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Fandom Radio: Friday, June 3rd
Jack: Good Morning Fandom! I'm Jack Carter.
Columbus: And I'm Columbus Ohio. The person. Not the city.
Jack: Really. You think people might get confused?
Columbus: The other weekend didn't you turn into somebody?
Jack: Uh. Yeah. A guy with a mullet.
Columbus: I'm taking nothing for granted.
Jack: And... I'm just going to read the news.
SCHOOL!
Columbus: Starting off with Childcare for Idiots-
Jack: Of which I'm not one.
Columbus: -Deadpool lectured the class on kids who lull you into a false sense of security before killing you while you sleep.
Jack: Clearly an uplifting class.
Columbus: He then paired everyone up for how to handle a kid having a tantrum and Deadpool was available to talk to any of his students.
Jack: Not that you want to talk with the guy. Seriously. Pajamas. Next up we had Care and Feeding of Hirelngs, Hook had a lying cake? What? I dunno. Then he talked about rewarding hirelings. The kids then chatted and talked about what rewards they'd give to their own hirelings. ... What?
Columbus: What?
Jack: Why are you looking at me like that?
Columbus: Did you notice how I didn't interrupt you at all while you were speaking?
Jack: Um. No?
Columbus: *sighs* Nevermind. In Creative Writing Shunsui had a lecture about invoking the creative muses.
Jack: Fuses?
Columbus: *sighs* Muses.
Jack: Not fuses.
Columbus: No. And-
Jack: You gave me that look again.
Columbus: And students then had to try and call and share their invocation for their muses. Which accordign to Stan was kind of douchey.
Jack: Stan sounds about right. Rude but right. Over in the teacher's offices, Anakin was visted by Jaina, Gabrielle, Warren and Luke came by to find out about some country called Panem. And then Alexander yawned a lot over at the library.
Dorms
Columbus: Over in the dorms, Peter Wiggin was watching the holographic news when Topher dropped by to drool over the technology. Then Peter convinced Topher to hack into a military database for him.
Jack: Oh that will end well. Meanwhile Sam LaCroix was skateboarding on the second floor when Kate dared him to hit her. Really Kate? Really? That's just asking for trouble. Then Butters was a killjoy and tried to ground Sam.
Columbus: Kate Gregson was feeling blue and dropped by Bod's room while over in Dave's room, the aforementioned Dave was rolling quarters when Ramona dropped by to discuss bingo cards and how creepy Deadpool was.
Jack: So. Freaking. Creepy.
Columbus: Meanwhile Mercy was reading and Sov turned into a bunny
Jack: Wait.
Columbus: What?
Jack: A bunny? Really?
Columbus: It's what it says here.
Jack: Oh, come on. Somebody turned into a rabbit? No way.
Columbus: Have you not been listening about this place?
Jack: The guy turned into a rabbit. How is that not weird?
Columbus: I fought in a zombie apocalypse. People turning into bunnies just isn't that weird.
Jack: ... And now we move on.
TOWN
Columbus: Over at Fixer Uppers Sov was being lazy-
Jack: But not a bunny?
Columbus: Before he turned into a bunny.
Jack: So weird. Meanwhile Vida was posting flyers about a Strawberry Social while Fraser worked on some monthly paperwork.
Columbus: Over at Book Haven it was nice and sunny-
Jack: Stop messing with the weather people! I'm not blowing up a lake again!
Columbus: Whileover at the gig, Helen was watching the rain and got a visit from James.
Jack: The community center had classes this evening where Long Term Finance covered how to use proper to build up wealth while Cally was exploring the computer network of Japan over at Strokes of Genius
Columbus: At Turtle & Canary George was making M&M's fight while Chuck was wet and annoyed over at Caritas
Jack: And over at the Clinic, Dana was bored of Japan and decided to study some viruses. ... And again I say: That can't be good.
Columbus: And that's it for the news everyone!
Jack: Have a good morning everyone! Stay away from Deadpool, Sov and Dana. You'll get the pajama-bunny virus.
Columbus: That's not true at all.
Jack: And I really don't care. At all. Say goodbye Columbus.
Columbus: Goodbye Columbus!
