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Fandom Radio [Friday, December 21st]
Jamie: Hey Fandom! Jamie Madrox here and much to the squirrel's dismay it's time for today's nude news.
*amused chittering*
Shut up. It's cold in here. Put that measuring tape away!
Barney: When I said I wanted to verify the streaker sightings, I didn't think I'd have to see you naked.
Jamie: Hey everyone! It's professor of Awesome Barney Stinson! Well if you didn't want to see me naked you shouldn't have come here.
...
Wait. Why are you here?
Barrney: Please, as if I trust you not to make up some long-winded story about all the students streaking through the park while birds and squirrels and other freaky woodland creatures braided their hair.
Jamie: I'd be completely offended if that statement wasn't mostly true.
Barney: You might've earned points for creative lying, but...why does the squirrel have a trombone?
Jamie: Shhh. That's for our holiday spectacular that's coming up later in the show. Trust me. It'll be Legend-
Barney: HEY! That's my line! *clears throat* Dare I say it'll be legend-WAITFORITANDIHOPEYOU'RENOTLACTOSEINTOLERANTBECAUSETHENEXTPARTIS-Dary!
SCHOOL! WHERE THERE WAS PARTIAL NUDITY!
Jamie: First off the Library was opened by Karal who was bored out his mind and couldn't stop yawning.
I don't understand why he could be bored. Love Smart's final exam of AWESOME was topped only by Barney's easy method of getting an "A" which seemed to put Hermione into hysterics while the rest of class considered their options.
Barney: That's Professor Stinson, to you. And yes, I'm far far too kind to my students. If anyone doesn't get an A, it's their own damn fault.
Jamie: Well sir, I have to say that was an awesome way to get a grade and I mean that sincerely and not in an Eddie Haskell kind of way.
Barney: I think that squirrel is offering you a tissue to wipe the crap off your nose, kiss ass.
Jamie: I just have a runny nose! Really! SHUT UP! Meanwhile Interdisciplinary Studies' final exam consisted of the students writing their own final and then telling the teacher what kind of grade you should get.
... I've totally been taking the wrong classes.
Barney: Well played, Squall, well played! Get them to do your work for you and vacation starts earlier!
Jamie: That's Professor Squall to you. Barney.
Barney: *sound of ice clinking against glass* You're just lucky there's still scotch in my glass or I'd toss it at you.
Jamie: I'm sorry. This is the radio station. Scotch is not allowed according to FCC regulations. *sound of a cork popping* Rum?
Barney: Top her off, kid. And don't even think about being stingy!
Jamie: Not my rum so I don't feel the need to hold back anyway. Squirrels? Find this man a garnish. Debate also had final exam which consisted of telling a really ugly girl that she had to give up her bag.
Barney: Who the hell wants some ugly chick's handbag? I bet she had the crazy eyes.
Jamie: From the reports she was both crazy and ugly. I'm afraid she did not even post on the Crazy/Hot scale.
Barney: What a tragedy! *sounds of audible shuddering*
Jamie: Speaking of tragedies, JP's Math Class also had their Final as well as some extra credit.
Over at the office someone kissed the moose. I can only assume there was mistletoe.
God, I hope there was mistletoe.
Barney: I knew there was a shortage of hot and not crazy women on this island, but it's a little early to resort to wildlife.
Jamie: Maybe it was the ugly chick from the debate class and the squirrels need glasses?
Barney: We can only hope no one was injured and both parties are sterile.
Jamie: The Student Council celebrated the end of the school year and said goodbye to Josh with Pizza while the rest of the students starved because THERE WAS NO LUNCH IN THE CAFETERIA!
Barney: No es posible!
Jamie: This is how it always begins. Once you power hungry bastards got your power and your perks you just felt it was your duty to cut us off! Wellllllll I didn't take Aly's class on revolution just for kicks! Hear me now Stuco! You're on notice!
Barney: Viva la revolución!
Jamie: Donde está la baño?!
Barney: El baño está por el vestíbulo, me consigue otra bebida mientras está arriba. Pour it, Madrox!
Jamie: I have no idea what you just said but I think it calls for more rum.
