fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Tuesday Morning

Loki: I do not understand your need to shove me into this booth, rodents! I have better things with which to occupy my mornings!

Alex: No, I--I was sleeping, I don’t want to--you really don’t have to--you. What are you doing here?

Loki: Ugh, you. I am here to 'hang out' with you, Ares-son. As we are the very best of friends.

Alex: Did you get bitten by a gremlin or something?

Loki: It is called sarcasm. I did not realize you too dim to know.

Alex: I’m not dim! It just sounded like the way you always talk! Like a *MICROPHONE FEEDBACK*.

Loki: I AM NOT A CAT!

Alex: …I...you know what, fine, whatever. Can we just read these notes and get out of here already?

Loki: I loathe you. In school in the the library, there was thunder. Which is... strange. And worthy of investigation today, I believe. Holmes arrived in order to be shown the computers there. Old, horrid devices. I have a pad of the I and it works quite admirably compared to those lumps of plastic. The Librarian was also there to greet William. Possibly to figure out the thundering as well.

Alex: Maybe Thor came to visit and didn’t tell you.

Loki: Maybe--shut up.

Loki: Philosophy class was asked if they would sacrifice three stangers to save a friend an I am wondering how that is even a question worthy of note. They also made their introductions before the teacher asked them how it made them feel. Again, this question seems without purpose. You are alive, they are dead. It should not be that difficult.

Alex: Some people have these things called ‘morals.’ I don’t know if you’ve heard of them.

Loki: Silence, whelp. In the Diversity class, we were told how little the teacher wished to be there, but it was still an interesting time! Though I am still confused by the inclusion of the harmonica in our introductions. Sparkle was called stupid by a talking cat who hates all humans. Such as Butters, who I find worthy of such hate for his behavior when I believed I was a model. Thelma, the new ghost girl, was called creepy by the cat as well. Spirits and humans, it would seem now. Sholeh was also hated, though this time it was for her name. I am uncertain what a dying baby sounds like, so I cannot confirm the angry cat's claim on it. After that, we were allowed to suggest future classes should we have an idea. And Seifer taught the pronunciation of his name. Which is, in all likelihood, not like that of a dying baby.

Alex: Cypher? See-fer? One of those. Or neither, I don’t know.

Loki: At least there is no umlaut.

Alex: Maybe the squirrels just forgot to put it in. Ow! One of them threw an acorn at me!

Loki: They can be quite adorable when they do that! In the Relationship class, they were told that it was a trap. Oh! I understand that reference! Do not date anyone whose gender you are not absolutely certain of. They made their introductions before finding someone with whome to converse. Juliet and Rilla discussed the weather and Minako and Topher discussed their teacher's oddities.

Loki: In the History class, Yakko sang from inside a water cooler and then encouraged others to join in. How... nice of him.

Alex: He wanted them to join him inside the water cooler?

Loki: Perhaps it was larger than expected?

Alex: Are you sure it doesn’t say--I don’t know, water tower...no, water cooler. Huh.

Loki: In the dorms, we had Sia working at the salle. There, she was mistake for a Jedi by the Anakin who does not teach. Though he is quite good at jumping off roofs.

Alex: Everybody needs a skill. In town, Seifer was hiring at Groovy Tunes and Millie was hiring at the bookstore. Surreal wasn’t hiring at the Magic Box, but she was offering a discount to people who knew what they were doing, like George, I guess, although since they talked about explosions I’m not 100% sure of that.

Loki: I work there! Why does no one ever come on my day?

Alex: Because no one likes you.

Loki: You don't even have a job, do you?

Alex: I do so! I work for Cable on Thursdays! Oh, for those of you new kids looking for a job, Turtle & Canary is also hiring, so you’ve got plenty of options, and Valentine was giving a discount on umbrellas to people taking Ender’s class. I don’t know why. She gave the discount to Frank even though he’s not in Ender’s class, and Emma Frost--wait, Emma Frost? No clothes Emma Frost?--was happy to see her but sad she’d missed the drop bears. They were awesome, it’s true.

Loki: I believe she might wear pants now. Though, that could be fan art...

Alex: Weird. Ender was smiling at Stark Industries, and then Samus came in to tell him she was his new boss. No news on whether that changed his mood. Topher came by to ask him for Valentine’s e-mail address, and refused to just go talk to her because she was right there when Ender suggested that. And then Ben brought Ender sandwiches and they talked about Ben’s family stuff. So busy day for Ender. Jake had a less busy day at Caritas, where he thought about making a phone call and then lied to his niece. Yeah, he’s just messing with you. They don’t card there. And...wait, are we done?

Loki: If not, I will have to destroy all the rum in this horrid little room.

Alex: I think the squirrels didn’t like that idea.

*angry chittering*

Loki: ...oh. Oh my. I believe it is time we should run.

Alex: Yeah. Bye, everybody! It’s been real!