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Fandom Radio, October 6th
Sam: Good evening, Fandom, and a special hello to all the alumni who are here this weekend. Judging from our stack of notes, it looks like everyone's having a good Homecoming.
Dean: This is Dean and Sammy Winchester bringing you all the news that's fit for squirrel gossip. Yes, this week, we know who we are and Sammy's wearing a crown.
Sam: It's Sam, and I'm not wearing my crown right now. It's safe in my room.
Dean: Because he doesn't want to mess up his floppy hair.
Sam: You're just jealous because I have a crown and you don't.
Dean: Yes, Sammy, I'm totally jealous over a paper crown. Dude, please.
Sam: Okay, I'll take your word for it, for now.
Dean: Do you want to start, your Dukeness?
Sam: You're going to be difficult all night, aren't you? Give me the notes.
School, where the alumni learned the real basics of survival
Sam: The only school-related piece of news today is that Mac opened the library. I guess even the administrators needed to recover from the carnival and the dance.
Dean: Good for them. Even teachers need to have a wild night every now and then.
Sam: Unless it's Dad and Principal Washburn, in which case, no wild nights are allowed. Especially if it's a night we might have to talk about it here.
Dean: They had to have at least one wild night since we have a baby sister. Or possibly a wild afternoon... They both have pretty big desks...
Sam: Dean! *grumbles* Here, just for that, you get to do the next pile.
Dorms, where the alumni lived, socialized, and did things that are inappropriate for the radio
Dean: In the dorms, Dick and Annette woke up and talked about homecoming. Cutely. Or so say the squirrels. Beauty and AJ were all cute talking in his room. Dude, I think you guys need to find some more describing words.
*chittering at length*
No, really. Everything can't be cute.
*chittering*
*sighs* Whatever dude. Fine. Everything's cute. You're cute, I'm cute, Duke Floppy Hair here is cute--
Sam: You can stop that any time, you know. And don't call me cute. You might give people bad ideas.
Dean: Yeah, like Jaye didn't spend last night's broadcast -- and every other broadcast she did before she graduated -- calling you Cute Sam.
Sam: Jaye's not related to me.
Dean: *blankly* No, she's not. So?
Sam: So, she's allowed to call me whatever she wants. Within reason.
Dean: You seriously gotta get over this "anyone but my brother" thing you've got going on lately.
Getting back to the news, such as it is, Ronan visited River. No word on whether they were cute as well, but one suspects they were.
Meg, who I have no problem declaring to be cute -- or hot, especially in her Homecoming dress -- spent a lazy day with Vogue.
And Irulan, who is a pretty good kisser for a beginner, had a hangover. Yeah, I guess somebody should've mentioned that it's traditional to spike the punch, huh?
Sam: Or to find small animals swimming around in the bowl. Poor little chinchillas.
Dean: Yeah, someone needed a better definition of spiking and how it shouldn't involve things with fur.
Isabel hung out in Parker's hotel room to dish about Parker's hookup with Ronan and boys. Wow, sounds like a whole orgy. Way to go Parker!
Sam: Yeah, congratulations on having...whatever kind of evening that was.
Dean: Definitely an honourary Seahorse there, Parker.
Sam: She can take my place in the cabin.
Dean: Nope, once you're in, you're in for good. Outside, Tori wandered around the grounds and the squirrels stared at nothing. Was it a cute nothing?
Anakin congratulated someone on arriving late enough to miss the dance and Rikku tried to tackleglomp -- and I do not believe I just used that word -- thin air.
Okay, it's just a wild guess on my part, but maybe there's something there other than thin air. Do we have any invisible alumni? Come on, raise your hand if you're invisible.
Sam: Whatever it was, at least it sounds friendly, which is more than I can say for most of the invisible things I can think of.
Dean: Hey, no one was knocking on our doors asking us to banish anything so I take that as a good sign.
Sam: If, however, there is something to be banished, we can be found in rooms 328 and 438. Just for the record.
