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Fandom Radio [Friday, July 26, 2013]
Rilla: Good morning, Fandom! Rilla Blythe here and good heavens that's all from yesterday?
*tired chittering*
Rilla: Is this about the screechy girl in Fashion class? She was making Mr. Hale turn interesting colours. Very well, let's get started...
*sound of door opening and then five minutes of squirrel-ly jubilation*
Barbossa: It sounds like ye be needin' a professional, wench. Shove over 'n I can give ye a hand wit' the news.
Rilla: Why does it smell overwhelmingly like ru--I mean thank you, sir, that would be very kind of you. You are--
Barbossa: Call me Barbossa, wench, as that's me name. Do we still start wit' schools?
Rilla: We do, Mr.--
Barbossa: Captain. Captain Barbossa. But Francois here is shaking another sheaf of notes at me, so I think I'll start there. We had six visitors arrive yesterday morning: Megan, Kara, Astrid, Nonny, Kelsi and Patrick 'n they are terrible excited t' be here. Kelsi 'n Kara assumed classes are held durin' the day so that Anakin--he's still here? has his hair properly lit now that he's wearin' a wig. He was also hatched from an egg, jes' in case ye didn't know that. Told me himself when he was a teen. Kelsi 'n Megan discuss the fanfic--I be not familiar wit' that word--
Rilla: Neither am I.
Barbossa: I wasn't really askin', wench. The fanfic they wrote about Stiles 'n Derek in a coffee shop and wondered if they'd be recognized here. Naga--person, place or thing, wench?
Rilla: Polar bear dog, I believe.
*long pause*
Barbossa: Riiiiight. Naga went t' investigate the newcomers and was called CGI fer her trouble by Nonny, and then got her picture taken wit' Kara 'n Kelsi, 'n a "glomp" from Megan. Possibly a euphemism.
Rilla: Ew.
Barbossa: Nonny 'n Megan thought that the town seemed terrible small, Astrid 'n Nonny called each other gimps or somethin', 'n then Megan 'n Astrid hoped that the weather meant that all of the men o' the island would be without shirts, especially Jim, provided he was o' legal age. Then there was a large discussion about how Tiny and Tino are Oh-Tee-Pee based on "fics" and how they miss glitter kisses.
Rilla: I'm so confused.
Barbossa: 'n this is only the first sheet, wench. Would ye like a drink?
Rilla:: I don't drink.
Barbossa: Maybe ye should start. Patrick, the fanboy o' the group was slowin' everyone down by takin' so many pictures and wit' an argument about how flickr, Friendster 'n MySpace--a new band?--were goin' t' come back. And now onto classes! It be formalwear day in Pinkie 'n Derek's class--I assume ye know who these people are--where everyone dressed up in their finest frocks 'n hats. I'm jes' assumin' as ye're never fully dressed without a hat--
Rilla: I've always thought so.
Barbossa: Megan interrupted the class t' flail at Derek 'n tell him about her priest kink fanfic about him and Stiles 'n a confession--
Rilla: NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW THIS.
Barbossa: But it be the news. Megan also took a picture wit' Pinkie 'n wanted t' know if she could take home a dress Derek touched. Practical Etiquette--that be a class?--went t' the movies and dealt wit' rude people without stabbin' them. Where be the fun in that?
Rilla: UM.
Barbossa: And Nonny stopped in t' tell Josh that he wasn't attractive enough t' teach here and declared he should be replaced wit' Eric. Conflict Resolution designed pranks 'n Patrick came in t' ask fer a souvenir stapler. Sentient Pets played wit' their sentient pets--how unexpected--'n then Kara came in t' tell Kitty about the first Kitty who died 'n how there are people who ship her with people other than Clint. What do ships have to do wit' it?
Rilla: I've been confused since you came in, so I can't really help you. Mr. Sabahnur was in the library reading about Egypt until Miss Sholeh paid a call to say she was going to be in his class tomorrow. She was quite excited about it. We had a lot of teachers in their offices yesterday as well, and they were all beset upon by these visitors. Mr. Anakin Skywalker--
Barbossa: Ol' Baldy, ye mean--
Rilla: Mr. Skywalker was doing country research until Miss...Megan came in and was apparently quite overcome to meet him. He is fairly terrifying. Mr. Andrew Wiggin was visited by Mr. Cade, who was invited to spend time with him and Mr. Ben Skywalker before the summer was over.
Barbossa: How many Skywalkers be here now?
Rilla: I'm afraid I've lost track. Miss Kelsi came in to confess what a huge fan she was of his...relationship with Mr. Ben Skywalker. People say that? Mr. Bond was shirtless in his office--oh my--and Miss Kara made quite a scene about that until Mr. Bond suggested she go see Mr. Anakin Skywalker instead. Mr. Priest was in his office and was sought out by Mademoiselle Thenardier, who learned that he is a werewolf. I've also lost track of how many of those we have on the island now.
