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Fandom Radio: Friday, June 17th, 2011
Jack: Good morning kids! Jack Carter along with the not-a-city person known as Columbus Ohio.
Columbus: Should you really be addressing people as kids?
Jack: Is there a problem with me addressing people as kids?
Columbus: Well, see you are a kid.
Jack: Well, so are you.
Columbus: Actually I'm a teacher.
Jack: No! Really?
Columbus: You haven't heard of How to survive a Zombie apocalypse?
Jack: I know enough not to take the class. How old are you? Sixteen?
Columbus: *sighs* Maybe we should just read the news.
Jack: Seventeen?
School!
Columbus: Kicking off with yesterday's news, Deadpool taught the kids in Childcare for Idiots how to select a babysitter.
Jack: Okay, you can't be older than eighteen. Am I right?
Columbus: Moving on to-
Jack: Are you ignoring me?
Columbus: Yes. Moving on to Care and Feeding of Hirelings, Hook showed off a picture of his hencman Smee and talked about how you should hire someone dumber than you so they won't turn against you.
Jack: Well that's not cynical at all! Really!
Columbus: That's you being sarcastic right?
Jack. Nope! Not a bit!
Columbus: Right. Okay, then. Then in-
Jack: Um. So you know? That was sarcasm.
Columbus: Ahh. Thank you. Then in Creative Writing, Shunsui talked to the students about where to find inspiration. Then the students were given pictures to write about.
Finally, over in Anakin's office, Anakin, Ghanima, Karla, Gabrielle, Ghanima, Wesley and Blysse were all captivated by whaterever they were watching on TV.
Jack: Baseball.
Columbus: Not necessarily...
Jack: Yeah, well that Skywalker guy doesn't seem like a soap opera fan, so I'm going with baseball.
Columbus: Are you sure? Have you ever seen him wear that cape?
Jack: ... I'm going to refrain from answering that question on the grounds that he'll probably make me shear more sheep.
Dorms!
Jack: Last night there was a Campfire and Rilla was enjoying the evening by singing a song. Juliet hadn't heard the song before but apparently that's because Rilla is from... 1914? Really?
Columbus: Well, you know there's a whole nexus around the island that-
Jack: Okay! But it's still freaking weird! Then Elphababababa, whose name I just butchered, learned that even thought Rilla is from Canada a lot of people near her home is Scottish. The Rilla told Ariel about the guy who taught her the song shw singing and Annie talked about the Colorado and how different it is from our current environment. Finally Wesley admired Rilla's singing while Dave stopped by which led to a conversation regarding dancing Canadian monkeys.
Yeah I find that pretty weird too.
Columbus: No one was really asking.
Jack: Yeah, well it felt that way. Just read the news.
Town!
Columbus: The town was it's usual busy self today. Fraser was over at MHA doing research on tenant rights while Cally did her best at keeping her dog not to eat a tubleweed at Strokes of Genius. Meanwhile Millie was amused at the new shipment over at the Book Haven and over at The Gig, Helen was spending the day with the horses.
At the Community center, Jack Sparrow was teaching people how to make a treasure map while Kate and Bo chatted about Bo being the new security office for the school and Kate temporarily being vampire.
Jack: Really? A temporary vampire? God, this town is strange. How can anyone bea temporary vampire?
Columbus: I'm thinking probably a merging of possible alternate reali-
Jack: I think I'm better off not knowing.
Columbus: Fair enough. Over at Fixer Uppers, Sov was attempting to his own radio show when Juliet stopped by to flirt and get her phone fixed. Then at Wellspring Arms, Alex Aaron pondered using the shooting range while Butters had the best day ever at the post office. He even made a hat! Finally Scully was having a quiet day at the clinic even though Mercy got herself shot and had to be taken to the clinic by Caroline.
Jack: She got shot?!
Columbus: Didn't I just read that out loud?
Jack: Geez, people! Isn't this town strange enough without getting freaking shot!
Columbus: I'm sure she's fine.
Jack: Except for the part where she was shot.
Columbus: Well... yeah. That's true.
