Fandom Radio, Tuesday, May 15

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool: "Good evening Fandom! Deadpool and Yondaime here to bring you your news!"

Arashi: "And to put down the rumor that we're married."

Deadpool: "Because we aren't. At all. Aly lies like a dog who is a pathological liar."

Arashi: "At least she does about me being in a dress. It never happened and any photo's she might show you are fakes! ...That was too much huh?"

Deadpool: "A little bit, yes."

School

Arashi: "Fraser had office hours which the squirrels say: 'absolutely nothing happen. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.' ....Do I Want to know?"

Deadpool: "Probably not, no."

Arashi: "The new Dean of Students, Drax saw Willow in his office today and she brought him a fruit basket to welcome him to the school. That's really cool, maybe we should do that for all the new teachers so they won't run away when the weird shit hits the fan."

Deadpool: "We never got fruit baskets, screw them. I want my fruit basket! And toaster!"

Arashi: "Greedy, greedy Wade. Sabriel stopped by the cafeteria for some salad and lemonade. Vala was in the teacher's lounge, making notes about treasures and students. Poor Crichton thought that Vala was Aeryn, just gremlin influenced, and thought he had to propose all over again. It must have weirded her out since she left right after with Ares for some...'sight seeing'... Ahem. Careful people, the squirrels are everywhere!"

Deadpool: "Na~ha~haughty."

Arashi: "Ugh.... In more pertinent news. Aly is evil and sadly; she's recruiting people to join her."

Deadpool: "Don't listen to her folks! She's tricksy! Advanced Beginner's Guide to Carrots, Spleenology, and a lot more stuff than I want to say had class today. Everyone boggled at the Jerries because that's just what you do around crazy cross dressers. Molly and Katara the girl who threatened to freeze me to a wall couldn't stop laughing in though Ponytail shushed them. Maybe it was the ponytail that kept them laughing. They introduced themselves. Oh, so that's what I forgot to have my students do. Damn it."

Deadpool: "Then they looked through magazines for evidence of the robot monkeys following them. That's even crazier than I'm used to. Ponytail asked Hamlet about his toast and yelled that his hair is not in a ponytail. Yes it is. Take a poll and everyone will say it is. The Jerries thanked Hamlet for his services. Do we even want to know? Ponytail then wailed to the Jerries that his robot monkey ran away. I find myself wondering how that sentence can make less sense."

Arashi: "Maybe throw in some aliens?"

Deadpool: "That might work. Potpourri, which is apparently a class and not just that flowery stuff found in bathrooms, had it's first class today. Annette and Shawn discussed how weird Buster Bluth is. I dunno. How weird is he? Odd rumors about him and fish weird, or eccentric old billionaire who is afraid of germs weird?"

Deadpool: "The students, you guessed it, made introductions. Annette kept on the gossip and talked to Warren about how creepy Buster is. Details Annette, we need details. Peter who isn't Spiderman or English, checked on Buster after class to make sure he's okay. Aww , he cares. Buster warned him away from man-eating seals. Isn't that all seals? Vicious animals. Saw it on the Discovery Channel. Annette told Buster he didn't scare her. And then he scared her. Nice one. Also meeting today, How to Blow Things Up! Lots of TNT, that's how you blow things up. They get all introducey and share experiences with making stuff go boom. Dean Not A Gun checked on Charlie to see how she was doing. And for reasons unknown,Fraser showed up to tell Aly about his pink hair."

Arashi: *chuckles* "Pink hair? That's fantastic."

Deadpool: "I try. Lil' Minion asked Aly if they're going to be really blowing things up for real, because she has supplies to help out. Just don't give her a grenade and a popsicle stick. Ow. Just... ow. D'anna with an apostrophe thanked Aly for letting her be TA. Goth Eye for the Prep Guy today did something shocking and had the kids strip of non-goth clothing and introduce themselves. They gothed it up with safety pins, makeup, and lots of black."

Deadpool: "Arts and Crafts today made gremlins. WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! Is the teacher insane?"

Arashi: "You know, I've never seen a gremlin here, except for Bob in the office."

Deadpool: "Setsuna and Ami waved at each other and talked in Japanese, a conversation that was, I'm sure, completely non-lesbian in nature. Jude, who if Rikku says did anything while on vacation with her is a dead man, sprinkled Setsuna with glitter and asked about my Lil' Minion. Namine and Michaelangelo talked about life in Fandom and what to name their gremlins. Nothing, because they need to be burned. Now."

