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Congratulations t' Parker, our new Academic Affairs chair.
Professor Ted's band class be open t'new students. If ye have a song in yer heart or a banthabell ye need t'be playin', be sure t'sign up and get academic credit fer it.
In Criminal Justice, Professor Tick 'n the Caffeinator be passin' out midterm grades, and then Professor be askin' fer the students t'evaluate his performance so far. Journalism class be havin' a special guest lecture from Professor Dream, and Linguistics be talkin' about the relationship of Ancient Egyptian t'other languages.
Students be testin' out their homemade smokescreens in Shop, be takin' photos in Art Appreciation, and be learnin' about human endocrinology in Biology. I be not even pretendin' I know what that be about.
Thar be discussion of pre-Roman cultures in Archeology, speeches on friendship, 'n learnin' about touch in Speech classes, and learnin' about the five types o' literature in the very first Western Literature class.
Professor Eppes be holdin' office hours and chattin' with Angelus 'n Professor Cregg. Angelus, Chihaya 'n Veronica all be talkin' to the Dean, too. And during the Doctor's office hours, he 'n Rory be talkin' about a Human/Non-Human Alliance.
Celtic Studies be learnin' about Arthurian legends, Human Geography be talkin' about censuses, and Cookery class be learnin' about carvin', cuttin' and scoopin'. And it be not about bein' in a pirate raidin' party. Huh.
Movin' on.
Comparative Religions be learnin' about Judaism, Introduction t' Business be gettin' back their quizzes 'n a stack of readin' materials fer next week.
In open labs, Professor Grissom be havin' a toxicology display fer Sociology, and Professor Sidle be holdin' one fer her science classes. John Connor be not that excited about his Ethics excitement. Join the club, John. Rory 'n Chiana also be talkin' about the project. And a little bird also be tellin' us that Parker 'n Logan be no longer paired up for it.
In Independent Studies, Zero be explorin' Locker 327 with Janet, Elizabeth Weir, Rory 'n Angela. Parker be textin' from the clinic, and, uh-oh. *shuffles papers* Yup. Then Zero be gettin' eaten by the locker. On purpose. She be braver than I.
In the library, Professor Gandalf be lookin' fer scrolls in the Special Collections without a library card. The assistants be sure t'be takin' no responsibility if the books take it into their heads--if they have heads--to do somethin' unnatural t' him and be turnin' him into a gerbil or a Twinkie or somethin'. Zero be discoverin' that her contract be signed in blood, which be never a good thing. Cam be checkin' out a book, and he 'n Zero be makin' up over the whole mallet thing yesterday. Elizabeth be returnin' a book, Sam be stoppin' by t'check on out and ask Janet about Professor Jackson. And Professor Cregg be bringin' cookies. I be never gettin' cookies.
In Study Hall, Professor Connor be lookin' fer someone to play cards with. But not with Locker 327. It be cheatin'. Han 'n Bagoas be tryin' t'figger out the cameras from Art class, and Draco 'n Lily be talkin' about Draco's mother 'n then be plannin' a date fer tomorrow. Jayne be givin' Principal Connor a candy-shootin' gun, then be gettin' his picture taken by Bagoas. Angelus 'n Callisto be workin' on thar Ethics project, then he be talkin' to Jonathan about fashion shows 'n nefarious plots. Angela 'n Rory chat about how cute Rory 'n Logan are as a couple, a kiss between Angela 'n Marty and that ethics project. Ye know, again. Anders be lookin' stressed 'n tired from all of his pyramid trainin'. This be why I avoid strenuous activity. And Sydney 'n Jonathan be talkin' about that damned ethics project. Angela be stoppin' by t'check on her roommate, too.
Professor Maclay be talkin' t' Allison about helpin' Maia out o' her emocoma. Maia be headin' to the park 'n reunitin' with Aziraphale.
In other clinic news, Sam, Jonathan 'n Professor Dream all be stoppin' in, O'Neill 'n John Connor be talkin' about Pirate Radio (I be flattered, boys), and O'Neill and Sam be agreein' to go out on a date together. We be havin' ears everywhere, folks. And those clinic curtains be not soundproof.
Now I be turnin' the mic over t' Rory Gilmore fer a Student Council update. Rory?
Hey, guys! Rory here, with your weekly StuCo update.
