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Pirate Radio [Tuesday, March 1, 2011]
I don't care what you say, you are rodents, and I believe it is still February. Why would one month have two less days than the rest of them? That's ridic--we're on the air. Well played, tree rats. Well played.
I am Captain Jack Sparrow, this is pirate radio, and there is a very good chance at least one of you is still doing a lobster impression from your vacation, so I find myself in a much better mood than last week even if not a one of you has stopped by with bribes. There's just no courtesy these days. It's sad.
You were back in classes today, for those of you who care about learning. Karla and Chloe led Teamwork 101 today, where students learned about escaping from bad dates. Now that is a useful course. In a pinch, ye can tell the wench that she does look fat in that dress, but be prepared to run. Getting out of Tight Situations bundled up against the cold--that'll teach ye to go to Hawaii--before helping a child who stuck his tongue to a pole. Leave him there to starve, I say. Advanced Driver's Ed drove dune buggies, Fighting With Powers ignored the very title of the class and fought without powers, and Science of Sexuality learned about birth control. After all of those children arrived--not one for Captain Jack, if you'd been worried--that's probably a smart move, me hearties. They paired up t' fill condoms, then Ariel and Nathan used those to wage war against Holmes and Watson. Very sneaky. I approve. Cally complained to Peter that this was useless information because her people reproduce by...cloning. Okay, then.
Young William was in the library finding books about sharks everywhere, the office minions were left sweeping up the ashes of a moose arson rampage and Jane was drawing in her office. KKG prepared for the career fair by mingling and eating pizza while discussing what they want to be when they grow up. Pirates. You want to be pirates. Look at me. Who wouldn't want to be a pirate? Science Club went over what they want to do as a club--I'm going out on a limb t' suggest science-y...things.
In the dorms, Dolf was in the computer lab until Cally joined him to learn about weird European football. She was rewarded with a kiss on the cheek. Say it with me now: Awwwwww. Or, alternately, get a move on, Dolf. She only reproduces by cloning, what's the harm?
No need t' thank me.
Over in town, Ender had papayas and a visit from Ben, where they discussed their vacation before shifting into a conversation about politics. Anyone else think there is something a little strange about those boys? Quinn read a magazine instead of doing work at the hotel, Lacey monitored hockey trades--I assume those words in that order mean something to someone--at the diner, and Makita lacked disposable thumbs at Pixie Dust. Oh! I can help with that. I am acquainted with a pirate who collects thumbs!
Jono played with nine inch nails at the music shop, Dani was pleased to return to the Gig after time away, and Karla set up what I am sure was a terribly tasteful display at Dite's.
And that's all we have for today. Skip the green food at the cafeteria today. It's not festive for the month, it's just gone off.
I am Captain Jack Sparrow, this is pirate radio, and there is a very good chance at least one of you is still doing a lobster impression from your vacation, so I find myself in a much better mood than last week even if not a one of you has stopped by with bribes. There's just no courtesy these days. It's sad.
You were back in classes today, for those of you who care about learning. Karla and Chloe led Teamwork 101 today, where students learned about escaping from bad dates. Now that is a useful course. In a pinch, ye can tell the wench that she does look fat in that dress, but be prepared to run. Getting out of Tight Situations bundled up against the cold--that'll teach ye to go to Hawaii--before helping a child who stuck his tongue to a pole. Leave him there to starve, I say. Advanced Driver's Ed drove dune buggies, Fighting With Powers ignored the very title of the class and fought without powers, and Science of Sexuality learned about birth control. After all of those children arrived--not one for Captain Jack, if you'd been worried--that's probably a smart move, me hearties. They paired up t' fill condoms, then Ariel and Nathan used those to wage war against Holmes and Watson. Very sneaky. I approve. Cally complained to Peter that this was useless information because her people reproduce by...cloning. Okay, then.
Young William was in the library finding books about sharks everywhere, the office minions were left sweeping up the ashes of a moose arson rampage and Jane was drawing in her office. KKG prepared for the career fair by mingling and eating pizza while discussing what they want to be when they grow up. Pirates. You want to be pirates. Look at me. Who wouldn't want to be a pirate? Science Club went over what they want to do as a club--I'm going out on a limb t' suggest science-y...things.
In the dorms, Dolf was in the computer lab until Cally joined him to learn about weird European football. She was rewarded with a kiss on the cheek. Say it with me now: Awwwwww. Or, alternately, get a move on, Dolf. She only reproduces by cloning, what's the harm?
No need t' thank me.
Over in town, Ender had papayas and a visit from Ben, where they discussed their vacation before shifting into a conversation about politics. Anyone else think there is something a little strange about those boys? Quinn read a magazine instead of doing work at the hotel, Lacey monitored hockey trades--I assume those words in that order mean something to someone--at the diner, and Makita lacked disposable thumbs at Pixie Dust. Oh! I can help with that. I am acquainted with a pirate who collects thumbs!
Jono played with nine inch nails at the music shop, Dani was pleased to return to the Gig after time away, and Karla set up what I am sure was a terribly tasteful display at Dite's.
And that's all we have for today. Skip the green food at the cafeteria today. It's not festive for the month, it's just gone off.