Fandom Radio, Tuesday, April 3

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool: "Good evening folks!"

Yondaime:"This is Fandom Radio and there are a lot of shiny buttons in here."

Deadpool: "Everyone, a warm welcome for my guest co-host, Arashi!"

Yondaime:"Thanks Wade, I'm glad to be here. Though I think everyone knows me better as Yondaime."



Classes


Deadpool: "Computer Science met and did a simulation to try and gain information from people. With sexy results? There was a man with a headset who was visited by my adorable minion Rikku and Nova. And there was a skinny guy over by the lockers, probably that emo thing you kooky kids are so fond of nowadays. He talked to Willow and Rikku. Rikku then went and talked to some girl in the lounge. And, according to my notes, there was an Oh Em Gee hot guy hanging out and he talked to Ami and Rikku. He was fake right? Because one of those girls is a lesbian and the other is my minion and I'd have to steal a catchphrase and say that Grr, Deadpool smash!"

Yondaime: "You need new hobbies."

Deadpool: "My hobbies are completely healthy. Advanced Tactics watched The Final Warrior. That movie with the crazy couch jumping guy, what's his name... Thom Cruz? Revolutions had fun times with explosions. A personal favorite of mine. The kiddies listened to a lecture and a weetiny dog was there. Has rabies. Poor thing. Someone take 'em out back for an Ol' Yeller moment. They broke into groups to destroy various structures. Myself, Bridge, and my other minion, who does not like goats, Tyler all talked to the lovely Aly after class. Home Economics worked on creating miniatures and that statement makes me so sad that Doc Weasel is gone. And
the rabid dog stopped by to bark at Emma. In Driver's Education we talked about the fine members of our law enforcement community. There was a lecture and some very important questions about how to avoid a confrontation with the fine men and women in blue. Oh, and Aly left me a note. Sadly not a naughty one. Even though she wants to. Superheroing talked about finding a niche in the superheroing world. I suggest avoiding anything to do with the Hulk. Ow. Just... ow. My bones still don't feel right. I'd sue, but he has that lawyer cousin and mrraow! I'd just get a sexual harassment counter-suit. There was another lecture and John talked to the rabid dog. And then they all filled out some worksheets."

Yondaime: "You positive she wants to? I think she's just being nice, Wade."

Deadpool: "Nope. She wants to see my knife."

Yondaime: "The three incher?"

Deadpool: "Whoa whoa there. No need to get jealous of my knife."

Yondaime:"I'm not jealous, I've got my own. Thank you very much."

Deadpool: "Jeal~ous. John Not A Gun had office hours and was sadly unvisited. Dr. Not Me on the other hand, had the rabid dog, Phoebe and Aziraphale visit. Aziraphale was later visited by Annette during his office hours. Popular guys. Also? The office was open. Like always. Just once I want it to be closed."

Yondaime: "...And I totally forgot I normally have my office hours today. Oh well, you're the only one who ever comes by."

Deadpool: "Aww. There there. I'll make my minions visit you some time. Sam Not A Gun opened up the library and was visited by Tori who wanted to learn about her job. We have books about strippers? Why wasn't I told about this?!"

Yondaime:"Probably because you wouldn't return them."

Deadpool: "Would too! After a while, of course. Sam and Dean discussed what happened in Ethics class. And then Sammy talked to Phoebe and Annette. Dueling Club met today. They mingled and went through a marshy obstacle course. Not!Dr. Strange was there and so was Luna, who gave me a soda once so I won't mock her for being around Not!Dr. Strange. Young Entrepreneurs met, they worked on some glittery ads. Oh, and the best teacher ever was there."
Yondaime:"Who's that? Aly?"

Deadpool: "Ha ha. No. Me. Jerk. Alpha Beta Gremlin met and then chatted. They talked about social activity and then service project. Take care of that rabid dog running around. Seriously girls. It needs to be done."