Dorms: Where there was not enough nudity, rum or single malt scotch for our tastes.
Jamie: Early in the morning Karal had some sort of bizarre cult ritual on the roof. No animals or virgins were sacrificed but there was some mingling and cuddling which including some manly style cuddles by John and Andrew. Then there was chanting, naked dancing and candle lighting. After it was all done Lana and Jaina thanked Karal for inviting them and Jolee complimented Karal on the ceremony while Dean chatted about Angelus.
Barney: Hey, Al! Why wasn't I invited to this party?
Jamie: Probably because it was at dawn and you were probably too busy kicking your woman of choice out the door.
Barney: You got that right! Such a sweet cutlet, too...blonde, busty, and brainless!
Jamie: Are those the Three B's of Barney?
Barney: So long as we're talking about double D's. Oh yeah!
Jamie: Big boobie high five! Give me skin!
Barney: It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do her! *sound of high five*
Jamie: I can learn so much from you. Later in the afternoon A tree was set up for decorating. Johnny tried to set the tree on fire while Jack made paper snow ornaments and then River put a dead bird's wing on the tree.
Ew. This is why I don't eat your food River.
Barney: And why we never drink the river water.
Jamie: My brain just went to a very bad place.
Barney: Maryland?
Jamie: Jersey.
Barney: *sharp breath inhalation* I'm so sorry.
Jamie: Hopefully Annette isn't going to Jersey because she packed up to go home for the holidays. Dick came by to talk about streaking while Ino dropped off some Christmas gifts.
Barney: I hope you got her talking about the streaking while reenacting it for you, Dick! Live up to your name!
Jamie: Richard?
Barney: Were you dropped on the head often as a child?
Jamie: Why do people keep asking me that?
Barney: *sound of ice clinking and gulping* No reason!
Jamie: Just drink your rum already. Meanwhile Lana chilled out with a good book and some Jazz and Andrew was impressed with Karal's talking kitty.
Barney: Was the talking horse there, too?
Jamie: One can only hope that Ed has returned to fandom so he can grant us his horse wisdom. If he ever decides to talk that is. WILBUR!
Barney: Keep him the hell away from my office. I just got a sweet marshmallow blaster from my brother.
Jamie: Yes. You're a very dangerous man. Meanwhile, Isabel then talks with Meg about streaking and then shares gifts with Anders and Ronan. Later Ronan and Carmela head for home while Ino yelled at Kabuto for being a "DEADBEAT FAKE FATHER".
Barney: Give him hell, Ino! And get your pets spayed and neutered. I love you, dad!
Jamie: Spayed and neutered?
Barney: *sad sigh* It's something my dad always says. Oh, shut up and keep reading!
Town! Where we were all nekkid! And birds and squirrels and other freaky woodland creatures braided everyone's hair!
Jamie: The perk was a busy place today as Ino and Billy had some tea and talked about finals. Jaye and Peter were also at the Perk where Peter gave Jaye a cryptic message. Over at The Arms, Mary and River exchanged gifts. Gabriel opened the church with the traditional ringing of the cowbell and Annette stopped by to do some praying.
Barney: Wait a minute, "traditional cowbell"?
Jamie: Well what kind of person would Gabriel be if he didn't have a cowbell?
Barney: One who doesn't consort with bovine?
Jamie: Maybe that guy who kissed the moose should join a support group with Gabriel?
Barney: We should encourage Karal and his talking kitty to join them. The horse, too.
Jamie: I so want a talking horse for my very own.
Barney: And I want a unicorn. I know! We'll ask Santa!
Jamie: But it's so close to Christmas! How will we be able to get word to him?
Barney: The power of the internet is vast, my young friend. I'm sure Santa has a blackberry.
Jamie: So how come I can't find him on Myspace?
Barney: Because Santa is not a twelve-year-old girl who listens to Hannah Montana and drinks grape soda after school.
Jamie: I just figured that's how he kept tabs on who's naughty and nice.
Barney: No no, obviously he uses Facebook.
Jamie: Now see... That just makes sense. Now over at Wellspring Arms, Ino came by to check on her plants and give a gift while Cass shopped for a sword. John and Jaina were at the J'GOB to talk about hunting some kind of fiend. In sadder news Phale told Wilson that he has to leave Fandom and sometime in the evening Mel visited Xander on the MCA Roof.
