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Fandom Radio, Monday, July 31, 2006
BECKY: Heeeeeeeeeeeey, Faaaaaaaaaaaaandom.
RORY: Don't do that. It's obnoxious.
BECKY: Do whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
RORY: Draw out your voooooooooooooowels.
BECKY: You just did it.
RORY: Why am I here? Seriously.
BECKY: Because I'm boooooored.
RORY: *sigh* And drunk.
BECKY: 'm not drunk. Just happy!
RORY: ...right, okay. Can we just get this over with?
BECKY: Fiiiiiiiiiiine.
Workshops of Supreme Workshoppiness
RORY: Okay, in Lying today, we paired up and lied to each other. Apparently I left Jack at the altar. But it's okay, 'cause we're getting married in the library tomorrow.
BECKY: C'n I be a bridesmaid?
RORY: ...no. You can go take a shower and have some coffee.
BECKY: I don' wanna! 'Kay, in History of Earth Music, they singed an' talked 'bout influence. Were they under th' influence? S'bad! DON' DRUNK OR DO DRIGS! SAY NOOOOO.
RORY: ...this really is actually kind of hysterical.
BECKY: Shhh 'm reading. In Ar's 'n Crap -
RORY: ARTS AND CRAFTS.
BECKY: Whatever. They maked pitchers with eggshells an' did scrapbookin'.
RORY: Heeeeee, dirty. Um, so in Retail, they competed for Baldrick's favor. What, did the joust?
BECKY: Whassa joust?
RORY: It's when two guys on horses charge at each other with pointy sticks.
BECKY: Tha's called gay por -
RORY: And also they tried to get Baldrick to take a bath SHUT UP NOW BECKY BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING. In Baking, they made pie.
BECKY: An' Sak...thing had lunchies inna cafeteria
Dorms of Supreme Dorminess!
RORY: Right, so Dean was in the fourth floor common room this afternoon, and Sam-who-is-his-brother came by with pie.
BECKY: An' Muskrat and Birdcage d'cided tha' Jaye's craaaazy. Coulda told you. An' then Sam punched Birdcage inna face!
RORY: SAM! THAT WAS VERY WRONG OF YOU.
BECKY: He's a good kid. He's gonna come to th' Sin an' play with th' girlies!
RORY: ...anyway, so Sakurazaki, Peter Pevensie, and Jude spent time in the salle. This morning, River and Pippi hung out before workshops, and Isabel and Molly stopped by to see Aeryn.
BECKY: An' Anders did situps. I c'n do situps! Wanna see?
RORY: ...no. Maybe if I turn the fan on you it'll help....*sounds of a fan being turned on and papers rustling*
BECKY: Tha's niiiiiiiiiiice.
RORY: *sound of fan turning off* Your hair is hysterical. Can I take a picture?
BECKY: 'Kay! An' Maia 'n 'vanova broke up, I think?
RORY: Aww. And Jude came by and cheered up poor Maia.
BECKY: Inna third floor common room, is Shark Week! WATCH OUT FOR SHARKS, RARR!!
RORY: ...the hell was that?
BECKY: My shark 'pression.
RORY: ...okay. Anyway, so Molly brought pie, Parker talked to Molly about basketball and cheered for sharks -
BECKY: Booooooooo.
RORY: ...who are you booing.
BECKY: ...I don' r'member. Cally talked 'bout incrim...incriminy...bad bad pitchers!
RORY: Pic-tures.
BECKY: Pitchers.
RORY: Anyway, Cam got pie from Molly, not dirty, Dawn's sticking around, and Cam told Parker about getting detention for annoying Cal.
BECKY: She's hot. Goo' kisser yay!
RORY: I didn't need to know that. Bel and Phoebe and Lana chatted for awhile before Bel and Phoebe had a fight and Phoebe left.
BECKY: Was it 'cause that guy was inna Sin an' all bouncy an' weird?
RORY: I don't know, it doesn't say. It does say that Parker and Bel talked about hookers and Blair, so maybe that had something to do with it. Lana told Parker and Isabel about her trip, and Dawn talked to Bel about...Angel's anatomy? Ewwww!
BECKY: YAAAAAY! Is nice!
RORY: ...I'm going to get drunker than you after this. I don't want to know what that meant. Faithful sat on Bel's head, Isabel and Dawn talked about boys, and Alanna's not so much with the loving sharks.
BECKY: I love sharkies!
RORY: You have no idea how much I don't want you to elaborate.
BECKY: Dunno what that means. Dawn's staying all year, an' Cally's confused 'bout time or somethin'? Is late.
RORY: Stop, you're going to hurt yourself. Tyler and Walter talked about lying, and Cally and Walter were awkward. Speaking of awkward, Anders showed up.
BECKY: Inna hallway, Lana caught up with Phoeeeeeeeebe - hee, funny name - an' comforted her. Dirty?
