fandom_radio | Pirate Radio [Sunday, Sept 12]

The radio crackled to life around noon.

"Hello, wenches, eunuchs and various ne'er do wells. Oh, and the lovely Mrs. Winchester, whose wrath I wish not to encounter," Jack began. "Here are your radio pirates for the next few months. Give them a hearty round of applause and round of rum on me, unless, of course, they are far too young to appreciate such a beverage, in which case you should give it to me."

There was a pause.

"Or you could just give it all to me and I will most diligent in making sure they receive it."

They'd never see it.

"Anyway, before the angry rodents throw things at me, here are the names:

Lacey Burrows
Zoe Winchester
Jane Lane
Deadpool and Ghanima
Cara
Jessica and Sookie
Dan and Wallace

Congratulations and be sure to pack your pith helmets to stop acorn-related concussions. Our health care insurance is bollocks."

With that the radio turned off again.

[OOC: YAY CONGRALUTIONS ALL!]