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Fandom Radio, Wednesday 4/28
Now, I know you're all very excited about things right now, kids. But we have a radio to do. And no freakin' classes for a while. So... I guess we should party like it's the 90's.
School
What did I just get done sayin', people?
Dorms
Worf scared off Priestly with his love of showtunes. Dude, homophobia isn't cool. Unless I'm doing it. Kurt asked for sheet music, but Worf was havin' none of that. You stand firm, Worf. Oh, but Priestly can't escape Worf. He needs his wingman. Needs him. Aaaand Yo Yo Ma is back after her trip to the yo-yo factory or somethin'. Also, Savannah made unhappy phone calls. And Worf was done doin' stuff and road his horse on into the dorms. Like Clint Eastwood.
Cheerleading met up again for the usual mingling, waaarming up, and business. Da coach was also there.
Oh, joy. A pile of paper. Be still my beating heart.
Frosty the Snowman set up a birthday party for Wings. Folks showed up to mingle as you do at these things. Kurt teleported his furry ass in and onto a horse and Bobby was all 'me too!' and then they traveled to ye olde west. Bod was a buzzkillington and asked if turning 17 was special. Turns out it's not. That's whatcha get. He's also glad Kate's back for not doing anything and she's glad too and it was very glad. Apparently Sookie made the cake and Bod was all 'RLY?' and she was all 'YA RLY' and then I shot myself for making that joke. Kurt judged Bod for drinking water. Like Dan Humphrey, he judged. Karla and Bobby had a good old laugh about how long it had been since they'd seen each other. Then Bobby and Kate have a pretty similar conversation only it involves death threats for property destruction while under the influence of childhood.
Kurt and Tweety both waved at Kate. Bobby thanked the adorable lesbian for all her help with the food. Even if there was too much. And wow, the saaaaame 'long time no see' joke was done with Bobby and Ben. Emma Lite thought Bobby was an impostor since he was using big words. Maybe he's just being mind controlled. It happens. Alex was upset that Emma Lite wasn't around to babysit him. Because that's a faaaabulous idea there. I read those series. I remember what happens. Ino decided that Bobby was too hyper for some reason and is pouted at for it. Tara and him try to figure out where on the weird scale the horses end up. Because they're nerds. Adorable lesbian snuck up on Tara for lesbian stuff and then there was talk of getting a single room.
I see what you did there.
Dru and Tara met for the first time and were all 'this is weird!' and socially awkward. Bobby called Jeeeeeaaaan his nutrition adviser for crap over the weekend. Riiiight. Bobby and Tweety high five each other for having parties today and I plot their messy demises! Isn't it cute? There was also eating there. At a party. How novel. And the opportunity to freak the hell out of the birthday boy. It was aaall Frosty's idea, it seems. Warren informs Ben that he's not much of a horseback rider. He likes to fly more. Heh. Funny. There was a lot of horsing around with Tara and Warren too. Yeah, I made that pun.
Deal with it.
Warren was all 'oh, I was so surprised' at Kennedy even though it's probably a lie. Is that true? Do you actually care? I don't! Kurt made Warren jump on a horse, and Azula noted that him and Karla are born on the same day. Because she's a detective of some sort. Warren asked Tweety if this was planned and she was all 'Yeah!' and then I hated her so much for doing this to me. Presents time! There was also a ballpit.
Aaaaand Jaina was in the garage. On a horse.
Town
Tweety was on a horse and needs to join the damn club. Marcus was out by the docks and also on a horse when Kyle stopped by to make sure they weren't crazy. And there was also a wolf around, just as confused as the guys. The mullet was busy reading a fashion magazine that clearly wasn't about hair, Naomi was also on a horse on her way to drunky's, Gwynn rode many horses over at the Gig, Ino did some reading at Nate's, Lion-o rode his horse on into work as well, Dru tried to figure out where they came froooom, Hot Alex was doing some reading, O'Neill smelled like a boat, Sean got a phonecall from home, aaaand Tino cried into his beer at Caritas.
Oh, and Edmund was on a horse in the preserve. But it didn't talk. Because there was no peanut butter around. Oh yeah, I know the secret to Mr Ed.
Katina was busy sketching after her close encounter of the horse kind when Sassy Pants showed up and emoed when his horse disappeared. Probably cried at the end of Old Yeller too. Pansy-ass. Beka turned back into a naked person at the gym. On a horse. Luckily Rose got her some clothing. And no horse.