Barney: Is it sad because the MCA Roof is one of those "no shirt, no shoes, no service" zones? Oh wait, Mel's the lesbian!
Jamie: Well the roof is always a place of sadness and emo. Is Mel a sad lesbian?
Barney: We can only hope. Maybe someone should go see if she needs any naked consoling. And take a camera.
Jamie: And that's how every letter to Penthouse starts, isn't it?
Barney: With good reason. It's a well documented lesbian pasttime.
Jamie: I knew it! Meanwhile over at the Trooper Station was a busy place as Angelus was visited by Rory, Anakin, and was given breakfast.
Barney: How lively. Really.
Jamie: It's a jail. Did you want a musical?
Barney: The creepy squirrels do have tambourines.
Jamie: Shh! That's later! MeanwhileCaritas was opened by Jolee. Jaye came in to banter with Jolee about how to kill off all the stupid people in the world. Later Jaye was yellling to nobody in particular in her hotel room. And The clinic was manned by Dr. Troy in the morning and no one in the evening.
And now! The moment you've been waiting for! Holiday streaking music!
Barney: Oh how you've been building the anticipation. *ice clinking, more gulping* Please tell me I don't have to sing?
Jamie: Just sit back and enjoy the show. Hit it squirrels!
*Sung to the music of "Sleigh Ride"*
Oh those balls were jiggly and the boobs were wiggly tooooooo
It was damn cold weather for us to go streaking for yooooooou
Oh Dick and I were whiny as our skin started to turn bluuuuuuue!
And Hermione Granger showed off her "Hell's Bitch" tramp stamp tattoooooooo!
Barney: *snorts* I'll bet she regretted that one the next day!
Jamie: Now Zack was ready to be awesome, it's true!
However Hoshi was very reluctant to show off her boooooobs!
Then Rikku asked if this was a naked mutiny!
While Annette joined in our streaking Jamboree!
Then we all went running and some fun! Ya-HOO!
Shawn then stripped and ran while Summer enjoyed the view!
Giddy-yup! Giddy-yup!Giddy-yup! Let's go!
Sam took off his clothes!
Meg certainly enjoyed the view!
Mutiny? Mutiny? Mutiny? Oh ho!
Seely wants to know!
Isabel is amused and
Peter knows where Sa-am sleeps!
Barney: I should get compensated for the show I've provided to the town. Send all gifts to Fandom High, attention Barnabus Stinson.
Jamie: Oh Hoshi once again gripes about the nudity!
Barney: She should streak or she'll never pass...
Jamie: And Ino wonders how this is test ta-king!
Lana thanks Sam while he runs in the nude
And his Dad looks upset at his son's strange tattoo...
Barney: See kids, this is why you should listen to your Uncle Barney when he says DUDES SHOULDN'T GET TATTOOS! I bet it's a butterfly. They always are.
Jamie: Then Karal jumped on board with the whole nudity train
While his friend Gavin thought Karal was quite insane!
Cassandra then wondered if Karal lost his clothes
Then Jeff gave him a pep talk about what he knows!
Barney: That's the breast kid, right?
Jamie:Then Andrew joined his friend in being nude
While Ino worried about the weather being so cooooooooool
Oh D'argo thinks it's all caused by too much booze!
Dr. Wilson suggested vitamins to stop any bad ahhh-chooos
Barney: Oh sure, he was concerned about their health!
Jamie: Johnny helps Karal warm up a bit and then...
Xander tells a story about he and Willow back when!
Then Lana, Mac and Jack boggle, oh yes they boggle it's true!
And Hoshi accidentally ended up streaking in the nude
Barney: *sound of loud clapping* BRAVO! Who knew you kids had balls of steel. Or should I say ice?
Jamie: So does that mean we all get "A's"?
Barney: No. But Rikku and Seely do.
Jamie: But we all did what you said! We should get A's!
Barney: Fine, fine! All the streakers get A's! But I get to keep this rum.
Jamie: YAY! And that's it for me and Barney folks! Night!
