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Pirate Radio, October 14
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Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
What be happenin' in Ethics class be stayin' in Ethics class. But students be answerin' questions about the ethics of evil, murder 'n killin' vampires. I just be not tellin' ye how they be answerin'.
World History be learnin' about Genghis Khan, Diplomacy be talkin' about what be makin' a good ambassador, and Martial Arts be pairin' up to beat on each other fer credit.
Students in Math(s) class be learnin' the meanings of their favorite numbers. Some ofus them be confused. Apparently math can also include letters. No one told me them that.
Students in Speech Class be supposed t'be watchin' Home Fer the Holidays but Jack Harkness be decidin' it be more fun t'kill Lindsey 'n Professor Cregg instead. Naturally, they be takin' some exception to that. Anyone who be late today be missin' rather a lot.
In Journalism, students be pickin' their groups for a long-term project t' Just Say Yes (but not t'drugs, apparently), and then be celebratin' Student Appreciation Day. Some students be more appreciative than others.
Language classes be watchin' Gladiator 'n Crouchin' Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Some of 'em be fallin' asleep. With Professor Dream in the room, I don't think ye need t'be reminded that this be not a great idea.
Thar be an experiment with electricity in Physics. At the end, everyone still be alive. Is it wrong o' me t'be slightly disappointed by that? I mean, electricity!
The Chef be puttin' out football-themed food. If I knew what football be, I be more excited about it. Das Schnitzel be lookin' quite fetchin' in her shorts, though.
In study hall, Principal Connor be announcin' that Professor Drusilla be headin' up detention tomorrow, so those o' you who will be attendin' should be updatin' yer wills tonight. Lee 'n Anders be talkin' about girls 'n crazy people comin' out of psych class yesterday, Archie 'n Cam be talkin' about Vala's strange behaviorand nothin' else. Really, and Beka be tellin' Lilly that they'll both be servin' detention tomorrow.
At the clinic, Paige be pickin' up bloodwork, and me sources also say that Maia be taken thar by Professor Maclay to recover from her "aura-shrinkin' emocoma thing." I do be hopin' that's not contagious-like. Three-quarters of the student body (and not just the Emo Brigade, though they be havin' cards t'prove their specialness) be headin' fer the clinic if it is.
Roomin'
Shep be mournin' the passin' of one of his fake people, and Angela be takin' care of her boyfriend's pet chicken this weekend. And if I be havin' a piece of eight fer every time I be sayin' that phrase...
Thar be a Post-it war at my house today between Logan 'n Jake. In related news, someone be eatin' all the jam in our fridge. Since it not be me, I be not the one t'replace it this time. Just sayin'.
Duce be havin' a bad day. She be looked in the Rover's closet fer her own good, and be needin' both the Rover and Professor Jerusalem to help subdue her 'n take her to the clinic. She be blamin' psych class fer her reaction.
I'm hopin' psych class be explainin' some of the bizarre rumors I be hearin' about Vala 'n Dean Bristow because I be a very young pirate and do not wish to be permanently scarred this early in me life.
Quinn 'n Veronica be hangin' in the common room watchin' a movie (though the movie be not Snakes on a Plane, which be me favorite movie that hasn't been made yet) and talkin' about life.
Cam 'n Lee angst about women and eat toast. Like, really eatin' toast. None of those "eatin' toast" euphemisms I be so proud of.
Revelin'
Poor naked Professor Jackson be finally found in town. He'd be most grateful if ye also be findin' his clothes.
Lilah be chattin' with Drusilla and Callisto. Callisto be kind enough to try 'n smite Lilah's evil radio.
Wednesday be havin' a Halloween Ball next over Halloween weekend. I be so excited, though I be guessin' that I need t'be thinkin' over me choice of attire.
Sonia 'n Beethoven be stoppin' by Chaucer's today, and Elizabeth Weir 'n Paige be talkin' about Ethics class 'n family in the park before Janet be stoppin' by.
It be Friday night, so thar be all manner of couplin' up: Crichton 'n Aeryn be bein' adorable in the dorms, and Han 'n Bagaos have a dinner date on the Falcon. Cally 'n Anders be out on a date, first to the Perk and then t'the beach.
Thar be all manner of flowers delivered today. Since I be not gettin' any, I'm be not that interested. But Jake be gettin' some nice coffee. And Phoebe continues t'be gettin' threatenin' flowers.
Ash be gettin' a lesson in feminism from Shane in town tonight. Really.
Thar be all manner o' organized shootin' at the Gun Club's meetin' today, and Wrestlin' be meetin' as well, but Coach Ash be too sore from hisass kickin' encounter with the wenches with the pillows and the hair-braidin' to teach anythin' new today.
Kawalsky be lookin' fer likeminded folks t'join his hockey squad, and Professor Drusilla be lookin' fer fun down at Spike's Pub.
That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!