Town, where all the alumni were today, wtf
Sam: So, the first monthly market was today, and it looks like a lot of the local businesses made an appearance. Leo manned the Photo Hut booth, and there was a Perk booth as well, for the caffeine-deprived. Like Chloe, who flirted with the sheriff and talked to Jaye, and Tori. Hi Tori! I hope your teaching is going well.
Isabel got coffee as well, and while Jaye enjoyed her coffee, she ran into Cedric, whom she told all about her adventure in saving the world last week. And Fandom has officially prepared another student for the real world.
Dean: That needs to be in the school motto or something -- preparing students to save the world for... how long has this place been open again?
Sam: That's a good question. And I should suggest that at the next council meeting.
Dean: Knew it would come in handy having a brother in politics. And titled too.
Sam: Seriously, Dean, the jealousy over me being school royalty has got to stop. Chilly Boulder and Pizza Planet had booths at the market, as did the Post Office, which was manned by Gladys. That's a very broad definition of the word "manned."
Dean: We're not going back to the drag place are we?
Sam: Not if I can absolutely help it. There was something called a Build-a-Beast booth, with its owner Audrey Sarkhoff. Despite the creepy name, Aly was informed that the whole thing is just macabre fun, which is two words I would never put in the same sentence, but that could just be me.
Dean: Not just you. Could be worse, I suppose. Could be macabre cute.
Sam: Aly built a flying horse and a chimera, and chatted with the sheriff about who they were gifts for, while Tori built a guinea pig, and Adam built a frog and a puppy.
Dean That's a really loose defintion of beast they got there.
Sam: Hey, Hunter and Scout could be beasts if they were big enough, and not trained.
Dean: Nah. Too cute.
Sam: If you keep using that word, it's going to lose all meaning.
Dean: Which would just prove my point to the squirrels so it's all good. You got any more notes there, Dukey?
Sam: I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I think I like Sammy better. And yes, I do. Someone named Jareth was there, selling orbs and looking bored. I'm sorry our town doesn't amuse you. Katara wanted to know what the orbs were for. Jareth refused to sell an orb to Parker, which makes me wonder if he survived long enough to get out of town.
Dean: Maybe she was still all mellow from the orgy?
Sam: *laughs* That's entirely possible. Afterwards, Parker and Angela caught up, and Angela told her all about the new Lee. Jack Burton wandered around staring, which seems to be his M.O. in group settings. Seriously, dude, you can talk to the people here. Everyone's safe. Well, almost.
CMOT Dibbler was selling meat pies, of apparently questionable meat and pie standards. Luckily, no one bought one, everyone's still healthy. And the last stand was Kirk's Butterfly Nets, where Jaye bugged the owner to try to figure out how nets could be profitable.
Dean: Yep, that's our Jaye all right.
Sam: There was a separate area in which people could chill, and that's exactly what Tori did as she relaxed in the shade. Aeryn and D'Argo met, and Aeryn wasn't pleased to realize that they're not only from the same world, but they're friends in his version of the universe.
Dean: Something about D'argo in particular or was she just not pleased to have friends?
Sam: I think it's the first one, but since this is Aeryn we're talking about, it could be either one. Molly told Aeryn all about Karal, and asked if it would be okay to bring him to the wedding. Isabel offered her wedding planning services, and Aeryn and John talked about all the new people, and getting old. Newsflash: you guys just graduated five months ago. I think it's safe to say that you're not old yet.
Jamie tried to figure out if he was talking to Aeryn or Vala. If she was talking about money, it was probably Vala. Isabel and Angela got caught up, with a particular emphasis on the events of last weekend. John Crichton also met D'Argo, and laid claim to Aeryn, which I'm sure is something she won't smack him over. Parker got caught up with Chris, and warned Irulan about the dangers of Homecoming punch just a little too late.
Dean: I suppose a late warning is better than no warning. Just in case the practical demonstration doesn't sink in.
Sam: Hopefully, the memory will still be fresh by the time Valentine's Day rolls around. Aly and the sheriff took a walk on the beach, and talked about their goals. Over at the hotel, Mary demanded hash browns with her afternoon tea, and John Connor came looking for her. Gabriel opened the church, George Michael opened the banana stand, and Angela bought a girly banana. As opposed to a manly banana?
