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Fandom Radio [Thursday, May 27, 2010]
Adrian: I guess this is the part where we start off by saying something tacky like 'you like us, you really like us?'
Dimitri: Or you could start by reading the papers.
Adrian: I could, but then I don't get to tease you about your mood, and there's no fun in that.
Dimitri: And this whole thing is all about your fun.
Adrian: That, and the listening audience who voted us on. Thanks, audience. See, I have manners.
SCHOOL
Adrian: All right, I guess I'm still doing school, which I still find hilarious. Laser Tag was set up like first-person shooter. I'm not sure what that means but I'm sure it has to do with Laser Tag. They went shooting on something called Phobos Base. Of course they did. Logical Fallacies talked about appealing to emotions, which led to thoughtfulness, and then the students had to take a current event and argue it in an emotional way. I just realized I already know more about the classes people I've never met are taking than I do almost any class I ever took myself. Anatomy of a Trial went through opening statements, leaving the kids plenty of time to freak out before, and then they gave their statements and got critiques. Next week, witnesses. I'm riveted.
Dimitri: You might be if it was your trial.
Adrian: Self-Defense did some judo. Good for you guys. They listened to Faith and then did a warmup before doing any actual judo. Marooned class built shelters out of branches and leaves. I... You know what, I'm going to go with it. Much easier that way. There was pirate gear involved, because you need that for shelter-building. Kate was spacing out, so she and Puck talked about sleeping in trees and where they're from. You have to love these notes sometimes, trying to figure out how one topic got to another is really interesting if you're bored. Puck was also all about Christian's bed. So many comments, so many glares I'd be getting from Dimitri for wasting time when he'd rather brood somewhere.
Let's move on to what teachers do in their spare time. If office hours can be considered spare time. Mitchell was alternating between the phone and the remote, but Kate come in wondering what was on, so I guess the TV won. Mick slept through his office hours, which I choose to believe is the sign of a good night before, Loki played computer games, Fraser did paperwork, Drake updated his bucket list, and yeah, I'm deciding office hours count as spare time. Anakin was shopping for wedding presents when Jaina- hi, Jaina, you never call or write anymore- came by for talk of Christian and her mother's wedding. But not hers, or the one here. Raven brought new fan-girl Cassidy to meet him, and she was happy her knew about her home world, but that's because he knows Karla. That's okay, I'm sure he's still impressive.
DORMS
Dimitri: Impressive or not, I suppose I won't be getting out of reading any of these tonight, but at least I can warn Kyle and George that Rose will be coming after them since they chose to attack her with dye-filled balloons. I hope you run fast, boys - she's been training for this sort of thing. In a cabin named for Zombies, Ariel and Squall had a battle of...emo? I presume something nonviolent. Over in the Snow Monster cabin, Hannibal played games, but Cassidy better spent her time writing in Jello Dragon until she spoke with Raven about being invisible. I believe that sentiment is a high school staple.
Down at the main campfire, Chuck Bartowski and Denise got snarky and raunchy...with marshmallows. I choose to believe this was due to the unfortunate way marshmallows explode when heated. Instead of marshmallows, Rilla brought sausages to an unlit fire that Sara failed to help light. Lucky or not for the sausages, George had a lighter that earned him thanks and a sausage-eating contest from Sara. Jason had Rilla nervous and lisping, which is nothing to mock though I suspect some of you would take interest in Blysse and Blind Seer earning bows from Sara. The wolf made Rilla nervous, but Kyle earned a laugh from funny colored hair. I suspect we can all figure out where that came from.
TOWN
In the town, I spoke with Rose at Atlas about how there's no point bribing squirrels who are already drunk and incapable of spelling. Don't look at me that way. Max held his combat class later on in the day, and Reno checked it out.
There's a new play being cast at the Boards with Christian and Sophie trying out for roles and Harper and Chloe wanting to be picked for crew.
In other job-related news, Jack opened the law offices, Lindsay was displeased by work at Nast Sporting Goods, Helen took her fox to the Gig, Millie read at Book Haven, Hoshi managed portal difficulties at the hotel, and Elena chose oral fixation over her lung health at Pixie Dust. Adrian knows all about that choice.
Adrian: Now that you've said that, I really want a cigarette. And I hope you realized you really just used the words "oral fixation" on air with this crowd. Anyway, I'll finish up here, since I can and that was a fantastic opening. Sophie had a visit from Karla at the art gallery. I always have to wonder if there's anyone who goes just to check out the art. Tara was unpacking at the Magic Box, and Karla came to say that everything's good with her, and Kennedy was working with her on the computer today, so Tara got them lunch. Whether that was necessary when Diana brought muffins, I don't know, but she told Tara everything's fine and it's okay to make reserves invisible. ...That'd be an interesting power to have, really.
Moving on, ASS had their meeting on the beach to go swimming and grill. They're in the Memorial Day spirit, I think. Ino checked on Scully during her first day at the clinic, and got to hear about her interest in the paranormal. Then you've probably come to the right place. At Caritas, Chuck Bass was having cherries for dinner. As you do. Dean mocked him about not eating and then got to hear about how Chuck traumatized Sam with all his kinks. Well now you're going to make everyone curious, Chuck.
And that's it. I feel like I should make stuff up just to see if I can brighten the mood in here.
Dimitri: I believe the mood will brighten as soon as we're able to leave.
Adrian: I'll take that as a hint. A very not-veiled-at-all hint. And let me display my manners- never let anyone tell you I don't have them- again and say good night, Fandom.