[Big thanks to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
suit_of_awesome for being a fabulous co-star]
*amused chittering*
Shut up. It's cold in here. Put that measuring tape away!
Barney: When I said I wanted to verify the streaker sightings, I didn't think I'd have to see you naked.
Jamie: Hey everyone! It's professor of Awesome Barney Stinson! Well if you didn't want to see me naked you shouldn't have come here.
...
Wait. Why are you here?
Barrney: Please, as if I trust you not to make up some long-winded story about all the students streaking through the park while birds and squirrels and other freaky woodland creatures braided their hair.
Jamie: I'd be completely offended if that statement wasn't mostly true.
Barney: You might've earned points for creative lying, but...why does the squirrel have a trombone?
Jamie: Shhh. That's for our holiday spectacular that's coming up later in the show. Trust me. It'll be Legend-
Barney: HEY! That's my line! *clears throat* Dare I say it'll be legend-WAITFORITANDIHOPEYOU'RENOTLACTOSEINTOLERANTBECAUSETHENEXTPARTIS-Dary!
SCHOOL! WHERE THERE WAS PARTIAL NUDITY!
Jamie: First off the Library was opened by Karal who was bored out his mind and couldn't stop yawning.
I don't understand why he could be bored. Love Smart's final exam of AWESOME was topped only by Barney's easy method of getting an "A" which seemed to put Hermione into hysterics while the rest of class considered their options.
Barney: That's Professor Stinson, to you. And yes, I'm far far too kind to my students. If anyone doesn't get an A, it's their own damn fault.
Jamie: Well sir, I have to say that was an awesome way to get a grade and I mean that sincerely and not in an Eddie Haskell kind of way.
Barney: I think that squirrel is offering you a tissue to wipe the crap off your nose, kiss ass.
Jamie: I just have a runny nose! Really! SHUT UP! Meanwhile Interdisciplinary Studies' final exam consisted of the students writing their own final and then telling the teacher what kind of grade you should get.
... I've totally been taking the wrong classes.
Barney: Well played, Squall, well played! Get them to do your work for you and vacation starts earlier!
Jamie: That's Professor Squall to you. Barney.
Barney: *sound of ice clinking against glass* You're just lucky there's still scotch in my glass or I'd toss it at you.
Jamie: I'm sorry. This is the radio station. Scotch is not allowed according to FCC regulations. *sound of a cork popping* Rum?
Barney: Top her off, kid. And don't even think about being stingy!
Jamie: Not my rum so I don't feel the need to hold back anyway. Squirrels? Find this man a garnish. Debate also had final exam which consisted of telling a really ugly girl that she had to give up her bag.
Barney: Who the hell wants some ugly chick's handbag? I bet she had the crazy eyes.
Jamie: From the reports she was both crazy and ugly. I'm afraid she did not even post on the Crazy/Hot scale.
Barney: What a tragedy! *sounds of audible shuddering*
Jamie: Speaking of tragedies, JP's Math Class also had their Final as well as some extra credit.
Over at the office someone kissed the moose. I can only assume there was mistletoe.
God, I hope there was mistletoe.
Barney: I knew there was a shortage of hot and not crazy women on this island, but it's a little early to resort to wildlife.
Jamie: Maybe it was the ugly chick from the debate class and the squirrels need glasses?
Barney: We can only hope no one was injured and both parties are sterile.
Jamie: The Student Council celebrated the end of the school year and said goodbye to Josh with Pizza while the rest of the students starved because THERE WAS NO LUNCH IN THE CAFETERIA!
Barney: No es posible!
Jamie: This is how it always begins. Once you power hungry bastards got your power and your perks you just felt it was your duty to cut us off! Wellllllll I didn't take Aly's class on revolution just for kicks! Hear me now Stuco! You're on notice!
Barney: Viva la revolución!
Jamie: Donde está la baño?!
Barney: El baño está por el vestíbulo, me consigue otra bebida mientras está arriba. Pour it, Madrox!
Jamie: I have no idea what you just said but I think it calls for more rum.
Dorms: Where there was not enough nudity, rum or single malt scotch for our tastes.