Jack: Everyone's a smartass.
Columbus: And I'm Columbus Ohio. The person. Not the city.
Jack: Really. You think people might get confused?
Columbus: The other weekend didn't you turn into somebody?
Jack: Uh. Yeah. A guy with a mullet.
Columbus: I'm taking nothing for granted.
Jack: And... I'm just going to read the news.
SCHOOL!
Columbus: Starting off with Childcare for Idiots-
Jack: Of which I'm not one.
Columbus: -Deadpool lectured the class on kids who lull you into a false sense of security before killing you while you sleep.
Jack: Clearly an uplifting class.
Columbus: He then paired everyone up for how to handle a kid having a tantrum and Deadpool was available to talk to any of his students.
Jack: Not that you want to talk with the guy. Seriously. Pajamas. Next up we had Care and Feeding of Hirelngs, Hook had a lying cake? What? I dunno. Then he talked about rewarding hirelings. The kids then chatted and talked about what rewards they'd give to their own hirelings. ... What?
Columbus: What?
Jack: Why are you looking at me like that?
Columbus: Did you notice how I didn't interrupt you at all while you were speaking?
Jack: Um. No?
Columbus: *sighs* Nevermind. In Creative Writing Shunsui had a lecture about invoking the creative muses.
Jack: Fuses?
Columbus: *sighs* Muses.
Jack: Not fuses.
Columbus: No. And-
Jack: You gave me that look again.
Columbus: And students then had to try and call and share their invocation for their muses. Which accordign to Stan was kind of douchey.
Jack: Stan sounds about right. Rude but right. Over in the teacher's offices, Anakin was visted by Jaina, Gabrielle, Warren and Luke came by to find out about some country called Panem. And then Alexander yawned a lot over at the library.
Dorms
Columbus: Over in the dorms, Peter Wiggin was watching the holographic news when Topher dropped by to drool over the technology. Then Peter convinced Topher to hack into a military database for him.
Jack: Oh that will end well. Meanwhile Sam LaCroix was skateboarding on the second floor when Kate dared him to hit her. Really Kate? Really? That's just asking for trouble. Then Butters was a killjoy and tried to ground Sam.
Columbus: Kate Gregson was feeling blue and dropped by Bod's room while over in Dave's room, the aforementioned Dave was rolling quarters when Ramona dropped by to discuss bingo cards and how creepy Deadpool was.
Jack: So. Freaking. Creepy.
Columbus: Meanwhile Mercy was reading and Sov turned into a bunny
Jack: Wait.
Columbus: What?
Jack: A bunny? Really?
Columbus: It's what it says here.
Jack: Oh, come on. Somebody turned into a rabbit? No way.
Columbus: Have you not been listening about this place?
Jack: The guy turned into a rabbit. How is that not weird?
Columbus: I fought in a zombie apocalypse. People turning into bunnies just isn't that weird.
Jack: ... And now we move on.
TOWN
Columbus: Over at Fixer Uppers Sov was being lazy-
Jack: But not a bunny?
Columbus: Before he turned into a bunny.
Jack: So weird. Meanwhile Vida was posting flyers about a Strawberry Social while Fraser worked on some monthly paperwork.
Columbus: Over at Book Haven it was nice and sunny-
Jack: Stop messing with the weather people! I'm not blowing up a lake again!
Columbus: Whileover at the gig, Helen was watching the rain and got a visit from James.
Jack: The community center had classes this evening where Long Term Finance covered how to use proper to build up wealth while Cally was exploring the computer network of Japan over at Strokes of Genius
Columbus: At Turtle & Canary George was making M&M's fight while Chuck was wet and annoyed over at Caritas
Jack: And over at the Clinic, Dana was bored of Japan and decided to study some viruses. ... And again I say: That can't be good.
Columbus: And that's it for the news everyone!
Jack: Have a good morning everyone! Stay away from Deadpool, Sov and Dana. You'll get the pajama-bunny virus.
Columbus: That's not true at all.
Jack: And I really don't care. At all. Say goodbye Columbus.
Columbus: Goodbye Columbus!
Jack: Everyone's a smartass.