http://shotbillmurray.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] shotbillmurray.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2011-07-24 01:45 am

Fandom Radio: Sunday, July 24th

Columbus: Good morning Fandom on this fabulous Sunday morning!

JacK: Grrrblethx

Columbus: And apparently I'm the only one used to being up this early on the weekend.

Jack: We just a broadcast on Thursday. Who did this schedule?

Columbus: Guessing by the squirrels chittering I'm betting they did.

Jack: Squirrels made the schedule? Seriously?

Columbus: You think the pirate is capable of scheduling?

Jack: ... Good point.

School!

Jack: Okay. There was no class today but the Library was still open where Bod and Kate chatted about many things including such topics as it's cold as hell, let's go someplace warm and Karaoke.

Dorms!

Columbus: Over in Wesley's room, Wes got a call from home which got him all excited. Kate was wearing a pretty dress and playing a game on her phone when Luke came by so they could be bored together.

Then Toper and Tony got bitten by a gremlin and ended up outside the dorm where they thought they were a lady doctor and a lady park ranger beating up snakes and alligators. Dave saw the fighting and tried to make sure they were okay only to warned about the murderous reptiles and then pelted Dave with snowballs. Juliet mistakenly thought they were doing an improv exercise but was soon convinced that there was something dangerous and had to take cover in the snow.

Jack: Okay. Enough of this Gremlin stuff. I know all of you are just trying to pull my leg.

Columbus: Do you hear something?

Jack: What?

Columbus: Sounds like something in the ventilation.

Jack: Okay. Why did all the squirrels just pull out a video camera? Holy! What the hell is that?!

[Five minutes of shouting, hissing, cries of pain and scuffling]

Not-Reno: That was rather bizarre, yo.

Not-Deadpool: Chimichanga.

Not-Reno: Is that some bizarre fourth wall reference, yo?

Not-Deadpool: Don't tell me you can read the yellow boxes. If so it's an invasion of privacy. And I'll thank you not to read my thoughts about Nate.

Not-Reno: Dirty, yo?

Not-Deadpool: PG-13 to R.

Not-Reno: Gotcha. Yo.

Not-Deadpool: Then over on the fifth floor The GODDAMNED Bruce Wayne was watching a yule log. Freddie tried to pawn off his stale Hannah Montana toast from Friday's Tweenie mashup. Bruce wasn't buying into it.

Not-Reno: What, zoto-rototiller? The toast or the tweenie mashup? ... Yo.

Not-Deadpool: That Nickelodeon and Disney would ever get along.

Not-Reno: What?

Not-Deadpool: Look at that wall over there and refer to it. Then Mercy suggested feeding the toast to birds before stealing Bruce's GODDAMNED hot chocolate.

Town

Not-Deadpool: Over in town Frosty and Jack ordered room service at the Arms hotel.

Not-Reno: Did they order anything good, zoto-moto-toto?

Not-Deadpool: Toto?

Not-Reno: It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you.

Not-Deadpool: There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.

Not-Reno & Not-Deadpool: I bless the rains down in AAAAAAAAAAAAAAfrica!

Not-Reno: That's going to be going through my head all day now. Yo.

Not-Deadpool: Chimichanga.

Not-Reno: Then over at the Devil's Nest, Eric was proud that everything was Karaoke free before Kenzi stopped by to show up a mousy Bo. Meanwhile Momoko was working on something pretty complicated at Cafe Fina.

Not-Deadpool: Probably a whole explanation on that Flashy-pointy thing at that rival company that I can't contractually talk about.

Not-Reno: Think you just did, yo.

Not-Deadpool: Shhh! Dan's not in charge any more! He may not notice!

Not-Reno: Yo. Over at Caritas Chuck was beating his employees with a cane when Caroline showed up and started chatting with Miley who was drinking a Shirley Temple. Yo.

Not-Deadpool: Which is more difficult than it sounds because those tap-shoes really don't fit in a glass.

Not-Reno: Tap shoes, yo?

Not-Deadpool: Chimichanga.

Not-Reno: Jacob then ignored the zombies and complained about them to Caroline while Jeremy had a martini and flirted with Miley. Quinn got a soda and chatted with Caroline about clothing and climate changes. Then Quinn talked to Miley about Shirley Temples and grouchy bartenders. Jacob then tried to get the girls to sing a song together while Nathan was there just to get drunk. Yo.

Not-Deadpool: Chimichanga.

Jack: Oooooooh. Wow. Wait. What just happened?

Columbus: That was pretty weird.

Jack: Ya, Think?

Columbus: You wanna know what I think?

Jack: We should get out of here before Deadpool and Reno show up to kick our asses?

Columbus: That's exactly what I was thinking. Have a good morning folks!

Jack: Less chatting! More moving!
heromaniac: (haaappppyyy sunflowers)

[personal profile] heromaniac 2011-07-24 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
After the TOTALLY obviously asked for gremlin bite, Momoko was laughing so hard she fell off her chair and actually heard the last of the broadcast from the floor.

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-07-24 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
"I TOLD YOU! YES!"

Kenzi did the dance of victory. And she and Bo might have sung along with Toto, but they'll never tell.


[ooc: my love for you guys, there are no words.]

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-07-24 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"...not gravelly enough."
raspberryturk: (Hmm.)

[personal profile] raspberryturk 2011-07-24 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"I do not say yo that much, yo!"

Sure, Reno.


[I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.]