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Fandom Radio, Saturday, April 14, 2007
Hello Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg, reporting to you on behalf of WTFH where this week the W stands for 'Willow was in no way late for the Prom due to being distracted by how hot her boyfriend looked in a - ' Hey! Who let you in here?
VERONICA: The squirrels dragged me away from the prom and brought me here. Who let you touch the radio?
WILLOW: Who let you back on the island? Though I do not blame the squirrels for trying to control how many people you infected with your ickyness.
VERONICA: Clearly the squirrels were concerned about your inability to effectively communicate the news. They wanted someone who could actually communicate effectively with people.
WILLOW: Still not seeing how this means you get to touch one of these microphones.
School: A place I'm surprised Veronica didn't flunk out of
Jim, Annette, Kawalsky, Naomi, Sam who is related to Dean, and Matilda have detention today with Mr. Noblet. Today's detention was all about locking Seely into a room with Veronica because there is no torture greater than that, believe me.
VERONICA: I don't even know this Seely, so it's kind of mean for you to say that I'd be tortured by his presence. Though if he doesn't like you, he's a-okay in my book.
WILLOW: He's the guy who looks like Angel but somehow lacks the innate charisma.
VERONICA: Does he use as much product? Because that would be bad for the environment.
WILLOW: I don't know that it's actually possible for anyone to use that much product. I think Angel has somehow managed to lay claim to all forms of the elemental concept of hair gel. On the other hand he doesn't grab people in inappropriate places. Well, not when he's souled anyway.
VERONICA: Why would anyone want to grab you in an inappropriate place?
WILLOW: Why would anyone want to grab you, period? Anyway, Gun club meets, does each other's hair, and gets ready for Prom because why should they be different from darn near everyone today?
Dorms: putting a stool next to an activity cow and milking it to death
Annette and Dick get ready for prom. Annette promises to hate Veronica which just goes to show that she is very wise.
VERONICA: Who is Annette? And why would she hate me?
WILLOW: Because you're evil?
VERONICA: I'm evil? You're the one who hijacked my radio show with your psycho roommate.
WILLOW: My radio show now! See? I even made a little sign. Read it and weep.
VERONICA: Well, payback is a bitch.
WILLOW: Wow. There are so many easy replies to that that my quip-fu is broken. Instead I shall be the bigger person and continue reporting the news.
Dawn prepares for all things promish by taking a relaxing bubble bath. Molly stops by for help getting into her dress. Wouldn't it get all wet and bubbly? Oh, Katara is there too. which just goes to show it's okay to get dressed in a bubble bath so long as you've got a water bender handy. Rikku stops by for all things hair-related and River investigates the girliness and possibly the fact that she is not influenced by Katara's powers in spite of what her name might otherwise imply.
Lana gets ready for prom and Jim is all cute and squeaky at her. Later they have smoochies. Isabel partakes of prom getting readiness and Angela stops by for hair assistance. Not to spoil the rest of the radio broadcast for you folks but this is going to be a theme. Prom readiness, not Angela showing up everywhere. I make no promises about Jamie.
Anyway, a note and a box show up at Isabel's door. Possibly also for hair help. Setsuna mopes in her room. Awww! Need hugs and/or ice cream? This, by the way, would be me showing sympathy which of course is one of those human emotions that Veronica doesn't understand.
VERONICA: What gave you the idea that I don't understand human emotions, you whacko?
WILLOW: We've met?
VERONICA: I'm still not convinced you're not somehow related to Trina.
WILLOW: Do I look like one of my relatives turns into a bunny? Wait, don't answer that.
VERONICA: No trash-talking my ex. You don't even know him.
WILLOW: Why am I not surprised that you had to focus your dating within the animal kingdom?
VERONICA: He was a bunny twice! And the first time was when he was dating Rory. So there.
WILLOW: Now I'm picturing you having incredibly scary threesomes while Rory was clearly under a spell, so let's just move on to the other dorm activities.
Jude picks up Rikku for prom. Lift with your legs, Jude. Tori gets ready for prom, Parker gets ready for prom and Zero rushes in with a hair emergency. You know things are dire when Zero is begging for help with her hair. Prom is serious business people!
Neil tells Parker she's looking good. Get your own date, Neil. River and D'anna join in on the fad of getting hair help.
Jack gets ready for prom and is bewildered by all the clothing options. It's a prom. You're a guy. Wear a tux. Not that I'm bitter. Sam who is unrelated to Dean lends Jack a hand. With the clothes! At least so far as I know. Rory gets ready and is picked up by Luke. Demyx mopes but with music.
I get ready for prom. The most wonderful boyfriend in all the land comes by to give me a corsage. My notes here say the squirrels awwed at the cuteness. I'm hoping they also looked away after about five minutes. No reason. I'm just saying.
VERONICA: Wow, you still have a boyfriend? What did you do, cast a love spell on him?
WILLOW: Peter and I are totally - of course we're always going to... because SHUT UP, that's why!
VERONICA: Trouble in paradise? Did he finally realize you're completely insane?
