Fandom Radio, Sunday, April 25th, 2010

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Chuck: The light's on, Dan. Tell everyone hello.

Dan: Hi! Hi! Hi!

Chuck: And to think you were shy about a half hour ago.

Dan: You gave me cookies!

Chuck: Yes. Yes I did.

Dan: Can I have more?

Chuck: After the broadcast, Daniel. It'll be your reward for getting through all this news.

Dan: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!



School

Chuck: Here, you start with something small.

Dan: 'kay! Jono had children's books out at the library. I looooove the library! My dad takes me there a lot. Henry was asking about computer games. Sounds fun! Sookie was looking for books on how not to sleep again. I hate naps too! Raven came in asking for books that would tell her what [feedback] and [feedback] meant. Oh no!

Chuck: What?

Dan: I'm sorry!

Chuck: Sorry for what?

Dan: I'm not a'pposed to say those words!

Chuck: I think it's fine for the time being, Dan.

Dan: I'm not in trouble?

Chuck: No, you're not.

Dan: Promise?

Chuck: I promise.

Dorms

Chuck: Someone let Savannah have a phone for some reason. Bad idea. Azula was fighting an imaginary enemy and was joined by Momoko in the fight but was told to keep it quiet by Arthur. Way to be a downer, Arthur. Zack decided to let a chocobo, whatever that is, go and Ino complained to him about her plants until she got a phone call. Naomi was drawing, Lion-o was also drawing--on his walls--and Emmett was trying on clothes. And Bobby and Sookie had a date.

Dan: Awwwwwww.

Chuck: ...my god, you're a huge girl.

Dan: Am not! My name's Dan which is a boy's name.

Chuck: Whatever, Danielle, how about you do some reading?

Dan: It's Dan. Anyway, H-h-I can't say this...

Chuck: Just call him Annabel.

Dan: 'kay! Annabel was on the deck jumping off of tables. That's not safe! Angela wanted to know if she gets to be awesome too but decides she doesn't need's Annabel's say to be awesome. That's true! Annabel and Lois talked about whether or not they can see Disneyland from the top of the table. I wanna go to Disneyland! Can we go to Disneyland, Chuck?

Chuck: Ask me again tomorrow when I'm able to give you a more colorful answer.

Dan: I can do that! I'll remember! Annabel told Clark he flew and they decided to stack up chairs and jump off of those. That's even more not safe! George thought Annabel was up high enough to touch the sun. That would hurt! Bobby wants to know how Annabel thought he was the most awesomest person. Then Bobby says he's the King of Cool. You are cool, Bobby! George and Bobby decide to start their own kingdom where big kids can't boss them around. I wanna join! Can I join, Chuck?

Chuck: I'm not your father, do whatever you want.

Dan: Yaaaaaaaay!

Chuck: I should have re-thought those cookies. Anyway Jack, who is not tiny this weekend, was on the third floor watching Space Battles. He also ordered a bunch of pizza for the kids. Jonas asked Jack if he was an Elder and informs him that there's a lot of new things here. Understatement, kid. John Mitchell wanted to know what pizza was and if he could have some. Then he and Jack discussed where John's from. Rose asked Jack if he's gonna throw her into the lake because that's apparently been a problem.

Dan: I dun want to be thrown in the lake. I can't swim well.

Chuck: I'm not surprised. There's not much swimming to be done in Brooklyn. Bobby was really excited to see pizza and tackled a normal-aged Warren. That's one way to greet people. Jack and Warren bonded being one of the few normal-aged people around. We are the few, the brave, the strong. Florida was staring at Warren's wings and then Warren got tackled again by Momoko. Alex Russo introduced herself to Jack and talked about the cities they lived in. Momoko obviously had way too much sugar and made instant friends with Florida and really spazzed out when talking about pizza with Jack.

Dan: I love pizza! Can we have some?

Chuck: I thought you wanted more cookies.

Dan: Oh yeah! I'd rather have them! After the news though. Mat was at the stables offering to give pony rides to girls who pay him in kisses. Oh gosh. Claire shouted at the pony, which is bad, but Mat let her ride anyway. Raven wants to go on the pony without paying because she says hugs and kisses are bad. They are not! I love them! Do you love them, Chuck?

Chuck: I sure do. Well...not hugs.

Dan: Why not?

Chuck: It's a long story that will be good for some psychiatrist's case study one day.