Jack: All right. That's it for us today folks. Have a good morning.
Columbus: And try not to get shot.
Columbus: Should you really be addressing people as kids?
Jack: Is there a problem with me addressing people as kids?
Columbus: Well, see you are a kid.
Jack: Well, so are you.
Columbus: Actually I'm a teacher.
Jack: No! Really?
Columbus: You haven't heard of How to survive a Zombie apocalypse?
Jack: I know enough not to take the class. How old are you? Sixteen?
Columbus: *sighs* Maybe we should just read the news.
Jack: Seventeen?
School!
Columbus: Kicking off with yesterday's news, Deadpool taught the kids in Childcare for Idiots how to select a babysitter.
Jack: Okay, you can't be older than eighteen. Am I right?
Columbus: Moving on to-
Jack: Are you ignoring me?
Columbus: Yes. Moving on to Care and Feeding of Hirelings, Hook showed off a picture of his hencman Smee and talked about how you should hire someone dumber than you so they won't turn against you.
Jack: Well that's not cynical at all! Really!
Columbus: That's you being sarcastic right?
Jack. Nope! Not a bit!
Columbus: Right. Okay, then. Then in-
Jack: Um. So you know? That was sarcasm.
Columbus: Ahh. Thank you. Then in Creative Writing, Shunsui talked to the students about where to find inspiration. Then the students were given pictures to write about.
Finally, over in Anakin's office, Anakin, Ghanima, Karla, Gabrielle, Ghanima, Wesley and Blysse were all captivated by whaterever they were watching on TV.
Jack: Baseball.
Columbus: Not necessarily...
Jack: Yeah, well that Skywalker guy doesn't seem like a soap opera fan, so I'm going with baseball.
Columbus: Are you sure? Have you ever seen him wear that cape?
Jack: ... I'm going to refrain from answering that question on the grounds that he'll probably make me shear more sheep.
Dorms!
Jack: Last night there was a Campfire and Rilla was enjoying the evening by singing a song. Juliet hadn't heard the song before but apparently that's because Rilla is from... 1914? Really?
Columbus: Well, you know there's a whole nexus around the island that-
Jack: Okay! But it's still freaking weird! Then Elphababababa, whose name I just butchered, learned that even thought Rilla is from Canada a lot of people near her home is Scottish. The Rilla told Ariel about the guy who taught her the song shw singing and Annie talked about the Colorado and how different it is from our current environment. Finally Wesley admired Rilla's singing while Dave stopped by which led to a conversation regarding dancing Canadian monkeys.
Yeah I find that pretty weird too.
Columbus: No one was really asking.
Jack: Yeah, well it felt that way. Just read the news.
Town!
Columbus: The town was it's usual busy self today. Fraser was over at MHA doing research on tenant rights while Cally did her best at keeping her dog not to eat a tubleweed at Strokes of Genius. Meanwhile Millie was amused at the new shipment over at the Book Haven and over at The Gig, Helen was spending the day with the horses.
At the Community center, Jack Sparrow was teaching people how to make a treasure map while Kate and Bo chatted about Bo being the new security office for the school and Kate temporarily being vampire.
Jack: Really? A temporary vampire? God, this town is strange. How can anyone bea temporary vampire?
Columbus: I'm thinking probably a merging of possible alternate reali-
Jack: I think I'm better off not knowing.
Columbus: Fair enough. Over at Fixer Uppers, Sov was attempting to his own radio show when Juliet stopped by to flirt and get her phone fixed. Then at Wellspring Arms, Alex Aaron pondered using the shooting range while Butters had the best day ever at the post office. He even made a hat! Finally Scully was having a quiet day at the clinic even though Mercy got herself shot and had to be taken to the clinic by Caroline.
Jack: She got shot?!
Columbus: Didn't I just read that out loud?
Jack: Geez, people! Isn't this town strange enough without getting freaking shot!
Columbus: I'm sure she's fine.
Jack: Except for the part where she was shot.
Columbus: Well... yeah. That's true.
Jack: All right. That's it for us today folks. Have a good morning.
Columbus: And try not to get shot.