Karla's surprise birthday party was aaaall the way out on the beach today. Where things were set up in which to encourage mingling. Karla thanked a drinky Angela for coming out to the party, not of the closet. Even though it's Wednesday and should be the ~~Magical~~ Reserve. Alex got rejected when he tried to tease Raven about not swearing as a kid and she was all 'I don't swear now' only probably without the contraction. She went on to catch up with Leda and also Sookie. Tweety and Frosty congratulated themselves on ruining Deadpool's night. Lil' bastards. Jack and Alex live in a cave because they were surprised when Jack ended up on a horse while tryin' to go swimming. Tweety laughed at Jack for getting a horse, which makes it sound like an STD. It's Fandom, so I guess that's possible. Hayley and Leda talked about graduation and what fun they shall have and blah blah blah. Emma Lite and Jack talked about horses and that time everyone was kids. You know, last weekend? Emma Lite went on to talk to Sookie about how they needed to use this spot again for her birthday. I dunno if she should celebrate one. She's been 29 for a good decade now.
Adorable lesbian got thanked by Karla for coming by and then went on to talk to Sookie about how weird Fandom is. Didja just get it? Seriously? I have lost faith in you, adorable lesbian. Karla thanked... dear god, a lot of people for showin' up to the party. Let's list them in a way we'll pretend is musical! She thaaaanked: Gabrielle, Tahiri, Katina, Tony the horse lover, Mat the man who your man could smell like, Savannah, Dakota Fanning who was a party crasher, Ino, Warren, Hinata, George, Sookie, Leda, Sam and finally Tara.
Dear god.
Tahiri and Ben got into a schmoopy ass conversation about how she loves him even if he needs to check like a nervous mother the first evening away from the kids. Tweety told Tony about getting a fierce tattoo of Tweety Bird. Fierce. Ino and Dakota Fanning gossiped about Karla as you do at someone's birthday party. And then Leda and Ino caught up on stuff. And things. Tweety made Warren some food because she's apparently clingin' to those bird things like a mussel to the rocky shores. Sookie and Bobby made out all over the beach because they're partying down. Next it'll be crystal meth in the bathroom of a Dennys.
Not that I know anything about that.
Ben and Ender were real men and talked about all the food there. Manly food. Like juicy steaks. Tweety also made some food for Blysse and Blind Seer. It better be those steaks or else I'm callin' shenanigans on that damn wolf. There was some food after the fact too, it seems. Savannah tried to draw Tara out for naughty fun times, but Tara was too shy. God, I love makin' shit up. Sookie and Tara also caught up. As you do during such things. And then they all somehow managed to surprise Karla and give her some gifts.
And that's the end of that, folks. And, I feel the need to share this now... I'm on a horse. And it's pretty damn awesome.
School
What did I just get done sayin', people?
Dorms
Worf scared off Priestly with his love of showtunes. Dude, homophobia isn't cool. Unless I'm doing it. Kurt asked for sheet music, but Worf was havin' none of that. You stand firm, Worf. Oh, but Priestly can't escape Worf. He needs his wingman. Needs him. Aaaand Yo Yo Ma is back after her trip to the yo-yo factory or somethin'. Also, Savannah made unhappy phone calls. And Worf was done doin' stuff and road his horse on into the dorms. Like Clint Eastwood.
Cheerleading met up again for the usual mingling, waaarming up, and business. Da coach was also there.
Oh, joy. A pile of paper. Be still my beating heart.
Frosty the Snowman set up a birthday party for Wings. Folks showed up to mingle as you do at these things. Kurt teleported his furry ass in and onto a horse and Bobby was all 'me too!' and then they traveled to ye olde west. Bod was a buzzkillington and asked if turning 17 was special. Turns out it's not. That's whatcha get. He's also glad Kate's back for not doing anything and she's glad too and it was very glad. Apparently Sookie made the cake and Bod was all 'RLY?' and she was all 'YA RLY' and then I shot myself for making that joke. Kurt judged Bod for drinking water. Like Dan Humphrey, he judged. Karla and Bobby had a good old laugh about how long it had been since they'd seen each other. Then Bobby and Kate have a pretty similar conversation only it involves death threats for property destruction while under the influence of childhood.
Kurt and Tweety both waved at Kate. Bobby thanked the adorable lesbian for all her help with the food. Even if there was too much. And wow, the saaaaame 'long time no see' joke was done with Bobby and Ben. Emma Lite thought Bobby was an impostor since he was using big words. Maybe he's just being mind controlled. It happens. Alex was upset that Emma Lite wasn't around to babysit him. Because that's a faaaabulous idea there. I read those series. I remember what happens. Ino decided that Bobby was too hyper for some reason and is pouted at for it. Tara and him try to figure out where on the weird scale the horses end up. Because they're nerds. Adorable lesbian snuck up on Tara for lesbian stuff and then there was talk of getting a single room.
I see what you did there.
