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Fandom Radio [Monday, July 12, 2010]
Good evening Fandom, and welcome back to Monday nights with Dean Awesome! That's right, I've taken over for the sad and scary giant because really, when is that ever fun to listen to? And now you'll get me week after week! Yes indeed, just like I had your mom!-- Squirrel dude, I said you needed to have the sound effects ready! This is what I get for not working with professionals.
Let's get started with the action!
SCHOOL
Because you all refuse to actually read, which I don't judge you for since books are boring, our school librarian was so bored he was literally tasting the cookbooks in the library. That's some serious desperation and something you all should keep in mind before browsing. And now we have the day's workshops. Ah, education, the nebulous mental molding that pays for all the alcohol I can consume. Let's have a drink to the staff! *clinking glasses* Now, Terrain class hit up the Danger Shop and fell into a volcano crater landscape before the students explored and tried not to singe their hair or the fingers they would use to build a model of their very own, say it with me - awww! Ben felt it necessary to apologize to Ghanima for the island turning him into a cat.
Day After Doomsday was morbid in the wake of a zombie attack, requiring you kiddos to scavenge for supplies and talk through plans to survive with Reno and his Ino.
That siren Ziva David ran her Adventure Games through a rope bridge, allowing you all to ask for help or cross like men. I'd give bonus points to anyone who faked a fall to get a hot rescue! Maybe one of Jake's Private Investigators could help you all with faking it. Okay, fine, or help you learn to dig through trash for evidence. Jake got his first case when Diana explained she was missing in a closet last week. Who's volunteering to dig through her trash for the evidence?
I'm sure Aquaman would've been first with his hand waving high in the air, but he was busy in Home Ec teaching students how to sew superhero costumes and salvage...ugly stuff? Okay, and I will let that go if only to tell Kate that missing the first week of class like Diana and Ben is pathetic, but IF THE PROFESSOR DIDN'T NOTICE, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM! Don't tell Zoe I said that! AHEM. Where were we? AH! James Bond and the Art of Adaptation where they adapted language to match situation and location all the better to fool people. See, this is why I speak many languages--wait, are you giving away a trade art via film? HOW DARE YOU!
DORMS
Since Bond dared, we too shall dare to see what news we have from the dorms! I know, I can feel the excitement building already!
Uh, that was sarcasm, for those of you unable to grasp Earth humor. Let's start with Rilla, who screamed for her clothes until Squall came running. I'm thinking those clothes stayed off, yes? Ben was in a similar situation in Ender's bed when Ender suddenly brought his fist into play. Kids these days, they really like it rough. Unless they're Harper who the squirrel claims made out easy since she wasn't a portrait anymore but got to be dressed. Pfft. At least she wasn't Wesley whose name could bore anyone, including genderneutral Drew and Mala-something. Thrilling, I told you. Life's a little more interesting when Rosalind and James felt the quaking of what I'm thinking was their upstairs neighbors getting it on. I bet they live below Ben and Ender.
Lion-o, which I will tell you right now is a really appropriate name for this kid, is no longer trapped in a locker. Lucky...animal. Kat, a girl who should clearly befriend Lion-o, dealt with more books. Seriously, what is up with all the boring books? At least she wasn't licking them or encouraging Karla or Ben to have a taste of tree book. The hell?
The salle finally got some people...swinging swords? I imagine it's like that scene in The Bride Princess but with Dinah and James trading insults and flipping swords with an abnormal number of digits!
*chittering*
GOD, why do you always gotta ruin my dream, squirrels! Fine, on the fourth floor, Rose doesn't know how to bake cookie dough. Seriously? Is she aware she can't even be a realtor if she can't manage that? Let's hope she's thin so she can at least get a gig working one of the nicer street corners in town. I hear Apocalypse and Sphinx is a good one for the butterfaces, which, let's get real, explains the cookie dough consumption pretty well. Especially when Jake insults Rose and reminds her he's prettier and he's a dude. Sad. Effy admits she's better with brownies than cookies, and we can respect that Effy, since pot goes so good in brownies. Um. Not that I, your Dean of Students would ever condone such behavior! Unless you offered a care package... Rose and Luke strip down for scar comparisons and talk adventures in theft and hunting. Oh you weirdo kids, you! Another uggo, Dru shows for the consumption of cookie dough. Pace yourself, ladies, you don't wanna end up with the fatties on Serendipity and Pie Lane! And I use the word 'ladies' mockingly.