WILLOW: What part of 'shut up' did I fail to make clear?
VERONICA: Okay, fine, you can keep reading the news by yourself.
WILLOW: Good! D'Anna? Totally getting ready for prom. Angela? Same deal. She makes Marty go humina over how pretty she looks with the new hair and the dress and all.
Bel and Phoebe? Bucking tradition by waiting for someone after prom. My favorite cooking study buddy happens to stop by their room and say hi. I guess to keep them company while they waited.
VERONICA: That better be all he was doing.
WILLOW: Marie and Jamie enjoy movie night, which I hope was a lot of fun for them even if it didn't involve parties or dancing. King Jack brings Cedric back to his room, possibly to do things that I myself enjoy doing with royalty and wow just how spiked was that punch anyway?
VERONICA: I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
WILLOW: I have similar reactions when I'm around you.
Town: Location of many fun things, a good deal of which are going to be reported in another part of this broadcast
Cam and Veronica do things that NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT, THANK YOU.
VERONICA: What's the matter, jealous?
WILLOW: Just trying not to revisit my dinner, thanks.
Moist learns that the cat is named Not Tiddles at the Post Office. What's the cat's name when it's at J,GoB? Luke's Diner finds Jude being dreamy and Stanley who is not my stuffed dog being lunchy. Pippi goes out to check on her boat. The twins sleep at Sparky Repairs. Because opening it is so old fashioned.
The way easier to spell Book Haven sees Al working and Katara stopping by to be cute. Photo Hut has a prom special going on, so take advantage of it if you haven't yet. Unless you're Veronica because we all know that her form of evil can't be captured on film.
VERONICA: Oh, honey, you want to see evil? Look in the mirroror watch season six.
WILLOW: Not all of us are as vain as some people I could mention.Though Marti is the real evil, it's true.
VERONICA: You probably think this broadcast is about you.
WILLOW: Well it was until some jerk crashed it.
VERONICA: How's it feel?
WILLOW: Have you considered therapy? Or a stepladder which could be used to get over yourself?
VERONICA: Hey, it's not my fault the squirrels dragged me here tonight. I'd much rather be dancing with my boyfriend. Or back at the hotel with him.
WILLOW: This is rather similar to my desire for you to be pretty much anywhere I'm not.
Setsuna tries not to be emo at the Devil's Nest. Might a change of name help the process? No Dancing Here 'Cause Prom's In The Park sees Tino at the bar since Ellen's got a case of nostalgia.
This morning at The Perk Parker lets Jack know about how Weiss is gone and asks that Jack saves a dance for her. Parker asks this, I mean. I have no idea on Weiss's feelings on the subject. In the afternoon Annoying McEvilson decides to have caffiene and summons her friends to join her. Don't try to pretend like you could ever be cool enough to be a witch, Veronica. Or pretend that you have friends for that matter.
VERONICA: I think the notes will prove that I have friends. And at least my friends aren't complete nutjobs like your pal, Marie.
WILLOW: If by 'nutjob' you mean 'way cooler than you'll ever be' then yes, Marie is a nutjob.
Anyway, Cally stops by and talks about things that are so not appropriate for radio broadcast. Nadia talks to Veronica about travel plans. Take her with you, Nadia, please! Wyatt finds Veronica to be hot. Because he's blind. And Veronica picks on my poor cooking study buddy, like she wasn't evil enough.
VERONICA: Your poor cooking study buddy totally deserved it. Do you have any idea what he's been up to lately?
WILLOW: Did it involve kicking you in the shin?
Wade and Arashi have a date on the beach. Possibly a fig too, and maybe some raisins.
VERONICA: Are you in special ed?
WILLOW: I realize my vocabulary is a little advanced for you but I don't have time to stop the broadcast just to draw you some pictures.
Jane asks The Doctor to take her home. That's awfully gentlemanly for him to walk her like that. Rosette isn't feeling well, but John Connor picks her up for prom anyway and I know I'm Jewish but I still feel like somebody doesn't have the right definition of "nun" here and it's not me.
VERONICA: Is John Connor related to Angel?
WILLOW: Ew! Ew! A thousand times ew! Bad enough I have mental images of Angel when he was with B... his former girlfriend. I do not need pictures of him with nuns!
VERONICA: What about mental images of him and Logan?
WILLOW: Oh god. Isn't it bad enough he was once known for nailing puppies up against a wall? Did he have to move on to bunnies too?
In much happier and less disgusting news BRIDGE AND XANDER ARE ALL SNUGGLY TOGETHER YAY!!!!!!!
VERONICA: Finally, something we can agree on!
WILLOW: A broken clock is right at least twice a day.
It's Prom Night in Fandom
There are gondola rides in the pond. Angela and Marty, Peter and Zero, Jaye and Jarod Aeryn and John and Bel and Phoebe all take advantage. Of the rides. Not each other. Well they might do that too but it'd be inappropriate for me to talk about it and boy I am so not drinking spiked punch ever again
VERONICA: Oh, I want to take a gondola ride when I get back to the dance. Not that Cameron is listening to the broadcast right now, since he's waiting for me.