Dean: ...nah. Way too easy.
Sam: I think my brain just went where you were going to go, and I thank you for not saying anything. Sam Carter spent the morning in the non-market part of the Perk, with coffee and math. That's an awesome combination. She was surprised to see John Sheppard, who apparently exists in her world as a slightly older version. The important question is whether or not his hair has changed.
Angela and Sam talked about classes and Sam's job in Colorado, and Aly and Sam talked about saving the world, as Fandom alumni seem wont to do. Cedric and Sam talked about Jack and his recurring lack of clothes, and what happened last weekend, and Anakin was terrifyingly happy at Sam. Should we be nervous? Because I'm kind of nervous.
Dean: What, you're afraid he's going to come and want to kiss you again?
Sam: What?! I--no. Just because he's happy, and he's not usually happy, so it's weird and--did I mention that I hate you today? Because I kind of do.
Dean: No you don't.
Sam: Yes, I do.
Dean: No you don't.
Sam: Yes, I really do.
Dean: No you really don't.
Sam: I really do, and you're not helping your cause at all now.
Dean: Dude, you're my little brother. You don't hate me. And really, do you seriously want to convince me that you do? Why don't you finish up reading those notes you got there?
Sam: *grumbles* Fine. Sulley opened Turtle and Canary. Lana and Phoebe caught up with each other, and Phoebe comforted Lana over Jim leaving. Billy hung out at the beach, and Luke, Anakin, and Rory all had dinner together at Ching Tai. From the notes, I think the squirrels are pleased about that.
Thanks to no one buying tainted pies, the clinic was empty in the morning and the evening, except for Aziraphale, who came by in the evening to steal puzzles from Dr. Wilson.
Dean: He does that a lot. Not really very angelic behaviour.
Sam: Not at all. What happened to "Thou shall not steal?"
Dean: Exactly. Moving on with the squirrel notes, Angel was at the Perk drinking a nice relaxed cup of coffee. At night. Which kinda goes without saying because vampire. If it had been day it would be less relaxing and more on fire.
Dad and Gracie stopped by and Dad was less than thrilled to see Angel and tried to shield Gracie. Which again kinda goes without saying because vampire.
Sam: And goes without saying because, you know, it's Dad.
Dean:Wilson stopped by and congratulated Angel on missing the dance, caught him up on Fandom -- that shouldn't be too hard. Things are still weird. There you're caught up. -- and told him he's sleeping with the devil. Dude, oversharing much? That's at least a two shot conversation, not something to be had over coffee.
Crichton stopped by and he and Angel reminsced about good old 238 -- which is two floors less awesome than my room, talked about John's wedding and how to smuggle in Bertram and the talking toaster. Maybe you can make the latter the toastmaster?
Sam: *groans*
Dean: Isabel got on Angel about not calling and they talked about phones and Hell. I don't think Hell has good phone reception so it must've been a really short conversation. Isabel wants Angel to have more fun and to do more boykissy. Said desire is one way you can tell you're in Fandom.
Aravis wandered into the Perk and sat down across from Angel, and then proceeded to try and have a conversation with Seely about his hair. Which of course didn't work very well because Seely wasn't there and she was insulting Angel's hair. This? Is the sort of wacky hijinx you get in your life when you have a double.
Sam: I can't believe you just used the word "hijinx."
Dean: It's a perfectly good word. Molly got a hug from Angel, who said he was sorry to miss the dance and well you should be, buster. You missed my brother in a paper crown. Angel also told Molly that Logan is under house arrest.
Rory stopped by and offered her help when she found out about Angel and Logan's legal troubles on Neptune. *blankly* Logan's under house arrest on another planet?
Sam: I think he meant in California. You know, where all the celebrities and rich people live?
Dean: Always said that California was another planet. Bel and Angel discuss life on Neptune and the recent memory-wipe. Which, huh, I don't remember either of them being here so whatever you heard guys, we didn't do.
Dick and Angel had a bit of mutual 'Do I know you?' thanks to both the double thing and the alternate universe thing, but they got it sorted out.