Deadpool: "Johnny flirted with Charlie, Steve was very interested in Alec, my newest minion's shirt, and Carmela who isn't candy and Charlie talked about glitter and whether it causes gremlin boykissy. Wow. And what little sanity I had left is gone with that image. Arashi, would you be so kind as to just end it now, I'll even let you use my gun."


Arashi: "No, you'll live. Besides, if I killed you, you wouldn't get that toaster."

Deadpool: "...and I do want that toaster. Rapheal the surly turtle told Savannah about his hatred for glitter, Johnny followed suit and was very nervous about the glitter, letting Savannah in on the fact that it causes boykissy, and Seely met Vi. Who was quite worried that they were creating real gremlins, but Will assured her they breed in the basement. Why aren't we exterminating them now?"

Arashi: "School cut backs probably."

Deadpool: "Bastards. They don't care about our safety. Josh stopped by to check on how Steve was adapting to Fandom and Teddy was all double ewe tea eff at Cap who told him to keep it on the down low. Wait, Cap? Steve? Is he back from the dead already? Why wasn't I told about this? That's it, I'm complaining to the publishers."

Dorms... cabins... wherever you kooky kids are living

Arashi: "Outside the Sphinx cabin this morning, Ami was bird watching, and Setsuna dropped by. Aww, the little squirrels wrote in tiny Japanese characters and I hate to disappoint you Wade, but they weren't talking about lesbian stuff.

Deadpool: "I would never suggest otherwise! My minion's sexual identity is none of my business, even if she does seem to put herself in a lot of situations where someone could think she was a lesbian. Which she does. A lot."

Arashi: "At the Platypus cabin, Roxas had a bowel of cereal and at Salamander cabin, Cordelia and Savannah gossip over their cabin mates and boys. It's so creepy when the squirrels draw little hearts on things. Shawn met Savannah and Andros. Between the three of them they share Weird stories and decide that they'll just have to suffer through it together. Now that's the spirit! You're stronger together then you are alone! Unless you possibly have super human strength.

Deadpool: "Which many kids here actually do. In the Basilisk living room, Chad was all over Inara and her tea and in a naughty way I gather. Way to go Yasutora. Then he talked with Alphonse about missing friends, especially Nadia. Chad continued to be all naughty and checked out Johnny in a towel. Then him and Haku talked about the Teddy, the nubile one, and school. Also meeting Gigante was Abagail. Not of the Adams variety I assume."

Arashi: "You know that name Haku, sounds really familiar.... I just can't place it."

Deadpool: "I told you her name Monday night! Billy did yoga in the Sphinx living room, Luna got back in town, and Carmela who is not a sugary treat made a phone call. Mmm, caramel."

Arashi: "The Cthulhu campfire was popular this afternoon. Sam was reading until Dean interrupted her to borrow a book, and talk about criminals being teachers. Though I'm sure they didn't mean you, Wade... Dawn is especially talkative, with Molly, Sam, Dean, Isobel and Robin who's not just a frog, but a muppet too. Sam tried not to stare as he and Molly decide that Aly is training her students in explosives to unleash chaos. They're right, and Deadpool is too."

Deadpool: "Just a little! At least I'm not giving them explosives. Yet."

Arashi: "Sadly, I can't say anything cause i"m giving the kids weapons eventually... Everyone was kind of horse crazy at the Chupacabra cabin, over Karal's horse, Trenor. Charlie was jealous of it, Lana was crazy about it, but had one at home and Neil wanted to touch it. Not dirty. I hope. Will was surprised that Karal had a cat and a horse and made sure to warm him about the gremlins. Setsuna explained a little of the weirdness around here to him and offered to teach him self-defense if he needs it.

Deadpool: "Aww, how nice of you non-lesbian minion! Johnny went to Chupacabra to pick up Jaina for their date. I love that movie! This place needs more blood sucking goat killers running around. Gavin, who is not a space pirate and doesn't have a mullet, told him to have Jaina home before sunset because she has a class, and a strict training regimen. Peter Petrelli tells him that he can only date his sister if Johnny pledges an oath to marry her and father her children. For her huge... tracts of land? Karal, that's with an extra a, broke ranks and was very nice to him, making plans to hang out later. GIANT TURTLE, I mean Donatello was there and not being looked at by Johnny. Ed the wee one made sure Johnny wouldn't do anything to make Jaina upset. Like what? Bite his ankles? Jaina finally showed up and the boys acted all sweet and innocent. Nicely played. She assures Johnny that they weren't funny."