WILLOW: Because he's insane.
VERONICA: My boyfriend loves me. I didn't have to cast a spell to get him to date me.
WILLOW: Of course not. The grain alcohol was more than enough to dull his senses.
VERONICA: Oh, your boyfriend is an alcoholic? Now it makes more sense. Or did he turn into one because of being forced to spend so much time with you?
WILLOW: I could turn you into a puppet, you know. Just ask Seely.
VERONICA: I'm terrified. Really. My best friend could blow you up with a flick of her wrist. Let's just finish this so I can get back to my date.
WILLOW: And me to mine. At the prom, people make with the arriving and mingling. Jack arrives in a kilt - which is an acceptable alternative to my earlier tux suggestion - and with three dates. Because Jack wouldn't be Jack without a harem. Irulan arrives and chats with Isabel. Isabel zings left and chats with Anders. Stark and Z both show up and talk with Tori.
And Jake and Krycek, Rory and Luke, Tori, Parker and Anders, Lana and Jim, Cally and Mac, Shawn and Summer, Dick and Annette, Bel and Phoebe, Zero and Peter, Cameron and the annoying chick to my right, Valentine, Molly and Ray, Kawalsky and Alanna, and D'Anna and Hamlet all turn into lemurs. Or they arrive at prom. But my way was totally plausible, you have to admit.
VERONICA: Well, anything is possible around here.
WILLOW: No kidding.
The punch bowl is a popular gathering place. Jake and Krycek are wary of the punch and discuss going to Venice some day. I guess they don't have punch in Venice. Sam who is unrelated to Dean and Luke talk about their dates. Amazingly only one of them came to the prom with Jack. Isabel and Sam who is unrelated to Dean tell each other how beautiful they are. Which works out well because the Sam who is related to Dean, while attractive, is not what I would call 'pretty.'
Parker and the same Sam talk about what's under Jack's kilt.
VERONICA: Given that it's Jack, my guess is nothing.
WILLOW: Given that it's Jack, it's amazing he didn't skip the kilt entirely.
Sam tells Anders that he is Parker's knight in shining tuxedo. I'm all for knights as a species, so I support Anders in this lifestyle. Especially since it keeps Parker away from Seely.
Cedric tells River that if she falls asleep, he'll get her back to her room safely. Tori and Annette are glad there is nothing furry in the punch bowl. As are we all, quite frankly.
Bel and Anders are, according to my notes, "all friendly-like" which is good because Anders could certainly use good friends and if Bel is willing to lend a hand with that I am all for it. As is Parker, who is glad that Bel didn't punch him this time.
Jack asks Lana to dance. Cally asks Mac if she and Veronica were ever a couple. Mac, of course, says no because she's never been suicidal or insane.
VERONICA: You mean like your boyfriend is now?
WILLOW: Or yours?
Peter Parker partakes of the punch. He chats with Zero, Isabel and Angela. Tori and Angela compliment each other's dresses.
There is dancing! River and Cedric, Anders and Parker, Jake and Parker, Jack and Sam, Dick and Annette, Zero and Peter, Cameron and Veronica, John Crichton and Rory, Jim and Lana, River and Jack, Shawn and Summer, Cally and Mac, Parker and the Mountie, Jarod and Isabel, Kawalsky and Aly, and Jack and Lana make with both the getting of down, and the boogie of oogieing.
There are security and chaperones to make sure everything is safe and at least plausibly legal. Mr. Lyman and Aly are... okay, my notes say "cute" but no way am I saying that about a couple of teachers. Boundaries, people! Anakin gives Rose a present, which is awfully sweet of him. Rory fixes Anakin's tie, which is awfully sweet of her unless she was fixing it so tight that it choked him, in which case we get more into the realm of personal issues.
Parker asks Constable Fraser to dance, because she ignored my earlier comment about boundaries. Rose tells River this is her first school dance. Not to jinx it or anything but I'd say it's a good one to start with. At least there weren't any hellhounds or anything trying to ruin it. Well, besides Veronica.
VERONICA: I wouldn't want to ruin anyone's night. All I want to do is have fun with my boyfriend.
WILLOW: Just you saying that ruins my night.
Aly and Charlie compliment each other's outfits. Laura is there, as is Geordi. And Dean Tick talks to Constable Fraser.
VERONICA: The chaperones stay for the whole dance. That's very noble of them. It also means that they are there when the Prom Court is announced. Anders is the Junior Prom Prince and Isabel is the Princess. You people actually voted for Anders? Are you on drugs? The Senior Prom King and Queen are Jack and Alanna. There is boggling from winners and applauding from the crowd. The winners get their crowns and then dance. Congratulations to all of you. Except Anders.
WILLOW: Don't listen to her, Anders! I would've voted for you twice if I could've!
VERONICA: The punch has finally been spiked. Wow, that took longer than usual. Valentine is tipsy. He tries to offer punch to River, but she has sniffed it and tells him it makes her sleepy. She tells him to stay away from the boats in his current drunken state. That's very good advice, River.