First off, make sure you get your mommies and daddies and…et cetera on the list for Parents’ Weekend. I really don’t think I need to repeat the reason why.
Anyway, at last check, we have between fifty and sixty people coming, and it’s going to be hectic, guys. Remember to try to keep things as organized as you can – for the sake of everyone at the school. It’d really just be appreciated, k?
Luke and Deb are probably going to cater that weekend, so don’t you worry about the cafeteria food or anything.
The JA is having a good, old-fashioned bake sale, don’tcha know. Though I’ve been assured that it won’t be anything like the yearbook fiasco. Thank God.
And congrats to Alanna, who’s been voted in as co-Securities Officer.
Marty has proposed student escorts to and from town after dark, and met with very hearty approval, so goody!
And finally, we’ll be having both an open Parent/Teacher night this weekend, and Rover will be having a checkpoint before everyone gets into the school.
And that’s it for Student Council this week. I’m off to do things not involving a mic to celebrate my birthday. Back to Barbossa.
Thank ye, Rory. And ye be havin' a happy birthday.
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It’s the students, the very ones who put the leaders in place, who should provide input. Your involvement with the student government council does not end after the elections.
It’s the students who, now more than ever, need to be diligent that your elected representatives are true representatives for you.
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Roomin'
Anders be workin' out in the gym. Cally be watchin' and admirin'. And those crazy people who be gettin' up 'n runnin' be, well, gettin' up 'n runnin'.
Chihaya be encouragin' everyone in the dorms t'say yes to student government accountability.
Club presidents? Be sure t'be signin' up fer the club fair that'll be happenin' over Parents' Weekend.
Wednesday be lookin' fer the handsome DJ Echelon from Homecomin' t'be a judge at her Halloween party.
Draco's revenge be sweet indeed. Although Harry be lookin' quite fetchin' in that dress.
Thar be some strange messages bein' left on Jonathan 'n Draco's wipe board.
As Security Officer, Marty be arrangin' fer students t'be able t'purchase gas masks from a proprietor in town. We sure they'll be all the rage.
Belthazor be gettin' a bracelet and Callisto, Krycek, and Parker be gettin' flowers.
Aeryn be talkin' with Cally before Crichton be comin' over, and Professor Tick be solvin' the Cube o' Wonder. Congratulations to ye, Professor.
Now we be pausin' fer another commercial break.
The strains of the melody from "My Heart Will Go On" is heard in the area, and then a gentle female voice starts speaking. The voice might sound familiar.
"Ours has often been a time of darkness...there have been dishonesty, cafeteria food and attacks of zombies. Out of these trying times, a beaming, protective light has come to us out of the darkness.
Celine Dion..."
The music changes slightly and the lyrics to "Your Light" can be heard.
"Whenever your hope is gone
I'll give you strength to carry on
In the darkness of the night
I will be your light
I'll give you something to hold on to
When you can't find your way
Like a fire burning bright
I will be your light"
"Celine Dion has come forward to be our light. She is a strong, powerful woman, reaching out to people and animals of every make and species. She has no prejudices, no judgments against anyone. She is indeed a pinnacle of strength that we can bring hope from in these times of darkness.
Just say YES TO CELINE DION!"
There is a crescendo of music and as it fades away, again you hear:
"Just say yes to Celine Dion. You won't regret it."
This ad paid for by the Students for Celine Dion, supported by Camulus, Celtic God.
Revelin'
In extracurriculars, Science Club be battlin' with bots. Marty 'n Jonathan be talkin' about what happened at Spike's last week, 'n Allie be thinkin' about quittin' the clinic to spend more time with her Logan. The one that has never been a bunny.
Peer Mediators be havin' a quick meetin', too. The Flight Club be gettin' off the ground tonight, in Professor Amidala's ship--but not before she 'n Anakin be gettin' in some pigtail-pullin'. Rogue 'n Kiki be puttin' in some time on the sim.
Miho be gettin' a letter from home that be makin' her take off with her weapons 'n all the baklava,
Duce be deliverin' quite the righteous verbal smitin' to Paige in the Perk today. Paige be tryin' to apologize t'Shane fer her behavior last week but Shane be not all that impressed by it. Paige then be hidin' in the new Russian restaurant fer a while. She be cryin' to Manny, too, before finally admittin' that it be over to Professor Chaucer.
