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Fandom Radio - Wednesday, May 26, 2010
"Aha! So, Fandom, I'm told that some of you out there voted for me to have a regular night reporting the daily gossip for you. What you really voted for was for me to have a steady supply of free rum one night a week. Kudos to you, good sirs and madams!
This is Hawkeye Pierce, you're listening to WTFH pirate radio and this is the news.
Workshops: They Don't Have As Many Puns as Classes Do
If you're a Capture the Flag type, or even a Capture Anything Flag-Like type, Applied Dadaism today is for you! Or would have been, if you'd been there at the time. The TAs, Gwynn and Hayley, were there at the time in service of the one and only Artie!
What's this? I protest! There was a Baking workshop that baked cookies and no one thought to bring me any? I don't care if we've never met. Cookies, when baked, are not to be hoarded and I'm disappointed in each and every one of you. You can make it up to me by bringing me cookies at the Fandom Town Emergency Clinic next Tuesday. This means you TA Sookie and Teacher Alysha. Teacher Alysha? Call me. I'm sure we can come to an arrangement that involves mutual cookie satisfaction.
Ahhh, and there's a Romance 101 workshop, taught by the esteemed (I'm sure) Drake Demon. Drake, should you ever need a guest speaker, you need only ask. The fine students of Romance 101 learned to slow dance and then put their learnings into practice under the watchful eye of TA Angela.
Blending In did their blending with the flavors of European food, namely escargot, haggis, blood pudding and salted butter caramel ice cream which, if you eat it all in one sitting, will blend in your toilet bowl after you bring it back up as punishment for doing that to your stomach. Kyle and Ben seemed to think this was a fabulous idea and dug into their piled up plates. Teacher Ziva also sampled the wares.
Dogma: [Microphone Feedback] threw a party. Again, no invitation. Wait. There was a lecture before the party. Nevermind about the invitation. Carry on. Raven and Sookie had a few words to say about liking their boyfriends just the way they are and Kurt wanted to know if he could go to a party that was less promiscuous. Whenever I say promiscuous, I always hear it in the voice of a priest I once knew. It makes it impossible to say with a straight face. Teacher Loki was there, but determined not to be of any help whatsoever. A man after my own heart.
Cindy held office hours, which I've yet to do and really should get around to, during which Guy came to visit.
The library was in full swing with computer maintenance, which Sam Winchester assured Chuck Bass wasn't porn. And Henry the librarian to whom I still owe dinner tried to make sense of his predecessors' filing system. And he was never seen again.
The Rest of the On-Campus Antics
At the meeting of magical minds, Tara turned everyone who attended invisible. It's every teenage boy's dream. Leda's foremost complaint was that yesterday's obstacle course was too hard. Harper and Alex Russo were more excited about their respective groups meeting together instead of apart.
Emmett, who wasn't invisible, loaned Raven his hat to keep track of her. Tara fled the scene, or so we assume, and Kennedy had to explain to Chloe that she was invisible. Chloe was. Kennedy too, I'm assuming, but let's move on.
AHA! Jonothon, you're a gentleman. He and Rinoa decided he shouldn't use his newly found invisible powers to peek on girls in the shower. What did I say about every teenage boy's dream? I take it back. Almost every teenage boy's dream. Of course, it's far more productive if you walk in visible and get an invitation to join in.
Alex Russo couldn't work out why she was invisible but Harper wasn't. Harper was certain it was because of her fashion sense.
Squall somehow managed to find Rinoa in the mass of invisibleness. Meanwhile, the playgroup leaders were present and accounted for, even if you couldn't see them. Karla demanded Visible Emmett take control, then Karla and Cassidy laughed at each other invisibly. Invisibility may cause mental dysfunction. If symptoms persist, see your doctor. Also see your doctor if you hear random thumping. Or just ask your neighbors to quiet down. Emmett and his visibleness eventually took control and restored order to the chaos.
Over in the main campfire, where things can be seen just fine thank you, Alex Karev was brought cookies by Rilla Blythe, but after Alex swore at her, she took the cookies away and didn't bring them to me. There is a single tear rolling down my cheek right now. Why? Because there are no cookies. This is what it's come to. Crying over cookies. There isn't even any spilled milk to justify it! More rum!
Later, in the evening, the main campfire was a hub of activity again when Peter Bishop threw firecrackers into the fire. Keep that up and someone will set you on fire, Pete. Kyle informed him about what a very bad, no good, terrible idea this was. Jack Priest caught Kyle's attention to catch up on their summer plans which are probably not as very bad, no good and terrible as Peter's firecracker idea.
Sookie came to lodge a noise complaint, but ended up instead talking to Kyle about their mutual friend Bobby. Bod and Sookie griped about the cabins and were joined in their mutual commiseration by Jack.
Bod and Peter became fast friends after reassurances that Peter isn't a sociopath - always good to find out early in the relationship - and Jack and Bod decided that Peter probably only wanted to make noise for the sake of making noise. They decided this within earshot of Peter, whose self-esteem is slowly slipping.