RORY: Hush. And in the gym, Nadia sparred with Joxer.
BECKY: She kick his ass?
RORY: Notes don't say.
BECKY: Tha's the guy who tried t'get himself all killed by Aeryn. Bad, bad boy.
RORY: ...yes, right. Anyway. Also, Z showed Conner her new stuff.
Town of Supreme Towniness!
BECKY: Lana's back, an' Joxer wore his 'cognee...secret hat, an' Briar showed up. An' there was a nun at th'church. We have a church?
RORY: Way to pay attention. Lana was in the park and Alec and Jude both took pictures of her. And town hall was open today.
BECKY: Jane went to All...place tha' sells stuff, an' Seras was nekkid. Heeeeeeeee.
RORY: Poor Seras.
BECKY: Y'have sand in y'r hair.
RORY: Yes, that's because I was at the beach. There, I talked to Jaye about Stickbug licking both drunken and sober, and Anakin and I helped each other with sunscreen because skin cancer is a very real danger.
BECKY: Jaye an' Anakin plan a date for her an'...some guy, an' Molly talked to Anakin an' you 'bout weather an' to Alanna. Verrah inneresting conversations.
RORY: Shut up. Alanna doesn't swim, apparently, and Xander told me Bridge was sick, which was totally a lie. And Sam the girl is totally cool with both Anakin and me.
BECKY: An' Zero, Hamlet, Birdcage an' Cal showed up. Y'look nice with y'r hair all wavy like that.
RORY: Um. Thank you? It was braided and had a lot of salt water in it.
BECKY: S'pretty. Y'r kinda pretty, too. Wanna make out? I just hafta take pictures.
RORY: ...holy crap, you're so, so drunk. This is awesome.
BECKY: S'that a yes?
RORY: No. Never, ever. 'Cause...ew.
BECKY: 'Kay. Cox was pissy inna clinic, an' Trevor likes coffee.
RORY: You're so weird. Cafe Fina was open, and in Caritas you did the I'm a Little Teapot dance and made Jarod sing. And then he told you about moving out. No wonder you're drunk.
BECKY: Not drunk! Just happyyyyyyyyyyy!
RORY: We're going to turn off our microphones now.
BECKY: Don' wanna!
RORY: Well, we're going to. Say bye-bye.
BECKY: Byeeeeeeeeeeeee peoples!
RORY: Bye, everyone! Keep the podcast, seriously, and I'll have pictures, okay?
RORY: Don't do that. It's obnoxious.
BECKY: Do whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
RORY: Draw out your voooooooooooooowels.
BECKY: You just did it.
RORY: Why am I here? Seriously.
BECKY: Because I'm boooooored.
RORY: *sigh* And drunk.
BECKY: 'm not drunk. Just happy!
RORY: ...right, okay. Can we just get this over with?
BECKY: Fiiiiiiiiiiine.
Workshops of Supreme Workshoppiness
RORY: Okay, in Lying today, we paired up and lied to each other. Apparently I left Jack at the altar. But it's okay, 'cause we're getting married in the library tomorrow.
BECKY: C'n I be a bridesmaid?
RORY: ...no. You can go take a shower and have some coffee.
BECKY: I don' wanna! 'Kay, in History of Earth Music, they singed an' talked 'bout influence. Were they under th' influence? S'bad! DON' DRUNK OR DO DRIGS! SAY NOOOOO.
RORY: ...this really is actually kind of hysterical.
BECKY: Shhh 'm reading. In Ar's 'n Crap -
RORY: ARTS AND CRAFTS.
BECKY: Whatever. They maked pitchers with eggshells an' did scrapbookin'.
RORY: Heeeeee, dirty. Um, so in Retail, they competed for Baldrick's favor. What, did the joust?
BECKY: Whassa joust?
RORY: It's when two guys on horses charge at each other with pointy sticks.
BECKY: Tha's called gay por -
RORY: And also they tried to get Baldrick to take a bath SHUT UP NOW BECKY BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING. In Baking, they made pie.
BECKY: An' Sak...thing had lunchies inna cafeteria
Dorms of Supreme Dorminess!
RORY: Right, so Dean was in the fourth floor common room this afternoon, and Sam-who-is-his-brother came by with pie.
BECKY: An' Muskrat and Birdcage d'cided tha' Jaye's craaaazy. Coulda told you. An' then Sam punched Birdcage inna face!
RORY: SAM! THAT WAS VERY WRONG OF YOU.
BECKY: He's a good kid. He's gonna come to th' Sin an' play with th' girlies!
RORY: ...anyway, so Sakurazaki, Peter Pevensie, and Jude spent time in the salle. This morning, River and Pippi hung out before workshops, and Isabel and Molly stopped by to see Aeryn.
BECKY: An' Anders did situps. I c'n do situps! Wanna see?
RORY: ...no. Maybe if I turn the fan on you it'll help....*sounds of a fan being turned on and papers rustling*
BECKY: Tha's niiiiiiiiiiice.
