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fandom_radio2007-04-04 10:53 pm
fates_jaye) wrote in fandom_radio2007-04-04 10:53 pm
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Fandom Radio, April 4
Jaye: This is Jaye, and I have the best notes ever. Because they start with Rikku, Seely, Alec, Hamlet and Zero getting detention. People! I got to announce detention again! I think Principal Zoe loves me.
Edumacation
Jaye: History learned about wars, not that there aren't one or two of those on the books, we analyzed poems in Creative Writing, and Hunting learned about the pied piper of Hamlet. Maybe that's how he got detention.
Engineering learned about quantum mechanics, and I think that's the first time I have ever said that word. I feel both smarter and unworthy of saying it. ET Civ tried foods from different worlds, and Spy Tech tried specialty firearms. Anywhere else, a scary sentence.
Jamie: *sniffle sniffle sniffle* Yip! //Jaye! Hi! Hi! Hi! Feed me!//
Jaye: Um. There's a dog here. Hi, um, dog.
Jamie:*sighs* //I'm not a dog. I'm- Oh hell I'll just show you//
*sounds of paws skittering followed by a thump and several yelps of pain*
Jaye: Hey, the Jamie dog is here, everyone. Is Rita Skeeter back or did you step into the wrong place at the wrong time? ...I ask a dog.
Jamie: //Like I can tell anyone anyway. Now feed me.//
Jaye: That's very nice, Jamie. Principal Zoe the detention giver held office hours, Pippi visited The, Door and John Crichton- who's probably gotten confused for Jamie once or twice- visited Aly, Deadpool got a visit from Sak, and in the library, Parker and Isabel talked about prom. Nooo, too early. Though I am curious as to whether they have doggie tuxes for prom.
Jamie: //They have press hats for squirrels. Why wouldn't they have- Ooo! Squirrels!//
*Sounds of yipping, scampering and pelting of acorns*
Jamie: //Okay. For squirrels their aim is incredilbly accurate.//
Jaye: No chasey the squirrels!
Jamie: //Aw you're no fun. That's what dogs do. Hey what does-// [-this button do. Hey. That's kind of cool. I sound like a robot. Domo Origato Mr. Roboto!]
Jaye: That's... I love this town. Or at least the broadcast booth.
Jamie: [As a dog you'll find that you love everyone. I've had to stop myself from humping everyone's leg.]
...
Jamie: [Forget I said that.]
Living Conditions
Jaye:: As I sit all the way over here, Buffy set up cheerleading practice, which had people working out and stretching. Chad got funny looks from Annette and Nadia, and a hug from Pippi, and Marie, Phoebe and Lana had a nice little chat. Lana also hung out in the third floor common room with Gwynn, Sokka and Jude. My notes are kinda scant, but I'm sure there were pleasant conversations all around.
Jamie: [Oh! Wait! I can talk now! Everyone watch out for Ghreskdingelysl. Crap. Still doesn't work. Carry on.]
Jaye:: Cassie got a letter, Jack had a nightmare and there are really better ways to wake up, I think, though cutting off rabbit's feet would not be included, and ew, John and Aeryn woke up, and sometimes I wonder why the squirrels feel this is necessary to announce, but fine. And Katara had to untie Chad from the bed after Teddy tied him up last night. Can I give detention for bed-tying-to? Hell, I'm power mad. Detention! For everyone!
Jamie: [While we're at it? I'm giving this Moist fellow detention. All mailmen deserve it.]
Jaye:: Okay. Also, Rose gets detention. She pokes hard.
Jamie: [Dirty. You get detention for that.]
Jaye:: No detention for Jaye. You get detention. For being a dog.
Jamie: [Retract that or I'm humping your leg.]
Jaye: Ew! No! I have a boy-type-person! Detention for sexual harassment!
Jamie: [If he's humping your leg then you're doing it wrong. Detention for not paying attention in health class.]
Jaye: Detention for sex ed on the radio!
Jamie: [You'd think the FCC would have a filter on this translator thing. Also? You have so many detentions now you're probably going to have to serve them after you graduate.]
Jaye: I think they expect us to self-filter on pirate radio. And your grandchildren will have detention.
