Fandom Radio [Saturday, October 13th]

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Sam: Okay, as a warning, do you have any kind of estimate on how much you're going to make fun of me tonight?

Dean: Why, have you done something that's particularly make fun of-able?

Sam: No, but that doesn't usually seem to stop you.

Dean: Hey, you're free to make fun of me too, y'know.

Sam: And I will, but not when we have a whole town full of people listening to us.

Dean: Aw, Sammy. How very noble of you. *pause* You do realise that's not going to stop me though.

Sam: I know. And I wouldn't expect it to. *laughs* Here, give me the notes so we can get through them and I'll have time to retaliate later.

Dean: Oh bring it on.


School, where nothing really good usually happens on the weekends

Sam: Dean of Students Harriet Jones, ran detention today, and Jamie Madrox, Annette, and Lee had to attend. Mac opened a nice, quiet library, and the cafeteria was closed, as usual, to clean up the mess from the food fight earlier in the week.

Dean: There was a food fight? Okay, I guess you do miss some fun stuff when you avoid cafeteria food...

Sam: I'm not sure if the food would be worth the potential for a food fight.

Dean: We'll just have to schedule a food fight with decent food sometime.

Sam: Or we couldn't, and could settle for not getting detention for ourselves at all.

Dean: We can schedule one off campus.

Sam: *pauses* Okay, at the moment, I have no complaints about that particular plan.

Dean: See? I'm brilliant like that.

Sam: I'd agree, but I don't want to make your ego any bigger than it already is.


Dorms, where most of the important things happen over the weekend

Dean: I'm still going to take that as agreement. Over in the dorms, Jim was hiding in his room, but wasn't very good at it as Pam stopped by to tease him about the barbershop quartet. He also failed to hide from Sokka who also stopped by to congratulate him on a well executed stunt.

Somehow it sounds like someone got the wrong end of the stick somewhere.

Sam: I don't know what happened, but the quartet was a thing of beauty. Guys, if there's ever another talent show, we need a repeat performance.

Dean: Dude, barbershopping?

Sam: Dude, hilarious barbershopping. The kind of embarrassment that usually only happens to me.

Dean: So it's not the barbershopping so much as the fact it wasn't you?

Sam: Well, yeah, sort of.

Dean: *fondly* Dork. The barbershopping seemed to have inspired a lot of teasing because John Sheppard got teased by Jaina about it and also a warning about Parents Weekend. See, having your parent live in Fandom means every weekend is Parents Weekend so it's not such a big deal.

Sam: You don't think anyone else is going to show up next weekend to visit us, do you?

Dean: Like who?

Sam: I don't know. Missouri came last year, remember?

Dean: I wouldn't mind her coming again. She's pretty cool.

Sam: Yeah, she is, as long as she doesn't start asking too many questions.

Dean: You can just refuse to answer y'know.

Sam: That doesn't work very well when she already knows the answer, and is just trying to get you to admit it.

Dean: It's fine as long as she doesn't have proof. Speaking of proof, Jaina was also the lucky recepient of a copy of the barbershop performance thanks to Artoo. That sounds like it should be maybe added to the library or something.

Sam: There should be a whole section of Artoo's videos. Or blackmail material, however you prefer to refer to it.

Dean: That could be one rich robot if he played his cards right. Molly tried to get Karal out of hiding. As that's all the info we have here, I'm going to assume she wasn't successful and that Karal unlike Jim wins at hiding.

In news that had nothing to do with barbershopping, Isabel and Wyatt had a camping date. Speaking from experience? Those can be a lot of fun.

Sam: Speaking from experience, dates in the preserve are better.

Dean: That's my boy.

Mel and Zuko turned Monopoly into a combat sport. Y'know pretty much any game can be a combat sport if you play it right. And Ron wrestled with his owl.

That's... probably more than I needed to know about Ron.

Sam: How does your mind always go to the dirtiest potential idea?

Dean: Raw talent. In the third floor common room, Chad made enchiladas while watching the latest model reality show. Teddy was sorta bzuh about the show, but forgave Chad for his taste in tv because there was food.

Sam: That sounds exactly like something you'd say with your love of food.

Dean: Hey, I'm just reporting what the squirrels gathered. Talk to them.