At the Perk, Tara 'n Shane be talkin' about Ethics class, Hank be askin' Tex about her armor, Shane 'n Ben be talkin' about school 'n family.
Beka 'n Buffy be clockin' in some time on their master/slave project in the museum.
The Cat be nearly losin' one of his lives today by callin' Tex baby. I be findin' that it be Ibetter t'not be callin' the heavily armored folks by pet names unless ye know them. Tonks 'n Quistis be stoppin' by the store as well.
Callisto be catchin' up with Salmoneus at the bank after buyin' some clothin' at the Emporium.
Tonks 'n Kiki be chattin' about broom-flyin' at Wonka's, Professor Tick be worried he might not be a good teacher, Michael be talkin' to Crowley, and Aayla be talkin' to Crowley 'n Aziraphale about the Force 'n their arrangement of balancin' the light 'n the darkness.
Jayne 'n George be cookin' dinner together.
And Duce be throwin' one heck of a party down by the beach. Highlights be includin' a Servo 'n Doctor Wilson encounter, ghost stories, and entirely too many sugary foods. Krycek 'n Danna be walkin' home from the party together, too.
We be havin' a final commercial break now.
Looking for work?
Needing good money?
Do you have good people skills that you feel could be honed or put to use?
The Aficionado Arms is looking for employees for a variety of positions.
See Frank Donovan at the Downtown Office for interviews and applications.
That be all from the Crow's Nest. Faith 'n Ash'll be at the mic fer the next two days, so try not t'pine while I'm away. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!
likeguidelines bringin' ye the latest 'n greatest from Fandom High.Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
Congratulations t' Parker, our new Academic Affairs chair.
Professor Ted's band class be open t'new students. If ye have a song in yer heart or a banthabell ye need t'be playin', be sure t'sign up and get academic credit fer it.
In Criminal Justice, Professor Tick 'n the Caffeinator be passin' out midterm grades, and then Professor be askin' fer the students t'evaluate his performance so far. Journalism class be havin' a special guest lecture from Professor Dream, and Linguistics be talkin' about the relationship of Ancient Egyptian t'other languages.
Students be testin' out their homemade smokescreens in Shop, be takin' photos in Art Appreciation, and be learnin' about human endocrinology in Biology. I be not even pretendin' I know what that be about.
Thar be discussion of pre-Roman cultures in Archeology, speeches on friendship, 'n learnin' about touch in Speech classes, and learnin' about the five types o' literature in the very first Western Literature class.
Professor Eppes be holdin' office hours and chattin' with Angelus 'n Professor Cregg. Angelus, Chihaya 'n Veronica all be talkin' to the Dean, too. And during the Doctor's office hours, he 'n Rory be talkin' about a Human/Non-Human Alliance.
Celtic Studies be learnin' about Arthurian legends, Human Geography be talkin' about censuses, and Cookery class be learnin' about carvin', cuttin' and scoopin'. And it be not about bein' in a pirate raidin' party. Huh.
Movin' on.
Comparative Religions be learnin' about Judaism, Introduction t' Business be gettin' back their quizzes 'n a stack of readin' materials fer next week.
In open labs, Professor Grissom be havin' a toxicology display fer Sociology, and Professor Sidle be holdin' one fer her science classes. John Connor be not that excited about his Ethics excitement. Join the club, John. Rory 'n Chiana also be talkin' about the project. And a little bird also be tellin' us that Parker 'n Logan be no longer paired up for it.
In Independent Studies, Zero be explorin' Locker 327 with Janet, Elizabeth Weir, Rory 'n Angela. Parker be textin' from the clinic, and, uh-oh. *shuffles papers* Yup. Then Zero be gettin' eaten by the locker. On purpose. She be braver than I.
In the library, Professor Gandalf be lookin' fer scrolls in the Special Collections without a library card. The assistants be sure t'be takin' no responsibility if the books take it into their heads--if they have heads--to do somethin' unnatural t' him and be turnin' him into a gerbil or a Twinkie or somethin'. Zero be discoverin' that her contract be signed in blood, which be never a good thing. Cam be checkin' out a book, and he 'n Zero be makin' up over the whole mallet thing yesterday. Elizabeth be returnin' a book, Sam be stoppin' by t'check on out and ask Janet about Professor Jackson. And Professor Cregg be bringin' cookies. I be never gettin' cookies.