RORY: *sound of fan turning off* Your hair is hysterical. Can I take a picture?
BECKY: 'Kay! An' Maia 'n 'vanova broke up, I think?
RORY: Aww. And Jude came by and cheered up poor Maia.
BECKY: Inna third floor common room, is Shark Week! WATCH OUT FOR SHARKS, RARR!!
RORY: ...the hell was that?
BECKY: My shark 'pression.
RORY: ...okay. Anyway, so Molly brought pie, Parker talked to Molly about basketball and cheered for sharks -
BECKY: Booooooooo.
RORY: ...who are you booing.
BECKY: ...I don' r'member. Cally talked 'bout incrim...incriminy...bad bad pitchers!
RORY: Pic-tures.
BECKY: Pitchers.
RORY: Anyway, Cam got pie from Molly, not dirty, Dawn's sticking around, and Cam told Parker about getting detention for annoying Cal.
BECKY: She's hot. Goo' kisser yay!
RORY: I didn't need to know that. Bel and Phoebe and Lana chatted for awhile before Bel and Phoebe had a fight and Phoebe left.
BECKY: Was it 'cause that guy was inna Sin an' all bouncy an' weird?
RORY: I don't know, it doesn't say. It does say that Parker and Bel talked about hookers and Blair, so maybe that had something to do with it. Lana told Parker and Isabel about her trip, and Dawn talked to Bel about...Angel's anatomy? Ewwww!
BECKY: YAAAAAY! Is nice!
RORY: ...I'm going to get drunker than you after this. I don't want to know what that meant. Faithful sat on Bel's head, Isabel and Dawn talked about boys, and Alanna's not so much with the loving sharks.
BECKY: I love sharkies!
RORY: You have no idea how much I don't want you to elaborate.
BECKY: Dunno what that means. Dawn's staying all year, an' Cally's confused 'bout time or somethin'? Is late.
RORY: Stop, you're going to hurt yourself. Tyler and Walter talked about lying, and Cally and Walter were awkward. Speaking of awkward, Anders showed up.
BECKY: Inna hallway, Lana caught up with Phoeeeeeeeebe - hee, funny name - an' comforted her. Dirty?
RORY: Hush. And in the gym, Nadia sparred with Joxer.
BECKY: She kick his ass?
RORY: Notes don't say.
BECKY: Tha's the guy who tried t'get himself all killed by Aeryn. Bad, bad boy.
RORY: ...yes, right. Anyway. Also, Z showed Conner her new stuff.
Town of Supreme Towniness!
BECKY: Lana's back, an' Joxer wore his 'cognee...secret hat, an' Briar showed up. An' there was a nun at th'church. We have a church?
RORY: Way to pay attention. Lana was in the park and Alec and Jude both took pictures of her. And town hall was open today.
BECKY: Jane went to All...place tha' sells stuff, an' Seras was nekkid. Heeeeeeeee.
RORY: Poor Seras.
BECKY: Y'have sand in y'r hair.
RORY: Yes, that's because I was at the beach. There, I talked to Jaye about Stickbug licking both drunken and sober, and Anakin and I helped each other with sunscreen because skin cancer is a very real danger.
BECKY: Jaye an' Anakin plan a date for her an'...some guy, an' Molly talked to Anakin an' you 'bout weather an' to Alanna. Verrah inneresting conversations.
RORY: Shut up. Alanna doesn't swim, apparently, and Xander told me Bridge was sick, which was totally a lie. And Sam the girl is totally cool with both Anakin and me.
BECKY: An' Zero, Hamlet, Birdcage an' Cal showed up. Y'look nice with y'r hair all wavy like that.
RORY: Um. Thank you? It was braided and had a lot of salt water in it.
BECKY: S'pretty. Y'r kinda pretty, too. Wanna make out? I just hafta take pictures.
RORY: ...holy crap, you're so, so drunk. This is awesome.
BECKY: S'that a yes?
RORY: No. Never, ever. 'Cause...ew.
BECKY: 'Kay. Cox was pissy inna clinic, an' Trevor likes coffee.
RORY: You're so weird. Cafe Fina was open, and in Caritas you did the I'm a Little Teapot dance and made Jarod sing. And then he told you about moving out. No wonder you're drunk.
BECKY: Not drunk! Just happyyyyyyyyyyy!
RORY: We're going to turn off our microphones now.
BECKY: Don' wanna!
RORY: Well, we're going to. Say bye-bye.
BECKY: Byeeeeeeeeeeeee peoples!
RORY: Bye, everyone! Keep the podcast, seriously, and I'll have pictures, okay?
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"I hope a security camera caught that," he said, laughing to himself.
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And, then the Fourth Floor heard Seras.
"I WAS NOT NAKED!"
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"Poor Maia," she said softly. She'd have to seek out her little sister tomorrow...when she didn't feel so wounded.
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