Arashi: "Dean was relaxing at the Jackalope campfire with some soda and food and explained to newbie, John Sheppard about some of the past weirdness at Fandom. Might want to tell him to pick up a bra, just in case the men turn into women again."

Deadpool: "I wouldn't mind. You made one hot woman. I mean I was a hot chick. I mean... girlkissy?"

Arashi: ".......You still have your girl clothes don't you?"

Deadpool: "Maybe."

Arashi: "You definitely like to keep people guessing. Carmela meets John, Dean and Cordelia flirt, John and Cordelia flirt, Alec and Cordelia flirt. I'm noticing a pattern here. Willow and Bridge both meet Cordelia, but realize it's one of those; 'I know a different dimension version of you' sort of situations. Alec and Dean talk about sharing clothes, particularly the leather pants..... oh that's dangerous."

Deadpool: "And slightly unsanitary!"

Arashi: "Dean and Willow make kosher s'mores. Bridge and Willow make plans to get together over the weekend, Dean and Carmela talk about their workshops and Bridge tells Dean about his previous explosion experience. Dean makes a s'more for Wade's minion, Turtle. And Chad dropped by to meet his 'little brother', John. How many minions do you have anyways?"

Deadpool: "Hmm, Lil' Minion, New Non-Wolverine Minion, Ponytailed Minion, Non-Lesbian Minion, Turtle Minion, Spider Minion... A lot? Alec also made Turtle anti-emo s'mores and talked about her lack of employees at the store. Z and Alec discussed cool factors and fashion choices. Word of advice? Avoid capes. They catch on things. He also grabbed his guitar to jam with Chad. I was not aware you played guitar, new minion. Nice to know."

Deadpool: "Over at the joke of an animal cabin, Isabel also made s'mores by the campfire. Her and Ponytail talked workshops while making the delicious treats. Isabel and Stripper Tori discussed Tori's plans for her post-graduation summer. Stripping, I assume. Ponytail asked Pam if she has more candy. Does she have a trench coat too? Then Isabel and Pam, who may or may not have a trench coat, discussed the horror of getting sick of s'mores. Is that even possible?"

Arashi: "Yes, and you don't want to deal with it, beleive me. A gothified Jude was at the campfire for Kraken, fixing his skateboard. I think his new look might have shocked Rikku a bit. Jude and Billy want to sell tickets for a Rogers vs. Abby death match.... are they fighting?"

Deadpool: "Ten bucks on Captain America!"

Arashi: "Rikku tries to recruit English Peter for the I saved the world club, if you need an advisor for that one let me know. Jude and English Peter hope there aren't any invasions this summer. Nice thought, I doubt it will happen though. Avaris meets Billy and discusses English Peter's ongoing fued with Seely. Rikku taught Avaris some of the fancy titles in her language and Jude tells her about the Canadian words of greeting. You could probably help with that, right Wade?"

Deadpool: "We are a very affectionate people and our greetings are the same."

Arashi: "Oh really? Luna stopped at the Abominable Snowcabin to talk to her little sib, Namine. Animal discovered Rikku is a WO-MAN, that sounds dirty, and tsks at Billy's language, while Avaris.... the squirrells really need a thesaurus. While Avaris WTFs at Animal.

Deadpool: "That's a perfectly legitimate word!"

Arashi: "Show me it in the dictionary. Oddly enough the Salamander cabin is having some trouble with their fire. Buffy mocks Tannim's fire abilities, then she and turtle discuss matches and Kabuto offers to teach them about exploding tags.... WHAT?! JUST SAY NO KIDS!!

Deadpool: "What he said. Stay away from Ninja McCreepy."

Town

Arashi: "Wilson visited Lucifer this morning at the Devil's Nest. Wow! I didn't know it was open that early! Or was this a special one time thing? Not that I think about drinking that early or anything like that.... Squall took a nap in his bathtub and I don't even want to think about some of the places that these squirrels can get to. Remind me to get blinds for my bathroom."

Deadpool: "Can do. Might I also suggest curtains in the bedroom? Giles the limey opened the Magic Box and was visited by Vi, with whom he talked about slayers. The band? Le the Hippie of wonder opened up the Photo hut and then hired John Sheppard. Kid, don't eat any baked good he offers. Or eat them, but don't steal a car and drive to New York to throw things at the Statue of Liberty. Which I've never done."

