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Fandom Radio, Wednesday, June 12, 2006
BECKY: Hi, people, this is Becky and I get to bring you the news again. Isn't this fun?
GOB: Tons. Hey, kids, this is GOB Bluth. Why didn't any of you take my workshop?
BECKY: Oh my God, let it go. Seriously. I mean, just because my workshop is almost full and yours only had two people is no reason to pout.
GOB: I'm not pouting.
BECKY: You're sulking.
GOB: And drinking. Remember, if you're ever thirsty while sulking, come to Caritas, the best bar in town!
BECKY: Drinking is good! Everyone should drink more. Unless you're underage, I guess, since I'm supposed to be responsible or something. Um. Just say no, kids?
GOB: See, kids? You've learned something. Which you could have been doing in my workshop.
Workshops, where people did crap
BECKY: In which you threw a tantrum today. Nice.
GOB: They had it coming. Doing better than me was Alfred and his Stealth & Deception workshop. He snuck up on the brats and forced them to play a game.
BECKY: And in Advanced Computers, the kids got to steal - wait, sorry, borrow laptops from Abby, and then they pimped each other's laptops. Then they showed them off and voted. 'Kay, this fully sounds like some kinda high-tech theft ring. Steal laptops, change 'em out, and then decide whose is best? Don't worry, guys, I won't sell you out.
GOB: I'll make no promises until I see a bribe. In Astronomy, students introduced themselves. Gwynn was happy to take this workshop again. I usually hated having to repeat classes. Except for math with Miss Collins. I failed that one on purpose.
BECKY: ...why?
GOB: She was hot. Why else?
BECKY: I can always hope that you'll surprise me. In Jewelry, they talked about macaroni and Belgium. As you do, in a class on jewelry. Except no, they actually talked about jewelry. Which is boring. I would so take a class on Belgian macaroni. Maybe. Actually, probably not. And the brainless little children had questions. Good for them. Or something.
GOB: Heh. Belgium. Photography did the introduction thing and brainstormed about their prompts for this week. Maybe you should take your borrowed cameras and take a picture of this!
BECKY: Are we supposed to end up with the cards on our heads like that?
GOB: No. But it would have been a great picture.
BECKY: In a sad kinda way, yeah. In...okay, that's not even a word. So I'm going to rename this workshop as Enrique's Guide to the Universe. Anyway, they made with the intros, paired up to play with sticks, which soooo sounds like it should be in my workshop, 'kay thanks, and they guided each other through mine fields, which sounds fun, and then there were bombs. Enrique sounds like my type of guy.
GOB: And in the library there were books. Also, Color You and that thirty-year-old who said she's a teenager just so I wouldn't make a pass at her caught up. What color is your hair now, huh? Then Jarod's girlfriend brought Color You over to take pictures of books, and the magic jerk guy with the bad hair talked to Color You about protocol for royals. How's this for protocols?
BECKY: *pause* They can't see you, you know.
GOB: Which makes it safer.
BECKY: Which reminds me - Aeryn and...your friend with the stupid hair and the inability to have sex. Y'all are free to cash in on your fun at the Sin any night.
GOB: You've been giving away a lot of fun at the Sin recently.
BECKY: It's my business and I can do what I want with it. And the girls will be grateful for the amusement.
GOB: Speaking of amusement, the Chef used meatballs for tennis practice today, so there weren't any to eat for lunch.
BECKY: And in Hot Mountie's Girlfriend's office, a bunch of kids stopped in. More importantly, Hot Mountie himself was there. Hot Mountie never visits me anymore.
GOB: Thank you for that, Constable!
Camp, where there was much dirtiness, hooray!!
BECKY: So, some girl whose name hurts my head did Tai Chi. How was he? And Zack? Had a special shirt today. I have no idea what that means.
GOB: I think it means he got lucky. Good going, Zack! Tyler talked to the Peter who's from... England about fighting with River, then to River about taking things slow. That's a mistake. Tyler, go fast and jump out of the car before you hit the wall! It's more fun that way!
BECKY: Taking things slow is boring. What's the fun in actually knowing the other person? It's so much easier to dislike them that way. See, that Peter guy and Willow woke up together on the beach. They didn't take it slow. This is what happens when people get advice from me. Good things happen. I should be a guru or something.
GOB: Well, you do teach a workshop about it. Anyway, Cally and Veronica talked, Anders told Pippi and that Peter about pyramids, and Xander can use a computer. The notes say he was e-mailing, but we all know he was looking at porn, am I right?
