http://spring-lost.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2010-03-25 06:44 am
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Fandom High Radio, Wednesday, March 24th

Deadpool: --onnova bitch! Is this thing on?

*chittering*

Oh, c'mon. Stop being a lil' wimp and come out from under the table. Jeeze. You threaten a squirrel monster once with a sword five minutes ago and suddenly they think you're scary.



School

DADA talked about the fog and what they've seen in it. Like a creepy old mariner in some Lovecraftian story. Hoooopefully with less tentacles. Because ew. Sirius and Remus were there and 'us-y'. Benton got his teach on with History of Medicine where they watched a movie. Hopefully about how nurses and doctors? Always banging. True story. Savannah and Claire were there and Claire ran off to ask Benny if Nick would be back. Someday. When the moon is full in the sky and many seasons have passed.

Magic for Dummies also talked about the mysterious fog of mystery. Mysteriously. There was offers to teleport folks about like a weird-ass magic taxi service too, so... you know. For a good time call. Paige and Harper were also there. Being there and junk. Billy Zane made the adorable lesbian lecture his class about gay guys in movies. Was it that Vin Diseal/Paul Walker movie? Because that was pretty damn gay. She was then all busy ogling a waitress in the movie. Billy Zane was too busy to teach because he was off readin' dirty King Arthur fanfic. They have that? Oh, who am I kidding. They have fanfic for everything. I should send Cap some more horrible art from 4chan. Oh yeah.

The Emo Giant that isn't so Emo anymore was at the library with a shit-ton of people. People like Sassy pants and Anneneneome... and Summer. Way to be the Zoidberg, Summer. And then mullet-less Jack, Claudia and Anenenenome added all sorts of pertinent information to a neat lil' whiteboard. I wanna draw on it now. Sassy asked Giant boy if there was any news. Which is a big zero. Claire brought cookies and coffee and promised not to run off willy-nilly into danger. Henry also talked about the fog--surprise surprise--and if Henry'd hafta sleep in his office. Sam and Chuck also talked about the weather and how Chuck is the chick in the relationship. Chiiiiick. Meanwhile, Henry lurked by the researches. Oh, and Ziva also did research. In Study Hall.

Zoe got a visit from Anakin about Leia and this wacky fog. I'm naming it Bob. Bob the fog, ladies and gentlemen.

Dorms

Oooout on the grounds, Jak with no c and weetiny Tahiri started to shoot at each other, thinkin' the other was a spooky monster. Luckily for them both, sparkly Blue Clown Lips Fairy showed up to let them know they were trying to kill each other. As you do. Ino was in her room, texting people. Emma did one of those 'oh, I'm a telepath! Let me bleed from orifices dramatically' that Nate tends to pull. Drama Queen that he is. Oh, and Sookie and Karla showed up for more telepath drama. Tara talked the adorable lesbian of hers into not going outside today. Because she's smart in the head. Oh, and Rose woke up.

...

Gay.

Yup. That works. She woke up gay.

*flash*

Cable: The telepath issue is a serious one... uh... good evening, Fandom. I'm Mayor Summers. Please stay indoors unless you absolutely can't do otherwise; we're working on figuring out the problem, and there seems to be something in the air.

Deadpool: Jonas looked out at the fog in a cinematic way until Did stopped by and they talked about what they can do. You know, instead of fight crap. Claire and Elle left gun club and got into a big ol' fog induced catfight where Claire got her ass fried. Crispy. She went back to her room to call Sam and let him know their droid baby died. So sad. Droid baby, we hardly knew ye.

A moment of silence?

...that long enough?

Cable: In dorms news, Girls with Guns club met. Captain Algren explained why students weren't allowed to keep guns in the dorms. Thank you, captain. The kids arrived, shot, and Algren shared a policy on keeping weapons disarmed today. Seeing as how the fog seems to be pitting us against each other, I'd say that's welcome advice. Despite Elena's objections.

Out on the grounds, Robin the frog finds himself lost. If you're still out there, please try and make it towards the dorms. It isn't safe outside.
Dinah decides to distract the populace with a birthday party thrown in Roy's honor. Good call. There's the usual mingling; Dinah gives Priestly a notebook to deal with. Hayley decides to share her cake-related trauma with Dinah... we really need to look into another staff psychologist... Momoko also gets the 411 on Hayley's cake troubles. Something about bad clowns... Bruce decides to skip the cake. Momoko thinks it's perfect. And then there's something that's not fit for broadcast. Thank you, squirrels... Bobby Drake is happy with the sugar involved.

Of course he would be...

The birthday boy's in. And some presents. Well-wishes from Dinah, Bobby, Bruce and Momoko, and a ball pit. Why are we reporting on a teenager's birthday party in the middle of a crisis...?


Town

Deadpool: So, Dimitri who isn't related to Pietr somehow took Rose out for her birthday to Galactic point. And then they got into a fight. Oh, this fog of ours. Beka did the same with lil' Georgie, but she had a knife. Which made for awk~ward times all around, really. Jaina tried the same on Zayne over on the beach as well. As you do.

Katina was over at work like a craaaazy person and Sassy Pants called to be all 'get your ass back to the dorms, woman'. Only mediveal. Tweety was hella surprised at work when her hallucination turned out to be real and messing up the place. Icy and Wings got into a fight like everyone else in town ever. Jeeze. Mat got into it with a monkeypony.

...yeah.

Oh, and Martha got a visit from Leda.

Cable: Professor Mitchell was out at the park looking for any strays. Hope you brought a breathing cap. He shared observations with Professor Max. Kate called, and Professor Mitchell made sure she stayed in. Chuck and Ellie make the mistake of heading into the fog and getting themselves lost. Please check in, or we'll send a search team. Naomi managed to get herself to Stark Industries, where Jack checked up on her. I'd like to put out a general call to the people not to go in to work unless it's absolutely necessary.

Gwynn likewise got in trouble on her way to the Gig, as she was caught up in a fight with Tim Desmond. I repeat: stay in your homes. Don't go to work. We'll resolve this problem soon. Among those who unnecessarily braved the fog today were Jack, Lion-o, Dru, Alex, Beka, Alice and Marshall. Sheriff Vimes was awake and alert, working from our trooper station. Please, if you have a problem, patch it through to him over the phone.

Deadpool: That's it?

Cable: That's it. I'll be by the library in the morning.