Kyle and Bod talked about guns. Unless it was about how to get rid of them, I don't want to hear it. In less gun-related news, Jack used his powers of sarcasm to congratulate Peter on his command of fire. Peter prepared himself for conquering the wheel next.
Back at the dorms, Tara may have been invisible, but Karla and Raven found her anyway to reassure her that being invisible isn't so bad. They reversed the spell and everything was back to being seen. Shield your eyes, children.
And inside the cabins, Ellie tried to call home from Gremlin with a capital G and after Tara was back to her usual self, Kennedy stopped by Harpy to check up on her.
Town. The Part That Isn't the School
Serenity Cove was the site of Hiccup, Toothless and Ender's take-off point for a morning fly in the sky.
Sean had a quiet night in at his room at the Arms Hotel when his wife Annja came to discuss long-term availability and accessibility to each other.
Gunn, two Ns, not an actual firearm unless he has an arm of fire, headed off to the parking lot to take a trip home.
And now ladies and gentlemen, it's time for everyone's favorite game - Who Worked Where?
Uhura's first day at Imperial Brim went well. Ben wasn't buying, but did stop by to socialize, but Oz was there in search of a fetching cowboy hat. I could use a new cowboy hat. See you next week, Uhura! Invisible Karla came in and explained her situation to Uhura and Irulan, the Brim's owner, came to check on her new employee.
The ever-lovely Shelley was relaxing between customers at Pixie Dust. Work was more physical for Gwynn who got into a water fight with the horses at The Gig. Lion-o had words with the inappropriately dressed busboy at Luke's. Ino was avoiding construction work at Wellspring and, like Uhura, got an invisible visitor, this time Chloe.
Beka toiled away at Atlas Gym, while Alex Cabot worked on her class plans at Cabot and Associates where Gibbs brought her tea.
K-Mart manned the store at Nast Sporting Goods. The delightful Doctor Jones stood guard at the clinic and took on a new student employee by the name of Scully.
Hannibal and Tino were ready for all your drink needs at Caritas, where Tino was gravely wounded by a peanut and had to wear an eyepatch. Peanuts are dangerous weapons. AQUAMAN took my advice and stopped in for a delicious root beer.
And last, but for his sake hopefully not least, Puck took Ariel on a date at Ching Tai. Be sure to ask him how it went tomorrow.
Are we done? Can I take the rest of the rum with me? The answers were yes and no for those following at home, so this Hawkeye Pierce at WTFH pirate radio signing off and sitting here in silence until the rest of this bottle is finished."
This is Hawkeye Pierce, you're listening to WTFH pirate radio and this is the news.
Workshops: They Don't Have As Many Puns as Classes Do
If you're a Capture the Flag type, or even a Capture Anything Flag-Like type, Applied Dadaism today is for you! Or would have been, if you'd been there at the time. The TAs, Gwynn and Hayley, were there at the time in service of the one and only Artie!
What's this? I protest! There was a Baking workshop that baked cookies and no one thought to bring me any? I don't care if we've never met. Cookies, when baked, are not to be hoarded and I'm disappointed in each and every one of you. You can make it up to me by bringing me cookies at the Fandom Town Emergency Clinic next Tuesday. This means you TA Sookie and Teacher Alysha. Teacher Alysha? Call me. I'm sure we can come to an arrangement that involves mutual cookie satisfaction.
Ahhh, and there's a Romance 101 workshop, taught by the esteemed (I'm sure) Drake Demon. Drake, should you ever need a guest speaker, you need only ask. The fine students of Romance 101 learned to slow dance and then put their learnings into practice under the watchful eye of TA Angela.
Blending In did their blending with the flavors of European food, namely escargot, haggis, blood pudding and salted butter caramel ice cream which, if you eat it all in one sitting, will blend in your toilet bowl after you bring it back up as punishment for doing that to your stomach. Kyle and Ben seemed to think this was a fabulous idea and dug into their piled up plates. Teacher Ziva also sampled the wares.
Dogma: [Microphone Feedback] threw a party. Again, no invitation. Wait. There was a lecture before the party. Nevermind about the invitation. Carry on. Raven and Sookie had a few words to say about liking their boyfriends just the way they are and Kurt wanted to know if he could go to a party that was less promiscuous. Whenever I say promiscuous, I always hear it in the voice of a priest I once knew. It makes it impossible to say with a straight face. Teacher Loki was there, but determined not to be of any help whatsoever. A man after my own heart.
Cindy held office hours, which I've yet to do and really should get around to, during which Guy came to visit.
The library was in full swing with computer maintenance, which Sam Winchester assured Chuck Bass wasn't porn. And Henry the librarian to whom I still owe dinner tried to make sense of his predecessors' filing system. And he was never seen again.