Dorms


Yondaime: "Setsuna opened up the gym this afternoon, where she met with Ami and.. wow this is written in Japanese. Setsuna taught Ami about sword fighting and they had a mock battle.... Okay Wade, you can make your lesbian comments now. "

Deadpool: "I would never! Setsuna is a fine upstanding and completely heterosexual minion and I am not one to judge her for cuddling with girls. Or for hitting them with big phallic objects to sublimate their forbidden love."

Yondaime: "Do you think before you speak at all?"

Deadpool: "...not really no."

Yondaime: "....."

Yondaime: "Moving on to something less lesbian esque.. I think. Lana was in the 3rd floor common room this morning talking with Seely, Liz Sherman, Deadpool's minion Tyler, Cedric, Chad, Irulan, Billy and that dog that's been running around. Who does he belong to anyway? Well Tyler and Chad both fed him, maybe he's theirs...?"

Deadpool: "Nope, rabid."

Yondaime: "Poor thing, maybe it would calm down if it were neutered. Anyway the squirrels don't say anything about what Lana and everyone talked about... Are you sure they're really reporters?

Deadpool: "Don't taunt the squirrels, they'll say bad things about you if you do that!"

Deadpool: "Willow tries and fails to turn... Does that say Jamhuahua? Oh little squirrel after my heart. That is just too good to pass up. Seely also visited Willow and was chivalrous, and apperently infected with a case of the Fandoms. Is it like herpes?

Yondaime: "Sadly I think a case of the Fandoms is much more contagious than that."

Deadpool: "Nadia wasn't coherent and Pippi, damn you Pippi my enemy mine, tried to help her out. Dickweed was eaten by a mountain lion. Wait, no, he just woke up late. Squirrel. Don't play with my heart like that. Seriously now.

Deadpool: "Ami and Billy made travel plans. Then Ami and Dickweed shared cookies and talked about the seniors leaving. Jake woke up in Krycek's room and talked to his daddy, who I hope isn't Krycek because... kinky.

Yondaime: "....Kinky. Right? I don't want to know what you think about your father."
Deadpool: "You're the one with inappropriate fantasies with your father figure, not me. Dickweed brought cookies to Liz, the girl who set me on fire but I won't blame because she's crying and Tori the lovable stripper. Conner, my color coordinated minion was visited by Lana. Isabel stared at her phone. Thrilling. Cedric had a sleepless night. Molly, my gold star student today, and Dawn talked about comic books and home. Aren't those the same thing?"

Yondaime: "I do not have inappropriate fantasies about him! It's not my fault he's a complete pervert! ....Anyway this evening Nadia was up in the 5th floor common room watching a movie about cavemen. Don't they sell car insurance? In the 2nd floor common room, D has cupcakes, but not because it's her birthday. Hamlet wishes her a happy birthday. Cassie does too while they talk about their plans for the summer. That's coming up here soon isn't it? I can't wait for it to be warm again.

Deadpool: "We're teachers, that means we get to do whatever we want over the summer. I wanna go to Disney Land!"

Yondaime:"What's Disney Land?"

Deadpool: "A magical place with small obnoxious children and rides that you have to wait hours for."

Yondaime: "And you want to go there why?"

Deadpool: "...don't take my dreams from me."

Yondaime: "Jaye snagged a cupcake and can't believe that D doesn't want to make a big deal over her birthday, but they plan to take over the world in the name of Seawhorses sometime on Friday. ....Did that make any sense? And Krycek came by as well and seemed embarrassed that he forgot D's birthday."

Deadpool: "For shame kinky guy, for shame."

Yondaime: "Up on the roof, Dick and Annette shoot Peeps at people. What the heck are those?!?"

Deadpool: "Pure sugar. Put one in the microwave and it explodes. Best childhood memory I have there."

Yondaime:"Wow, sounds like fun."

Deadpool: "It really is. I'll get you some sometime you poor deprived ninja, you."

Yondaime: "Anyways, they hit John Connor with them and all he was doing was trying to share his cookies with people. For shame...What's the world coming too when you can't share some cookies?"