Dimitri: Or you could start by reading the papers.
Adrian: I could, but then I don't get to tease you about your mood, and there's no fun in that.
Dimitri: And this whole thing is all about your fun.
Adrian: That, and the listening audience who voted us on. Thanks, audience. See, I have manners.
SCHOOL
Adrian: All right, I guess I'm still doing school, which I still find hilarious. Laser Tag was set up like first-person shooter. I'm not sure what that means but I'm sure it has to do with Laser Tag. They went shooting on something called Phobos Base. Of course they did. Logical Fallacies talked about appealing to emotions, which led to thoughtfulness, and then the students had to take a current event and argue it in an emotional way. I just realized I already know more about the classes people I've never met are taking than I do almost any class I ever took myself. Anatomy of a Trial went through opening statements, leaving the kids plenty of time to freak out before, and then they gave their statements and got critiques. Next week, witnesses. I'm riveted.
Dimitri: You might be if it was your trial.
Adrian: Self-Defense did some judo. Good for you guys. They listened to Faith and then did a warmup before doing any actual judo. Marooned class built shelters out of branches and leaves. I... You know what, I'm going to go with it. Much easier that way. There was pirate gear involved, because you need that for shelter-building. Kate was spacing out, so she and Puck talked about sleeping in trees and where they're from. You have to love these notes sometimes, trying to figure out how one topic got to another is really interesting if you're bored. Puck was also all about Christian's bed. So many comments, so many glares I'd be getting from Dimitri for wasting time when he'd rather brood somewhere.
Let's move on to what teachers do in their spare time. If office hours can be considered spare time. Mitchell was alternating between the phone and the remote, but Kate come in wondering what was on, so I guess the TV won. Mick slept through his office hours, which I choose to believe is the sign of a good night before, Loki played computer games, Fraser did paperwork, Drake updated his bucket list, and yeah, I'm deciding office hours count as spare time. Anakin was shopping for wedding presents when Jaina- hi, Jaina, you never call or write anymore- came by for talk of Christian and her mother's wedding. But not hers, or the one here. Raven brought new fan-girl Cassidy to meet him, and she was happy her knew about her home world, but that's because he knows Karla. That's okay, I'm sure he's still impressive.
DORMS
Dimitri: Impressive or not, I suppose I won't be getting out of reading any of these tonight, but at least I can warn Kyle and George that Rose will be coming after them since they chose to attack her with dye-filled balloons. I hope you run fast, boys - she's been training for this sort of thing. In a cabin named for Zombies, Ariel and Squall had a battle of...emo? I presume something nonviolent. Over in the Snow Monster cabin, Hannibal played games, but Cassidy better spent her time writing in Jello Dragon until she spoke with Raven about being invisible. I believe that sentiment is a high school staple.
Down at the main campfire, Chuck Bartowski and Denise got snarky and raunchy...with marshmallows. I choose to believe this was due to the unfortunate way marshmallows explode when heated. Instead of marshmallows, Rilla brought sausages to an unlit fire that Sara failed to help light. Lucky or not for the sausages, George had a lighter that earned him thanks and a sausage-eating contest from Sara. Jason had Rilla nervous and lisping, which is nothing to mock though I suspect some of you would take interest in Blysse and Blind Seer earning bows from Sara. The wolf made Rilla nervous, but Kyle earned a laugh from funny colored hair. I suspect we can all figure out where that came from.
TOWN
In the town, I spoke with Rose at Atlas about how there's no point bribing squirrels who are already drunk and incapable of spelling. Don't look at me that way. Max held his combat class later on in the day, and Reno checked it out.
There's a new play being cast at the Boards with Christian and Sophie trying out for roles and Harper and Chloe wanting to be picked for crew.
In other job-related news, Jack opened the law offices, Lindsay was displeased by work at Nast Sporting Goods, Helen took her fox to the Gig, Millie read at Book Haven, Hoshi managed portal difficulties at the hotel, and Elena chose oral fixation over her lung health at Pixie Dust. Adrian knows all about that choice.
Adrian: Now that you've said that, I really want a cigarette. And I hope you realized you really just used the words "oral fixation" on air with this crowd. Anyway, I'll finish up here, since I can and that was a fantastic opening. Sophie had a visit from Karla at the art gallery. I always have to wonder if there's anyone who goes just to check out the art. Tara was unpacking at the Magic Box, and Karla came to say that everything's good with her, and Kennedy was working with her on the computer today, so Tara got them lunch. Whether that was necessary when Diana brought muffins, I don't know, but she told Tara everything's fine and it's okay to make reserves invisible. ...That'd be an interesting power to have, really.
Moving on, ASS had their meeting on the beach to go swimming and grill. They're in the Memorial Day spirit, I think. Ino checked on Scully during her first day at the clinic, and got to hear about her interest in the paranormal. Then you've probably come to the right place. At Caritas, Chuck Bass was having cherries for dinner. As you do. Dean mocked him about not eating and then got to hear about how Chuck traumatized Sam with all his kinks. Well now you're going to make everyone curious, Chuck.
And that's it. I feel like I should make stuff up just to see if I can brighten the mood in here.
Dimitri: I believe the mood will brighten as soon as we're able to leave.
Adrian: I'll take that as a hint. A very not-veiled-at-all hint. And let me display my manners- never let anyone tell you I don't have them- again and say good night, Fandom.