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Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
What be happenin' in Ethics class be stayin' in Ethics class. But students be answerin' questions about the ethics of evil, murder 'n killin' vampires. I just be not tellin' ye how they be answerin'.
World History be learnin' about Genghis Khan, Diplomacy be talkin' about what be makin' a good ambassador, and Martial Arts be pairin' up to beat on each other fer credit.
Students in Math(s) class be learnin' the meanings of their favorite numbers. Some of
Students in Speech Class be supposed t'be watchin' Home Fer the Holidays but Jack Harkness be decidin' it be more fun t'kill Lindsey 'n Professor Cregg instead. Naturally, they be takin' some exception to that. Anyone who be late today be missin' rather a lot.
In Journalism, students be pickin' their groups for a long-term project t' Just Say Yes (but not t'drugs, apparently), and then be celebratin' Student Appreciation Day. Some students be more appreciative than others.
Language classes be watchin' Gladiator 'n Crouchin' Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Some of 'em be fallin' asleep. With Professor Dream in the room, I don't think ye need t'be reminded that this be not a great idea.
Thar be an experiment with electricity in Physics. At the end, everyone still be alive. Is it wrong o' me t'be slightly disappointed by that? I mean, electricity!
The Chef be puttin' out football-themed food. If I knew what football be, I be more excited about it. Das Schnitzel be lookin' quite fetchin' in her shorts, though.
In study hall, Principal Connor be announcin' that Professor Drusilla be headin' up detention tomorrow, so those o' you who will be attendin' should be updatin' yer wills tonight. Lee 'n Anders be talkin' about girls 'n crazy people comin' out of psych class yesterday, Archie 'n Cam be talkin' about Vala's strange behavior
At the clinic, Paige be pickin' up bloodwork, and me sources also say that Maia be taken thar by Professor Maclay to recover from her "aura-shrinkin' emocoma thing." I do be hopin' that's not contagious-like. Three-quarters of the student body (and not just the Emo Brigade, though they be havin' cards t'prove their specialness) be headin' fer the clinic if it is.
Roomin'
Shep be mournin' the passin' of one of his fake people, and Angela be takin' care of her boyfriend's pet chicken this weekend. And if I be havin' a piece of eight fer every time I be sayin' that phrase...
Thar be a Post-it war at my house today between Logan 'n Jake. In related news, someone be eatin' all the jam in our fridge. Since it not be me, I be not the one t'replace it this time. Just sayin'.
Duce be havin' a bad day. She be looked in the Rover's closet fer her own good, and be needin' both the Rover and Professor Jerusalem to help subdue her 'n take her to the clinic. She be blamin' psych class fer her reaction.
I'm hopin' psych class be explainin' some of the bizarre rumors I be hearin' about Vala 'n Dean Bristow because I be a very young pirate and do not wish to be permanently scarred this early in me life.
Quinn 'n Veronica be hangin' in the common room watchin' a movie (though the movie be not Snakes on a Plane, which be me favorite movie that hasn't been made yet) and talkin' about life.
Cam 'n Lee angst about women and eat toast. Like, really eatin' toast. None of those "eatin' toast" euphemisms I be so proud of.
Revelin'
Poor naked Professor Jackson be finally found in town. He'd be most grateful if ye also be findin' his clothes.
Lilah be chattin' with Drusilla and Callisto. Callisto be kind enough to try 'n smite Lilah's evil radio.
Wednesday be havin' a Halloween Ball next over Halloween weekend. I be so excited, though I be guessin' that I need t'be thinkin' over me choice of attire.
Sonia 'n Beethoven be stoppin' by Chaucer's today, and Elizabeth Weir 'n Paige be talkin' about Ethics class 'n family in the park before Janet be stoppin' by.
It be Friday night, so thar be all manner of couplin' up: Crichton 'n Aeryn be bein' adorable in the dorms, and Han 'n Bagaos have a dinner date on the Falcon. Cally 'n Anders be out on a date, first to the Perk and then t'the beach.
Thar be all manner of flowers delivered today. Since I be not gettin' any, I'm be not that interested. But Jake be gettin' some nice coffee. And Phoebe continues t'be gettin' threatenin' flowers.
Ash be gettin' a lesson in feminism from Shane in town tonight. Really.
Thar be all manner o' organized shootin' at the Gun Club's meetin' today, and Wrestlin' be meetin' as well, but Coach Ash be too sore from his
Kawalsky be lookin' fer likeminded folks t'join his hockey squad, and Professor Drusilla be lookin' fer fun down at Spike's Pub.
That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!
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yeah, stuff happened at fh. BUT.
2006 is going to be the best year EVER JUST for Snake s on a Plane. Because see, there are snakes! And they're on a plane!
BONUS POINTS if in the middle of a huge climactic speech, a giant snake bites off Samuel L. Jackson's head like in Deep Blue Sea.
((Sorry I will totally go on a gleeful rampage at the slightest provocation for this movie because omg yes.))
Re: yeah, stuff happened at fh. BUT.
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