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fandom_radio2011-04-02 10:47 am
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Fandom Radio, Saturday Morning - 4/2
Deadpool: I just don’t escape this place, do I? Hello, my little squirrel friends who bring me gossip! Hello readers!
Arthur: My God, Deadpool, if this is the way you ‘cast’ a radio... Good morning, Fandom! It’s good to see you all again. Please don’t encourage the squirrels.
Deadpool: Silver Fox! Wait... she’s dead.
Arthur: The squirrels haven’t quite grown that large yet, as far as I can tell.
Deadpool: Just go with it, Future Kingy.
Arthur: Suppose it’ll be best not to question it. Again.
SCHOOL
Arthur: Anyway, Dealing with Idiots class - I certainly could have used that one back in the day - had a laborious task ahead of them as they worked the Moobyland counters. Why anyone would eat there, I have no idea. Jono attempts to convince Alex to give him something for free. Obviously, this doesn’t work. Captain Jack, our employer, who appears to still be around at the moment, attempts to order laundry. I think he may have been in the wrong class. Rilla asks Jool something about ‘prairie oysters’, and all the squirrels are shaking their heads at me. Likewise, Effy seems indecisive about her meal, much to Jacob’s annoyance, while Rikku-- hello, Rikku!-- confounds Makita. Squall’s glaring seems to have done the trick in keeping the madmen off - it is a very useful technique - and those who have actually secured food settle down with it.
Pop Culture meets to discuss Twitter. Must be a historical retrospective. Dear God, that was a horrible time - bloody Merlin. There was a lecture and people making accounts, presumably on the Machine of Wayback.
Ramona talks about dealing with one’s press when you’re famous. Tough topic. The students team up and question each other. In the library, Wesley slacks off because he can’t handle the pressure of working a counter at Moobyworld.
Deadpool: Awww, so much hate for your fellow Brits.
Arthur: I hold no hate in my heart. Discombobulation, yes. Hate, no.
Deadpool: I’mma call you Captain Britain now.
Arthur: I am not a captain. I am a king.
Deadpool: Captain. Britain.
Arthur: No. George is not a fan of April Fools’ day in Apathy Club. And who can blame her-- except Apathy Club? Really? There was no mingling, burning of Jono’s cap, and of course, George and Squall deciding neither is a great fan of April Fools’.
DORMS
Arthur: You were all silent.
TOWN
Deadpool: So, at the dance I don't reeeeaally remember happening, our buddy here and his big eared friend were horrified by the amount of glitter that was everywhere. You get used to it. Blackbolt and Medusa were in the same boat on not liking the decor. Pff. Inhumans. Dolf and Cally had a conversation about Carnival where it's only a southern thing where we throw beads for breasts. Awww yeah. Chuck Bass and Castiel caught up on 'Things Likely To Kill 'Em' which are numerous. Household accidents account for many. Chamber talked to Raven about being social. And--ew. Did not need to know about any of the X-dweebs. Though, apparently Squall did. Perv. Dinah ran up to hug Raven and talk graduation. Whose... I dunno. Hoshi also hugged Raven. Because it's what you do.
Arthur: I’d say that would be a bit too familiar for many.
Deadpool: ...you don’t want a huuuuug?
Arthur: Not if I can help it.
Deadpool: You’re gettin’ a hug once this is over. Angela got all deer in the headlights on seeing Mini-Me and he explained he was fixed. Which is for the best. Just ask Bob Barker. Jack Priest was all suspicious at the the glitter lest it make him do stuff. Then got an invite to Karla's birthday party. Tara and Kennedy were all 'eww, color!' and then 'Ooo! Kareoke!' because they're adorable. Katina and Francine discussed the Skittles connection to the decorations. Mmmm. Skittles. Tahiri's feet were all beglittered to Ben's amusement. Oh, Ben. Ben. Belthozar complained about not knowing anyone to Anders and heeeey. I remember those names. I am so damn old. Anders also gave Stark a hug and asked about space. Filled with Skrullmydia.
