Fandom Radio, Monday, July 8th

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Kanan: Hey, look, I actually set out to go somewhere and got there, today.

Sparkle: Me too!

Kanan: ... You're really committed to this, aren't you?

Sparkle: At least until I freak the hell out and flee to Baltimore until the island stops being homicidal, sure.

Kanan: Well, that shouldn't take long.

Sparkle: What, the island not being homicidal?

Kanan: No, the other one. I have--

Sparkle: A bad fee--

Kanan: Don't even.

Sparkle: Heee.

Kanan: Anyway, there aren't many notes today, so let's make this quick. I'm pretty sure this week I'm going to have to teach my students how to arm up.

Sparkle: That bad, huh?

Kanan: Undoubtedly so.

Sparkle: Crap. Okay. Uh. I was at the apartment because there's no way I was going to get myself lost on the island in that maze and I was singing Baby Shark doo doo doo--

Kanan: Very nice. Looks like you did some texting with Hernando about mazes and knives and escape plans, and I'm seriously starting to wonder about the squirrels' ability to get in and read that much.

Sparkle: I'm seriously picturing one suspended from the ceiling by a rope or something. Maybe wearing night vision goggles.

Kanan: To read a text?

Sparkle: Well, it'd look cool. Anyway, Atton found his way home with Mooby's and I totally schooled him about Vaudeville and Heavy Metal.

Kanan: I don't know what either of those things are. Anyway, it looks like someone did find their way in to work, so props to you, Owen, you managed to accomplish what basically nobody else did this weekend. And that's all the notes, so...

Sparkle: Stay safe?

Kanan: I'm not sure if people can.

Sparkle: ... Well, that's not ominous.

Kanan: Arm up or find somewhere to hole up. Don't go out alone. And, yeah, stay safe, Fandom.