Barbossa: When I was here th' last time, we were hip-deep in vampires. Sam--Winchester?! He be a eunuch! was old enough t' teach now, apparently, and Astrid came by t' glomp onto him like a fan barnacle, tell him about his death penis--
Rilla: WHAT?!!
Barbossa: Which be clearly wrong because he be a eunuch. Bo invited Toby, Kenzi, 'n Mitchell t' her office fer breakfast, though Toby were a mite intimidated by being in her space. It be jes' an office, mate. Buck up. Kenzi were more interested in the bits o' Tim they'd smuggled back from Canada. Me condolences t' anyone who knew Tim. 'n Patrick stopped by t' propose marriage, 'n then other activities when Bo turned him down. She be turnin' those down too, but points fer tryin', Patrick. I assume. Mayhaps Bo is a troll.
Rilla: Miss Jones is most assuredly not a troll. Thankfully, the dormitory was quiet yesterday, which brings us to town.
Barbossa: Sam-who-be-a-wench were plannin' a honeymoon fer someone at Portalocity when someone dropped off a bathrobe at the door. That be much less creepy than when someone delivered anonymous flowers accusin' Angelus o' being a murderer. O' course he was, but it was still a mite upsettin'. Emma were at 'Dite's decoratin' a cock--
Rilla: ROOSTER. A ROOSTER. And Miss Astrid came in seeking an autograph, which Miss Frost took quite in stride after she learned what "shipping" meant. Ohhhh, it's about relationships. Mr. Brink was ordering donuts at JGOB when Miss Megan came in and asked to punch him and he said yes. Then he reunited with Mr. Kaplan and told him that this strange girl wanted him to be in a relationship with Miss Ramona Flowers and she doesn't even go here any longer.
Barbossa: Stiles, who we've learned so much about already today, was eatin' danish at the Perk when Kelsi came in t' tell him what a huge fan she is of him 'n Derek together 'n how they need t' make out more.
Rilla: I don't think they've "made out" at all.
Barbossa: Well, Stiles didn't die on the danish he was chokin' on, told her his first name be a spoiler, 'n reminded her about what happened over the reunion weekend, and Kelsi told him the internet thought Derek was an ass about it. Priestly 'n Dean were shirtless with a bottle o' lotion over in the Park 'n were prepared t' beat on each other wit' large phallic objects. Naturally, this brought the fangirls runnin'. Megan got Priestly t' sign her breast 'n told him she only watches th' show fer the men, 'n then told Dean that she didn't want t' like him because he was always gettin' recast. Kara told Priestly that he was already hot enough, then said that the internet shipped Dean wit' an angel, his brother, 'n the mayor. Dean were less pleased t' be called "really, really gay" 'n stomped off, 'n Patrick....was also shirtless at the Park.
Rilla: Oh thank heaven, the last sheet. Mr. Starsmore was in front of the Boards playing music once his chores were done and played host to a number of callers. Miss Nonny wanted him to sign her chest--they compromised on some sheet music--and then they talked about breaking a fourth wall. Please don't break any walls. Mr. Patrick told Mr. Starsmore he was his fifth favourite hero on the island, after The Tick, Iron Man, Black Canary and Robin. Who's the Tick?
Barbossa: Before your time, but definitely a classic, wench. Kelsi was worried that Jono had been written out, but he assured he he'd be back after the war over the summer, and Ally stopped t' talk about music 'n how the DJ at the Devil's Nest didn't play any.
Rilla: I wouldn't know. I don't go there. Miss Solo was taking a rest on the beach this evening when Mr. Patrick came by to give her a big hug even though he doesn't really know her and said how much he liked her family, though mostly because of their lightsabers. And later last night these six visitors went for a tour in the sewers--ew--and kept rings they found there! EWWWWWW.
Barbossa: Treasure's treasure, wench. Buffy--ye are back too? I always preferred Faith, meself--was listenin' t' Swedish pop at the Devil's Nest until it got busy. Kaiden ordered a non-American beer and Buffy declared she preferred baths t' beer. And that's why I preferred Faith. Emma came t' tell Kaidan about the insane redhead who thinks we're all in a television show and her obsession with our sex lives.
Rilla: Please, please don't share yours with us. Miss Romanov came in and ordered vodka, and Miss Frost told Miss Summers about her new stalker as well as she got a drink. Finally, Mr. Northman was in his usual place, brooding in the VIP section. And we're done. Perhaps now you could explain to us what you're doing here, Captain Barbossa?
Barbossa: Haven't th' foggiest notion, wench. This be not the first time this island has been peculiar.