Arthur: Right, not planning to go there, then. Izzy and Wyatt were there, and worried about what Fandom might have in store for them. You know what they say about paranoia...
Deadpool: It makes an ass out of you and me?
Arthur: ...That doesn’t even make any sense!
Deadpool: You have met me, right?
Arthur: Well, yes, but do we have to be quite that arbitrary?
Deadpool: Yup!
Arthur: Anyway, Romeo - hello, Romeo! - and his Yurika noted how being on island made them feel old. It does have that effect on you, doesn’t it? Percy and Luke argued about glitter, while Raven greeted Mat and got that whole old tale about the circus. Really, Mat? Squall seemed happy to greet Rilla, which for some reason or another seems to have thrown her. Kate and Priestly - oh, Priestly - caught up a bit, and then Priestly went on to claim to Dinah that he was dressed up like a sandwich. It would hardly be the first time. Karla and River spoke about the state of the island and the death of River’s brother, and I refuse to read what it says here about Warren and Karla. Have some decency, squirrels.
Deadpool: Yeah, we need details!
Arthur: NO DETAILS.
Emma wanted to know who would lead in a dance, which I’d say would be fairly obvious, but then Katchoo will probably start gabbing again. Dinah had trouble recognising Karla because of her suit. Sookie and Bobby talked about how the decor reminded them of an Easter egg. ...Edible? Parker would like to know about River’s state of mind, whilst Scully and Claudia marvel that anyone comes back here again. Now, now. It isn’t that bad.
Piper and Lindsay contemplate whether the decor has something to do with exploding monsters. Not likely. While Scully and Peter Bishop feel like this isn’t really ‘their party’. You’re on the island, aren’t you? Momoko and Jaime discuss the theme, as well.
Deadpool: Nico and Jason met up and Jason got warned that Percy was being all moody. Reno and Rikku discussed how different it was to be teachers and if they could mess with people yesterday. Toooo late. Rikku and Romeo kept up that huggin' thing and discussed Japan. Where giant Mechas kick your ass. Rinoa decided that Squall still looked weird smiling. At least he doesn't look evil. Karla took the opportunity to apologize to Rinoa for being a cat. I'll just leave that there for you all to decide on my joke. Here's a hint, it's not work safe. Squall was all 'Answer your phone!' at here, but I guess the joke went way over his head. Frosty got a hug from Rinoa and asked if Sookie was alright. And I'm gonna say they made out. Because I can. Bobby M got apologized to by Jason for something with snownballs. I don't even wanna know.
Arthur: ...Squirrels, how many times do I have to tell you that we do not need these details?
Deadpool: There was even some delicious, delicious food for folks at the dance that I did not attend. Rilla got her tease on with Dolf about meatballs and oh, god the Dutch. The Dutch. Reno was all sad at my cohost here that, as a teacher, he can't spike the punch. And yet it was still spiked. Hmmm. Silver fox over here also caught up with Mat with one t and there was a flood of testosterone all over the place. Tweety asked Arthur here if he'd stop her from climbing the hotel. Why would you climb the hotel?
Arthur: Because Tweety is insane, and that’s all there is to it.
Deadpool: Ahhh. Gotcha.
Arthur: You’re welcome. Meanwhile, Reno … … er, had some worries about who should spike the punch, but Romeo took care of it-- Moving on, Juliet and Sov discussed Sov’s dress, and other topics I shan’t be talking about on-air. Nico decides to be juvenile by dropping glitter on Percy’s head, while Nathan and Kate discuss the proper ethics of spiking someone’s drink. Or your own. Firekeeper is inspecting the food when Dinah comes ‘round-- she’s here? Really?-- to ask her if Blind Seer finds it safe. Elsewhere, Mat pretends to be a food critic - he’s bloody horrid at it, take it from me - and winds up discussing his marriage with Karla. I don’t know who I feel for more.
Deadpool: Me for listening?
Arthur: I find it a bit hard to imagine you can even listen through that suit, Deadpool.