Annette and Dick drink so they are well prepared for the Thriller dance. Annette is clearly a crazy person if she is willingly dating Dick. I could tell you stories, Annette.
Z drinks some of the punch and later drunk dials someone. Huh. I got a drunk call from Logan last night. Maybe Z called one of her exes. D'anna samples the punch. And Dick and Kawalsky inspect the punch. Kawalsky thinks the squirrels spiked the punch to get better ratings. You guys wouldn't do that, right.
*sounds of chittering* Okay, maybe you would.
There is more dancing. The Grease Megamix gets Sam Carter and Kawalsky, Luke and Z and Peter Parker and Isabel on the dance floor. I always wanted to be a pink lady.
WILLOW: Wouldn't that involve being some approximation of human first?
VERONICA: It's not my problem if you can't understand basic human concepts. I'm surprised you haven't learned them here yet. Aly and Josh dance to Red Red Wine. As do Isabel and Cedric and D'anna and Jack. Is that a good example for teachers to be setting for their students? Wait, this is Fandom. Who am I kidding?
Annette tries to get a Thriller dance going and The Tick does the entire Thriller dance. Go Dean Tick! You are a man of many talents.
Isabel and Jack dance to You and Me.
Cameron and I talk during Ever the Same. We were on our way for a gondola ride after that when the squirrels kidnapped me. I'll be back, baby, I promise!
WILLOW: You heard her, Cameron! It's your last chance to run for it!
VERONICA: Parker and Jack dance, though Parker has doubts because of the song. I don't blame you. It's a stupid song. Apparently bad enough that it makes Parker huddle in the dark corner alone.
Not-Prom. It's like Prom, except not so much.
Buffy organizes the Not Prom for all the suckers who weren't cool enough for the actual prom. There's a campfire for people to gather around. Naomi arrives and Buffy tells her they can grill Peeps. I wonder if they explode over a campfire like they do in the microwave. Hermione and Buffy discuss planting trees. Marco tells Buffy that Peeps explode in the microwave. I've never actually met anyone who had done that.
WILLOW: Why would anybody torture Peeps like that? It's not their fault they aren't Kosher!
VERONICA: Buffy and Katara discuss the relative climates of their homes. Wow, they must lead exceptionally boring lives to be talking about the weather. Nadia and Walter talk about kilts and me and some other stuff. Which reminds me. Walter, do you remember that talk you and I had waaaaay back when you and Nadia started dating? All I'm gonna say is you're lucky I left my taser at home.
WILLOW: If you forgot your taser, how are you keeping Cameron around?
VERONICA: I told you, he loves me. He has good taste, unlike some knights around here. Nadia asks Al if Walter told him, which he apparently didn't and now Al is worried. You shouldn't be worried, Al. You should be hurting Walter.
Dean and Alec are there. No word on what they were doing. Chad and Teddy are snuggly and agree that Not Prom is way better than Prom. That's because you weren't there. There were gondola rides! Teddy and Nadia do the wave. Buffy convinces Turtle that she needs Peeps.
WILLOW: I hear that Peepsple who need Peepsple are the luckiest Peepsple in the world.
VERONICA: I'm going to pretend you didn't just say that and tell everyone that Alphonse says hi to Buffy.
Sokka and Evie arrive and are cute. The squirrels seem very excited about this. They are also excited about Jude and Rikku being cute and bouncy.
They have food at the Not Prom. Chad and Jude talk about catching popcorn. I hope they're talking about the food and not some bizarre new disease. Katara is hyper. Apparently someone gave her too many Peeps. Chad and Pippi say hi. Evie thanks Buffy for the party. And someone teaches Sokka about the melting Peeps.
There's also music at the Not Prom, some of it courtesy of Chad and Nadia. Sokka and Evie and Rikku and Jude all dance and then get snuggly.
And I think we're finally through all the notes.
WILLOW: Good. You can go away now. Preferably far. Directly into the sun, for instance.
VERONICA: I'd much prefer to spend my evening with Cameron, not you. So I think I'll go back to the dance and find him so we can take that gondola ride.
WILLOW: I realize I might not want the answer to this but plese tell me that 'gondola ride' isn't a euphamism for something.
VERONICA: Oh, we'll be doing that, too, no doubt. You know, if you want your boyfriend to actually like you, I can give you some pointers.
WILLOW: Yep. There's dinner again. Okay Fandom, let's all save ourselves from Wackjob McPsychostein here and say good night.
VERONICA: Good night, Fandom. I'm sorry I had to graduate and leave you stuck with subpar broadcasting.
WILLOW: I'm sorry you ever went to this school in the first place.
VERONICA: I'm sorry you ever showed up here.
WILLOW: And once again we are in agreement in sentiment if not pronouns. Clearly this means the world is about to end. For the record, it's not my fault.
VERONICA: Let's get out of here while the getting is good. Happy Prom Night, Fandom! Don't forget to use protection!
WILLOW: Or brain bleach to erase the memory of Veronica! Good night!