BECKY: Maybe he was emailing porn. Anyway, some guy whose name is also Xander was bored at Conner, and Veronica had pictures of those two guys who always make out in Caritas, which...didn't you say you found the footage of that one thing? You've got footage of them, too. You should use that.
GOB: Why would I keep footage of boys kissing? I don't care about that. Seras and Nadia checked in on Walter. See how I did that without a segue? All of a sudden it was something different. Illusion.
BECKY: Or else you couldn't think of a good line.
GOB: Or maybe I wanted you to think that I couldn't think of a good line to enhance the illusion.
BECKY: No. You didn't.
GOB: Sure I did. Over at the Squirrel Cabin, Pippi talked to Sawyer, Walter, and Nadia. Then Walter was "cute" with Nadia, and talked to Bel, probably not cutely, I'm guessing.
BECKY: You never know, really. And cheer practice happened in the gym. And Bel and Elizabeth were there to watch their girlfriends bounce around. Oh, come on. You're not fooling anyone. You're there to watch the cheerleaders. You girlfriends happen to be cheerleaders, but they're not the only ones you're looking at. 'Fess up.
GOB: I confess to nothing. Jack was outside Seahorse and Color You talked about his book. Does she have a book fetish or something? Molly talked to Jack about Cameron, Demyx took a good long look, and Cally talked to Jack, too.
BECKY: Jarod's brunette took a picture, and who wouldn't? I know Jack. He's hot. Good job, girlfriend of Jarod! I hope you get pancakes! Jack also talked to Tim about the future, to D'anna about cheerleading, and re-met Zero. And Sam helped Jack out with sunblock, and as I have no notes on whether this was Sam the guy or Sam the girl, I'll assume it's the Sam who's going to be in my workshop, who is Sam...Winchester. Good work, Sam.
GOB: Wasn't that the guy those ugly guys in drag were singing to during the talent show? This is an improvement. And girl whose name I'd butcher was outside Puffin Cabin.
BECKY: In Seahorse, Dean fiddled with his...camera. Dawn told him how she's going to hide tomorrow during Sex Ed, and ahahahahahahahahahahaha no, that is not going to happen. Dean asked Sam if he has been, and this is a quote, "Familiarizing himself with the tools for Sex Ed." Hopefully not in the living room, if Dean's already fiddling with his...camera.
GOB: Jaye didn't want her picture taken by the deviants, Alec asked Dean what his plans for his camera were. Dirty pictures, I assume. Also, that girl was back outside Puffin with company this time.
Town, where stuff happened
BECKY: Okay, so in Wonka's, there are jumping candies, which sounds vaguely like sex toys. And Isabel stopped by to see the Doctor, who, what the hell, really needs a first name. Jarod's girlfriend talked to him about the number ten, which...very good. Glad we can all count. How old are you people? Should this broadcast have been brought to y'all by the number ten and the letter B or something? And keeping with the theme, Clark was dumb in the Doctor's general direction.
GOB: According to my notes, Conner ordered a laptop through Blackadder, no dirty. How the hell is that supposed to be a euphemism anyway? Dawn and Molly went shopping for sunglasses so Dawn could hide in your workshop. So remember, the girl with the sunglasses is Dawn. And Daisy was bored.
BECKY: In Caritas, Broots gave Jarod a gift, Walter and Nadia missed the band, Xander, Xander, Z, that kid who failed at fake propositioning and Connernanders were glad to be out of the rain, and...okay, the hell? Notes say that Jarod was looking for rooms. Is his girlfriend moving out of the dorms or something?
GOB: No clue. But I do know that Cafe Fina was empty tonight. Sure, Pennyworth. You had people in your workshop, but I had people at my business. Take that, England!
BECKY: And I guess no one hurt themselves, since Tommy smoked in there, and Natalie watched TV. That's what I want to do. I want to smoke while watching TV. Oh, and Janet met with Susan, but who cares. I want a cigarette and bad television.
GOB: So is that it?
BECKY: I think so. Unless you want to make something up or something.
GOB: I'm not wearing any pants! I always wanted to say that on the radio.
BECKY: Yes, you are. Don't lie.
GOB: Fine. I'm wearing pants!
BECKY: No one cares about your pants, honey.
GOB: "Honey?"
BECKY: ...I call everyone things like that.
GOB: I don't remember the last time you called me something like that.
BECKY: That's because you were drunk.
GOB: That would explain it.
BECKY: And if you pick at this point anymore, you won't be pantless with me for a very long time. Now, say bye-bye to our audience.
GOB: ... Bye-bye, audience.
BECKY: Bye-bye, everyone, and kids who are coming to my workshop, it's at the main campfire and you should eat before you come. *pause* Not like that. We don't do that in class.