Rilla and Sov talk about more cheery subjects, such as dancing, and it appears I ran straight into her by accident. Dinah and Francine celebrate Francine’s birthday with some punch. Happy birthday, Francine! Also, Momoko, Jaime and Dinah get entirely too emotional all over each other. We shan’t go into that either. Bobby asks Percy about his father, and there’s a bit about discrimination with rights to Romans. All right then.
Deadpool: Caroline was wondering about doing kareoke when Nathan who isn't the mayor wandered to suck up to her for a dance. I dunno why, but that sounds wrong. Oh, and Isabel was leery of the punch before Parker showed up to catch up. Up.
Arthur: There was a karaoke booth, god help us-- I don’t remember the karaoke, actually-- where Tara and Kennedy sang to one another. Huh. Likewise, there was a dance, a fact which Nathan and Caroline exploited. They also discussed spending some, er, time together.
Deadpool: Over in those not so dark corners, we have Jack Priest wandered over to talk to Mini-Me about life and stuff. And things. Karla was all shocked that her OTP wasn't together when Ben confirmed Ender took off to be emo at crap. Hurley and Hoshi toasted to new beginnings and I'm pretty sure that only ends in tears. Luke offered Nico bribes to glitter up Percy. There is something very wrong with that, people. Very, very wrong.
Arthur: And outside the dance, the odd thing or two was going on, too. Like Francine, who decided to nap down in the hotel lobby. Bad for your back, that.
b>Deadpool: In town that doesn't involve that damn dance, Bod was distracted over at Luke's. Fixer Uppers had a Ben and then an Ender discuss Karla's world and where Ben will be tonight. Cad. Mary is pleased that she got to prank Gunther over at the hotel. So, be careful around him today, folks. Oh, and Jessica was over at Caritas, wondering about going to the daaaaance.
Deadpool: And that’s all we have, folks!
Arthur: That was refreshing. I do miss this, you know. Broadcasting.
Deadpool: And remember, people. Hug your random British King.
Arthur: I don’t need hugs. I’ll be happy to see the lot of you, but I really don’t need hugs.
Arthur: My God, Deadpool, if this is the way you ‘cast’ a radio... Good morning, Fandom! It’s good to see you all again. Please don’t encourage the squirrels.
Deadpool: Silver Fox! Wait... she’s dead.
Arthur: The squirrels haven’t quite grown that large yet, as far as I can tell.
Deadpool: Just go with it, Future Kingy.
Arthur: Suppose it’ll be best not to question it. Again.
SCHOOL
Arthur: Anyway, Dealing with Idiots class - I certainly could have used that one back in the day - had a laborious task ahead of them as they worked the Moobyland counters. Why anyone would eat there, I have no idea. Jono attempts to convince Alex to give him something for free. Obviously, this doesn’t work. Captain Jack, our employer, who appears to still be around at the moment, attempts to order laundry. I think he may have been in the wrong class. Rilla asks Jool something about ‘prairie oysters’, and all the squirrels are shaking their heads at me. Likewise, Effy seems indecisive about her meal, much to Jacob’s annoyance, while Rikku-- hello, Rikku!-- confounds Makita. Squall’s glaring seems to have done the trick in keeping the madmen off - it is a very useful technique - and those who have actually secured food settle down with it.
Pop Culture meets to discuss Twitter. Must be a historical retrospective. Dear God, that was a horrible time - bloody Merlin. There was a lecture and people making accounts, presumably on the Machine of Wayback.
Ramona talks about dealing with one’s press when you’re famous. Tough topic. The students team up and question each other. In the library, Wesley slacks off because he can’t handle the pressure of working a counter at Moobyworld.
Deadpool: Awww, so much hate for your fellow Brits.
Arthur: I hold no hate in my heart. Discombobulation, yes. Hate, no.
Deadpool: I’mma call you Captain Britain now.
Arthur: I am not a captain. I am a king.
Deadpool: Captain. Britain.