Rilla: True enough. Have a good weekend, Fandom. If we can...
*tired chittering*
Rilla: Is this about the screechy girl in Fashion class? She was making Mr. Hale turn interesting colours. Very well, let's get started...
*sound of door opening and then five minutes of squirrel-ly jubilation*
Barbossa: It sounds like ye be needin' a professional, wench. Shove over 'n I can give ye a hand wit' the news.
Rilla: Why does it smell overwhelmingly like ru--I mean thank you, sir, that would be very kind of you. You are--
Barbossa: Call me Barbossa, wench, as that's me name. Do we still start wit' schools?
Rilla: We do, Mr.--
Barbossa: Captain. Captain Barbossa. But Francois here is shaking another sheaf of notes at me, so I think I'll start there. We had six visitors arrive yesterday morning: Megan, Kara, Astrid, Nonny, Kelsi and Patrick 'n they are terrible excited t' be here. Kelsi 'n Kara assumed classes are held durin' the day so that Anakin--he's still here? has his hair properly lit now that he's wearin' a wig. He was also hatched from an egg, jes' in case ye didn't know that. Told me himself when he was a teen. Kelsi 'n Megan discuss the fanfic--I be not familiar wit' that word--
Rilla: Neither am I.
Barbossa: I wasn't really askin', wench. The fanfic they wrote about Stiles 'n Derek in a coffee shop and wondered if they'd be recognized here. Naga--person, place or thing, wench?
Rilla: Polar bear dog, I believe.
*long pause*
Barbossa: Riiiiight. Naga went t' investigate the newcomers and was called CGI fer her trouble by Nonny, and then got her picture taken wit' Kara 'n Kelsi, 'n a "glomp" from Megan. Possibly a euphemism.
Rilla: Ew.
Barbossa: Nonny 'n Megan thought that the town seemed terrible small, Astrid 'n Nonny called each other gimps or somethin', 'n then Megan 'n Astrid hoped that the weather meant that all of the men o' the island would be without shirts, especially Jim, provided he was o' legal age. Then there was a large discussion about how Tiny and Tino are Oh-Tee-Pee based on "fics" and how they miss glitter kisses.
Rilla: I'm so confused.
Barbossa: 'n this is only the first sheet, wench. Would ye like a drink?
Rilla:: I don't drink.
Barbossa: Maybe ye should start. Patrick, the fanboy o' the group was slowin' everyone down by takin' so many pictures and wit' an argument about how flickr, Friendster 'n MySpace--a new band?--were goin' t' come back. And now onto classes! It be formalwear day in Pinkie 'n Derek's class--I assume ye know who these people are--where everyone dressed up in their finest frocks 'n hats. I'm jes' assumin' as ye're never fully dressed without a hat--
Rilla: I've always thought so.
Barbossa: Megan interrupted the class t' flail at Derek 'n tell him about her priest kink fanfic about him and Stiles 'n a confession--
Rilla: NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW THIS.
Barbossa: But it be the news. Megan also took a picture wit' Pinkie 'n wanted t' know if she could take home a dress Derek touched. Practical Etiquette--that be a class?--went t' the movies and dealt wit' rude people without stabbin' them. Where be the fun in that?
Rilla: UM.
Barbossa: And Nonny stopped in t' tell Josh that he wasn't attractive enough t' teach here and declared he should be replaced wit' Eric. Conflict Resolution designed pranks 'n Patrick came in t' ask fer a souvenir stapler. Sentient Pets played wit' their sentient pets--how unexpected--'n then Kara came in t' tell Kitty about the first Kitty who died 'n how there are people who ship her with people other than Clint. What do ships have to do wit' it?
Rilla: I've been confused since you came in, so I can't really help you. Mr. Sabahnur was in the library reading about Egypt until Miss Sholeh paid a call to say she was going to be in his class tomorrow. She was quite excited about it. We had a lot of teachers in their offices yesterday as well, and they were all beset upon by these visitors. Mr. Anakin Skywalker--
Barbossa: Ol' Baldy, ye mean--
Rilla: Mr. Skywalker was doing country research until Miss...Megan came in and was apparently quite overcome to meet him. He is fairly terrifying. Mr. Andrew Wiggin was visited by Mr. Cade, who was invited to spend time with him and Mr. Ben Skywalker before the summer was over.
Barbossa: How many Skywalkers be here now?
Rilla: I'm afraid I've lost track. Miss Kelsi came in to confess what a huge fan she was of his...relationship with Mr. Ben Skywalker. People say that? Mr. Bond was shirtless in his office--oh my--and Miss Kara made quite a scene about that until Mr. Bond suggested she go see Mr. Anakin Skywalker instead. Mr. Priest was in his office and was sought out by Mademoiselle Thenardier, who learned that he is a werewolf. I've also lost track of how many of those we have on the island now.
