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Fandom Radio: Sunday, December 18th
Jack: Good morning Fandom! Jack Carter here along with-
SQUAWK!
Jack: A couple of penguins. Carrying a map.
Jamie: And me! Jamie Madrox.
Jack: Whom I'm blaming for all the penguins.
Jamie: Hey! Wasn't me. I just have Slim Jim eating weasels running around. No Penguins.
Jack: I... really don't want to know why you have weasels.
Jamie: Doesn't everyone?
Jack: I'm just going to read the news and pretend this conversation didn't happen.
SCHOOL
Jamie: School was it's usual quiet self with Bod in the library putting books away.
Jack: That's right. No special collections. No megaphones. No D&D. No magical horses. No flying dogs. No toadstools. Just books.
Jamie: Toadstools?
Jack: You had to be there.
Dorms!
Jack: Over in the dorms, Mercy was in her room enjoying the hearth that had appeared there. Meanwhile over in Tony's room it was movie night. Topher, Warren and Billy were all in attendence where topics of conversation included the fight Tony was in and then watching porn.
Jamie: It always comes back to porn.
Jack: No it doesn't!
Jamie: Sure it does!
Jack: Okay. Fine. There's penguins here in the booth. How does that take us back to porn?
Jamie: Well usually it involves Barry White and some fermented smelt
Jack: I'm really sorry I asked. Sometime in the afternoon, Sam LaCroix was being a texting fiend in his room when Kate stopped by to talk about why she doesn't want kids. Toby dropped in to talk about how he and Sam were rebels and bad to the bone.
Jamie: Which of course led to porn.
Jack: Stop it. And sometime during the day, Warren put up posters for tonight's holiday mixer.
Jamie: Which if you mix it up right will lead to p-
Jack: Just stop it.
Town
Jamie: Let's see. First off Topher was looking up information on other planets while pretending to work at Stark Industries. Natalie was at the perk reading a book and enjoying the peace and quiet. Jon opened up the bait shop and decorated the the hearth that appeared there. Dani was at the gig and extremely happy that everything was back to normal.
Then over at the Devil's Nest, Bo had special on some S'mores. Audrey stopped in to WTF over there being "cake" vodka while Guy wondered if he would lose man points if he drank the special.
Jack: And finally on a sad note, Columbus Ohio stepped across the causeway today and left Fandom for good.
Jamie: Hasta La Vista, Baby.
Jack: Stay golden, Ponyboy.
Jamie: Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Jack: And also, don't eat the penguins.
Jamie: ... What?
Jack: Oh, that wasn't saying goodbye to Columbus. That was a note from the squirrels about how penguins aren't for eating.
Jamie: Good thing the polar bears left with all their coca-cola. It couldn't have gotten ugly.
Jack: Riiiiight. Anyhow that's all for us this morning. This is Jack Carter signing off. Have a good morning.
SQUAWK!
Jack: A couple of penguins. Carrying a map.
Jamie: And me! Jamie Madrox.
Jack: Whom I'm blaming for all the penguins.
Jamie: Hey! Wasn't me. I just have Slim Jim eating weasels running around. No Penguins.
Jack: I... really don't want to know why you have weasels.
Jamie: Doesn't everyone?
Jack: I'm just going to read the news and pretend this conversation didn't happen.
SCHOOL
Jamie: School was it's usual quiet self with Bod in the library putting books away.
Jack: That's right. No special collections. No megaphones. No D&D. No magical horses. No flying dogs. No toadstools. Just books.
Jamie: Toadstools?
Jack: You had to be there.
Dorms!
Jack: Over in the dorms, Mercy was in her room enjoying the hearth that had appeared there. Meanwhile over in Tony's room it was movie night. Topher, Warren and Billy were all in attendence where topics of conversation included the fight Tony was in and then watching porn.
Jamie: It always comes back to porn.
Jack: No it doesn't!
Jamie: Sure it does!
Jack: Okay. Fine. There's penguins here in the booth. How does that take us back to porn?
Jamie: Well usually it involves Barry White and some fermented smelt
Jack: I'm really sorry I asked. Sometime in the afternoon, Sam LaCroix was being a texting fiend in his room when Kate stopped by to talk about why she doesn't want kids. Toby dropped in to talk about how he and Sam were rebels and bad to the bone.
Jamie: Which of course led to porn.
Jack: Stop it. And sometime during the day, Warren put up posters for tonight's holiday mixer.
Jamie: Which if you mix it up right will lead to p-
Jack: Just stop it.
Town
Jamie: Let's see. First off Topher was looking up information on other planets while pretending to work at Stark Industries. Natalie was at the perk reading a book and enjoying the peace and quiet. Jon opened up the bait shop and decorated the the hearth that appeared there. Dani was at the gig and extremely happy that everything was back to normal.
Then over at the Devil's Nest, Bo had special on some S'mores. Audrey stopped in to WTF over there being "cake" vodka while Guy wondered if he would lose man points if he drank the special.
Jack: And finally on a sad note, Columbus Ohio stepped across the causeway today and left Fandom for good.
Jamie: Hasta La Vista, Baby.
Jack: Stay golden, Ponyboy.
Jamie: Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Jack: And also, don't eat the penguins.
Jamie: ... What?
Jack: Oh, that wasn't saying goodbye to Columbus. That was a note from the squirrels about how penguins aren't for eating.
Jamie: Good thing the polar bears left with all their coca-cola. It couldn't have gotten ugly.
Jack: Riiiiight. Anyhow that's all for us this morning. This is Jack Carter signing off. Have a good morning.