Aeryn and Angel got caught up and talked about Jaye's radio and Parker's latest adventures. Which I assume means the orgy.
Sam: Parker might kill us if she wasn't really involved in an orgy, but I have to say, I'm much less afraid of her now that she's graduated and isn't around all the time.
Dean: Hey we just report the squirrel gossip. Holding us responsible for it would be wrong. Zero and Angel joke about seeing each other recently at an insurance convention. Dude, can vampires get insurance?
Anakin told Angel he managed not to kill Jaina's boyfriend. Always a plus as homicide is usually frowned upon, even here.
Lana told Angel about Jim being gone and Angel claimed to never like Jim anyway. And possibly that he had cooties as well.
Sam: Yeah, because I can really imagine Angel saying the word "cooties."
Dean: Good to know I'm not the only one. Over at Caritas, where they serve something stronger than coffee, GOB opened the bar, after an altercation between Dalton and Tino which left Tino MIA.
Jaye came in and wondered what was up with Dalton when she chatted with GOB. Jaye, being Jaye then tried to arrange a fight between the two. GOB declined.
Callisto arrived and looked suspiciously at the zombies, the bartender and everything else. In other words, Cal was Cal. GOB threatened her with a bouncer; Cal was both unimpressed and unimbibing although she did give GOB a 'tip.' I don't even want to know what it was.
Sam: Me neither. My imagination is providing enough potential options on its own.
Dean: That's my boy! Jaye said hi to Cal and Callisto checked for funky amnesia and weird tacky jewelry, as you do.
Sam Carter said hi to Cal, who asked after Charlie Kawalsky. Sam got a beer and confirmed she was a bartender for a while, caught up with GOB and got an explanation about Dalton.
And Marty came in looking bummed out.
Sam: That sucks. Hopefully, he can get un-bummed before the weekend is over. Is that everything?
Dean: As the squirrels are pouring teeny tiny mugs of rum, I'm thinking yeah.
Sam: We'd better get out of here before they get drunk and crazy.
Dean: Well, drunker and crazier... I say they're operating well within that description already.
Sam: Okay, you've got a point there. Say goodnight, Dean.
Dean: Goodnight Dean.
Dean: This is Dean and Sammy Winchester bringing you all the news that's fit for squirrel gossip. Yes, this week, we know who we are and Sammy's wearing a crown.
Sam: It's Sam, and I'm not wearing my crown right now. It's safe in my room.
Dean: Because he doesn't want to mess up his floppy hair.
Sam: You're just jealous because I have a crown and you don't.
Dean: Yes, Sammy, I'm totally jealous over a paper crown. Dude, please.
Sam: Okay, I'll take your word for it, for now.
Dean: Do you want to start, your Dukeness?
Sam: You're going to be difficult all night, aren't you? Give me the notes.
School, where the alumni learned the real basics of survival
Sam: The only school-related piece of news today is that Mac opened the library. I guess even the administrators needed to recover from the carnival and the dance.
Dean: Good for them. Even teachers need to have a wild night every now and then.
Sam: Unless it's Dad and Principal Washburn, in which case, no wild nights are allowed. Especially if it's a night we might have to talk about it here.
Dean: They had to have at least one wild night since we have a baby sister. Or possibly a wild afternoon... They both have pretty big desks...
Sam: Dean! *grumbles* Here, just for that, you get to do the next pile.
Dorms, where the alumni lived, socialized, and did things that are inappropriate for the radio
Dean: In the dorms, Dick and Annette woke up and talked about homecoming. Cutely. Or so say the squirrels. Beauty and AJ were all cute talking in his room. Dude, I think you guys need to find some more describing words.
*chittering at length*
No, really. Everything can't be cute.
*chittering*
*sighs* Whatever dude. Fine. Everything's cute. You're cute, I'm cute, Duke Floppy Hair here is cute--
Sam: You can stop that any time, you know. And don't call me cute. You might give people bad ideas.
Dean: Yeah, like Jaye didn't spend last night's broadcast -- and every other broadcast she did before she graduated -- calling you Cute Sam.
Sam: Jaye's not related to me.
Dean: *blankly* No, she's not. So?
