fandom_radio | Fandom Radion: Sunday, September 18th

Jack: Good morning folks! I'm Jack Carter.

Columbus: And I'm Columbus Ohio.

Jamie: And I'm Jamie Madrox.

Jack: Technically he's not on the news team but he keeps showing up week after week anyway.

Jamie: You like me. Don't deny it.

Jack: Oh. No. I really don't like you.

Columbus: I think you're nice but I'd really prefer if you didn't show up every week.

Jamie: Yeah, that's not going to happen.

Jack: *sigh* Yeah, there's no way I would be that lucky.

School!

Jamie: And the only item in School today is that Bod was really moody in the library.

...

Wait, is that all I'm reading today?

Jack: Yes. You can go home now.

Jamie: Oh, you're no fun.

Dorms!

Jack: Kicking off the day yesterday, Rapunzel was looking for Portalocity to try and get home before Lucrezia stopped by. Caroline was surprised to find Jake asleep in her own room. Then Jake got jealous of some guy name Bobby.

Then over in Percy's room, Percy was bouncing a ball and then later the aforementioned Bobby visited his brother because he didn't get a drink thrown on him at the three minute dates.

Then finally over in the Stable, Faramir and Baru talked about horses and Faramir let her ride his horse.

Jamie: Which is not a euphemism. But it should be.

Jack: Please stop.

Town!

Columbus: And then over on the beach Ender was brooding over the raft he never built. Miley stopped by and introduced herself after insulting Ender's raft. Tara then stopped by and talked to Ender about his summer of love with Ben.

Jack: Why are the squirrels waving flags?

Jamie: It's a long story.

Jack: They're so sparkly!

Columbus: Then Tony stopped by to talk about their near marriage last weekend. Which I'm sure was also supposed to be a secret but it was wackiness, right? Meanwhile Topher was hard at work over at Stark Industries and then Howard showed up which apparently led to an awkward conversation.

Then over at Caritas everyone was all abuzz about the three minute dates. Before the action started, Chuck had to get advice from Bruce on dating because he was freaking out about talking to girls. Then Lucrezia stopped by and apologized to Bruce for trying to kill him last weekend.

Jack: As you do.

Columbus: And then Lucrezia and Jocelyn talked about clothes while Alex and Cindy bonded over being the oldest and prettiest people on the island.

Jamie: True. Conceited but true.

Columbus: And then there were Five Rounds of Speed Dating in which some people showed they had game and other people did not.

Jack: I have no game whatsoever.

Columbus: Neither do I.

Jamie: I wore a wig!

Jack: And that's why we don't like you coming back week after week.

Columbus: The after speed dating GOB was pushing Tino around the bar. Howard and to know Cindy a little better. Then Natalie and Sam compared notes abou their dates and then later Chuck bought Annie a coke and talked about how awkward he felt. Kenzi then checked in on Bo before making out with Toby. Guy was hiding in the back room before Cindy found him and talked about some of their old students and then Bo convinced him to show off his super power.

And finally, over at the Devil's Nest, Tiny was in charge of the bar since everyone was over at three minute dates.

Jack: And that's the news for us this morning. Tune in next week where Jamie Madrox will annoy you all somehow.

Jamie: Hey!

Jack: What? You know it's true.

Jamie: Good point. Dammit.