Arthur: No. George is not a fan of April Fools’ day in Apathy Club. And who can blame her-- except Apathy Club? Really? There was no mingling, burning of Jono’s cap, and of course, George and Squall deciding neither is a great fan of April Fools’.
DORMS
Arthur: You were all silent.
TOWN
Deadpool: So, at the dance I don't reeeeaally remember happening, our buddy here and his big eared friend were horrified by the amount of glitter that was everywhere. You get used to it. Blackbolt and Medusa were in the same boat on not liking the decor. Pff. Inhumans. Dolf and Cally had a conversation about Carnival where it's only a southern thing where we throw beads for breasts. Awww yeah. Chuck Bass and Castiel caught up on 'Things Likely To Kill 'Em' which are numerous. Household accidents account for many. Chamber talked to Raven about being social. And--ew. Did not need to know about any of the X-dweebs. Though, apparently Squall did. Perv. Dinah ran up to hug Raven and talk graduation. Whose... I dunno. Hoshi also hugged Raven. Because it's what you do.
Arthur: I’d say that would be a bit too familiar for many.
Deadpool: ...you don’t want a huuuuug?
Arthur: Not if I can help it.
Deadpool: You’re gettin’ a hug once this is over. Angela got all deer in the headlights on seeing Mini-Me and he explained he was fixed. Which is for the best. Just ask Bob Barker. Jack Priest was all suspicious at the the glitter lest it make him do stuff. Then got an invite to Karla's birthday party. Tara and Kennedy were all 'eww, color!' and then 'Ooo! Kareoke!' because they're adorable. Katina and Francine discussed the Skittles connection to the decorations. Mmmm. Skittles. Tahiri's feet were all beglittered to Ben's amusement. Oh, Ben. Ben. Belthozar complained about not knowing anyone to Anders and heeeey. I remember those names. I am so damn old. Anders also gave Stark a hug and asked about space. Filled with Skrullmydia.
Arthur: Right, not planning to go there, then. Izzy and Wyatt were there, and worried about what Fandom might have in store for them. You know what they say about paranoia...
Deadpool: It makes an ass out of you and me?
Arthur: ...That doesn’t even make any sense!
Deadpool: You have met me, right?
Arthur: Well, yes, but do we have to be quite that arbitrary?
Deadpool: Yup!
Arthur: Anyway, Romeo - hello, Romeo! - and his Yurika noted how being on island made them feel old. It does have that effect on you, doesn’t it? Percy and Luke argued about glitter, while Raven greeted Mat and got that whole old tale about the circus. Really, Mat? Squall seemed happy to greet Rilla, which for some reason or another seems to have thrown her. Kate and Priestly - oh, Priestly - caught up a bit, and then Priestly went on to claim to Dinah that he was dressed up like a sandwich. It would hardly be the first time. Karla and River spoke about the state of the island and the death of River’s brother, and I refuse to read what it says here about Warren and Karla. Have some decency, squirrels.
Deadpool: Yeah, we need details!
Arthur: NO DETAILS.
Emma wanted to know who would lead in a dance, which I’d say would be fairly obvious, but then Katchoo will probably start gabbing again. Dinah had trouble recognising Karla because of her suit. Sookie and Bobby talked about how the decor reminded them of an Easter egg. ...Edible? Parker would like to know about River’s state of mind, whilst Scully and Claudia marvel that anyone comes back here again. Now, now. It isn’t that bad.
Piper and Lindsay contemplate whether the decor has something to do with exploding monsters. Not likely. While Scully and Peter Bishop feel like this isn’t really ‘their party’. You’re on the island, aren’t you? Momoko and Jaime discuss the theme, as well.
