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Umbridge Island Radio, Monday, July 23rd
Good morning, loyal and rule abiding residents of Umbridge Island, non-rule abiding resistance members will of course be hunted down and shown the error of their ways. In case you've forgotten since last week when I gave you the exact same speech, this is Cara, bringing you all the important and noteworthy news.
*paper shuffling*
Except that apparently one or more of the squirrels have apparently decided to go into fiction writing. Because that will get their rum ration restored. Except that it won't.
*chittering*
If you handed in different notes last night, why are they like this, this morning, then? No matter, I'll figure out who's responsible and deal with them personally after the show. In any case enjoy the 'news', people.
School
Raven was apparently in the Library, because we all know that she would rather stay there and read than visit detention, and the English and Scottish book were fighting, which is against the rules, even for books.
Dorms
Natalie came back to the room she shared with some boy, whoever wrote this could at least have tried for realism, and they talked about an earthquake the other night. What earthquake?
Stacey was packing for some reason, which surprised Anna when she walked through the wall.
Town
There was watching of volcano videos at Demon Marcus, our budding storyteller likes natural disasters apparently, while Zayne apparently escaped from detention and made straight for a restaurant, can't say I blame him given what passes for food in there. Coulson was playing appropriate meditation music at Wellspring Arms.
Kennedy was emailing at the Perk, when Sookie came by to talk about college, by which she meant detention, which is where in reality she spent the day, probably staring at a wall, and Harper explained she'd been living out of her suitcase for a month, or she would have been if she wasn't a loyal member of the student body.
Jaina, now the squirrels have taken to making people up, was running along the beach, when she ran into her great-grandaughter, as you do on Umbridge Island, and a guy who was a kitten for a week. That sounds like a set up for a bad joke. Like the one about the blonde whose brain Momoko was worried about overheating in the sun.
Furthering the list of bad squirrel jokes is the one about a dinner party for Jono, seeing as the guy doesn't have a mouth and wouldn't be going out for dinner even if he did, the lack of mouth led to Karla teasing him about his accent, Raven was careful about her drinking, since she's more than mean enough sober, and Emma told Jono to stop moping, huh guess they were worried about having her be out of character, Squall told him to go for lager instead of wine despite, I repeat, no mouth, and that ones's really less funny than whoever wrote it thinks, other topics of discussion involve how being queen involved adults throwing tantrums, Emma thinking Karla was a terrible manager, the part being simple, metaphors involving more natural disasters, plans after summer, work being off-limits, what the guy without a mouth should order, shopping, how holding dances was stupid and we should be glad if we miss them, that Umbridge Island is our home now, betting, and being fashionably late.
Over at some bar, Susan... who? was worried about stepping on olives, and the Clinic was open.
Right, now that you've all had a chance to listen to that sterling fictional masterpiece, I'm going to burn these so no one else gets any ideas, then find out who wrote this tripe to begin with.
*paper shuffling*
Except that apparently one or more of the squirrels have apparently decided to go into fiction writing. Because that will get their rum ration restored. Except that it won't.
*chittering*
If you handed in different notes last night, why are they like this, this morning, then? No matter, I'll figure out who's responsible and deal with them personally after the show. In any case enjoy the 'news', people.
School
Raven was apparently in the Library, because we all know that she would rather stay there and read than visit detention, and the English and Scottish book were fighting, which is against the rules, even for books.
Dorms
Natalie came back to the room she shared with some boy, whoever wrote this could at least have tried for realism, and they talked about an earthquake the other night. What earthquake?
Stacey was packing for some reason, which surprised Anna when she walked through the wall.
Town
There was watching of volcano videos at Demon Marcus, our budding storyteller likes natural disasters apparently, while Zayne apparently escaped from detention and made straight for a restaurant, can't say I blame him given what passes for food in there. Coulson was playing appropriate meditation music at Wellspring Arms.
Kennedy was emailing at the Perk, when Sookie came by to talk about college, by which she meant detention, which is where in reality she spent the day, probably staring at a wall, and Harper explained she'd been living out of her suitcase for a month, or she would have been if she wasn't a loyal member of the student body.
Jaina, now the squirrels have taken to making people up, was running along the beach, when she ran into her great-grandaughter, as you do on Umbridge Island, and a guy who was a kitten for a week. That sounds like a set up for a bad joke. Like the one about the blonde whose brain Momoko was worried about overheating in the sun.
Furthering the list of bad squirrel jokes is the one about a dinner party for Jono, seeing as the guy doesn't have a mouth and wouldn't be going out for dinner even if he did, the lack of mouth led to Karla teasing him about his accent, Raven was careful about her drinking, since she's more than mean enough sober, and Emma told Jono to stop moping, huh guess they were worried about having her be out of character, Squall told him to go for lager instead of wine despite, I repeat, no mouth, and that ones's really less funny than whoever wrote it thinks, other topics of discussion involve how being queen involved adults throwing tantrums, Emma thinking Karla was a terrible manager, the part being simple, metaphors involving more natural disasters, plans after summer, work being off-limits, what the guy without a mouth should order, shopping, how holding dances was stupid and we should be glad if we miss them, that Umbridge Island is our home now, betting, and being fashionably late.
Over at some bar, Susan... who? was worried about stepping on olives, and the Clinic was open.
Right, now that you've all had a chance to listen to that sterling fictional masterpiece, I'm going to burn these so no one else gets any ideas, then find out who wrote this tripe to begin with.