In Study Hall, Professor Connor be lookin' fer someone to play cards with. But not with Locker 327. It be cheatin'. Han 'n Bagoas be tryin' t'figger out the cameras from Art class, and Draco 'n Lily be talkin' about Draco's mother 'n then be plannin' a date fer tomorrow. Jayne be givin' Principal Connor a candy-shootin' gun, then be gettin' his picture taken by Bagoas. Angelus 'n Callisto be workin' on thar Ethics project, then he be talkin' to Jonathan about fashion shows 'n nefarious plots. Angela 'n Rory chat about how cute Rory 'n Logan are as a couple, a kiss between Angela 'n Marty and that ethics project. Ye know, again. Anders be lookin' stressed 'n tired from all of his pyramid trainin'. This be why I avoid strenuous activity. And Sydney 'n Jonathan be talkin' about that damned ethics project. Angela be stoppin' by t'check on her roommate, too.
Professor Maclay be talkin' t' Allison about helpin' Maia out o' her emocoma. Maia be headin' to the park 'n reunitin' with Aziraphale.
In other clinic news, Sam, Jonathan 'n Professor Dream all be stoppin' in, O'Neill 'n John Connor be talkin' about Pirate Radio (I be flattered, boys), and O'Neill and Sam be agreein' to go out on a date together. We be havin' ears everywhere, folks. And those clinic curtains be not soundproof.
Now I be turnin' the mic over t' Rory Gilmore fer a Student Council update. Rory?
Hey, guys! Rory here, with your weekly StuCo update.
First off, make sure you get your mommies and daddies and…et cetera on the list for Parents’ Weekend. I really don’t think I need to repeat the reason why.
Anyway, at last check, we have between fifty and sixty people coming, and it’s going to be hectic, guys. Remember to try to keep things as organized as you can – for the sake of everyone at the school. It’d really just be appreciated, k?
Luke and Deb are probably going to cater that weekend, so don’t you worry about the cafeteria food or anything.
The JA is having a good, old-fashioned bake sale, don’tcha know. Though I’ve been assured that it won’t be anything like the yearbook fiasco. Thank God.
And congrats to Alanna, who’s been voted in as co-Securities Officer.
Marty has proposed student escorts to and from town after dark, and met with very hearty approval, so goody!
And finally, we’ll be having both an open Parent/Teacher night this weekend, and Rover will be having a checkpoint before everyone gets into the school.
And that’s it for Student Council this week. I’m off to do things not involving a mic to celebrate my birthday. Back to Barbossa.
Thank ye, Rory. And ye be havin' a happy birthday.
Now we be pausin' fer a commercial.
Campus elections are over.
You voted. You did your part. Your student leaders are in place.
But is that the sum total of your responsibility?
Leaders lead but they aren’t to make the decisions for you. Not without your input.
It’s the students, the very ones who put the leaders in place, who should provide input. Your involvement with the student government council does not end after the elections.
It’s the students who, now more than ever, need to be diligent that your elected representatives are true representatives for you.
Be informed. Stay informed.
Take an active part.
Say Yes to Student Involvement in School Politics!
From the Say Yes! to Student Government Accountability Campaign.
Roomin'
Anders be workin' out in the gym. Cally be watchin' and admirin'. And those crazy people who be gettin' up 'n runnin' be, well, gettin' up 'n runnin'.
Chihaya be encouragin' everyone in the dorms t'say yes to student government accountability.
Club presidents? Be sure t'be signin' up fer the club fair that'll be happenin' over Parents' Weekend.
Wednesday be lookin' fer the handsome DJ Echelon from Homecomin' t'be a judge at her Halloween party.
Draco's revenge be sweet indeed. Although Harry be lookin' quite fetchin' in that dress.
Thar be some strange messages bein' left on Jonathan 'n Draco's wipe board.
As Security Officer, Marty be arrangin' fer students t'be able t'purchase gas masks from a proprietor in town. We sure they'll be all the rage.
Belthazor be gettin' a bracelet and Callisto, Krycek, and Parker be gettin' flowers.
Aeryn be talkin' with Cally before Crichton be comin' over, and Professor Tick be solvin' the Cube o' Wonder. Congratulations to ye, Professor.