Ino met Chad and they talked aobut modeling reality shows, and met Teddy who guessed that she's from Japan, but she had to clarify it's a different Japan. Those alternate Japans will get you every time.

Outside Luke was Vladdie-sitting and trying to rake leaves using the Force. Wouldn't that be kinda cheating?

Sam: It's only cheating if he doesn't tell anyone else how to do the same thing.

Dean: I'm not sure that actually makes sense, but I'm not going to argue.

Adah met Vladdie and was rather gobsmacked at meeting a hyper flying puppy. Luke reassured her, he only has Vladdie for the weekend. Z was out jogging and ran into Luke and Vladdie, and wanted to know when he got a dog. There was also bzuhing about the flying and vampirism. Billy wandered by and waved.

Meg met Vladdie and petted him as he's a very demanding flying vampire puppy. You can pet me tomorrow when we go out too if you want, Meg.

Sam: Oh, I so didn't need to hear that.

Dean: Dude, you were the one talking about making out in the preserve a moment ago.

Sam: Did I in any way mention making out? No. All I said was that there was a date.

Dean: There was making out.

Sam: I'm not telling you whether there was or not.

Dean: There so was, otherwise you'd be flailing like a girl and denying it. Up on the roof, Charlie was working on some stories. You're going to let me read those sometime, right Charlie?

Turtle joined her and wanted to know what Charlie's working on. Charlie told her and Turtle offered her help.

And that's all the news that's fit to talk about in the dorms today.


Town, where the adults are responsible for pretty much all things interesting

Sam: Meanwhile, in town Robin and Fraser went out for a date, but not before discussing whether or not Fraser should wear pink. I don't know, is there some kind of Mountie law that says he has to wear red all the time? Xander and Bridge spent their anniversary in the graveyard, which I can only assume was more appropriate than it sounds. Aly and Kerrigan visited Sheriff Mustang at the Troopers' Station, and George Michael worked the banana stand.

Dean: *chuckles* I still can't get over the fact we have a banana stand.

Sam: Can you try to not sound as dirty as possible with that?

Dean: No?

Sam: Yeah, I didn't think so. Gabriel was apparently lighting too many candles at the church. There had better be a fully standing church there tomorrow, that's all I'm saying. Joanna passed the time at work by reading romance novels, and Robin - who I figure is Robin the frog, not Robin the lady on the radio - went on a date with Hoshi, and taught her how to play minigolf.

Dean: Okay now I'm picturing Fraser and Robin the frog on a date talking about mounties wearing pink.

Sam: See, that's the kind of thought that I don't mind you sharing while we're on the air. *laughs* Cable got ready for a sparring match at Wellspring Arms, and got his match from Deadpool. Either they really were as friendly with each other as these notes say, or they beat the living crap out of each other, in front of Aly and Ino, who came to watch.

Dean: But were either of them wearing pink?

Sam: Honestly? Deadpool could get away with that.

Dean: You really are a girl sometimes.

Sam: Bite me. Mary set up afternoon tea at the Arms Hotel, and Stanley stopped by and did something to make Gunther fall in love with him. Hurray for budding town romance. Speaking of romance, Naomi and Billy walked around out in the preserve. Do not even think about saying anything dirty, Dean.

Dean: Who me?

Sam: No, the other Dean in the station.

Dean: Dude, if you're thinking something dirty about an innocent walk in the preserve, that's all on you.

Sam: ...I just completely walked myself right into that one, didn't I? Anyway, the Photo Hut was open, as was Turtle and Canary, although it opened a little late, and the Post Office wasn't open at all, because Moist got involved in something called a slap bet.

Dean: Okay now that sounds potentially dirty.

Sam: I...can't disagree with you, no matter how much I want to. The clinic was empty in both the morning and evening. D'Argo opened Caritas, and was visited by Mary and by Jamie. And over at the Devil's Nest, Chris worked his first shift, and Summer came to give him moral support.


Dean: That could also possibly be-

Sam: It was not dirty! At all!

Dean: You sure about that Sammy?

Sam: Positive. Absolutely, completely positive.

Dean: *sadly* My brother has no imagination.

Sam: Your brother doesn't like to speculate about the dirtiness of others' lives.

Dean: Unless they're walking in the preserve.

Sam: *loudly* Oh look, we're out of notes, that means we should probably go.

Dean: *chuckles* Whatever you say Sammy.