Jamie: [If I don't turn back into a human soon the correct term will be grand-litter. Look! Squirrels!]
*more sounds of yipping, scampering and acorn pelting*
Jaye: No chasey! Anyway, while I'm totally recording this for later... Naomi and Ami went to hang with John Connor the cookie fairy. I know. I didn't write the notes. Anders spent some time on the phone, Ami woke up achy, Irulan had hat issues, Annette and Dick talked about how to keep her in school, and my advice from someone who's gone through it? Turn 18.
Jamie: [That's wonderful advice. Feed me.]
Jaye: Maybe later. I'll take you to the park and you can eat some ducks or something.
Jamie: [Maybe Faithful has a stash of tuna around here...]
Jaye: I'm so not telling you if he does. I'd rather not get clawed. Jack talked things out with Parker and Isabel, and cheer up, Jack, there is a thing I need to talk to you about yay, Cedric talked things out with Jack, and that goes for you, too. Walter told Pippi and Nadia about going home for a little bit.
Jamie: [My roomie is leaving? That's horrible. Feed me!]
Jaye: Hush. John Connor headdesked- I would too- Sokka clucked a lot at Tori, and for that he gets detention... And oh, Evie got clucked at, too. More detention for Sokka. Also, detention for Anakin for not letting me blackmail him. And to Boy Sam for not being blackmailable enough. Turtle built a fort, Parker talked to Bridge about some stuff on the radio last night, Deadpool walked Rikku home and Jude found out it's a bad idea to mess with a guy who offers to whack people. Detention for Jude, too.
Jamie: [And right before I came over here, I was hanging out in the Fifth floor common room. I have to give a shout out to Sam Carter who was kind enough to feed me, To Rory and Vladdie who taught me the joy of chasing my tail and Naomi and I chatted about how cool I am to be a chihuahua.]
In Town: Where all the bitches hang out.
Jamie: [Hey. Bitches is a dog term. Really. *ahem* In town today, Annette succumbed to the forces of EVIL and opened the post office. Watch your step Annette. You come near me? I have to bite you. It's the law of the dog.
Over at Turtle and Canary Turtle opened up the store and Annette stopped by to buy some fireworks. Possibly as ammunition to stop an army of small chihuahuas from invading THAT EVIL BUILDING! DIE POSTMEN! DIE! ALL OF YOU!]
Jaye: Someone has issues.
Jamie: [Just the sight of a stamp makes me want to bite someone's ankles. Over in the park, The whole movie thing was going on. Hopefully Cally, Mac, Jude, Rikku and Agatha didn't step in anything I left behind at the duck pond.]
[And over in the world of retail, Giles opened the magic box, Chad opened Empire records, Smeerbite worked in the photo hut and Tori opened the bookstore. I'd like to add that all places of business have no chew toys or kibble. And I'm not sure what "Applejack Stew" is but it was at Cafe Fina and doesn't sound edible. Then again, I'm a dog and I'll probably eat it anyway. Give me a break people. I eat food off the floor. I'm not picky.]
[Over in the world of love and romance: Agatha and Stanley went on a date, Leo hung out on the beach which isn't necessarily romantic but I'm told people like long walks on the beach... and Wade and Yondaime wake up naked and... Okay. That's so wrong. After the broadcast I'm heading to your backyard and I'm leaving... presents. Plus? You both get detention.]
Jaye: I second that detention. At the clinic Wilson and Aziraphale hung out, or worked, or whatever happens there. Deadpool went to the Devil's Nest for shots but ended up carting a Rikku home, and at Caritas, where Fandom needs to wear the hell off already, Parker had a strange conversation with Jarod- of course she did- Isabel told him about prom preparations, and Jarod is nice.
Jaye: And I think that's it.
Jamie: [Feed me. Yo quiero Taco Bell.]
Jaye: Detention for you.
Jamie: [Not until you feed me.]
Jaye: How about we sign off and you can fend for yourself?
Jamie: [How about we sign off and then you can feed me. Otherwise something might happen to your little action figures.]
Jaye: More detention!
Jamie: [You can't- ZOMG! Squirrels!]
*More sounds of yipping, scampering and acorn throwing*
Jaye: I so win. Night, Fandom!