Deadpool: Nico and Jason met up and Jason got warned that Percy was being all moody. Reno and Rikku discussed how different it was to be teachers and if they could mess with people yesterday. Toooo late. Rikku and Romeo kept up that huggin' thing and discussed Japan. Where giant Mechas kick your ass. Rinoa decided that Squall still looked weird smiling. At least he doesn't look evil. Karla took the opportunity to apologize to Rinoa for being a cat. I'll just leave that there for you all to decide on my joke. Here's a hint, it's not work safe. Squall was all 'Answer your phone!' at here, but I guess the joke went way over his head. Frosty got a hug from Rinoa and asked if Sookie was alright. And I'm gonna say they made out. Because I can. Bobby M got apologized to by Jason for something with snownballs. I don't even wanna know.
Arthur: ...Squirrels, how many times do I have to tell you that we do not need these details?
Deadpool: There was even some delicious, delicious food for folks at the dance that I did not attend. Rilla got her tease on with Dolf about meatballs and oh, god the Dutch. The Dutch. Reno was all sad at my cohost here that, as a teacher, he can't spike the punch. And yet it was still spiked. Hmmm. Silver fox over here also caught up with Mat with one t and there was a flood of testosterone all over the place. Tweety asked Arthur here if he'd stop her from climbing the hotel. Why would you climb the hotel?
Arthur: Because Tweety is insane, and that’s all there is to it.
Deadpool: Ahhh. Gotcha.
Arthur: You’re welcome. Meanwhile, Reno … … er, had some worries about who should spike the punch, but Romeo took care of it-- Moving on, Juliet and Sov discussed Sov’s dress, and other topics I shan’t be talking about on-air. Nico decides to be juvenile by dropping glitter on Percy’s head, while Nathan and Kate discuss the proper ethics of spiking someone’s drink. Or your own. Firekeeper is inspecting the food when Dinah comes ‘round-- she’s here? Really?-- to ask her if Blind Seer finds it safe. Elsewhere, Mat pretends to be a food critic - he’s bloody horrid at it, take it from me - and winds up discussing his marriage with Karla. I don’t know who I feel for more.
Deadpool: Me for listening?
Arthur: I find it a bit hard to imagine you can even listen through that suit, Deadpool.
Rilla and Sov talk about more cheery subjects, such as dancing, and it appears I ran straight into her by accident. Dinah and Francine celebrate Francine’s birthday with some punch. Happy birthday, Francine! Also, Momoko, Jaime and Dinah get entirely too emotional all over each other. We shan’t go into that either. Bobby asks Percy about his father, and there’s a bit about discrimination with rights to Romans. All right then.
Deadpool: Caroline was wondering about doing kareoke when Nathan who isn't the mayor wandered to suck up to her for a dance. I dunno why, but that sounds wrong. Oh, and Isabel was leery of the punch before Parker showed up to catch up. Up.
Arthur: There was a karaoke booth, god help us-- I don’t remember the karaoke, actually-- where Tara and Kennedy sang to one another. Huh. Likewise, there was a dance, a fact which Nathan and Caroline exploited. They also discussed spending some, er, time together.
Deadpool: Over in those not so dark corners, we have Jack Priest wandered over to talk to Mini-Me about life and stuff. And things. Karla was all shocked that her OTP wasn't together when Ben confirmed Ender took off to be emo at crap. Hurley and Hoshi toasted to new beginnings and I'm pretty sure that only ends in tears. Luke offered Nico bribes to glitter up Percy. There is something very wrong with that, people. Very, very wrong.
Arthur: And outside the dance, the odd thing or two was going on, too. Like Francine, who decided to nap down in the hotel lobby. Bad for your back, that.
b>Deadpool: In town that doesn't involve that damn dance, Bod was distracted over at Luke's. Fixer Uppers had a Ben and then an Ender discuss Karla's world and where Ben will be tonight. Cad. Mary is pleased that she got to prank Gunther over at the hotel. So, be careful around him today, folks. Oh, and Jessica was over at Caritas, wondering about going to the daaaaance.
Deadpool: And that’s all we have, folks!
Arthur: That was refreshing. I do miss this, you know. Broadcasting.
Deadpool: And remember, people. Hug your random British King.
Arthur: I don’t need hugs. I’ll be happy to see the lot of you, but I really don’t need hugs.
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