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VERONICA: The squirrels dragged me away from the prom and brought me here. Who let you touch the radio?
WILLOW: Who let you back on the island? Though I do not blame the squirrels for trying to control how many people you infected with your ickyness.
VERONICA: Clearly the squirrels were concerned about your inability to effectively communicate the news. They wanted someone who could actually communicate effectively with people.
WILLOW: Still not seeing how this means you get to touch one of these microphones.
School: A place I'm surprised Veronica didn't flunk out of
Jim, Annette, Kawalsky, Naomi, Sam who is related to Dean, and Matilda have detention today with Mr. Noblet. Today's detention was all about locking Seely into a room with Veronica because there is no torture greater than that, believe me.
VERONICA: I don't even know this Seely, so it's kind of mean for you to say that I'd be tortured by his presence. Though if he doesn't like you, he's a-okay in my book.
WILLOW: He's the guy who looks like Angel but somehow lacks the innate charisma.
VERONICA: Does he use as much product? Because that would be bad for the environment.
WILLOW: I don't know that it's actually possible for anyone to use that much product. I think Angel has somehow managed to lay claim to all forms of the elemental concept of hair gel. On the other hand he doesn't grab people in inappropriate places. Well, not when he's souled anyway.
VERONICA: Why would anyone want to grab you in an inappropriate place?
WILLOW: Why would anyone want to grab you, period? Anyway, Gun club meets, does each other's hair, and gets ready for Prom because why should they be different from darn near everyone today?
Dorms: putting a stool next to an activity cow and milking it to death
Annette and Dick get ready for prom. Annette promises to hate Veronica which just goes to show that she is very wise.
VERONICA: Who is Annette? And why would she hate me?
WILLOW: Because you're evil?
VERONICA: I'm evil? You're the one who hijacked my radio show with your psycho roommate.
WILLOW: My radio show now! See? I even made a little sign. Read it and weep.
VERONICA: Well, payback is a bitch.
WILLOW: Wow. There are so many easy replies to that that my quip-fu is broken. Instead I shall be the bigger person and continue reporting the news.
Dawn prepares for all things promish by taking a relaxing bubble bath. Molly stops by for help getting into her dress. Wouldn't it get all wet and bubbly? Oh, Katara is there too. which just goes to show it's okay to get dressed in a bubble bath so long as you've got a water bender handy. Rikku stops by for all things hair-related and River investigates the girliness and possibly the fact that she is not influenced by Katara's powers in spite of what her name might otherwise imply.
Lana gets ready for prom and Jim is all cute and squeaky at her. Later they have smoochies. Isabel partakes of prom getting readiness and Angela stops by for hair assistance. Not to spoil the rest of the radio broadcast for you folks but this is going to be a theme. Prom readiness, not Angela showing up everywhere. I make no promises about Jamie.
Anyway, a note and a box show up at Isabel's door. Possibly also for hair help. Setsuna mopes in her room. Awww! Need hugs and/or ice cream? This, by the way, would be me showing sympathy which of course is one of those human emotions that Veronica doesn't understand.
VERONICA: What gave you the idea that I don't understand human emotions, you whacko?
WILLOW: We've met?
VERONICA: I'm still not convinced you're not somehow related to Trina.
WILLOW: Do I look like one of my relatives turns into a bunny? Wait, don't answer that.
VERONICA: No trash-talking my ex. You don't even know him.
WILLOW: Why am I not surprised that you had to focus your dating within the animal kingdom?
VERONICA: He was a bunny twice! And the first time was when he was dating Rory. So there.
WILLOW: Now I'm picturing you having incredibly scary threesomes while Rory was clearly under a spell, so let's just move on to the other dorm activities.
Jude picks up Rikku for prom. Lift with your legs, Jude. Tori gets ready for prom, Parker gets ready for prom and Zero rushes in with a hair emergency. You know things are dire when Zero is begging for help with her hair. Prom is serious business people!
Neil tells Parker she's looking good. Get your own date, Neil. River and D'anna join in on the fad of getting hair help.
Jack gets ready for prom and is bewildered by all the clothing options. It's a prom. You're a guy. Wear a tux. Not that I'm bitter. Sam who is unrelated to Dean lends Jack a hand. With the clothes! At least so far as I know. Rory gets ready and is picked up by Luke. Demyx mopes but with music.
I get ready for prom. The most wonderful boyfriend in all the land comes by to give me a corsage. My notes here say the squirrels awwed at the cuteness. I'm hoping they also looked away after about five minutes. No reason. I'm just saying.
VERONICA: Wow, you still have a boyfriend? What did you do, cast a love spell on him?
WILLOW: Peter and I are totally - of course we're always going to... because SHUT UP, that's why!
VERONICA: Trouble in paradise? Did he finally realize you're completely insane?
WILLOW: What part of 'shut up' did I fail to make clear?
VERONICA: Okay, fine, you can keep reading the news by yourself.
WILLOW: Good! D'Anna? Totally getting ready for prom. Angela? Same deal. She makes Marty go humina over how pretty she looks with the new hair and the dress and all.