Now we be pausin' fer another commercial break.
The strains of the melody from "My Heart Will Go On" is heard in the area, and then a gentle female voice starts speaking. The voice might sound familiar.
"Ours has often been a time of darkness...there have been dishonesty, cafeteria food and attacks of zombies. Out of these trying times, a beaming, protective light has come to us out of the darkness.
Celine Dion..."
The music changes slightly and the lyrics to "Your Light" can be heard.
"Whenever your hope is gone
I'll give you strength to carry on
In the darkness of the night
I will be your light
I'll give you something to hold on to
When you can't find your way
Like a fire burning bright
I will be your light"
"Celine Dion has come forward to be our light. She is a strong, powerful woman, reaching out to people and animals of every make and species. She has no prejudices, no judgments against anyone. She is indeed a pinnacle of strength that we can bring hope from in these times of darkness.
Just say YES TO CELINE DION!"
There is a crescendo of music and as it fades away, again you hear:
"Just say yes to Celine Dion. You won't regret it."
This ad paid for by the Students for Celine Dion, supported by Camulus, Celtic God.
Revelin'
In extracurriculars, Science Club be battlin' with bots. Marty 'n Jonathan be talkin' about what happened at Spike's last week, 'n Allie be thinkin' about quittin' the clinic to spend more time with her Logan. The one that has never been a bunny.
Peer Mediators be havin' a quick meetin', too. The Flight Club be gettin' off the ground tonight, in Professor Amidala's ship--but not before she 'n Anakin be gettin' in some pigtail-pullin'. Rogue 'n Kiki be puttin' in some time on the sim.
Miho be gettin' a letter from home that be makin' her take off with her weapons 'n all the baklava,
Duce be deliverin' quite the righteous verbal smitin' to Paige in the Perk today. Paige be tryin' to apologize t'Shane fer her behavior last week but Shane be not all that impressed by it. Paige then be hidin' in the new Russian restaurant fer a while. She be cryin' to Manny, too, before finally admittin' that it be over to Professor Chaucer.
At the Perk, Tara 'n Shane be talkin' about Ethics class, Hank be askin' Tex about her armor, Shane 'n Ben be talkin' about school 'n family.
Beka 'n Buffy be clockin' in some time on their master/slave project in the museum.
The Cat be nearly losin' one of his lives today by callin' Tex baby. I be findin' that it be Ibetter t'not be callin' the heavily armored folks by pet names unless ye know them. Tonks 'n Quistis be stoppin' by the store as well.
Callisto be catchin' up with Salmoneus at the bank after buyin' some clothin' at the Emporium.
Tonks 'n Kiki be chattin' about broom-flyin' at Wonka's, Professor Tick be worried he might not be a good teacher, Michael be talkin' to Crowley, and Aayla be talkin' to Crowley 'n Aziraphale about the Force 'n their arrangement of balancin' the light 'n the darkness.
Jayne 'n George be cookin' dinner together.
And Duce be throwin' one heck of a party down by the beach. Highlights be includin' a Servo 'n Doctor Wilson encounter, ghost stories, and entirely too many sugary foods. Krycek 'n Danna be walkin' home from the party together, too.
We be havin' a final commercial break now.
Looking for work?
Needing good money?
Do you have good people skills that you feel could be honed or put to use?
The Aficionado Arms is looking for employees for a variety of positions.
See Frank Donovan at the Downtown Office for interviews and applications.
That be all from the Crow's Nest. Faith 'n Ash'll be at the mic fer the next two days, so try not t'pine while I'm away. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!
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*hates coding OMG*
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...O'Neill and Sam be agreein' to go out on a date together. We be havin' ears everywhere, folks. And those clinic curtains be not soundproof.
"Oh jesus fuck. Two hours, two!"
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Jack....What the hell...how can I save your ass when you Keep. Screwing. Up?no subject
OMG I know!no subject
Should have groped her when you were in the safe together. Aren't safes soundproofed?no subject
Poor baby had a ouchie and didn't have both hands available. And it's not like I was standing there in a dripping wet t-shirt or anything like that.no subject
I only had one hand free! ANd it had a knife in it!no subject
"Oh boy!"
He hasn't been this giddy about the wide potential for teasing and general tormenting since House got his cane stuck in the shower drain in the 4th floor women's bathroom back at PP-TH.
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