Pirate Radio, September 23

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This be likeguidelines, comin' out from where I be manfully hidin' from the walkin' undead, bringin' ye all the news of the day here at Fandom High.

Yes, and the part about the zombies. Zombies!

But first, the borin' bits about classes and such.

Readin', Writin', Rithamatic, and Other Non-Zombie-Type Things

Thar were an impromptu-type meetin' of the Isomk Imsom People That Can't Fall Asleep Club in the second floor common room.

Professor Ted be conductin' band practice and a discussion in his Music class about what be makin' rock 'n roll so excellent.

Marty be makin' a right ass of himself in study hall today. And I be sellin' tickets to watch what happens when Principal Connor finds out about it just as soon as I can catch me breath from laughin'.

Thar were chicken on the menu in cafeteria today. Anyone be surprised about that? Anyone? Speakin' of things ye probably don't want to be eatin', the Old Firm be offerin' a dinin' experience for ye and yer Homecomin' date, should ye be so inclined.

Physics class be ridiculously hard today and students World History be learnin' about the five good emporers.

Janet's workin' with students in the library. And she 'n Piper be explorin' Special Collections together.

Wrestlin' Club be learnin' how to head-butt. the We're Terrified of Wenches Club Male Fans of Celine Dion (who be she, anyway?) be meetin' next Monday, and the first meetin' of the Swashbucklers Fencin' Club will be Monday as well. Assumin' the zombies be gone, of course.

Journalism class be talkin' about gossip today, which anyone listenin' to this broadcast should be excellin' at. These broadcasts be naught but the truth, of course, but thar be some pretty interestin' truths at this school. Like, I don't know, thar be zombies.

Speech Comm and Martial Arts classes be watchin' movies. But not about zombies.

Cam's doodles be comin' to life, which be a sight more interestin' than anything else going on in Anthropology class. And would've been very, very interestin' indeed if it weren't fer the zombies.

Students learn about livin' in peace and harmony through Confucianism in Comparative Religions which would be wonderful, if again, not fer the zombies.

And now I be pausin' fer a quick commercial break, brought to ye by

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We Knew Somethin' Be Not Right
Professor Drusilla were in a good mood today. This should have been a tip-off, methinks. The Doctor be also pickin' up that somethin' be not quite right, as is Aziraphale, and pretty much half of the student population as well.

It be rather tense inside Deb's Diner when the weather began to change, and Angelus 'n Lisa Cuddy be be all about havin' a nice quiet night out together.

Then thar be ZOMBIES. Shiver me timbers.

They struck first in Fandom Town, where Aziraphale be tryin' to round up the townfolk. Then he be delegatin' that to Maia as the zombies head for the school. Maia and her group get waylaid in the park, but end up at Aziraphale's shop.

Parker 'n Rob Gordon be runnin' from Championship Vinyl: to the police station, where they meet up with Sonia, Shane, Kate Lockley, Detectives Logan and Briscoe, and Azirapale. And zombies, bein' zombies, attack the station, until the whole crowd of 'em up and head fer the church.

Faith 'n Anakin be headin' towards the Falcon fer Faith t' get her weapons. I love me a girl with a proper set of weapons, meself. They meet up with Ash 'n Han , kill themselves some zombies, and break off. Han be headin' towards the Apple, Ash be goin' to the school, and Faith 'n Anakin end up in Luke's diner with Professor Gilmore-Danes, her husband Luke, Rory, Logan, Rose, Anya, Angelus and Lisa, who be thinkin' this not be exactly what they had in mind fer a first date. The group decides to make a break for campus (not until after Rory be usin' her amazin' prowess with weapons to injure a zombie, Logan, Faith, and Professor Gilmore-Danes) while Angelus, Faith and Logan be providin' a distraction by, um, blowin' up the diner. Sorry, Luke. Then they snark their way home.

Meanwhile, Han be roundin' folks up at the Apple 'n headin' back towards the Falcon. Couse, this bein' Fandom Town, they be runnin' into zombies, too.

Over by Efferton Manor, Duce and Wednesday be playin' tag with them. No, really. Strange girls. And aside from the unpleasantness of seein' Angelus, Spike 'n Professor Drusilla don't seemed too bothered by the zombies, either.

So that be what happenin' in town. And now fer the school.

Zombies be headin' towards the school, where the security systems be not quite as secure as ye could be wishin' fer.

CJ, the Doctor, Methos and Vala: be figgerin' something's not quite right. Smart teachers, them. They be breakin' into Connor's office (braver than I'd be givin' em credit fer, too) and regroupin' in the library, where everyone in the school who can get thar hands on a weapon be joinin' 'em. And then they be gettin' ready for the invasion, in the library and bein' all military efficient about zombie-patrollin' in the dorms.

And while the zombies be comin' at the library, Crichton, Janet, Kawalsky, and Archie head out to be findin' Elizabeth, Cam 'n Cally (and runnin' into zombies because that be a given at this point). And 6 and Rover be fightin' zombies together, and it be a thing o' beauty.

And then thar be checkin' to make sure all folks' limbs are accounted fer and still attached to their bodies' , and be a rampage back to the dorms to be goin' to sleep.

Whew. That be all from the crow's nest where I be sittin' here with my sword and wonderin' why lurchin' undead folk feel so familiar to me. Have a good night!

[OOC: OMG. *collapses*]

Comments

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: We're not worthy, we're not worthy!!!!]

[msgilmoredanes.livejournal.com]

*cheers you on for such an amazing summary*

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

You make the best pirate radio ever.

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

you so rock! Great job. :)

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

[OOC: You rock. One correction - it was Crichton, Kawalsky, Janet and Archie out looking for Liz. Aeryn was elsewhere at the time :)]

[janet_fraiser]

Crichton, Janet, Aeryn, and Archie
OOC: It was Kawalsky, not Aeryn

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

[ooc: You managed to sort through the zombie anarchy. I am in awe. great job.]

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

[ooc I was in the middle of that and I couldn't keep up. *bows down in serious worship, yo*]

[katielockley.livejournal.com]

((You're a saint. Seriously. We should make an altar.))

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

[THANK YOU for the summary. I came back after a day and was like, "Schwa? Zombies? Wtfbbq?]