Jamie: Early in the morning Karal had some sort of bizarre cult ritual on the roof. No animals or virgins were sacrificed but there was some mingling and cuddling which including some manly style cuddles by John and Andrew. Then there was chanting, naked dancing and candle lighting. After it was all done Lana and Jaina thanked Karal for inviting them and Jolee complimented Karal on the ceremony while Dean chatted about Angelus.
Barney: Hey, Al! Why wasn't I invited to this party?
Jamie: Probably because it was at dawn and you were probably too busy kicking your woman of choice out the door.
Barney: You got that right! Such a sweet cutlet, too...blonde, busty, and brainless!
Jamie: Are those the Three B's of Barney?
Barney: So long as we're talking about double D's. Oh yeah!
Jamie: Big boobie high five! Give me skin!
Barney: It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do her! *sound of high five*
Jamie: I can learn so much from you. Later in the afternoon A tree was set up for decorating. Johnny tried to set the tree on fire while Jack made paper snow ornaments and then River put a dead bird's wing on the tree.
Ew. This is why I don't eat your food River.
Barney: And why we never drink the river water.
Jamie: My brain just went to a very bad place.
Barney: Maryland?
Jamie: Jersey.
Barney: *sharp breath inhalation* I'm so sorry.
Jamie: Hopefully Annette isn't going to Jersey because she packed up to go home for the holidays. Dick came by to talk about streaking while Ino dropped off some Christmas gifts.
Barney: I hope you got her talking about the streaking while reenacting it for you, Dick! Live up to your name!
Jamie: Richard?
Barney: Were you dropped on the head often as a child?
Jamie: Why do people keep asking me that?
Barney: *sound of ice clinking and gulping* No reason!
Jamie: Just drink your rum already. Meanwhile Lana chilled out with a good book and some Jazz and Andrew was impressed with Karal's talking kitty.
Barney: Was the talking horse there, too?
Jamie: One can only hope that Ed has returned to fandom so he can grant us his horse wisdom. If he ever decides to talk that is. WILBUR!
Barney: Keep him the hell away from my office. I just got a sweet marshmallow blaster from my brother.
Jamie: Yes. You're a very dangerous man. Meanwhile, Isabel then talks with Meg about streaking and then shares gifts with Anders and Ronan. Later Ronan and Carmela head for home while Ino yelled at Kabuto for being a "DEADBEAT FAKE FATHER".
Barney: Give him hell, Ino! And get your pets spayed and neutered. I love you, dad!
Jamie: Spayed and neutered?
Barney: *sad sigh* It's something my dad always says. Oh, shut up and keep reading!
Town! Where we were all nekkid! And birds and squirrels and other freaky woodland creatures braided everyone's hair!
Jamie: The perk was a busy place today as Ino and Billy had some tea and talked about finals. Jaye and Peter were also at the Perk where Peter gave Jaye a cryptic message. Over at The Arms, Mary and River exchanged gifts. Gabriel opened the church with the traditional ringing of the cowbell and Annette stopped by to do some praying.
Barney: Wait a minute, "traditional cowbell"?
Jamie: Well what kind of person would Gabriel be if he didn't have a cowbell?
Barney: One who doesn't consort with bovine?
Jamie: Maybe that guy who kissed the moose should join a support group with Gabriel?
Barney: We should encourage Karal and his talking kitty to join them. The horse, too.
Jamie: I so want a talking horse for my very own.
Barney: And I want a unicorn. I know! We'll ask Santa!
Jamie: But it's so close to Christmas! How will we be able to get word to him?
Barney: The power of the internet is vast, my young friend. I'm sure Santa has a blackberry.
Jamie: So how come I can't find him on Myspace?
Barney: Because Santa is not a twelve-year-old girl who listens to Hannah Montana and drinks grape soda after school.
Jamie: I just figured that's how he kept tabs on who's naughty and nice.
Barney: No no, obviously he uses Facebook.
Jamie: Now see... That just makes sense. Now over at Wellspring Arms, Ino came by to check on her plants and give a gift while Cass shopped for a sword. John and Jaina were at the J'GOB to talk about hunting some kind of fiend. In sadder news Phale told Wilson that he has to leave Fandom and sometime in the evening Mel visited Xander on the MCA Roof.