Barbossa: When I was here th' last time, we were hip-deep in vampires. Sam--Winchester?! He be a eunuch! was old enough t' teach now, apparently, and Astrid came by t' glomp onto him like a fan barnacle, tell him about his death penis--
Rilla: WHAT?!!
Barbossa: Which be clearly wrong because he be a eunuch. Bo invited Toby, Kenzi, 'n Mitchell t' her office fer breakfast, though Toby were a mite intimidated by being in her space. It be jes' an office, mate. Buck up. Kenzi were more interested in the bits o' Tim they'd smuggled back from Canada. Me condolences t' anyone who knew Tim. 'n Patrick stopped by t' propose marriage, 'n then other activities when Bo turned him down. She be turnin' those down too, but points fer tryin', Patrick. I assume. Mayhaps Bo is a troll.
Rilla: Miss Jones is most assuredly not a troll. Thankfully, the dormitory was quiet yesterday, which brings us to town.
Barbossa: Sam-who-be-a-wench were plannin' a honeymoon fer someone at Portalocity when someone dropped off a bathrobe at the door. That be much less creepy than when someone delivered anonymous flowers accusin' Angelus o' being a murderer. O' course he was, but it was still a mite upsettin'. Emma were at 'Dite's decoratin' a cock--
Rilla: ROOSTER. A ROOSTER. And Miss Astrid came in seeking an autograph, which Miss Frost took quite in stride after she learned what "shipping" meant. Ohhhh, it's about relationships. Mr. Brink was ordering donuts at JGOB when Miss Megan came in and asked to punch him and he said yes. Then he reunited with Mr. Kaplan and told him that this strange girl wanted him to be in a relationship with Miss Ramona Flowers and she doesn't even go here any longer.
Barbossa: Stiles, who we've learned so much about already today, was eatin' danish at the Perk when Kelsi came in t' tell him what a huge fan she is of him 'n Derek together 'n how they need t' make out more.
Rilla: I don't think they've "made out" at all.
Barbossa: Well, Stiles didn't die on the danish he was chokin' on, told her his first name be a spoiler, 'n reminded her about what happened over the reunion weekend, and Kelsi told him the internet thought Derek was an ass about it. Priestly 'n Dean were shirtless with a bottle o' lotion over in the Park 'n were prepared t' beat on each other wit' large phallic objects. Naturally, this brought the fangirls runnin'. Megan got Priestly t' sign her breast 'n told him she only watches th' show fer the men, 'n then told Dean that she didn't want t' like him because he was always gettin' recast. Kara told Priestly that he was already hot enough, then said that the internet shipped Dean wit' an angel, his brother, 'n the mayor. Dean were less pleased t' be called "really, really gay" 'n stomped off, 'n Patrick....was also shirtless at the Park.
Rilla: Oh thank heaven, the last sheet. Mr. Starsmore was in front of the Boards playing music once his chores were done and played host to a number of callers. Miss Nonny wanted him to sign her chest--they compromised on some sheet music--and then they talked about breaking a fourth wall. Please don't break any walls. Mr. Patrick told Mr. Starsmore he was his fifth favourite hero on the island, after The Tick, Iron Man, Black Canary and Robin. Who's the Tick?
Barbossa: Before your time, but definitely a classic, wench. Kelsi was worried that Jono had been written out, but he assured he he'd be back after the war over the summer, and Ally stopped t' talk about music 'n how the DJ at the Devil's Nest didn't play any.
Rilla: I wouldn't know. I don't go there. Miss Solo was taking a rest on the beach this evening when Mr. Patrick came by to give her a big hug even though he doesn't really know her and said how much he liked her family, though mostly because of their lightsabers. And later last night these six visitors went for a tour in the sewers--ew--and kept rings they found there! EWWWWWW.
Barbossa: Treasure's treasure, wench. Buffy--ye are back too? I always preferred Faith, meself--was listenin' t' Swedish pop at the Devil's Nest until it got busy. Kaiden ordered a non-American beer and Buffy declared she preferred baths t' beer. And that's why I preferred Faith. Emma came t' tell Kaidan about the insane redhead who thinks we're all in a television show and her obsession with our sex lives.
Rilla: Please, please don't share yours with us. Miss Romanov came in and ordered vodka, and Miss Frost told Miss Summers about her new stalker as well as she got a drink. Finally, Mr. Northman was in his usual place, brooding in the VIP section. And we're done. Perhaps now you could explain to us what you're doing here, Captain Barbossa?
Barbossa: Haven't th' foggiest notion, wench. This be not the first time this island has been peculiar.
Rilla: True enough. Have a good weekend, Fandom. If we can...
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