[Preplayed with the very wonderful![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
multi_madrox. And yes, we modded a radio button. La.]
Edumacation
Jaye: History learned about wars, not that there aren't one or two of those on the books, we analyzed poems in Creative Writing, and Hunting learned about the pied piper of Hamlet. Maybe that's how he got detention.
Engineering learned about quantum mechanics, and I think that's the first time I have ever said that word. I feel both smarter and unworthy of saying it. ET Civ tried foods from different worlds, and Spy Tech tried specialty firearms. Anywhere else, a scary sentence.
Jamie: *sniffle sniffle sniffle* Yip! //Jaye! Hi! Hi! Hi! Feed me!//
Jaye: Um. There's a dog here. Hi, um, dog.
Jamie:*sighs* //I'm not a dog. I'm- Oh hell I'll just show you//
*sounds of paws skittering followed by a thump and several yelps of pain*
Jaye: Hey, the Jamie dog is here, everyone. Is Rita Skeeter back or did you step into the wrong place at the wrong time? ...I ask a dog.
Jamie: //Like I can tell anyone anyway. Now feed me.//
Jaye: That's very nice, Jamie. Principal Zoe the detention giver held office hours, Pippi visited The, Door and John Crichton- who's probably gotten confused for Jamie once or twice- visited Aly, Deadpool got a visit from Sak, and in the library, Parker and Isabel talked about prom. Nooo, too early. Though I am curious as to whether they have doggie tuxes for prom.
Jamie: //They have press hats for squirrels. Why wouldn't they have- Ooo! Squirrels!//
*Sounds of yipping, scampering and pelting of acorns*
Jamie: //Okay. For squirrels their aim is incredilbly accurate.//
Jaye: No chasey the squirrels!
Jamie: //Aw you're no fun. That's what dogs do. Hey what does-// [-this button do. Hey. That's kind of cool. I sound like a robot. Domo Origato Mr. Roboto!]
Jaye: That's... I love this town. Or at least the broadcast booth.
Jamie: [As a dog you'll find that you love everyone. I've had to stop myself from humping everyone's leg.]
...
Jamie: [Forget I said that.]
Living Conditions
Jaye:: As I sit all the way over here, Buffy set up cheerleading practice, which had people working out and stretching. Chad got funny looks from Annette and Nadia, and a hug from Pippi, and Marie, Phoebe and Lana had a nice little chat. Lana also hung out in the third floor common room with Gwynn, Sokka and Jude. My notes are kinda scant, but I'm sure there were pleasant conversations all around.
Jamie: [Oh! Wait! I can talk now! Everyone watch out for Ghreskdingelysl. Crap. Still doesn't work. Carry on.]
Jaye:: Cassie got a letter, Jack had a nightmare and there are really better ways to wake up, I think, though cutting off rabbit's feet would not be included, and ew, John and Aeryn woke up, and sometimes I wonder why the squirrels feel this is necessary to announce, but fine. And Katara had to untie Chad from the bed after Teddy tied him up last night. Can I give detention for bed-tying-to? Hell, I'm power mad. Detention! For everyone!
Jamie: [While we're at it? I'm giving this Moist fellow detention. All mailmen deserve it.]
Jaye:: Okay. Also, Rose gets detention. She pokes hard.
Jamie: [Dirty. You get detention for that.]
Jaye:: No detention for Jaye. You get detention. For being a dog.
Jamie: [Retract that or I'm humping your leg.]
Jaye: Ew! No! I have a boy-type-person! Detention for sexual harassment!
Jamie: [If he's humping your leg then you're doing it wrong. Detention for not paying attention in health class.]
Jaye: Detention for sex ed on the radio!
Jamie: [You'd think the FCC would have a filter on this translator thing. Also? You have so many detentions now you're probably going to have to serve them after you graduate.]
Jaye: I think they expect us to self-filter on pirate radio. And your grandchildren will have detention.
Jamie: [If I don't turn back into a human soon the correct term will be grand-litter. Look! Squirrels!]