Arashi: "In the Deadmobile?"

Deadpool: "...No. Because it didn't happen. At all. Nubile Hulkling opened up Sparkys and also got a visitor in the form of Stanley, who was looking for Agatha. Dr. Not Me did some sunning in the park, getting to meet my new roommates, Kenpachi and Yachiru. And according to the notes, Kenpachi was a cranky pants. I think that's just he basic state of being little squirrels. Rage issues, fun in a fight, but rage issues. Millie and Wilson talked about that guy who hit on me and no I'm not letting this go because it was strange and his name is hard to pronounce so deal with it."

Arashi: "..... You've had how many people hit on you now?"

Deadpool: "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Lil Turtle Minion opened Turtle & Canary, The best damn Stripper in Fandom, Tori opened up Book Haven, Annette, who I have yet to meet but have learned is kick-worthy for some reason opened the Post Office, and Lumiere OH EM GEE WHERE ARE YOUR HANDS opened Cafe Fina! Over at the Perk, Johnny had coffee, which makes sense since it's a coffee shop. He met Stripper Tori and got a date with her after asking what's fun to do in Fandom. Drink? Watch bad reality TV? Also meeting him was Isabel, who talked about Dick being his Big Brother and warned him to stay away from glitter. Wise woman that Isabel. Then he showed her why he's called Torch. Wait, as in the Human Torch? Are you kidding me?! First Captain America and now this?"

Arashi: "More friends of yours?"

Deadpool: "I think I robbed them once. Or maybe I was trying to blow them up, I'm not sure. Johnny and Mac, my favorite lesbian talked about being juniors, Dick... the person I think, and why Johnny is in Fandom. He also met Millie who thinks he's a flirt and Eve who is apperently Savannah's cousin. Soap Opera drama time?"

Arashi: "You mean every day isn't? Dick opened up Caritas and things must have been slow since he was playing cards with Tino. Kawalsky spent his last night there talking to D. Biers and Molly, who decided that she didn't want to say goodbye until tomorrow. Hamlet and Charlie talked about the afterlife... Good times there...? Believe me, life is much better than death!

Deadpool: "It really is. I've died twice now and trust me, living is so much more fun."

Arashi: "Molly was very happy to find her little brother, Ba'al, though Sam wasn't. Don't know why, the rest of the report seems to be written in squirrel, but I do see the names Jaina and Johnny.

Deadpool: "Damn you squirrels!"

Arashi: "Over at the Devil's Nest, Wilson came in after work for and Irish coffee, and Squall orders... wow, that's quite a list. It's a good thing Mazikeen isn't there or I'm sure she'd be mourning the loss of so many drink umbrellas."

Deadpool: "Silly Squall I'm the alcoholic here, don't try to out drink me."

Arashi: "Yeah, you do have that' healing ability to prevent alcohol poisoning. And on that pleasant note, that's it for the news!"

Deadpool: "Alcohol poisoning is for wussies! Goodnight folks!"

Comments

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

Savannah shook her head as she listened to the radio.

"Huh... a date with me and talk of kissing and other things in class this afternoon... and then he goes on one date last night, makes a date for Thursday and flirts with Eve..."

It was true Johnny was pretty, but sometimes pretty wasn't enough. She'd have to think on this one to decide how to handle it.

Levine method of revenge... or making him work harder for those kisees he wants...

[water-wonder.livejournal.com]

And Tori really should've not listened to that broadcast.

Yes, she was facepalming. A LOT. And holy crap, she and Johnny most certainly did not have a date Thursday... it was just meeting up for lunch.

And the facepalming continued.

[OOC: You guys rock! LOVED it!]

[slr-mercury.livejournal.com]

Ami listened to the mini-rant about Setsuna's lesbianism and giggled. At the radio. And then threw her pillow at it in frustration.

[sith_happened]

Anakin smiled a little proudly as he listened to the hazing Johnny received from his granddaughter's cabinmates.

Then frowned. "I thought Luke had a date with Tori."

Johnny was now on Anakin's List.

[screwyoumarvel]

Steve boggled at the radio. Well, it was good to see Deadpool was still insane. And he had a friend! Possibly a spouse! So that was...nice. Or something.

He made a note to himself to seek this Yondaime person out and offer them a drink.