Dru and Tara met for the first time and were all 'this is weird!' and socially awkward. Bobby called Jeeeeeaaaan his nutrition adviser for crap over the weekend. Riiiight. Bobby and Tweety high five each other for having parties today and I plot their messy demises! Isn't it cute? There was also eating there. At a party. How novel. And the opportunity to freak the hell out of the birthday boy. It was aaall Frosty's idea, it seems. Warren informs Ben that he's not much of a horseback rider. He likes to fly more. Heh. Funny. There was a lot of horsing around with Tara and Warren too. Yeah, I made that pun.
Deal with it.
Warren was all 'oh, I was so surprised' at Kennedy even though it's probably a lie. Is that true? Do you actually care? I don't! Kurt made Warren jump on a horse, and Azula noted that him and Karla are born on the same day. Because she's a detective of some sort. Warren asked Tweety if this was planned and she was all 'Yeah!' and then I hated her so much for doing this to me. Presents time! There was also a ballpit.
Aaaaand Jaina was in the garage. On a horse.
Town
Tweety was on a horse and needs to join the damn club. Marcus was out by the docks and also on a horse when Kyle stopped by to make sure they weren't crazy. And there was also a wolf around, just as confused as the guys. The mullet was busy reading a fashion magazine that clearly wasn't about hair, Naomi was also on a horse on her way to drunky's, Gwynn rode many horses over at the Gig, Ino did some reading at Nate's, Lion-o rode his horse on into work as well, Dru tried to figure out where they came froooom, Hot Alex was doing some reading, O'Neill smelled like a boat, Sean got a phonecall from home, aaaand Tino cried into his beer at Caritas.
Oh, and Edmund was on a horse in the preserve. But it didn't talk. Because there was no peanut butter around. Oh yeah, I know the secret to Mr Ed.
Katina was busy sketching after her close encounter of the horse kind when Sassy Pants showed up and emoed when his horse disappeared. Probably cried at the end of Old Yeller too. Pansy-ass. Beka turned back into a naked person at the gym. On a horse. Luckily Rose got her some clothing. And no horse.
Karla's surprise birthday party was aaaall the way out on the beach today. Where things were set up in which to encourage mingling. Karla thanked a drinky Angela for coming out to the party, not of the closet. Even though it's Wednesday and should be the ~~Magical~~ Reserve. Alex got rejected when he tried to tease Raven about not swearing as a kid and she was all 'I don't swear now' only probably without the contraction. She went on to catch up with Leda and also Sookie. Tweety and Frosty congratulated themselves on ruining Deadpool's night. Lil' bastards. Jack and Alex live in a cave because they were surprised when Jack ended up on a horse while tryin' to go swimming. Tweety laughed at Jack for getting a horse, which makes it sound like an STD. It's Fandom, so I guess that's possible. Hayley and Leda talked about graduation and what fun they shall have and blah blah blah. Emma Lite and Jack talked about horses and that time everyone was kids. You know, last weekend? Emma Lite went on to talk to Sookie about how they needed to use this spot again for her birthday. I dunno if she should celebrate one. She's been 29 for a good decade now.
Adorable lesbian got thanked by Karla for coming by and then went on to talk to Sookie about how weird Fandom is. Didja just get it? Seriously? I have lost faith in you, adorable lesbian. Karla thanked... dear god, a lot of people for showin' up to the party. Let's list them in a way we'll pretend is musical! She thaaaanked: Gabrielle, Tahiri, Katina, Tony the horse lover, Mat the man who your man could smell like, Savannah, Dakota Fanning who was a party crasher, Ino, Warren, Hinata, George, Sookie, Leda, Sam and finally Tara.
Dear god.
Tahiri and Ben got into a schmoopy ass conversation about how she loves him even if he needs to check like a nervous mother the first evening away from the kids. Tweety told Tony about getting a fierce tattoo of Tweety Bird. Fierce. Ino and Dakota Fanning gossiped about Karla as you do at someone's birthday party. And then Leda and Ino caught up on stuff. And things. Tweety made Warren some food because she's apparently clingin' to those bird things like a mussel to the rocky shores. Sookie and Bobby made out all over the beach because they're partying down. Next it'll be crystal meth in the bathroom of a Dennys.
Not that I know anything about that.
Ben and Ender were real men and talked about all the food there. Manly food. Like juicy steaks. Tweety also made some food for Blysse and Blind Seer. It better be those steaks or else I'm callin' shenanigans on that damn wolf. There was some food after the fact too, it seems. Savannah tried to draw Tara out for naughty fun times, but Tara was too shy. God, I love makin' shit up. Sookie and Tara also caught up. As you do during such things. And then they all somehow managed to surprise Karla and give her some gifts.
And that's the end of that, folks. And, I feel the need to share this now... I'm on a horse. And it's pretty damn awesome.