GOB: Why not?
BECKY: Because. Bye, people! *click*
GOB: Tons. Hey, kids, this is GOB Bluth. Why didn't any of you take my workshop?
BECKY: Oh my God, let it go. Seriously. I mean, just because my workshop is almost full and yours only had two people is no reason to pout.
GOB: I'm not pouting.
BECKY: You're sulking.
GOB: And drinking. Remember, if you're ever thirsty while sulking, come to Caritas, the best bar in town!
BECKY: Drinking is good! Everyone should drink more. Unless you're underage, I guess, since I'm supposed to be responsible or something. Um. Just say no, kids?
GOB: See, kids? You've learned something. Which you could have been doing in my workshop.
Workshops, where people did crap
BECKY: In which you threw a tantrum today. Nice.
GOB: They had it coming. Doing better than me was Alfred and his Stealth & Deception workshop. He snuck up on the brats and forced them to play a game.
BECKY: And in Advanced Computers, the kids got to steal - wait, sorry, borrow laptops from Abby, and then they pimped each other's laptops. Then they showed them off and voted. 'Kay, this fully sounds like some kinda high-tech theft ring. Steal laptops, change 'em out, and then decide whose is best? Don't worry, guys, I won't sell you out.
GOB: I'll make no promises until I see a bribe. In Astronomy, students introduced themselves. Gwynn was happy to take this workshop again. I usually hated having to repeat classes. Except for math with Miss Collins. I failed that one on purpose.
BECKY: ...why?
GOB: She was hot. Why else?
BECKY: I can always hope that you'll surprise me. In Jewelry, they talked about macaroni and Belgium. As you do, in a class on jewelry. Except no, they actually talked about jewelry. Which is boring. I would so take a class on Belgian macaroni. Maybe. Actually, probably not. And the brainless little children had questions. Good for them. Or something.
GOB: Heh. Belgium. Photography did the introduction thing and brainstormed about their prompts for this week. Maybe you should take your borrowed cameras and take a picture of this!
BECKY: Are we supposed to end up with the cards on our heads like that?
GOB: No. But it would have been a great picture.
BECKY: In a sad kinda way, yeah. In...okay, that's not even a word. So I'm going to rename this workshop as Enrique's Guide to the Universe. Anyway, they made with the intros, paired up to play with sticks, which soooo sounds like it should be in my workshop, 'kay thanks, and they guided each other through mine fields, which sounds fun, and then there were bombs. Enrique sounds like my type of guy.
GOB: And in the library there were books. Also, Color You and that thirty-year-old who said she's a teenager just so I wouldn't make a pass at her caught up. What color is your hair now, huh? Then Jarod's girlfriend brought Color You over to take pictures of books, and the magic jerk guy with the bad hair talked to Color You about protocol for royals. How's this for protocols?
BECKY: *pause* They can't see you, you know.
GOB: Which makes it safer.
BECKY: Which reminds me - Aeryn and...your friend with the stupid hair and the inability to have sex. Y'all are free to cash in on your fun at the Sin any night.
GOB: You've been giving away a lot of fun at the Sin recently.
BECKY: It's my business and I can do what I want with it. And the girls will be grateful for the amusement.
GOB: Speaking of amusement, the Chef used meatballs for tennis practice today, so there weren't any to eat for lunch.
BECKY: And in Hot Mountie's Girlfriend's office, a bunch of kids stopped in. More importantly, Hot Mountie himself was there. Hot Mountie never visits me anymore.
GOB: Thank you for that, Constable!
Camp, where there was much dirtiness, hooray!!
BECKY: So, some girl whose name hurts my head did Tai Chi. How was he? And Zack? Had a special shirt today. I have no idea what that means.
GOB: I think it means he got lucky. Good going, Zack! Tyler talked to the Peter who's from... England about fighting with River, then to River about taking things slow. That's a mistake. Tyler, go fast and jump out of the car before you hit the wall! It's more fun that way!
BECKY: Taking things slow is boring. What's the fun in actually knowing the other person? It's so much easier to dislike them that way. See, that Peter guy and Willow woke up together on the beach. They didn't take it slow. This is what happens when people get advice from me. Good things happen. I should be a guru or something.
GOB: Well, you do teach a workshop about it. Anyway, Cally and Veronica talked, Anders told Pippi and that Peter about pyramids, and Xander can use a computer. The notes say he was e-mailing, but we all know he was looking at porn, am I right?
BECKY: Maybe he was emailing porn. Anyway, some guy whose name is also Xander was bored at Conner, and Veronica had pictures of those two guys who always make out in Caritas, which...didn't you say you found the footage of that one thing? You've got footage of them, too. You should use that.