Bel and Phoebe? Bucking tradition by waiting for someone after prom. My favorite cooking study buddy happens to stop by their room and say hi. I guess to keep them company while they waited.
VERONICA: That better be all he was doing.
WILLOW: Marie and Jamie enjoy movie night, which I hope was a lot of fun for them even if it didn't involve parties or dancing. King Jack brings Cedric back to his room, possibly to do things that I myself enjoy doing with royalty and wow just how spiked was that punch anyway?
VERONICA: I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
WILLOW: I have similar reactions when I'm around you.
Town: Location of many fun things, a good deal of which are going to be reported in another part of this broadcast
Cam and Veronica do things that NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT, THANK YOU.
VERONICA: What's the matter, jealous?
WILLOW: Just trying not to revisit my dinner, thanks.
Moist learns that the cat is named Not Tiddles at the Post Office. What's the cat's name when it's at J,GoB? Luke's Diner finds Jude being dreamy and Stanley who is not my stuffed dog being lunchy. Pippi goes out to check on her boat. The twins sleep at Sparky Repairs. Because opening it is so old fashioned.
The way easier to spell Book Haven sees Al working and Katara stopping by to be cute. Photo Hut has a prom special going on, so take advantage of it if you haven't yet. Unless you're Veronica because we all know that her form of evil can't be captured on film.
VERONICA: Oh, honey, you want to see evil? Look in the mirror
WILLOW: Not all of us are as vain as some people I could mention.
VERONICA: You probably think this broadcast is about you.
WILLOW: Well it was until some jerk crashed it.
VERONICA: How's it feel?
WILLOW: Have you considered therapy? Or a stepladder which could be used to get over yourself?
VERONICA: Hey, it's not my fault the squirrels dragged me here tonight. I'd much rather be dancing with my boyfriend. Or back at the hotel with him.
WILLOW: This is rather similar to my desire for you to be pretty much anywhere I'm not.
Setsuna tries not to be emo at the Devil's Nest. Might a change of name help the process? No Dancing Here 'Cause Prom's In The Park sees Tino at the bar since Ellen's got a case of nostalgia.
This morning at The Perk Parker lets Jack know about how Weiss is gone and asks that Jack saves a dance for her. Parker asks this, I mean. I have no idea on Weiss's feelings on the subject. In the afternoon Annoying McEvilson decides to have caffiene and summons her friends to join her. Don't try to pretend like you could ever be cool enough to be a witch, Veronica. Or pretend that you have friends for that matter.
VERONICA: I think the notes will prove that I have friends. And at least my friends aren't complete nutjobs like your pal, Marie.
WILLOW: If by 'nutjob' you mean 'way cooler than you'll ever be' then yes, Marie is a nutjob.
Anyway, Cally stops by and talks about things that are so not appropriate for radio broadcast. Nadia talks to Veronica about travel plans. Take her with you, Nadia, please! Wyatt finds Veronica to be hot. Because he's blind. And Veronica picks on my poor cooking study buddy, like she wasn't evil enough.
VERONICA: Your poor cooking study buddy totally deserved it. Do you have any idea what he's been up to lately?
WILLOW: Did it involve kicking you in the shin?
Wade and Arashi have a date on the beach. Possibly a fig too, and maybe some raisins.
VERONICA: Are you in special ed?
WILLOW: I realize my vocabulary is a little advanced for you but I don't have time to stop the broadcast just to draw you some pictures.
Jane asks The Doctor to take her home. That's awfully gentlemanly for him to walk her like that. Rosette isn't feeling well, but John Connor picks her up for prom anyway and I know I'm Jewish but I still feel like somebody doesn't have the right definition of "nun" here and it's not me.
VERONICA: Is John Connor related to Angel?
WILLOW: Ew! Ew! A thousand times ew! Bad enough I have mental images of Angel when he was with B... his former girlfriend. I do not need pictures of him with nuns!
VERONICA: What about mental images of him and Logan?
WILLOW: Oh god. Isn't it bad enough he was once known for nailing puppies up against a wall? Did he have to move on to bunnies too?
In much happier and less disgusting news BRIDGE AND XANDER ARE ALL SNUGGLY TOGETHER YAY!!!!!!!
VERONICA: Finally, something we can agree on!
WILLOW: A broken clock is right at least twice a day.
It's Prom Night in Fandom
There are gondola rides in the pond. Angela and Marty, Peter and Zero, Jaye and Jarod Aeryn and John and Bel and Phoebe all take advantage. Of the rides. Not each other. Well they might do that too but it'd be inappropriate for me to talk about it and boy I am so not drinking spiked punch ever again
VERONICA: Oh, I want to take a gondola ride when I get back to the dance. Not that Cameron is listening to the broadcast right now, since he's waiting for me.
WILLOW: Because he's insane.
VERONICA: My boyfriend loves me. I didn't have to cast a spell to get him to date me.
WILLOW: Of course not. The grain alcohol was more than enough to dull his senses.
VERONICA: Oh, your boyfriend is an alcoholic? Now it makes more sense. Or did he turn into one because of being forced to spend so much time with you?
