Fandom Radio, Saturday, December 22

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Dean: Good evening Fandom from Dean and Sammy "no pants" Winchester.

Sam: We're both wearing pants, Dean.

Dean: Yes, but only one of us could say that yesterday.

Sam: It's not like I went the whole day without wearing pants!

Dean: I spent the whole day wearing them. Again, only one of us can say that.

Sam: Shut up, or I'll cough on you. I was streaking for a good reason.

Dean: No such thing, Sammy.

Sam: Getting an A is a good reason to do just about anything.

Dean: Okay, it's probably good classes are over because you're getting a little too into this grade thing.

Sam: Hey, it's not my fault that you don't care about what grades you get.

Dean: There's lots more important things than grades. Like not getting frostbite on certain extremities.

Sam: All of my extremities are fine, thank you very much. Can we talk about something else, please? Like, I don't know, the news?

Dean: Okay, fine.


Deck the dorms with boughs of holly...

Dean: Classes are over, so nothing was happening on the school front.

Over in the dorms Ron hexed Jamie into vomiting slugs -- okay gross -- and told him to tell radio that Hermoine doesn't have a tattoo. So it's like your tattoo, huh Sammy?

Sam: If you mean it's like mine because it's nonexistent, then yes, it's exactly like mine.

Dean: That's because Dad would kill either of us if we got a tattoo. River distracted Adah from packing with talk of bird wings, Hoshi got picked up to go home, Adam was packed and ready to go home as well, and Meg was all cheery and wrapped Christmas presents. Wrapping presents is good. Especially if they're for certain people. Hint, hint.

Sam: All your presents are wrapped and ready for Christmas day, don't worry.

Dean: Rikku was peppy as she packed to go home and Sokka stopped by, all 'guh?' at the going home to kill monsters idea. Luke stopped by and told Rikku that he stopped in to see Angelus.

Namine sipped cocoa in front of her tree and waited for Valentine, and Jamie was vomiting slugs into a trash can. See Sammy? Streaking leads to no good for anyone.

Sam: Jamie's slug thing has nothing to do with him streaking.

Dean: Whatever you say. Inara brought tea to Karal, who was all sick due to his turn streaking on the first day of winter. How about you, Sammy? Any sniffles coming on?

Sam: I have a slight cough which could be caused by any number of things, seeing how we're smack in the middle of cold and flu season.

Dean: And apparently run outside with no clothes season.

Sam: One lap around town. That was it. I wasn't out there all afternoon!

Dean: You'd have hypothermia if you were out all afternoon in the altogether.

Sam: Exactly. I wasn't completely crazy, and I wasn't alone either. Karal, I hope you feel better, and enjoy your A.

Dean: Yeah, feel better Karal. That much we can agree on. Down in the lobby, a very cheerful and smug Christmas tree was tempting people with tasty plum puddings. Jeff and Jack both ate some of the puddings. And there's still a place under the tree where presents can be left.

Sam: I think I'll leave our presents at the house, if it's all the same to you.


Hark the townie angels sing...

Sam: Over in town, Professor Lyman left today to go do important things in Washington D.C., but not before saying goodbye to Lana, Principal Washburn, and Aly.

Professor Aziraphale also left today for potentially greener pastures. Anders stopped by to wish him farewell, as did Lana and Bel. Phoebesaid her goodbyes, and gave him a dog tag, and Professor Wilson said goodbye, gave him a tie, and got a feather in return. Feel free to insert your own awwws here.

Professor Stinson worked on his students grades, hopefully giving his offered As to those of us who ran around yesterday.

Dean: Suppose it's the least he could do.

Sam: Definitely. Professor Skywalker beat up some of the punching bags at the gym, and was questioned by Jolee about what the punching bags did to deserve their punishment.

Butterflies descended onto the beach and made it warm. God forbid they'd shown up to warm the town yesterday. Cable thought the warm weather was interesting, and both Lana and Mary enjoyed the random change in temperature, as did Namine, who worked on some sketches. Mohinder and Vala met, and discussed the classes they teach, and Vala told him about the spaceship she stole. Um, maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that part?

Dean: Change it to 'found' and you're probably fine.

Sam: Yes, that's exactly what the notes say. She found a spaceship, how lucky. Ahem. Mary opened the hotel, George Michael opened the banana stand, and Gabriel opened the church.

Johnny flew in the park, which might have involved literal flying, since it's Johnny and all. I bet he didn't get cold either.

Dean: Not with flames shooting out of his-

Sam: --Dean! Moving right along before Dean can say something no one needs to hear, Renee opened the Trooper Station, and discussed Angelus with Dale.

Angelus is still locked up, right where he should be. Angela visited him, and wondered when he'll be resouled. As soon as we figure out how the hell to do it, that's when. It's being researched, I promise you. Marty came by to argue with Angelus, which I'm sure went over swimmingly, because Angelus is such an easy guy to argue with.

Luke also went to visit Angelus, and nearly got his hand taken off. See, this is why you mock the idiot vampire from far away, like over the radio. Renee brought Angelus his lunch, and seems to have walked away with all her limbs in tact, so that's an improvement in things.

Dean I still say we should just dust him.

Sam: Only if we absolutely can't figure out a way to resoul him. But the answer's out there.

Dean: You've been watching Z-Cases reruns again haven't you?

Sam: No, because I'm not nearly as addicted to television as you are, thanks. Professor Kerrigan had some coffee at the Perk, and was greeted by Tim Taylor, who made sure to introduce himself. Cassandra also came in, and was told by Kerrigan to not try to break her security system again. That seems like it would be common sense, but maybe that's just me.

Aravis and Seely, the town's best naked mutineer headed off for the woods, hopefully for something safe, and not something that's going to get them killed.

Phoebe was in her room at the hotel, upset about Angelus and Professor Aziraphale, and Anders stopped by to take care of her. Totally platonically, because the notes don't say otherwise, and I'd like to not get beaten up for spreading rumors. Bel also came by to comfort her, and I think it's safe to assume that might not have been platonic.

Dean: Jaye opened Caritas because the mayor is a slacker. Also, probably because it puts her closer to the alcohol. Because she does have a history of giving people booze to get them to do what she wants.

There may have been singing, but Jaye didn't want to hear your problems.

Peter drove Jaye to drink -- see what I say about her wanting to be near the alcohol? -- and then he considered crying about it. Peter and Angela talked about staying boring and mallets. Angela and Jaye talked about being in town, keeping Angel around -- my opinion? You don't want to do that. -- and the school hiring murderers. Guess it all depends on your definition of murderer.

Angela and Rory gossiped about Angel and his soul and Rory and Jaye talked about flashing the Hot Mountie. Yeah that sounds familiar. Rory and Anakin discussed Luke being an idiot -- did he streak too? -- and Anakin got free drinks and cracked a smile.

Christian manned the clinic on the day shift and Wilson had the night shift.


Sam: And it was quiet both shifts, despite the streaking yesterday, and the possibility of people getting sick. Imagine that.

Dean: You better not come down with something for Christmas.

Sam: Don't worry, I won't be sick on Christmas. It's not like we're going far. We're just going from the dorm to the house.

Dean: Yeah, but you don't want to get germs all over Gracie.

Sam: Grace will be fine, and I will be fine, especially once I get rid of that picture you took yesterday.

Dean: Not going to happen, Sammy. I've got multiple copies. In multiple hiding places.

Sam: Someone's definitely getting coal added to his Christmas gift pile.

Dean: Might want to keep that. In case you need to start a fire to keep warm. Like if you feel the need to go for extra credit streaking or something.

Sam: Oh, yeah. I'll be sure to do that.