Sam: So, she's allowed to call me whatever she wants. Within reason.
Dean: You seriously gotta get over this "anyone but my brother" thing you've got going on lately.
Getting back to the news, such as it is, Ronan visited River. No word on whether they were cute as well, but one suspects they were.
Meg, who I have no problem declaring to be cute -- or hot, especially in her Homecoming dress -- spent a lazy day with Vogue.
And Irulan, who is a pretty good kisser for a beginner, had a hangover. Yeah, I guess somebody should've mentioned that it's traditional to spike the punch, huh?
Sam: Or to find small animals swimming around in the bowl. Poor little chinchillas.
Dean: Yeah, someone needed a better definition of spiking and how it shouldn't involve things with fur.
Isabel hung out in Parker's hotel room to dish about Parker's hookup with Ronan and boys. Wow, sounds like a whole orgy. Way to go Parker!
Sam: Yeah, congratulations on having...whatever kind of evening that was.
Dean: Definitely an honourary Seahorse there, Parker.
Sam: She can take my place in the cabin.
Dean: Nope, once you're in, you're in for good. Outside, Tori wandered around the grounds and the squirrels stared at nothing. Was it a cute nothing?
Anakin congratulated someone on arriving late enough to miss the dance and Rikku tried to tackleglomp -- and I do not believe I just used that word -- thin air.
Okay, it's just a wild guess on my part, but maybe there's something there other than thin air. Do we have any invisible alumni? Come on, raise your hand if you're invisible.
Sam: Whatever it was, at least it sounds friendly, which is more than I can say for most of the invisible things I can think of.
Dean: Hey, no one was knocking on our doors asking us to banish anything so I take that as a good sign.
Sam: If, however, there is something to be banished, we can be found in rooms 328 and 438. Just for the record.
Town, where all the alumni were today, wtf
Sam: So, the first monthly market was today, and it looks like a lot of the local businesses made an appearance. Leo manned the Photo Hut booth, and there was a Perk booth as well, for the caffeine-deprived. Like Chloe, who flirted with the sheriff and talked to Jaye, and Tori. Hi Tori! I hope your teaching is going well.
Isabel got coffee as well, and while Jaye enjoyed her coffee, she ran into Cedric, whom she told all about her adventure in saving the world last week. And Fandom has officially prepared another student for the real world.
Dean: That needs to be in the school motto or something -- preparing students to save the world for... how long has this place been open again?
Sam: That's a good question. And I should suggest that at the next council meeting.
Dean: Knew it would come in handy having a brother in politics. And titled too.
Sam: Seriously, Dean, the jealousy over me being school royalty has got to stop. Chilly Boulder and Pizza Planet had booths at the market, as did the Post Office, which was manned by Gladys. That's a very broad definition of the word "manned."
Dean: We're not going back to the drag place are we?
Sam: Not if I can absolutely help it. There was something called a Build-a-Beast booth, with its owner Audrey Sarkhoff. Despite the creepy name, Aly was informed that the whole thing is just macabre fun, which is two words I would never put in the same sentence, but that could just be me.
Dean: Not just you. Could be worse, I suppose. Could be macabre cute.
Sam: Aly built a flying horse and a chimera, and chatted with the sheriff about who they were gifts for, while Tori built a guinea pig, and Adam built a frog and a puppy.
Dean That's a really loose defintion of beast they got there.
Sam: Hey, Hunter and Scout could be beasts if they were big enough, and not trained.
Dean: Nah. Too cute.
Sam: If you keep using that word, it's going to lose all meaning.
Dean: Which would just prove my point to the squirrels so it's all good. You got any more notes there, Dukey?
Sam: I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I think I like Sammy better. And yes, I do. Someone named Jareth was there, selling orbs and looking bored. I'm sorry our town doesn't amuse you. Katara wanted to know what the orbs were for. Jareth refused to sell an orb to Parker, which makes me wonder if he survived long enough to get out of town.
Dean: Maybe she was still all mellow from the orgy?
