Maybe the Moon and the Stars will come visit him while he broods. Alas, the letter Z returns to argue with him about being betrayed and played. That's deep, kids. Deep. Meanwhile, this morning Coraline stuck her fingerprints on her wall, woke up Lucas and made him show her his tat. I bet it's a tramp stamp.
Robin: Aww, like Ted's? A butterfly?
Barney: The notes don't say, but the squirrel has scrawled SAM at the bottom, so possibly his tramp stamp is a brand.
Robin: Probably. At the shooting range -- god, why didn't I get to go to a school with a shooting range? -- Triela shoots things, as you might imagine, and then she gives Lucas a shooting lesson. Lucky Lucas. I hope his new friend Sam doesn't mind. I mean, he sounds like the possessive type. Elsewhere, this evening, Ferris -- again, with the parents hating you -- set up a slip-n-slide. I like you, Ferris. And apparently Jamie likes Ferris's loincloth. Rawr. Is that inappropriate? Am I allowed to 'rawr' at loincloths on high school boys? Because I wasn't. I was rawr-ing at the homoerotic tension.
Barney: First you insult your man's cigar, and now you're growling at hot, young studs. Fraser might end up with a complex.
Robin: He will not. I like older men. Anyway, Katara thinks it's Jamie's fault, and Romeo wonders something about a masque. Ooh, I know this really nice clay one that's really good for your skin, but it's green and it might freak out your roomies. But it's kinda worth it for the dermatological factor. Turtle thinks boys are weird. Turtle's not wrong. And Katara worries about Ferris. Rightfully, it sounds. Sokka accuses her of being no fun, and again, Sokka sounds like he might not be entirely wrong. Romeo tells Katara how good the chocolate feels on his skin, and oh, honey, that is a terrible line. Wow. And I have heard my share. Seriously. Ask Swarley about the quote 'Best Pickup Line Ever.'
Barney: Hey, my execution of that line was perfect.
Robin: And you did get her number. I think. Meg suits up and joins in the fun -- no, seriously, it says that. Rikku is all over this, and is even beckoned to join them. Tamaki's kind of confused, and Katara waves at him. Sokka tries to make him paranoid. That seems mean, especially since it makes him leave. And then Sokka loincloths up. Loinclothes?
Barney: I'm down with the suiting up, but loinclothing up? Let's drink on this.
Robin: In a place that is not slippy and slidey, Chad and Teddy did breakfast for dinner. Chad had to teach Teddy how to make scrambled eggs...what? How do you not already know? That is so sad. Sky is lured there by bacon, and Sky, you are not the first man to be lured by the prospect of artery-clogging breakfast food. And Teddy and Sky talk about jobs and the awesomeness of the squirrels. Speaking of, squirrely friends, can you top me off? And get that flag out of my face. Finally, Inara was all about the yoga in the gym tonight. Good way to stay nice and limber.
Barney: Limber and ready for sex, which seems to be happening all over the place in the Town tonight!
A TOWN OF ILL REPUTE
Barney: Because this place wasn't strange enough Wellspring Arms was opened by some midget named Ed. Lana came to see Ino but she wasn't there. Must've been a disappointment for her. The Arms Hotel is lacking in boobs today, but they seem to have a nerd as Hoshi spends her time there studying.
Robin: Does Hoshi not have boobs?
Barney: She was my TA, and yet, I don't recall.
Robin: I should be sad for her, but mostly I'm reassured you weren't checking her out.
Barney: If only there was some way to ignore you...oh look, more notes borne by flag-waving squirrels! It seems A.J. was fixing a toaster at Luke's when he was interrupted by Andrew Danger. Again with the weird names and the flags. Well, apparently A.J. and Andrew made a date, allowing this glitter flag to make some sense. Andrew Danger was busy at the Magic Box, which was lacking in females despite the name. Liir comes in to check that he and Andrew Danger are on for their date Friday, which they so are. Next up is Karal Horses who apologizes for being crazy and doesn't want to mention the removal of clothing that happened on Saturday. And now the squirrels are fighting with their glitter flags because Andrew Danger and Karal Horses hugged. Such violent creatures!
Robin: Guys, guys, calm down! You can be happy over Sam and Lucas instead.
Barney:Romeo talked about plants with Andrew Danger and then John Sheppard stopped by and Andrew Danger told him about one of his dates, looking for reassurance. Okay, here's my advice, kid - commitment-free sex. Stop by my class Friday morning and I'll give you some pointers.
Robin: Commitment means you're consistently getting laid. Just saying.
Barney: Or it means you're no longer getting laid and not free to find physical love elsewhere. Seriously, stop by my class with Ms. Bell. It'll stop you from gagging when you hear about how Beauty opened the post office and A.J. who has a date with Andrew Danger brought her a milkshake and made out with her. Or you could focus on the potential hotness of Teyla dancing, presumably naked, at Groovy Tunes as witnessed by Chad. In less stimulating news, Makoto who I recall caught the dancing fever, opened Book Haven, Gabriel opened the church, and Dale worked down at the Trooper Station where he talked to Roy about odd behavior and a Policeman's Ball that's happening next weekend. I'm thinking you and your Canadian Cigar will be attending, Scherbatsky?
Robin: Don't call him that. Yes. And Faith went into the police station to chat about her weekend. As you do. In Caritas, Dawn came in to talk to Faith about whips. That's...fun. Bond meanwhile celebrated surviving those death-defying speeds in his class. At the other bar, Kabuto opened and Juli stopped by.. And in the clinic, Aly and Ino visited during the day, and then Aly and Arashi visited Deadpool at night, and Ino visited Cable again. I hope everyone's okay. It looks like Deadpool got to go home with Arashi, and elsewhere, Aly and Benton hung out at his place. I hope they're making fun bets again. I really liked the singing that resulted last time.
Barney: You know, I bet he was showing her how that special thong fits.
Robin: ...what special thong?
Barney: He never showed you his Christmas present? I am shocked! It was a Robin Sparkles thong!
Robin: I am terrified.
Barney: I know, Canadian men tend to be pretty furry.
Robin: Actually, he's all smooth and stuff. *pause* ...you didn't need to know that.
Barney: GAH! TMI! ...What? Stop hitting me with that flag!
Robin: Wait, wait, what's the flag say? Is that my name?
Barney: Oh. My. God. The squirrels seem to think we're *gasp* in a relationship!
Robin: What? Oh -- no. No, no, no, no, noooo, no, no, no. Nooo, no, no, no, no. Barney and I are not together. No. No.
Barney Really? Sixteen noes? Really?
Robin: It needed to be said. Put the flags away. Or else redo them for Sam and Lucas. Night, Fandom!
Barney: I'm sorry, but it needed to be said sixteen times?
Robin: I could've gone for twenty. Say night.
Barney: Fine! Goodnight, Fandom!
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