WILLOW: I could turn you into a puppet, you know. Just ask Seely.
VERONICA: I'm terrified. Really. My best friend could blow you up with a flick of her wrist. Let's just finish this so I can get back to my date.
WILLOW: And me to mine. At the prom, people make with the arriving and mingling. Jack arrives in a kilt - which is an acceptable alternative to my earlier tux suggestion - and with three dates. Because Jack wouldn't be Jack without a harem. Irulan arrives and chats with Isabel. Isabel zings left and chats with Anders. Stark and Z both show up and talk with Tori.
And Jake and Krycek, Rory and Luke, Tori, Parker and Anders, Lana and Jim, Cally and Mac, Shawn and Summer, Dick and Annette, Bel and Phoebe, Zero and Peter, Cameron and the annoying chick to my right, Valentine, Molly and Ray, Kawalsky and Alanna, and D'Anna and Hamlet all turn into lemurs. Or they arrive at prom. But my way was totally plausible, you have to admit.
VERONICA: Well, anything is possible around here.
WILLOW: No kidding.
The punch bowl is a popular gathering place. Jake and Krycek are wary of the punch and discuss going to Venice some day. I guess they don't have punch in Venice. Sam who is unrelated to Dean and Luke talk about their dates. Amazingly only one of them came to the prom with Jack. Isabel and Sam who is unrelated to Dean tell each other how beautiful they are. Which works out well because the Sam who is related to Dean, while attractive, is not what I would call 'pretty.'
Parker and the same Sam talk about what's under Jack's kilt.
VERONICA: Given that it's Jack, my guess is nothing.
WILLOW: Given that it's Jack, it's amazing he didn't skip the kilt entirely.
Sam tells Anders that he is Parker's knight in shining tuxedo. I'm all for knights as a species, so I support Anders in this lifestyle. Especially since it keeps Parker away from Seely.
Cedric tells River that if she falls asleep, he'll get her back to her room safely. Tori and Annette are glad there is nothing furry in the punch bowl. As are we all, quite frankly.
Bel and Anders are, according to my notes, "all friendly-like" which is good because Anders could certainly use good friends and if Bel is willing to lend a hand with that I am all for it. As is Parker, who is glad that Bel didn't punch him this time.
Jack asks Lana to dance. Cally asks Mac if she and Veronica were ever a couple. Mac, of course, says no because she's never been suicidal or insane.
VERONICA: You mean like your boyfriend is now?
WILLOW: Or yours?
Peter Parker partakes of the punch. He chats with Zero, Isabel and Angela. Tori and Angela compliment each other's dresses.
There is dancing! River and Cedric, Anders and Parker, Jake and Parker, Jack and Sam, Dick and Annette, Zero and Peter, Cameron and Veronica, John Crichton and Rory, Jim and Lana, River and Jack, Shawn and Summer, Cally and Mac, Parker and the Mountie, Jarod and Isabel, Kawalsky and Aly, and Jack and Lana make with both the getting of down, and the boogie of oogieing.
There are security and chaperones to make sure everything is safe and at least plausibly legal. Mr. Lyman and Aly are... okay, my notes say "cute" but no way am I saying that about a couple of teachers. Boundaries, people! Anakin gives Rose a present, which is awfully sweet of him. Rory fixes Anakin's tie, which is awfully sweet of her unless she was fixing it so tight that it choked him, in which case we get more into the realm of personal issues.
Parker asks Constable Fraser to dance, because she ignored my earlier comment about boundaries. Rose tells River this is her first school dance. Not to jinx it or anything but I'd say it's a good one to start with. At least there weren't any hellhounds or anything trying to ruin it. Well, besides Veronica.
VERONICA: I wouldn't want to ruin anyone's night. All I want to do is have fun with my boyfriend.
WILLOW: Just you saying that ruins my night.
Aly and Charlie compliment each other's outfits. Laura is there, as is Geordi. And Dean Tick talks to Constable Fraser.
VERONICA: The chaperones stay for the whole dance. That's very noble of them. It also means that they are there when the Prom Court is announced. Anders is the Junior Prom Prince and Isabel is the Princess. You people actually voted for Anders? Are you on drugs? The Senior Prom King and Queen are Jack and Alanna. There is boggling from winners and applauding from the crowd. The winners get their crowns and then dance. Congratulations to all of you. Except Anders.
WILLOW: Don't listen to her, Anders! I would've voted for you twice if I could've!
VERONICA: The punch has finally been spiked. Wow, that took longer than usual. Valentine is tipsy. He tries to offer punch to River, but she has sniffed it and tells him it makes her sleepy. She tells him to stay away from the boats in his current drunken state. That's very good advice, River.
Annette and Dick drink so they are well prepared for the Thriller dance. Annette is clearly a crazy person if she is willingly dating Dick. I could tell you stories, Annette.
Z drinks some of the punch and later drunk dials someone. Huh. I got a drunk call from Logan last night. Maybe Z called one of her exes. D'anna samples the punch. And Dick and Kawalsky inspect the punch. Kawalsky thinks the squirrels spiked the punch to get better ratings. You guys wouldn't do that, right.