TOWN
Over at my house, Gibbs is chilling with his basement boat before he got a call and headed out of town. I'm thinking now is not the time to suggest we raid is liquor supply, Biffster? We'll need all the alcohol on the island to stop us from laughing at the science club Dana organized to rebuild a trebuchet...okay, that's a freaking CATAPULT! You can't fool me with your big Frenchy words! Yeah, let's not be concerned that Peter and Claudia are gung-ho to help RE build? Since Claudia had already built one and Peter stopped her from destroying it completely? The hell? At least James was just there for the cookies.
After reading about the CATAPULT, I'm not sure we should be bothering landscaping the community center. No matter how much Jack wanted to show his chest to the world. *chittering* I know, I know. Maybe Claudia and the Book Haven books would make all of this go away. We could all have a healing lick. I say, bring me books, ye squirrely minions!
*pause*
No go? Fine, I'll read about people who worked today. Hint, I was not one of them! Ino went for the chocolate first thing at the Clinic, Price did homework at Wellspring, Alex practiced voodoo at the Magic Box, Didi was singing herself happy at T&C, Angua was surprisingly quiet at the Trooper Station, while Ashley put down the gun magazine in favor of time with Dimitri and Price. I'm thinking threesome of scary weaponry, yes/yes? Ah, no, we leave that to Ender over at Stark Industries who got a celebratory visit from Ben. And there's another mention of tremors. Uh huh, I see what's going on here. Bod shared his sweets with his girlfriend Kate, awww, while Lacey and Angua compared quiet and loud work experiences. Apparently frying pans going missing is a thing.
Not as big a thing as naked people. Yet another example: Dani was nakedly eating something her dog....had stolen from the garbage. She must be friends with Jake. Makita had a sale at Pixie Dust *sighs* and got Jono looking for new threads. See, naked people.
Ahh, finally we're at Caritas where the alcohol poured from Chuck Bass...no, Chuck Bass poured! Yes, that makes better sense, fluffy town squirrel. Chuck traded barbs with John, who got flashed some ass by Shelley before she got Chuck naked and pulled him up onto the bartop for body shots and makeouts. Looks like these two ran out of the bar to get their uglies bumping in private!
That was some pretty amazing nudity, my friends. Let's hope for more next week! Barnacle out!
*chittering*
What? It works for that douche, Seacrest!
Let's get started with the action!
SCHOOL
Because you all refuse to actually read, which I don't judge you for since books are boring, our school librarian was so bored he was literally tasting the cookbooks in the library. That's some serious desperation and something you all should keep in mind before browsing. And now we have the day's workshops. Ah, education, the nebulous mental molding that pays for all the alcohol I can consume. Let's have a drink to the staff! *clinking glasses* Now, Terrain class hit up the Danger Shop and fell into a volcano crater landscape before the students explored and tried not to singe their hair or the fingers they would use to build a model of their very own, say it with me - awww! Ben felt it necessary to apologize to Ghanima for the island turning him into a cat.
Day After Doomsday was morbid in the wake of a zombie attack, requiring you kiddos to scavenge for supplies and talk through plans to survive with Reno and his Ino.
That siren Ziva David ran her Adventure Games through a rope bridge, allowing you all to ask for help or cross like men. I'd give bonus points to anyone who faked a fall to get a hot rescue! Maybe one of Jake's Private Investigators could help you all with faking it. Okay, fine, or help you learn to dig through trash for evidence. Jake got his first case when Diana explained she was missing in a closet last week. Who's volunteering to dig through her trash for the evidence?
I'm sure Aquaman would've been first with his hand waving high in the air, but he was busy in Home Ec teaching students how to sew superhero costumes and salvage...ugly stuff? Okay, and I will let that go if only to tell Kate that missing the first week of class like Diana and Ben is pathetic, but IF THE PROFESSOR DIDN'T NOTICE, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM! Don't tell Zoe I said that! AHEM. Where were we? AH! James Bond and the Art of Adaptation where they adapted language to match situation and location all the better to fool people. See, this is why I speak many languages--wait, are you giving away a trade art via film? HOW DARE YOU!
DORMS
Since Bond dared, we too shall dare to see what news we have from the dorms! I know, I can feel the excitement building already!