Deadpool: "His name is Dickweed, say it right."



Town



Yondaime: "At the Cafe Fina, things are looking up. Upside down that is.... that was just bad, wasn't it?"

Deadpool: "I don't even know you for that one."

Yondaime: "Oh come on! It wasn't that bad! Anyway, Agatha and Stanley had a date there and Agatha explained that Fandom is just weird. Uhmm I know I don't get out much, but even I know that."

Deadpool: "Shh. Newbies need it broken to them gently."

Yondaime:Sokka opened the post office and spent most of the day drawing the girls he likes and then pestering his sister into giving him girl advise. It is just me or does it not seem the best plan to get dating advise from a sibling? Evie came by a little bit later to send a package and talked with Sokka for a while about the wonders of technology.

Deadpool: "Like lights and that strange little man who lives in a box and entertains you in the common room."

Yondaime:Teddy opened up Sparky's repairs and was visited by his boyfriend, Chad. Wow... Uhh... Umm. Chad was apparently feeling over eager and had Teddy worried that there might be something wrong with him."

Deadpool: "GIGANTE YOU LEAVE THAT NUBILE YOUNG AVENGER ALONE OR I WILL CONTINUE TO SHOUT LIKE THIS. ESPECIALLY WITH EXPOSITION!"

Yondaime:"Don't shout! We're in an enclosed space! GAH!"

Yondime:Giles opened up the Magic Box, giving the store a festive touch by decorating with golden bunny eggs complete with ears, tails and eyes that follow you wherever you go…. Creepy? Yes. Buffy suggested that perhaps glitter should be added. Not a bad idea, but I don’t think it will help the creepy.

Deadpool: "But it will lead to boykissy. OrangeShoeSevenAide with the crazy drag queens was opened with dead donkeys on display. That is a horrific alliteration and Annette agrees. Tori the lovable stripper opened the book store and got a visit from Dickweed and his cookies. Hannelore opened Progressive Numbers Inc and was visited by Rikku, who asked a zillion question. Aww. Good job Rikku."

Deadpool: "There were posters around advertising movies in the park for tomorrow evening. Leo opened Photo Hut and Jarod opened the Fourth Sin. Lana stopped by and played with his hair. Jarod's. I think. Stark was in charge of the Clinic today and got stared at by Dr. Keyworth. Okay then Marie and Bridge made out in front of Xander over at Caritas and it was filled with wacky hijinks. Shuichi huffed and puffed but I doubt he blew anything down at the Devil's Nest. Mostly because Yuki wasn't there."

Yondaime: "And I get the feeling that Lucifer wouldn't be too happy if he did."

Deadpool: "...this is true. And this just in from the adorable squirrels, Dickweed and Rosette..."

Yondaime: "Uhh... Wade? Waaaade? ....The paper is going to set on fire if you keep looking at it like that..."

Deadpool: "Goodnight folks."

*Click*

Comments

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker hasn't been dating Jarod for over six months now. But she still doesn't like Lana hitting on him. Even though that's Jaye's problem now. Always assuming the squirrels aren't high.

"Grrrr."

And... Marie and Bridge? In front of Xander? Was that a new, bad plan, or what?

[nun-better.livejournal.com]

Rosette kind of stared at the radio in leiu of the rather sudden abrupt to an otherwise typically amazing broadcast. What...was...uhhh....that all about...?

....Crap.

[pyroliz.livejournal.com]

Liz stared at the radio and made an 'eep' sound when she heard her name and fire linked together. She really hoped no one was going to make a connection about her powers.

[heterodine.livejournal.com]

Agatha listened to the radio and facepalmed. "It wasn't a date!"

[slr-mercury.livejournal.com]

Ami blinked at the radio. Why were these people calling her a lesbian?

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly grinned and made a mental note to visit Yondaime next time he was in his office.

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy didn't remember seeing Lana yesterday. What were they trying to pull?