*sounds of chittering* Okay, maybe you would.
There is more dancing. The Grease Megamix gets Sam Carter and Kawalsky, Luke and Z and Peter Parker and Isabel on the dance floor. I always wanted to be a pink lady.
WILLOW: Wouldn't that involve being some approximation of human first?
VERONICA: It's not my problem if you can't understand basic human concepts. I'm surprised you haven't learned them here yet. Aly and Josh dance to Red Red Wine. As do Isabel and Cedric and D'anna and Jack. Is that a good example for teachers to be setting for their students? Wait, this is Fandom. Who am I kidding?
Annette tries to get a Thriller dance going and The Tick does the entire Thriller dance. Go Dean Tick! You are a man of many talents.
Isabel and Jack dance to You and Me.
Cameron and I talk during Ever the Same. We were on our way for a gondola ride after that when the squirrels kidnapped me. I'll be back, baby, I promise!
WILLOW: You heard her, Cameron! It's your last chance to run for it!
VERONICA: Parker and Jack dance, though Parker has doubts because of the song. I don't blame you. It's a stupid song. Apparently bad enough that it makes Parker huddle in the dark corner alone.
Not-Prom. It's like Prom, except not so much.
Buffy organizes the Not Prom for all the suckers who weren't cool enough for the actual prom. There's a campfire for people to gather around. Naomi arrives and Buffy tells her they can grill Peeps. I wonder if they explode over a campfire like they do in the microwave. Hermione and Buffy discuss planting trees. Marco tells Buffy that Peeps explode in the microwave. I've never actually met anyone who had done that.
WILLOW: Why would anybody torture Peeps like that? It's not their fault they aren't Kosher!
VERONICA: Buffy and Katara discuss the relative climates of their homes. Wow, they must lead exceptionally boring lives to be talking about the weather. Nadia and Walter talk about kilts and me and some other stuff. Which reminds me. Walter, do you remember that talk you and I had waaaaay back when you and Nadia started dating? All I'm gonna say is you're lucky I left my taser at home.
WILLOW: If you forgot your taser, how are you keeping Cameron around?
VERONICA: I told you, he loves me. He has good taste, unlike some knights around here. Nadia asks Al if Walter told him, which he apparently didn't and now Al is worried. You shouldn't be worried, Al. You should be hurting Walter.
Dean and Alec are there. No word on what they were doing. Chad and Teddy are snuggly and agree that Not Prom is way better than Prom. That's because you weren't there. There were gondola rides! Teddy and Nadia do the wave. Buffy convinces Turtle that she needs Peeps.
WILLOW: I hear that Peepsple who need Peepsple are the luckiest Peepsple in the world.
VERONICA: I'm going to pretend you didn't just say that and tell everyone that Alphonse says hi to Buffy.
Sokka and Evie arrive and are cute. The squirrels seem very excited about this. They are also excited about Jude and Rikku being cute and bouncy.
They have food at the Not Prom. Chad and Jude talk about catching popcorn. I hope they're talking about the food and not some bizarre new disease. Katara is hyper. Apparently someone gave her too many Peeps. Chad and Pippi say hi. Evie thanks Buffy for the party. And someone teaches Sokka about the melting Peeps.
There's also music at the Not Prom, some of it courtesy of Chad and Nadia. Sokka and Evie and Rikku and Jude all dance and then get snuggly.
And I think we're finally through all the notes.
WILLOW: Good. You can go away now. Preferably far. Directly into the sun, for instance.
VERONICA: I'd much prefer to spend my evening with Cameron, not you. So I think I'll go back to the dance and find him so we can take that gondola ride.
WILLOW: I realize I might not want the answer to this but plese tell me that 'gondola ride' isn't a euphamism for something.
VERONICA: Oh, we'll be doing that, too, no doubt. You know, if you want your boyfriend to actually like you, I can give you some pointers.
WILLOW: Yep. There's dinner again. Okay Fandom, let's all save ourselves from Wackjob McPsychostein here and say good night.
VERONICA: Good night, Fandom. I'm sorry I had to graduate and leave you stuck with subpar broadcasting.
WILLOW: I'm sorry you ever went to this school in the first place.
VERONICA: I'm sorry you ever showed up here.
WILLOW: And once again we are in agreement in sentiment if not pronouns. Clearly this means the world is about to end. For the record, it's not my fault.
VERONICA: Let's get out of here while the getting is good. Happy Prom Night, Fandom! Don't forget to use protection!
WILLOW: Or brain bleach to erase the memory of Veronica! Good night!
[ooc: Major, major thanks to all the link gatherers and to
marsheadtilt for the coding teamwork. Y'all rock in STEREO.]
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Walter decided there wasn't much point in explaining to Veronica.
Best to just avoid her.
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Except for the whole preoccupied thing.
Just as well, because he might've been super ragey with Veronica afterward.
[OOC: *loves you guys and the snark show so so so so so so much*]
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