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fandom_radio2010-04-29 10:10 pm
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Fandom Radio, April 29
Barney: Alright, here's how this is gonna work.
Lily: How is this gonna work?
Barney: There was a gathering today and they likely used that M-I-N-G-L-E word. Meaning we need rum, and STAT!
Lily: ...Mingle?
Barney: DRINK!
Lily: Ahhhh. Gonna be one of those nights.
Barney: Damn straight.
SCHOOL
Barney: Now, while this week and next are free from classes, there is nothing stopping my kiss ass colleagues from showing up in their offices to make the squirrels break out their Official Thursday Office Hours drinking game! Wait, what? No Skywalker? INCONCEIVABLE! No Drake? No Paige? Okay fine, we'll save the drinking for the party, but the squirrels do share that Tyler was in his office, packing up to leave the island. Ghanima considered wrestling in oil, which is something I, as Dean of Students, wholeheartedly approve of. I suggest the lawn outside my office window would offer the perfect locale no matter what Ino or Liir think.
Okay my squirrel friends. We're suited up, we've got the rum, let's beat the shit out of the first of many graduation events! My stuco minions had the lawn decked out for the arrival of graduation guests. Luke and Han showed for the snarking of people who no longer go here while Dominic and Maria want to know if Anemone has bitten anyone? Oh for Pete's sake, don't tell me we've got more vampires! No? Just Johnny Storm getting his hug on with two chicks? I can allow it.
*ice crackling* Okay little guys, here we go! The mingling DRINK! started with Jaina moping until Luke and Han both tackles her with their off-world banter about destroying the world. The teasing continued with Hannibal and his hotass mom and some dude. Right, his dad. Angela gets a visit from her big brother Dean who we're going to guess is one of the fake, incestuous Fandom relationships because they totally banged at some point.
Chuck fangirled over his boyfriend Nate appearing and how much they hate some Dan kid. Icheb gets his happy all over Naomi, hopefully dirty, and Sebastien drags Jack off to his hotel room for definite dirty. Don't ever say Fandom never gave you free booty calls, kids.
Priestly's glad he didn't skip out on the mingling DRINK! when Naomi and Trucker show. Your President Sam knew his real and dirty brother Dean was there based on the attack of the finger foods. See, George? Sam likes finger foods, but I still say we could've offered them some drinks. Liquor laws. Bah. Dean wasn't sharing his food with Leia, but it sounds like his fingers...WHAT IS THAT LOOK FOR?
Lily: Okay, to all those who can kill with your brains: HE said it. NOT ME. HIM. That is all.
Barney: Please, tell the kids to be clearer in their banter with the squirrels and quit mingling DRINK! so carelessly in public. Like Fiona who returns and talks birthdays with Dinah and goes from awkward to witty with Griff.
John is searching for a tiny person and finds the double of that chick I banged and Ben. Which was smaller, the world may never know, but here's hoping it's not you, Benny! Aravis gets her makeouts on with Cor, who is interested in hearing about Aravis from Ben. Luke and Rory decide Juliet is normal despite the Skywalker influence, and Eve jumps Adam. Good way to show for one of these things, my friend! DRINK!
DORMS
Lily: And now we move to the much quieter dorms, where the squirrels can take a break to... go vomit in a corner or whatever drunk squirrels do, and Kate celebrated the end of the school year by checking out online classes. I'm a teacher and even I think that's a little backwards. Katina and Francine were trying to get their room in order before parents showed, Sookie was having technical difficulties of the phone variety, and Leda fell asleep reading about Elven politics. I cannot imagine how that happened.
See, much quieter.
Barney: I'm just sad there was no ASS this week. Hell, let's DRINK!
Lily: ...I can't argue with that.
TOWN
And on to the busier but still not as busy as usual town, where Marcus got himself a paycheck at the junkyard and Luke found a nice spot to park his X-wing. Vida has a new line of 'Fandom only' cards at the flower shop, so you might want to be checking those out. Tara was putting out graduation gifts at the Magic Box, and for that she got Kennedy and cheesecake. That sounds slightly wrong. I don't know why, it just does.
Barney: It's the cheesecake. It sounds desperate, but they're screwing so it's wrong.
Priestly yelled something about Naomi and then ran for the door at Luke's, so... make up your own story there, Katina did some painting at work, and Emma found Ino sulking at the Perk. Good thing they had talk of how it was easy to take over someone's body. ...I plan never to meet either of those two people. Jack O'Neill put the condoms out at Dite's, and isn't that what every parent wants to see on graduation weekend, and Hoshi got a surprise visit from Jonathan Archer at the Arms. And in a not-so surprise visit, Leia got to meet her brother Luke, who rescued her from gremlins. I bet it would have been much more awkward if there'd been an actual bite involved. There's really no way to save face when that's your first meeting.
She of the Difficult Name told Algren that he's boring. There was also talk of Fandom weirdness. I'm not sure how those two things go hand in hand, but. Adam paid a visit to Annja at Coyote Medicine, Liir stopped in at Book Haven so that Millie knows he's back, and Hinata noticed that Helen was happy at the Gig. Rose was reading a book on Russian at the gym, and Dinah and Jaime had a date at Outback where Dinah threatened a striptease because she missed his birthday. And then finally, Chuck Bass brought his BFF Nate to work at Caritas, and his stepmother Lily- I'm far superior, I don't know the woman but I can say this for a fact- stopped in for family gossip.
Lily: And that is it for the first day of graduation weekend. That wasn't too painful. Probably because of all the drinking.
Barney: Even if it was rum! ... Do NOT hit me with nuts you scrawny little--
Lily: You did kind of start it with getting them to drink...
Barney: Fine, fine, it's that time of night where we blame Barney for all the things that--
Lily: Actually it's that time of night where we cut off before you say something the FCC would kill us for. Again. So, good night!
