http://suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2010-07-21 12:06 am
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Fandom Radio [Tuesday, July 20, 2010]

"Never fear, Tuesday listeners, Dean Stinson is here! Yes, even on a sound-based medium I am here to save the town from your horribly unattractive regular host. Excuse last night, I was trapped in the city. It seems Red Box takes issues with my new Blue Box enterprise. But we're here to focus on everything that counts for news in this bustling town of ours!

*chittering*

That's right little guys, we swing like a strapped on-booty.

SCHOOL
Oh look, School! In Anakin's Infiltration class, the students put on a costume and told the prof their refugee cover story. I vote for the ever-useful international businessman! Leia sucked up to her daddy and his TAs after. Applied Dadaism went the CTF route today with flags that were missing the flag shape, it seems. There was nothing practical about Crisis Problem Solving today as they had to choose if they were going to flee the scene or stay and fight whatever danger emerged. Karla got up in the Doctor's grill about his vocabulary choices --oooh! I bet he's gonna remember that tongue lashing -- while Alexander was worried about killing the shadows... Yes, you worry about shadows and I'll have a drink with Cara and hiccup. Get it?

*chittering*

Oh, don't pretend I'm not funny! Go drink your rum or I'll make you do the Mathematics of Quantum Blah Blah Blah! Yeah...I'm just gonna boggle with the students here and hope they had the opportunity to kill themselves climbing around the machines - oh good, there was a monster but Lindsay failed to throw it at the professor. Lost opportunity, my friends! Learn from your
Gym 102
pals who were studying baseball, they might be able to help you get out of that class. The professor who WILL NEVER BE AS HANDSOME AS ME led the Leadership students through building and discussing their own secret headquarters that Dinah hoped had sharks and dobermans to protect it. Yeeeeeeah. Let us be glad this girl is a graduate like last night's ugly.

Shockingly, the library was open and Rinoa had her first patron in Alexander and her boss that librarian dude who licks books was back. Anders didn't have a good library experience and might sue, Zoe, as he was sucked into the Special Collections. I'm not covering his class. Get Summer the study hall queen.

Okay, seriously? How many workshops are there on Tuesdays? *chittering* Oh good, if it's the reserves in the Danger Shop we can get through fast and drink extra for the inevitable mingling and the people wandering around doing whatever it is they're supposed to do besides talk to Zack who is obsessed with cookies. Which is what Tara did. WOOT! DRINKS ALL AROUND!

CABINS
Ahh, now that that's over with we can focus on you kids and your cabins. Or cougars...though I'm betting we're not talking middle-aged and hot this time. *sigh*

Over in Spree, Bobby got visitors since he was packing. Dude, I don't care what your trio of chicks -- Karla, Sookie, or Tara say, DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR MISSING CLASSES. Or for dating a furry. Though, perhaps you would enjoy camping with Robin by the shack where he's sure to hear some bumping and grinding.

The Toffee cabin had some crying happening or something based on this wetnap I am not reading other than to say Karla and Elena and we'll just hope the other words said got it on after the Doctor was so mean. Skittle cabin's Scully got surprise naked from Dru and again...got it on!

Luke got it on like fire with the marshmallows at the main campfire. As you do. Kyle checked up on him, glad to see no one had died. Katniss tried to jump on Luke's rod but there were marshmallows in the way. Sadness for her and Alex.

TOWN

Finally, we're down to town, where things are...bouncing like a new set of knockers! Dimitri wouldn't know since he spent the evening watching television instead of sparing a glance at last night's ugly. Maybe she's the Medusa! Snake hair? Stone squirrels? Think on it, listeners while I share with you all the places that were open today! Mary's bevy of boob opened the Arms Hotel, Spock sat around Stark Industries, Ariel had kisses for sale at Pixie Dust, Ino studied at Covent Garden, Jono jammed at Groovy Tunes, Hinata read at Book Haven, Sookie was dullsville at Luke's, Lion-o freaked at Cafe Fina, Robin was probably drinking at Caritas, Hawkeye was dorking it out on the computer at the clinic, Loki cleaned MHA...what? And finally, Cally searched for toys at MCA - let's bet on the kind of toys Dite was selling to Raven in her shop.

What? Is that it? Oh good, we wouldn't want to miss Ino's trip to the preserve to practice...talking to Madison or Shunsui meeting Castiel's kittens in the park.

Really? That's all? Okay, time to return home in time for the Top Ten. Say it with me, Fandom! Good night!"