Sam: *laughs* That's entirely possible. Afterwards, Parker and Angela caught up, and Angela told her all about the new Lee. Jack Burton wandered around staring, which seems to be his M.O. in group settings. Seriously, dude, you can talk to the people here. Everyone's safe. Well, almost.
CMOT Dibbler was selling meat pies, of apparently questionable meat and pie standards. Luckily, no one bought one, everyone's still healthy. And the last stand was Kirk's Butterfly Nets, where Jaye bugged the owner to try to figure out how nets could be profitable.
Dean: Yep, that's our Jaye all right.
Sam: There was a separate area in which people could chill, and that's exactly what Tori did as she relaxed in the shade. Aeryn and D'Argo met, and Aeryn wasn't pleased to realize that they're not only from the same world, but they're friends in his version of the universe.
Dean: Something about D'argo in particular or was she just not pleased to have friends?
Sam: I think it's the first one, but since this is Aeryn we're talking about, it could be either one. Molly told Aeryn all about Karal, and asked if it would be okay to bring him to the wedding. Isabel offered her wedding planning services, and Aeryn and John talked about all the new people, and getting old. Newsflash: you guys just graduated five months ago. I think it's safe to say that you're not old yet.
Jamie tried to figure out if he was talking to Aeryn or Vala. If she was talking about money, it was probably Vala. Isabel and Angela got caught up, with a particular emphasis on the events of last weekend. John Crichton also met D'Argo, and laid claim to Aeryn, which I'm sure is something she won't smack him over. Parker got caught up with Chris, and warned Irulan about the dangers of Homecoming punch just a little too late.
Dean: I suppose a late warning is better than no warning. Just in case the practical demonstration doesn't sink in.
Sam: Hopefully, the memory will still be fresh by the time Valentine's Day rolls around. Aly and the sheriff took a walk on the beach, and talked about their goals. Over at the hotel, Mary demanded hash browns with her afternoon tea, and John Connor came looking for her. Gabriel opened the church, George Michael opened the banana stand, and Angela bought a girly banana. As opposed to a manly banana?
Dean: ...nah. Way too easy.
Sam: I think my brain just went where you were going to go, and I thank you for not saying anything. Sam Carter spent the morning in the non-market part of the Perk, with coffee and math. That's an awesome combination. She was surprised to see John Sheppard, who apparently exists in her world as a slightly older version. The important question is whether or not his hair has changed.
Angela and Sam talked about classes and Sam's job in Colorado, and Aly and Sam talked about saving the world, as Fandom alumni seem wont to do. Cedric and Sam talked about Jack and his recurring lack of clothes, and what happened last weekend, and Anakin was terrifyingly happy at Sam. Should we be nervous? Because I'm kind of nervous.
Dean: What, you're afraid he's going to come and want to kiss you again?
Sam: What?! I--no. Just because he's happy, and he's not usually happy, so it's weird and--did I mention that I hate you today? Because I kind of do.
Dean: No you don't.
Sam: Yes, I do.
Dean: No you don't.
Sam: Yes, I really do.
Dean: No you really don't.
Sam: I really do, and you're not helping your cause at all now.
Dean: Dude, you're my little brother. You don't hate me. And really, do you seriously want to convince me that you do? Why don't you finish up reading those notes you got there?
Sam: *grumbles* Fine. Sulley opened Turtle and Canary. Lana and Phoebe caught up with each other, and Phoebe comforted Lana over Jim leaving. Billy hung out at the beach, and Luke, Anakin, and Rory all had dinner together at Ching Tai. From the notes, I think the squirrels are pleased about that.
Thanks to no one buying tainted pies, the clinic was empty in the morning and the evening, except for Aziraphale, who came by in the evening to steal puzzles from Dr. Wilson.
Dean: He does that a lot. Not really very angelic behaviour.
Sam: Not at all. What happened to "Thou shall not steal?"
Dean: Exactly. Moving on with the squirrel notes, Angel was at the Perk drinking a nice relaxed cup of coffee. At night. Which kinda goes without saying because vampire. If it had been day it would be less relaxing and more on fire.
Dad and Gracie stopped by and Dad was less than thrilled to see Angel and tried to shield Gracie. Which again kinda goes without saying because vampire.