*more sounds of yipping, scampering and acorn pelting*
Jaye: No chasey! Anyway, while I'm totally recording this for later... Naomi and Ami went to hang with John Connor the cookie fairy. I know. I didn't write the notes. Anders spent some time on the phone, Ami woke up achy, Irulan had hat issues, Annette and Dick talked about how to keep her in school, and my advice from someone who's gone through it? Turn 18.
Jamie: [That's wonderful advice. Feed me.]
Jaye: Maybe later. I'll take you to the park and you can eat some ducks or something.
Jamie: [Maybe Faithful has a stash of tuna around here...]
Jaye: I'm so not telling you if he does. I'd rather not get clawed. Jack talked things out with Parker and Isabel, and cheer up, Jack, there is a thing I need to talk to you about yay, Cedric talked things out with Jack, and that goes for you, too. Walter told Pippi and Nadia about going home for a little bit.
Jamie: [My roomie is leaving? That's horrible. Feed me!]
Jaye: Hush. John Connor headdesked- I would too- Sokka clucked a lot at Tori, and for that he gets detention... And oh, Evie got clucked at, too. More detention for Sokka. Also, detention for Anakin for not letting me blackmail him. And to Boy Sam for not being blackmailable enough. Turtle built a fort, Parker talked to Bridge about some stuff on the radio last night, Deadpool walked Rikku home and Jude found out it's a bad idea to mess with a guy who offers to whack people. Detention for Jude, too.
Jamie: [And right before I came over here, I was hanging out in the Fifth floor common room. I have to give a shout out to Sam Carter who was kind enough to feed me, To Rory and Vladdie who taught me the joy of chasing my tail and Naomi and I chatted about how cool I am to be a chihuahua.]
In Town: Where all the bitches hang out.
Jamie: [Hey. Bitches is a dog term. Really. *ahem* In town today, Annette succumbed to the forces of EVIL and opened the post office. Watch your step Annette. You come near me? I have to bite you. It's the law of the dog.
Over at Turtle and Canary Turtle opened up the store and Annette stopped by to buy some fireworks. Possibly as ammunition to stop an army of small chihuahuas from invading THAT EVIL BUILDING! DIE POSTMEN! DIE! ALL OF YOU!]
Jaye: Someone has issues.
Jamie: [Just the sight of a stamp makes me want to bite someone's ankles. Over in the park, The whole movie thing was going on. Hopefully Cally, Mac, Jude, Rikku and Agatha didn't step in anything I left behind at the duck pond.]
[And over in the world of retail, Giles opened the magic box, Chad opened Empire records, Smeerbite worked in the photo hut and Tori opened the bookstore. I'd like to add that all places of business have no chew toys or kibble. And I'm not sure what "Applejack Stew" is but it was at Cafe Fina and doesn't sound edible. Then again, I'm a dog and I'll probably eat it anyway. Give me a break people. I eat food off the floor. I'm not picky.]
[Over in the world of love and romance: Agatha and Stanley went on a date, Leo hung out on the beach which isn't necessarily romantic but I'm told people like long walks on the beach... and Wade and Yondaime wake up naked and... Okay. That's so wrong. After the broadcast I'm heading to your backyard and I'm leaving... presents. Plus? You both get detention.]
Jaye: I second that detention. At the clinic Wilson and Aziraphale hung out, or worked, or whatever happens there. Deadpool went to the Devil's Nest for shots but ended up carting a Rikku home, and at Caritas, where Fandom needs to wear the hell off already, Parker had a strange conversation with Jarod- of course she did- Isabel told him about prom preparations, and Jarod is nice.
Jaye: And I think that's it.
Jamie: [Feed me. Yo quiero Taco Bell.]
Jaye: Detention for you.
Jamie: [Not until you feed me.]
Jaye: How about we sign off and you can fend for yourself?
Jamie: [How about we sign off and then you can feed me. Otherwise something might happen to your little action figures.]
Jaye: More detention!
Jamie: [You can't- ZOMG! Squirrels!]
*More sounds of yipping, scampering and acorn throwing*
Jaye: I so win. Night, Fandom!
[Preplayed with the very wonderful
multi_madrox. And yes, we modded a radio button. La.]
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And in between all that, she was laughing herself ill at the Jamie & Jaye show.
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