Lily: How is this gonna work?
Barney: There was a gathering today and they likely used that M-I-N-G-L-E word. Meaning we need rum, and STAT!
Lily: ...Mingle?
Barney: DRINK!
Lily: Ahhhh. Gonna be one of those nights.
Barney: Damn straight.
SCHOOL
Barney: Now, while this week and next are free from classes, there is nothing stopping my kiss ass colleagues from showing up in their offices to make the squirrels break out their Official Thursday Office Hours drinking game! Wait, what? No Skywalker? INCONCEIVABLE! No Drake? No Paige? Okay fine, we'll save the drinking for the party, but the squirrels do share that Tyler was in his office, packing up to leave the island. Ghanima considered wrestling in oil, which is something I, as Dean of Students, wholeheartedly approve of. I suggest the lawn outside my office window would offer the perfect locale no matter what Ino or Liir think.
Okay my squirrel friends. We're suited up, we've got the rum, let's beat the shit out of the first of many graduation events! My stuco minions had the lawn decked out for the arrival of graduation guests. Luke and Han showed for the snarking of people who no longer go here while Dominic and Maria want to know if Anemone has bitten anyone? Oh for Pete's sake, don't tell me we've got more vampires! No? Just Johnny Storm getting his hug on with two chicks? I can allow it.
*ice crackling* Okay little guys, here we go! The mingling DRINK! started with Jaina moping until Luke and Han both tackles her with their off-world banter about destroying the world. The teasing continued with Hannibal and his hotass mom and some dude. Right, his dad. Angela gets a visit from her big brother Dean who we're going to guess is one of the fake, incestuous Fandom relationships because they totally banged at some point.
Chuck fangirled over his boyfriend Nate appearing and how much they hate some Dan kid. Icheb gets his happy all over Naomi, hopefully dirty, and Sebastien drags Jack off to his hotel room for definite dirty. Don't ever say Fandom never gave you free booty calls, kids.
Priestly's glad he didn't skip out on the mingling DRINK! when Naomi and Trucker show. Your President Sam knew his real and dirty brother Dean was there based on the attack of the finger foods. See, George? Sam likes finger foods, but I still say we could've offered them some drinks. Liquor laws. Bah. Dean wasn't sharing his food with Leia, but it sounds like his fingers...WHAT IS THAT LOOK FOR?
Lily: Okay, to all those who can kill with your brains: HE said it. NOT ME. HIM. That is all.
Barney: Please, tell the kids to be clearer in their banter with the squirrels and quit mingling DRINK! so carelessly in public. Like Fiona who returns and talks birthdays with Dinah and goes from awkward to witty with Griff.
John is searching for a tiny person and finds the double of that chick I banged and Ben. Which was smaller, the world may never know, but here's hoping it's not you, Benny! Aravis gets her makeouts on with Cor, who is interested in hearing about Aravis from Ben. Luke and Rory decide Juliet is normal despite the Skywalker influence, and Eve jumps Adam. Good way to show for one of these things, my friend! DRINK!
DORMS
Lily: And now we move to the much quieter dorms, where the squirrels can take a break to... go vomit in a corner or whatever drunk squirrels do, and Kate celebrated the end of the school year by checking out online classes. I'm a teacher and even I think that's a little backwards. Katina and Francine were trying to get their room in order before parents showed, Sookie was having technical difficulties of the phone variety, and Leda fell asleep reading about Elven politics. I cannot imagine how that happened.
See, much quieter.
Barney: I'm just sad there was no ASS this week. Hell, let's DRINK!
Lily: ...I can't argue with that.
TOWN
And on to the busier but still not as busy as usual town, where Marcus got himself a paycheck at the junkyard and Luke found a nice spot to park his X-wing. Vida has a new line of 'Fandom only' cards at the flower shop, so you might want to be checking those out. Tara was putting out graduation gifts at the Magic Box, and for that she got Kennedy and cheesecake. That sounds slightly wrong. I don't know why, it just does.
Barney: It's the cheesecake. It sounds desperate, but they're screwing so it's wrong.
Priestly yelled something about Naomi and then ran for the door at Luke's, so... make up your own story there, Katina did some painting at work, and Emma found Ino sulking at the Perk. Good thing they had talk of how it was easy to take over someone's body. ...I plan never to meet either of those two people. Jack O'Neill put the condoms out at Dite's, and isn't that what every parent wants to see on graduation weekend, and Hoshi got a surprise visit from Jonathan Archer at the Arms. And in a not-so surprise visit, Leia got to meet her brother Luke, who rescued her from gremlins. I bet it would have been much more awkward if there'd been an actual bite involved. There's really no way to save face when that's your first meeting.
She of the Difficult Name told Algren that he's boring. There was also talk of Fandom weirdness. I'm not sure how those two things go hand in hand, but. Adam paid a visit to Annja at Coyote Medicine, Liir stopped in at Book Haven so that Millie knows he's back, and Hinata noticed that Helen was happy at the Gig. Rose was reading a book on Russian at the gym, and Dinah and Jaime had a date at Outback where Dinah threatened a striptease because she missed his birthday. And then finally, Chuck Bass brought his BFF Nate to work at Caritas, and his stepmother Lily- I'm far superior, I don't know the woman but I can say this for a fact- stopped in for family gossip.
Lily: And that is it for the first day of graduation weekend. That wasn't too painful. Probably because of all the drinking.
Barney: Even if it was rum! ... Do NOT hit me with nuts you scrawny little--
Lily: You did kind of start it with getting them to drink...
Barney: Fine, fine, it's that time of night where we blame Barney for all the things that--
Lily: Actually it's that time of night where we cut off before you say something the FCC would kill us for. Again. So, good night!