Uh, that was sarcasm, for those of you unable to grasp Earth humor. Let's start with Rilla, who screamed for her clothes until Squall came running. I'm thinking those clothes stayed off, yes? Ben was in a similar situation in Ender's bed when Ender suddenly brought his fist into play. Kids these days, they really like it rough. Unless they're Harper who the squirrel claims made out easy since she wasn't a portrait anymore but got to be dressed. Pfft. At least she wasn't Wesley whose name could bore anyone, including genderneutral Drew and Mala-something. Thrilling, I told you. Life's a little more interesting when Rosalind and James felt the quaking of what I'm thinking was their upstairs neighbors getting it on. I bet they live below Ben and Ender.
Lion-o, which I will tell you right now is a really appropriate name for this kid, is no longer trapped in a locker. Lucky...animal. Kat, a girl who should clearly befriend Lion-o, dealt with more books. Seriously, what is up with all the boring books? At least she wasn't licking them or encouraging Karla or Ben to have a taste of tree book. The hell?
The salle finally got some people...swinging swords? I imagine it's like that scene in The Bride Princess but with Dinah and James trading insults and flipping swords with an abnormal number of digits!
*chittering*
GOD, why do you always gotta ruin my dream, squirrels! Fine, on the fourth floor, Rose doesn't know how to bake cookie dough. Seriously? Is she aware she can't even be a realtor if she can't manage that? Let's hope she's thin so she can at least get a gig working one of the nicer street corners in town. I hear Apocalypse and Sphinx is a good one for the butterfaces, which, let's get real, explains the cookie dough consumption pretty well. Especially when Jake insults Rose and reminds her he's prettier and he's a dude. Sad. Effy admits she's better with brownies than cookies, and we can respect that Effy, since pot goes so good in brownies. Um. Not that I, your Dean of Students would ever condone such behavior! Unless you offered a care package... Rose and Luke strip down for scar comparisons and talk adventures in theft and hunting. Oh you weirdo kids, you! Another uggo, Dru shows for the consumption of cookie dough. Pace yourself, ladies, you don't wanna end up with the fatties on Serendipity and Pie Lane! And I use the word 'ladies' mockingly.
TOWN
Over at my house, Gibbs is chilling with his basement boat before he got a call and headed out of town. I'm thinking now is not the time to suggest we raid is liquor supply, Biffster? We'll need all the alcohol on the island to stop us from laughing at the science club Dana organized to rebuild a trebuchet...okay, that's a freaking CATAPULT! You can't fool me with your big Frenchy words! Yeah, let's not be concerned that Peter and Claudia are gung-ho to help RE build? Since Claudia had already built one and Peter stopped her from destroying it completely? The hell? At least James was just there for the cookies.
After reading about the CATAPULT, I'm not sure we should be bothering landscaping the community center. No matter how much Jack wanted to show his chest to the world. *chittering* I know, I know. Maybe Claudia and the Book Haven books would make all of this go away. We could all have a healing lick. I say, bring me books, ye squirrely minions!
*pause*
No go? Fine, I'll read about people who worked today. Hint, I was not one of them! Ino went for the chocolate first thing at the Clinic, Price did homework at Wellspring, Alex practiced voodoo at the Magic Box, Didi was singing herself happy at T&C, Angua was surprisingly quiet at the Trooper Station, while Ashley put down the gun magazine in favor of time with Dimitri and Price. I'm thinking threesome of scary weaponry, yes/yes? Ah, no, we leave that to Ender over at Stark Industries who got a celebratory visit from Ben. And there's another mention of tremors. Uh huh, I see what's going on here. Bod shared his sweets with his girlfriend Kate, awww, while Lacey and Angua compared quiet and loud work experiences. Apparently frying pans going missing is a thing.
Not as big a thing as naked people. Yet another example: Dani was nakedly eating something her dog....had stolen from the garbage. She must be friends with Jake. Makita had a sale at Pixie Dust *sighs* and got Jono looking for new threads. See, naked people.
Ahh, finally we're at Caritas where the alcohol poured from Chuck Bass...no, Chuck Bass poured! Yes, that makes better sense, fluffy town squirrel. Chuck traded barbs with John, who got flashed some ass by Shelley before she got Chuck naked and pulled him up onto the bartop for body shots and makeouts. Looks like these two ran out of the bar to get their uglies bumping in private!
That was some pretty amazing nudity, my friends. Let's hope for more next week! Barnacle out!
*chittering*
What? It works for that douche, Seacrest!