Dan: Oh. Karla pointed out that Pips is a horse not a pony, but Mat says he can't spell horse. H-O-R-S-E. Horse. 'S not that hard. Aravis has her own horse but Mat says she should kiss him anyway. Girls don't have to kiss you unless they wanna, Mat. That's the rules. Elena wants to know if the horse bites and then freaks out when it moves. Horses scare me too.

Chuck: Again, I'm not surprised. Noah was on the fourth floor this afternoon, eating cookies and screaming at the top of his lungs. Man I'm glad I didn't run into you. A normal-aged Alex rightly assumes Noah's had too much sugar. I'm guessing it wasn't that hard to figure out though. Kennedy and Noah have a jumping contest and Joolushko joins in on the shouting and jumping. No, seriously, I'm so glad I wasn't in this common room. Morgana tells Noah she doesn't want to get into any trouble but he claims he can protect her from any grown-ups who might yell. Sure, kid. Sure. Jake joined in on the jumping contest and informed Joolushku that she's loud. Didi fell off the couch during the jumping contest and Noah thought cookies would make that better.

Dan: Cookies make everything better! And hugs!

Chuck: Oh, kid logic. Ben thought everyone was being too loud and declined Noah's offer of playing outside because it was dirty out there. Wow, I think I found someone who acted just like I did as a kid. Joolushko says loud is fun but Ben explained it made his head hurt. Dru says only bad girls jump on furniture and that caused Noah to accuse her of being a goody-goody. Anything but that! Ben tells Dru everyone's too loud and Dru says if her grandmother was here she'd yell at everybody. Well that wouldn't help the volume any. Ellie was excited about cookies and bouncing and she got extra cookies from Noah because she's pretty. K-Mart wanted to know where the cookies came from. The store, duh. And Ellie and K-Mart bond over bouncing being fun. I just won't say anything about that.

Town

Dan: Worf got stuck in a tree in the perserve and got saved by the WonderPets. Cool! Dani put on a princess dress and demanded food. You should just ask nicely. Vimes woke up to a puppy licking him. Puppy! I love them. Arthur and Merlin got in a fight in the preserve and Merlin freaked out because that means Arthur likes him.

Chuck It's totally true.

Dan: Wow. You know everything, Chuck. Marcus was happy the junk yard wasn't under water, Biff was bored at Wellspring Arms and Clark was at Caritas. Sean opened up his store even though he was tiny and Annja came in looking for a new rucksack. Tony Stark was dealing with business at his work when Ender came by and helped Tony realize it was gonna be one of those weekends. I dun know what that means. Tyler and Tony talked about all the kids around and tiny Steve gave Tony a hug. Awww.

Chuck: You and your love of hugs, kid. Zack was in the park trying to get a baby chocabo to play with the ducks. I still don't know what those things are. Deadpool shot the chocobo with a water gun and Zack tried to get him to apologize. Good luck with that. Zack told Bod about chocobos and his homeworld and got really insulted when Arthur asked why he hasn't eaten the chocobo yet. Azula suggested they hurt the chocobo, which is really screwed up, and Leto offered Zack help.

Dan: That was nice of you!

Chuck: Yes it was. Rose was trying to hunt things on the streets of Fandom. She was joined by Dimitri and the two of them got in a fight but were separated by Alex. She seemed to be better off hunting with Kennedy. Jaina was in the Perk with coffee. She did not enjoy it, let me tell you that. George and Jaina came up with the idea of adding honey to the coffee in order to make it taste better. I talked to Jaina about not blowing up the dorms and Ben managed to get cookies for himself and Jaina. Angua and Jaina talked about things that didn't taste bad like bacon. Can't go wrong with bacon. Tahiri got offended when Jaina offered her gross coffee and Angua asked Oz why he hasn't done anything about the vampire problem in Fandom. I didn't notice there was a problem. Karla also got offered coffee by Jaina and decided that maybe coffee magically tasted better once you became an adult.

Dan: Dinah was at Chilly Boulder and offered ice cream to Momoko. I want ice cream! Or cookies. Or both. Price set himself up in the park with water guns and water balloons. Cool! Claire and Price got in a super soaker battle. Aww, I want to do that. Mary tried to get Price to lock up the guns and Robin was disappointed they weren't real guns. Real guns are dangerous! You shouldn't use them!

Chuck: Thanks for that PSA, Dan.

Dan: We're done with news.

Chuck: Yes we are.

Dan: Cookie time?

Chuck: Yes it is.

Dan: Yes! Yes! Yes! Cookieeeeeeeeeeees!

Chuck: *sigh* I don't even know why I'm being nice to you. Anyway, it's apparently cookie time, so goodnight Fandom.

Dan: Niiiiiiiight!