GOB: Why would I keep footage of boys kissing? I don't care about that. Seras and Nadia checked in on Walter. See how I did that without a segue? All of a sudden it was something different. Illusion.
BECKY: Or else you couldn't think of a good line.
GOB: Or maybe I wanted you to think that I couldn't think of a good line to enhance the illusion.
BECKY: No. You didn't.
GOB: Sure I did. Over at the Squirrel Cabin, Pippi talked to Sawyer, Walter, and Nadia. Then Walter was "cute" with Nadia, and talked to Bel, probably not cutely, I'm guessing.
BECKY: You never know, really. And cheer practice happened in the gym. And Bel and Elizabeth were there to watch their girlfriends bounce around. Oh, come on. You're not fooling anyone. You're there to watch the cheerleaders. You girlfriends happen to be cheerleaders, but they're not the only ones you're looking at. 'Fess up.
GOB: I confess to nothing. Jack was outside Seahorse and Color You talked about his book. Does she have a book fetish or something? Molly talked to Jack about Cameron, Demyx took a good long look, and Cally talked to Jack, too.
BECKY: Jarod's brunette took a picture, and who wouldn't? I know Jack. He's hot. Good job, girlfriend of Jarod! I hope you get pancakes! Jack also talked to Tim about the future, to D'anna about cheerleading, and re-met Zero. And Sam helped Jack out with sunblock, and as I have no notes on whether this was Sam the guy or Sam the girl, I'll assume it's the Sam who's going to be in my workshop, who is Sam...Winchester. Good work, Sam.
GOB: Wasn't that the guy those ugly guys in drag were singing to during the talent show? This is an improvement. And girl whose name I'd butcher was outside Puffin Cabin.
BECKY: In Seahorse, Dean fiddled with his...camera. Dawn told him how she's going to hide tomorrow during Sex Ed, and ahahahahahahahahahahaha no, that is not going to happen. Dean asked Sam if he has been, and this is a quote, "Familiarizing himself with the tools for Sex Ed." Hopefully not in the living room, if Dean's already fiddling with his...camera.
GOB: Jaye didn't want her picture taken by the deviants, Alec asked Dean what his plans for his camera were. Dirty pictures, I assume. Also, that girl was back outside Puffin with company this time.
Town, where stuff happened
BECKY: Okay, so in Wonka's, there are jumping candies, which sounds vaguely like sex toys. And Isabel stopped by to see the Doctor, who, what the hell, really needs a first name. Jarod's girlfriend talked to him about the number ten, which...very good. Glad we can all count. How old are you people? Should this broadcast have been brought to y'all by the number ten and the letter B or something? And keeping with the theme, Clark was dumb in the Doctor's general direction.
GOB: According to my notes, Conner ordered a laptop through Blackadder, no dirty. How the hell is that supposed to be a euphemism anyway? Dawn and Molly went shopping for sunglasses so Dawn could hide in your workshop. So remember, the girl with the sunglasses is Dawn. And Daisy was bored.
BECKY: In Caritas, Broots gave Jarod a gift, Walter and Nadia missed the band, Xander, Xander, Z, that kid who failed at fake propositioning and Connernanders were glad to be out of the rain, and...okay, the hell? Notes say that Jarod was looking for rooms. Is his girlfriend moving out of the dorms or something?
GOB: No clue. But I do know that Cafe Fina was empty tonight. Sure, Pennyworth. You had people in your workshop, but I had people at my business. Take that, England!
BECKY: And I guess no one hurt themselves, since Tommy smoked in there, and Natalie watched TV. That's what I want to do. I want to smoke while watching TV. Oh, and Janet met with Susan, but who cares. I want a cigarette and bad television.
GOB: So is that it?
BECKY: I think so. Unless you want to make something up or something.
GOB: I'm not wearing any pants! I always wanted to say that on the radio.
BECKY: Yes, you are. Don't lie.
GOB: Fine. I'm wearing pants!
BECKY: No one cares about your pants, honey.
GOB: "Honey?"
BECKY: ...I call everyone things like that.
GOB: I don't remember the last time you called me something like that.
BECKY: That's because you were drunk.
GOB: That would explain it.
BECKY: And if you pick at this point anymore, you won't be pantless with me for a very long time. Now, say bye-bye to our audience.
GOB: ... Bye-bye, audience.
BECKY: Bye-bye, everyone, and kids who are coming to my workshop, it's at the main campfire and you should eat before you come. *pause* Not like that. We don't do that in class.
GOB: Why not?
BECKY: Because. Bye, people! *click*