Fandom Radio, Sunday, October 24th, 2010

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Chuck: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I've missed you furry little voyeurs.

*squeaking*

Chuck: No, there's nothing wrong with being a voyeur. I like to watch on occasion.

Luke: Wow, I so did not mean to come in at that exact moment.

Chuck: It's fine. Where's Humphrey?

Luke: I ran into him in the hallway and he said he'd rather eat glass than do radio with you again. Something about kissing his sister...?

Chuck: I did not kiss Jenny. She's my sister too and, like, part raccoon.

Luke: Mmmkay, I'm not gonna ask for clarification on that.



School

Chuck: And I see the nerds live on. Jono was reading some Douglas Adams in the library. Good choice. And, yes, before anyone says anything, I read. Ino asked Jono how to break into the music. Well, I suppose I could help you out with that. Money got Paris Hilton a music career. George Lass foisted a kitten onto Jono and he changed its name from Garcia to Joni. Hey, my cat's name is Loki. Ugh, oh god.

Luke: What?

Chuck: I've become one of those people that brings their cat up in every situation. Dammit, Castiel. This is his fault.

Dorms

Luke: That is kind of pathetic. You're like a old cat lady only you're young and get laid. Speaking of getting laid, Bruce and Ariel woke up together. Good work, guys.

Town

Chuck: Biff was at the Wellspring Arms and Ellie was at the clinic, but I guess everyone else was busy being nostalgic to visit. Sophie was at Fourth Dimension and Ino came in to check on an assignment Sophie gave her. Dinah and Raven had a non-dirty ice cream date at the Chilly Boulder and they talked of boring relationship things that I don't care about. Yes, still. Like you could change me that much, Fandom. John Sheppard was at Caritas even when he shouldn't be because he doesn't work there. Jackass. Jaina showed up and admits that she relaxes around John. Why? He's a jackass. Mat and Arthur were hanging out in the lounge, and I showed up wanting to know what the hell John was doing behind my bar and we had our usual witty repertoire. And then we went back to his place and slept together, because I can't resist angry sex. It's a personal flaw, I admit.

Luke: Wow, you are really open during these broadcasts.

Chuck: Yeah, I'm used to people following my every move back home, so I just tend to out and say things I do these days just to get it out of the way. The secrecy is getting annoying.

Luke: That's actually kind of brilliant.

Chuck: Right? People are starting to just appreciate the fact that I don't lie.

Brunch

Luke: Just in case you guys weren't aware, there was brunch in the park today and it was delicious. People mingled, since for some reason people weren't just there for the food. Weirdos. Arthur told Zack that Mat has a wife he kidnapped and put in a tapestry...are you related to my ancestors by any chance, Mat? Seems like something they'd do. Francine was happy to see Arthur and he tells both her and Romeo about the Mat situation. I don't blame him, sounds like a good story. And Dinah asked after Arthur's knights even though she doesn't personally know them.

Chuck: Ugh, who gave that douche knights? Zack congratulated Tara on the win and they talked about how excited they were about the alumni that showed. Well thank you. Piper and Lindsay complained that they recognize fewer and fewer people each year they come back. Uh, newsflash, that's a sign that you are too old to show up to Homecoming. Isabeland Piper talked the traditional Hyperion Thanksgiving and Piper talked to Cally about how they both kinda sucked at keeping in touch.

Luke: Jack Priest told Kate about the fight he had with Emma at the dance last night. Sucks, dude. Kate gave Hannibal his birthday presents and Sam and Peter spent brunch making out.

Chuck: I might throw up.

Luke: It does seem unsanitary to do around all that food, but I can't judge considering...yeah, nevermind. Anyway, Kate teased Sam over him being a fan of her princess video on youtube--

Chuck: Princess video?

Luke: Alex and Jack Priest talked about his awful AU kids--

Chuck: ...princess video...

Luke: Francine got glomped by Blysse, and got greeted by Tara, Dinah and Merlin--

Chuck: OH MY GOD, KATE, ARE YOU PRINCESS VALHALLA HAWKWIND? I KNEW SHE LOOKED FAMILIAR!

Luke: ...are you done?

Chuck: That was so bothering me for, like, weeks, you have no idea. I love that video. Okay, I feel better now. Moving on, Ino told Rose about Alex's turn as StuCo president. I'm sure Sam was better. Bruce apologized to Quinn for not getting to dance with her yesterday. Um, what is your problem? That girl was beautiful. Luke--not the guy beside me--and Leia talked about other versions of him she had met, and he talked to Tahiri about how he's glad there isn't a new Skywalker to meet this year. And Zayne talked to Tahiri about being framed for murder. Tough break, guy.

Luke: Uh, understatement. There was a totally sweet buffet that a lot of people partook in. Bobby McCallister told Jason he should be wearing his crown. Oh yeah, congrats Jason. I'm glad I lost to you. And, uh, Merlin greeted Blysse.

Chuck: I'm sad I didn't get to talk to Merlin. I missed that big eared dork.

Luke: I'm sure he appreciate the kind comments, Chuck. There were tables to eat at, because not everyone is as skilled at walking and eating like I am. Max didn't appreciate Kerrigan brushing him off, and Savannah told Isabel about how she gets to play ref between people back home. Peter Pevensie and his toddler Alex were at a table, and Peter gave Faramir a civics lesson on Narnia. Sounds like a made up place, to be honest. Willow promised nap time for Peter and Isabel freaked over the baby. As people do around babies.

Chuck: I was sitting at a table, and talked to Rose about her and Jaina wrestling in cake. Sadly I couldn't sway her to my way of thinking. I tried. I also caught up with Sam, which I'm sure surprises no one, and I talked to a girl named Quinn about the island. I liked her. Jack Priest talked to Sherlock about cell phones and Rose did that bantering thing with John that he loves so much. And Percy and Bobby McCallister talked about their nights at the dance.

Luke: Is that how specific it gets?

Chuck: Yes.

Luke: Oh good. Tim said hello to Gwynn and Hayley told Hinata that she thought being a grown up would be easier. You're kidding, right? Enjoy youth, being a grown up sucks. Or that's what I've gathered, anyway. Cally and her ex, Anders, have an awkward conversation and...uh...

Chuck: Dojima.

Luke: Dojima, thanks. I'm dyslexic. Anyway, she told Reno about some freaky-ass bugs before Reno shared that he and Rikku moved in together. Jaina and Rose couldn't come up with reasons that being a grown up doesn't suck. I told you! Rose talked to Jack Priest about the Emma thing, and I guess it wasn't all that bad since later Jack talks to Emma about how stupid was for Rose going after vampire by herself.

Chuck: Rose. Goddammit.

Luke: Hey, sometimes you gotta go in without backup. Actually, wait. Don't listen to my advice. It never works for me. Triela got to hear about Karla's fabulous Homecoming, and Merlin said hello to Karla as well. Congrats on your win, Karla. I'm sure that was much better than streaking through town. Bobby McCallister asked Rosalind if she'd dance with him at the next dance since he didn't ask this time, and Jacob wondered if Rosalind dancing with him meant that she didn't completely hate him. I'd say that's a yes.

Chuck: I disagree. It's prelude angry sex.

Luke: You are so weird.

Chuck: I'm not weird, I'm experienced.

Luke: Whatever, we're done.

Chuck: Time flew by. Goodnight, Fandom. See you...I don't know when. Try not to miss me too much.

Luke: I'll still be around! Night, guys!



[Since it's been a while since I've done this: As always, Chuck's (and Luke's for that matter) comments are not my own OOC thoughts]