Fandom Radio, Saturday, November 24

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Dean: Good evening Fandom. Guess what? Nothing weird happened today. Or weirder than usual.

Sam: You realize if you say that loud enough, you're going to make something weird happen, right?

Dean: Nah. The weird's taking the long weekend off.

Sam: Yeah, that's it. It's resting and saving its energy to smack us really hard the next time it comes around.

Dean: Considering the last couple of weeks, it's probably exhausted.

Sam: Exhausted enough to go away for a while? I think that would make everyone else very very happy.

Dean: We can hope.

Sam: Well, if nothing weird happened today, I guess that explains why there aren't as many notes tonight.

Dean: It would. You want to start?

Sam: Sure, why not.


Schooooool!

Sam: Absolutely nothing happened at the school today. The library wasn't even open! I guess everyone's enjoying the holiday while it lasts.

Dean: I'm sure the books will survive a day without anyone visiting.

Sam: The regular ones, maybe. The ones in Special Collections? Not so much.

Dean: I'm not going to ask what you do with Special Collections books then. I think the answer might disturb me.

Sam: I can't tell you anyway. It's a library aide secret.


Doooooooorms!

Sam: Annette got ready to go home for the weekend to face her ex, and tried to assure Dick that she'll be fine. Ino got ready to face-off against Cassandra, and Molly brought pie to John Sheppard. Clearly, the holiday baking season is still upon us.

Dean: There's never a bad time for pie.

Sam: There is if you're still stuffed from all the pie you've already eaten.

Dean: Then you just take the pie and save it for later. Never turn down pie, Sammy.

Sam: Aww Dean, what would I do without your sage brotherly advice. Speaking of food, Dean made grilled cheese and macaroni and cheese in the common room, and although there's no note about it, I'm going to assume he saved some for me, since he's smart like that.

Dean: Yeah, like I'd make mac and cheese and not save you any.

Sam: I swear, I have you trained so well. Thank you. Dean and Dawn talked, and the notes say something about nudity and coconuts, but I don't want to think about that too hard, so I'm just going to leave that as it is.

Dean: It was about the grilled cheese sandwiches. Really.

Sam: And...nudity and coconuts?

Dean: It was still about the grilled cheese.

Sam: I...no, I really don't think I want to know. Cassandra and Dean met and decided to trade cooking lessons for fighting lessons. Which one of you is teaching what?

Dean: I'm teaching her cooking and we're going to spar. I didn't actually ask her for fighting lessons. I already know how to fight. Which is kinda the point of asking her to spar.

Sam: I was going to say, you're already better at fighting than most people we know. Are you going to be nice since she's a girl? *laughs*

Dean: Yeah, only if I want to get my butt kicked.

Sam: Good idea. Chad came in with his cat-like pet, and introduced him around. Dawn and Chad talked about Thanksgiving outside of the U.S., and he told her about how he's trying to get a new band together. And Meg thanked Dean for the awesome Thanksgiving, and started making plans with him for Christmas. Plans such as...?

Dean: Christmasy stuff.

Sam: Wow. Could you maybe be just a little bit more vague for me?

Dean: No.

Sam: Dude, you are so going to end up getting coal at this rate. Out on the front lawn, Ino and Cassandra had their personal sneaking competition. Apparently, black is the required color for such an occasion. Keep that in mind for the future, folks.

Johnny turned the pool into a hot tub - which is pretty impressive, I have to admit - and then he and Savannah, uh...steamed the place up a little more before going back to his room. I hope that doesn't mean the pool has to be cleaned again.

Dean: Maybe they better just to be on the safe side.

Sam: Yeah, probably. Uh, no offense, guys. Ron watched Mr. What in the common room, and Katara peeked in to ask him why he was watching something he didn't like.

Sokka came in with leftovers, and Namine stopped in to say hello. She asked about the show, and was informed by Sokka that phone booths don't exist. Well, not anymore they don't, I guess. Then, Katara and Sokka had sibling bonding time.

Dean: And judging from the lack of papers in front of you I'm guessing it's my turn.

Toooooown!

Dean: Down in the town, Leo received a postcard, goes to the Photo Hut and leaves notes for his employees before heading to the causeway on his way off the island for good. Annette and Mary both said goodbye to him there.

Faith and Giles talked about their lives being beige and drank whiskey. Hey Faith, I'm sure I can help out with that beiginess if you need it.

Sam: Or you can let her fix it in a way that doesn't involve you. That could work just as well.

Dean: But wouldn't be nearly as much fun for me. George M Bluth opened the banana stand and Mary hid in the lobby of the Arms. Later she got a visit from Bluth who she offers chocolate chip cookies to. I wonder if he offered her a banana in return.

Sam: Please tell me you're thinking about an actual banana there?

Dean: As much as I was thinking about actual coconuts earlier.

Sam: There are times when I think I just really shouldn't try to understand how your mind works.

Dean: It's one of life's great mysteries. Fraser spent some time off the island and came back sore and smelly. Huh. Wonder what that was about.

Sam: I'm not wondering, not at all.

Dean: Your nose might grow if you keep lying y'know. Gabriel was in the church eating donuts and Roy was at the station where Aly stopped by to play some chess. Y'know I would've guessed that the donut eating was happening at the station not the church.

River was examining the Acorn's engine in the junkyard. Sheppard stopped by and River made him dance for a ride in her ship. Cassandra tried sneaking up on River, but got caught and invited onto the Acorn. It doesn't sound like River made her dance though. A.J. came by as well to see his mural and they discussed the crap he found.

Sully opened the T&C, Musubi opened the Devil's Nest, and D'argo opened Caritas, though he wasn't really in the mood.

There's good news from the Clinic; when Dr. Troy manned the dayshift, Adah was awake. And by the time Dr. Wilson took the evening shift she was up and trying to walk. Way to go Adah. Keep with the getting better.


Sam: I hope she gets better soon too. Is there anything else from the squirrels? Late breaking signs of new weirdness?

*chittering, interrupted by the occasional hiccup*

Dean: Judging by how much rum they've already dove into, I'm guessing the answer is no.

Sam: Do you want to take some of the rum and bring it to Faith? Or are we going to go?

Dean: Dude, you're not seriously suggesting we try and take the rum from the squirrels. Because I'm not that suicidal.

Sam: ...okay, yeah, bad idea. Sorry.

Dean: You're lucky I'm here to stop you doing this stupid things.

Sam: Oh yeah, I'd get into so much trouble without you around.

Dean: Glad to hear you admit it, Sammy.