The Rest of the On-Campus Antics
At the meeting of magical minds, Tara turned everyone who attended invisible. It's every teenage boy's dream. Leda's foremost complaint was that yesterday's obstacle course was too hard. Harper and Alex Russo were more excited about their respective groups meeting together instead of apart.
Emmett, who wasn't invisible, loaned Raven his hat to keep track of her. Tara fled the scene, or so we assume, and Kennedy had to explain to Chloe that she was invisible. Chloe was. Kennedy too, I'm assuming, but let's move on.
AHA! Jonothon, you're a gentleman. He and Rinoa decided he shouldn't use his newly found invisible powers to peek on girls in the shower. What did I say about every teenage boy's dream? I take it back. Almost every teenage boy's dream. Of course, it's far more productive if you walk in visible and get an invitation to join in.
Alex Russo couldn't work out why she was invisible but Harper wasn't. Harper was certain it was because of her fashion sense.
Squall somehow managed to find Rinoa in the mass of invisibleness. Meanwhile, the playgroup leaders were present and accounted for, even if you couldn't see them. Karla demanded Visible Emmett take control, then Karla and Cassidy laughed at each other invisibly. Invisibility may cause mental dysfunction. If symptoms persist, see your doctor. Also see your doctor if you hear random thumping. Or just ask your neighbors to quiet down. Emmett and his visibleness eventually took control and restored order to the chaos.
Over in the main campfire, where things can be seen just fine thank you, Alex Karev was brought cookies by Rilla Blythe, but after Alex swore at her, she took the cookies away and didn't bring them to me. There is a single tear rolling down my cheek right now. Why? Because there are no cookies. This is what it's come to. Crying over cookies. There isn't even any spilled milk to justify it! More rum!
Later, in the evening, the main campfire was a hub of activity again when Peter Bishop threw firecrackers into the fire. Keep that up and someone will set you on fire, Pete. Kyle informed him about what a very bad, no good, terrible idea this was. Jack Priest caught Kyle's attention to catch up on their summer plans which are probably not as very bad, no good and terrible as Peter's firecracker idea.
Sookie came to lodge a noise complaint, but ended up instead talking to Kyle about their mutual friend Bobby. Bod and Sookie griped about the cabins and were joined in their mutual commiseration by Jack.
Bod and Peter became fast friends after reassurances that Peter isn't a sociopath - always good to find out early in the relationship - and Jack and Bod decided that Peter probably only wanted to make noise for the sake of making noise. They decided this within earshot of Peter, whose self-esteem is slowly slipping.
Kyle and Bod talked about guns. Unless it was about how to get rid of them, I don't want to hear it. In less gun-related news, Jack used his powers of sarcasm to congratulate Peter on his command of fire. Peter prepared himself for conquering the wheel next.
Back at the dorms, Tara may have been invisible, but Karla and Raven found her anyway to reassure her that being invisible isn't so bad. They reversed the spell and everything was back to being seen. Shield your eyes, children.
And inside the cabins, Ellie tried to call home from Gremlin with a capital G and after Tara was back to her usual self, Kennedy stopped by Harpy to check up on her.
Town. The Part That Isn't the School
Serenity Cove was the site of Hiccup, Toothless and Ender's take-off point for a morning fly in the sky.
Sean had a quiet night in at his room at the Arms Hotel when his wife Annja came to discuss long-term availability and accessibility to each other.
Gunn, two Ns, not an actual firearm unless he has an arm of fire, headed off to the parking lot to take a trip home.
And now ladies and gentlemen, it's time for everyone's favorite game - Who Worked Where?
Uhura's first day at Imperial Brim went well. Ben wasn't buying, but did stop by to socialize, but Oz was there in search of a fetching cowboy hat. I could use a new cowboy hat. See you next week, Uhura! Invisible Karla came in and explained her situation to Uhura and Irulan, the Brim's owner, came to check on her new employee.
The ever-lovely Shelley was relaxing between customers at Pixie Dust. Work was more physical for Gwynn who got into a water fight with the horses at The Gig. Lion-o had words with the inappropriately dressed busboy at Luke's. Ino was avoiding construction work at Wellspring and, like Uhura, got an invisible visitor, this time Chloe.
Beka toiled away at Atlas Gym, while Alex Cabot worked on her class plans at Cabot and Associates where Gibbs brought her tea.
K-Mart manned the store at Nast Sporting Goods. The delightful Doctor Jones stood guard at the clinic and took on a new student employee by the name of Scully.
Hannibal and Tino were ready for all your drink needs at Caritas, where Tino was gravely wounded by a peanut and had to wear an eyepatch. Peanuts are dangerous weapons. AQUAMAN took my advice and stopped in for a delicious root beer.
And last, but for his sake hopefully not least, Puck took Ariel on a date at Ching Tai. Be sure to ask him how it went tomorrow.
Are we done? Can I take the rest of the rum with me? The answers were yes and no for those following at home, so this Hawkeye Pierce at WTFH pirate radio signing off and sitting here in silence until the rest of this bottle is finished."