Barney: Is it sad because the MCA Roof is one of those "no shirt, no shoes, no service" zones? Oh wait, Mel's the lesbian!
Jamie: Well the roof is always a place of sadness and emo. Is Mel a sad lesbian?
Barney: We can only hope. Maybe someone should go see if she needs any naked consoling. And take a camera.
Jamie: And that's how every letter to Penthouse starts, isn't it?
Barney: With good reason. It's a well documented lesbian pasttime.
Jamie: I knew it! Meanwhile over at the Trooper Station was a busy place as Angelus was visited by Rory, Anakin, and was given breakfast.
Barney: How lively. Really.
Jamie: It's a jail. Did you want a musical?
Barney: The creepy squirrels do have tambourines.
Jamie: Shh! That's later! MeanwhileCaritas was opened by Jolee. Jaye came in to banter with Jolee about how to kill off all the stupid people in the world. Later Jaye was yellling to nobody in particular in her hotel room. And The clinic was manned by Dr. Troy in the morning and no one in the evening.
And now! The moment you've been waiting for! Holiday streaking music!
Barney: Oh how you've been building the anticipation. *ice clinking, more gulping* Please tell me I don't have to sing?
Jamie: Just sit back and enjoy the show. Hit it squirrels!
*Sung to the music of "Sleigh Ride"*
Oh those balls were jiggly and the boobs were wiggly tooooooo
It was damn cold weather for us to go streaking for yooooooou
Oh Dick and I were whiny as our skin started to turn bluuuuuuue!
And Hermione Granger showed off her "Hell's Bitch" tramp stamp tattoooooooo!
Barney: *snorts* I'll bet she regretted that one the next day!
Jamie: Now Zack was ready to be awesome, it's true!
However Hoshi was very reluctant to show off her boooooobs!
Then Rikku asked if this was a naked mutiny!
While Annette joined in our streaking Jamboree!
Then we all went running and some fun! Ya-HOO!
Shawn then stripped and ran while Summer enjoyed the view!
Giddy-yup! Giddy-yup!Giddy-yup! Let's go!
Sam took off his clothes!
Meg certainly enjoyed the view!
Mutiny? Mutiny? Mutiny? Oh ho!
Seely wants to know!
Isabel is amused and
Peter knows where Sa-am sleeps!
Barney: I should get compensated for the show I've provided to the town. Send all gifts to Fandom High, attention Barnabus Stinson.
Jamie: Oh Hoshi once again gripes about the nudity!
Barney: She should streak or she'll never pass...
Jamie: And Ino wonders how this is test ta-king!
Lana thanks Sam while he runs in the nude
And his Dad looks upset at his son's strange tattoo...
Barney: See kids, this is why you should listen to your Uncle Barney when he says DUDES SHOULDN'T GET TATTOOS! I bet it's a butterfly. They always are.
Jamie: Then Karal jumped on board with the whole nudity train
While his friend Gavin thought Karal was quite insane!
Cassandra then wondered if Karal lost his clothes
Then Jeff gave him a pep talk about what he knows!
Barney: That's the breast kid, right?
Jamie:Then Andrew joined his friend in being nude
While Ino worried about the weather being so cooooooooool
Oh D'argo thinks it's all caused by too much booze!
Dr. Wilson suggested vitamins to stop any bad ahhh-chooos
Barney: Oh sure, he was concerned about their health!
Jamie: Johnny helps Karal warm up a bit and then...
Xander tells a story about he and Willow back when!
Then Lana, Mac and Jack boggle, oh yes they boggle it's true!
And Hoshi accidentally ended up streaking in the nude
Barney: *sound of loud clapping* BRAVO! Who knew you kids had balls of steel. Or should I say ice?
Jamie: So does that mean we all get "A's"?
Barney: No. But Rikku and Seely do.
Jamie: But we all did what you said! We should get A's!
Barney: Fine, fine! All the streakers get A's! But I get to keep this rum.
Jamie: YAY! And that's it for me and Barney folks! Night!
[Big thanks to
suit_of_awesome for being a fabulous co-star]
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