Sam: And goes without saying because, you know, it's Dad.
Dean:Wilson stopped by and congratulated Angel on missing the dance, caught him up on Fandom -- that shouldn't be too hard. Things are still weird. There you're caught up. -- and told him he's sleeping with the devil. Dude, oversharing much? That's at least a two shot conversation, not something to be had over coffee.
Crichton stopped by and he and Angel reminsced about good old 238 -- which is two floors less awesome than my room, talked about John's wedding and how to smuggle in Bertram and the talking toaster. Maybe you can make the latter the toastmaster?
Sam: *groans*
Dean: Isabel got on Angel about not calling and they talked about phones and Hell. I don't think Hell has good phone reception so it must've been a really short conversation. Isabel wants Angel to have more fun and to do more boykissy. Said desire is one way you can tell you're in Fandom.
Aravis wandered into the Perk and sat down across from Angel, and then proceeded to try and have a conversation with Seely about his hair. Which of course didn't work very well because Seely wasn't there and she was insulting Angel's hair. This? Is the sort of wacky hijinx you get in your life when you have a double.
Sam: I can't believe you just used the word "hijinx."
Dean: It's a perfectly good word. Molly got a hug from Angel, who said he was sorry to miss the dance and well you should be, buster. You missed my brother in a paper crown. Angel also told Molly that Logan is under house arrest.
Rory stopped by and offered her help when she found out about Angel and Logan's legal troubles on Neptune. *blankly* Logan's under house arrest on another planet?
Sam: I think he meant in California. You know, where all the celebrities and rich people live?
Dean: Always said that California was another planet. Bel and Angel discuss life on Neptune and the recent memory-wipe. Which, huh, I don't remember either of them being here so whatever you heard guys, we didn't do.
Dick and Angel had a bit of mutual 'Do I know you?' thanks to both the double thing and the alternate universe thing, but they got it sorted out.
Aeryn and Angel got caught up and talked about Jaye's radio and Parker's latest adventures. Which I assume means the orgy.
Sam: Parker might kill us if she wasn't really involved in an orgy, but I have to say, I'm much less afraid of her now that she's graduated and isn't around all the time.
Dean: Hey we just report the squirrel gossip. Holding us responsible for it would be wrong. Zero and Angel joke about seeing each other recently at an insurance convention. Dude, can vampires get insurance?
Anakin told Angel he managed not to kill Jaina's boyfriend. Always a plus as homicide is usually frowned upon, even here.
Lana told Angel about Jim being gone and Angel claimed to never like Jim anyway. And possibly that he had cooties as well.
Sam: Yeah, because I can really imagine Angel saying the word "cooties."
Dean: Good to know I'm not the only one. Over at Caritas, where they serve something stronger than coffee, GOB opened the bar, after an altercation between Dalton and Tino which left Tino MIA.
Jaye came in and wondered what was up with Dalton when she chatted with GOB. Jaye, being Jaye then tried to arrange a fight between the two. GOB declined.
Callisto arrived and looked suspiciously at the zombies, the bartender and everything else. In other words, Cal was Cal. GOB threatened her with a bouncer; Cal was both unimpressed and unimbibing although she did give GOB a 'tip.' I don't even want to know what it was.
Sam: Me neither. My imagination is providing enough potential options on its own.
Dean: That's my boy! Jaye said hi to Cal and Callisto checked for funky amnesia and weird tacky jewelry, as you do.
Sam Carter said hi to Cal, who asked after Charlie Kawalsky. Sam got a beer and confirmed she was a bartender for a while, caught up with GOB and got an explanation about Dalton.
And Marty came in looking bummed out.
Sam: That sucks. Hopefully, he can get un-bummed before the weekend is over. Is that everything?
Dean: As the squirrels are pouring teeny tiny mugs of rum, I'm thinking yeah.
Sam: We'd better get out of here before they get drunk and crazy.
Dean: Well, drunker and crazier... I say they're operating well within that description already.
Sam: Okay, you've got a point there. Say goodnight, Dean.
Dean: Goodnight Dean.
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She totally skipped over the "within reason" bit.