http://likeguidelines.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2006-06-04 11:47 pm
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Pirate Radio, Sunday, June 4, 2006

This be [livejournal.com profile] likeguidelines bringin' ye the latest 'n greatest on this Sunday in Fandom.

Cabins that be not at sea
Sam-who-not-be-a-wench be wakin' up from a dream this mornin'. Aye, we knew about that. We know about everything.

*hysterical laughter* Includin' this gem. Oh, Dean, I be likin' yer style. This be a public service announcement: if ye be havin' loud sex where Dean can be hearin' ye and be havin' access t' cold water....hee. Just hee. Sorry, Alec 'n Jaye, but this be dead hysterical.

In the Puffin common room Saku....somethin' long 'n beginnin' wit' S that I be havin' entirely too much rum t' attempt be sittin' around. Stark be thar gettin' t' know Al's cat. *shuffles papers* That be not a euphemism. Al 'n S-who's-name-be-goin'-on-forever be talkin' about Agatha Christie--be she a student?--and Stark 'n S-who's-name-be-goin'-on-forever be talkin' about chocolate. S-who's-name-be-goin'-on-forever also be talkin' Japanese t' Ranma.

Pippi-who-be-a-cat be doin' laundry. I be thinkin' that cats be not likin' water. Or, fer that matter, wearin' clothin'. Be I wrong? She also be talkin' to Tim about his hand that be hurt. Mayhaps he should try lickin' it better? It be just a suggestion.

Aeryn be at the gym in camp 'n be not in the most cheerful type mood. Mayhaps it be havin' somethin' t' do wit' the fight she be havin' with Cameron earlier toay? Anyway, John be there 'n doin' a strange dance. Whether it be strange t' begin with or jes strange because John be doin' it, I be leavin' up t' ye. Molly be tryin' t' figure out what be makin' Aeryn upset, 'n Rory be thar tryin' out her swordwork. Swash, swash, buckle, buckle, wench.

Dorms that be not at sea either

Cam 'n Tyler be sparrin' in the dorm gym, 'n Tim be thar practicin' his own solo sword work. *shuffles papers* That be not a euphemism unless Tim be a bit o' an exhibitionist.

People be movin' back: Tempe, fer one, and Demyx, Ranma, Tim, Nadia, 'n Alec. Alec be covered in cold water fer havin' loud sex earlier today. In case ye be missin' that part o' the broadcast. With Jaye. And then she be talkin' wit' Dean later this evenin', in case ye be in the vicinity 'n want t' compliment him on his aim. When he be hittin' Jaye 'n Alec wit' a bucket o' water fer havin' loud sex. In case ye've forgotten.

Anakin be depressin' in his room. In other breakin' news, water be wet 'n Callynanders be cute. Piper be watchin' DVDs, Isabel be readin', Alec be visitin' D'Anna, Al be gettin' a phone call, and Draco be gettin' his very own birthday pimp cane! That be so excitin'! Happy birthday, Draco!

*sounds of Happy Birthday with Badly Dubbed Banthabell*

And since ye be back in the dorms, thar be people in the second floor common room. I know ye be shocked. Amidst the chitchat 'n cold shoulderin', Rory be readin' aloud from a book. That be a hell o' a way t' spend vacation time, people.

Up in the fifth floor common room, Bel 'n Marie be talkin' about her temporary takeover of the radio station--but she be not touchin' me rum, so I be not bothered by it, in case anyone be worried--Nadia be talkin' t' Marie about the weirdness that be her workplace. Be ye havin' a wench named Johnina in it? I be not thinkin' so. I win. Bridge-who-be-a-ferret be scurryin' through, and I hope he be not a ferret in time fer Thursday's broadcast. I be not havin' the proper translatin' equipment. Anyway, Xander be comin' in shortly thereafter lookin' fer the scurryin' little boyfriend o' his. Conner be lookin' fer Doctor Oliver 'n be findin' out about the cheerleadin' squad. They be very bouncy 'n wear short skirts. It be the best thing ever. Piper be meetin' Marie, too.

Lana be glad t' be back up on the fourth floor, Buffy be visitin' Dawn, 'n thar be quite the party on the roof. *sudden laughter* Where Pip be a gosling now! *more laughter*

We be a right pettin' zoo at this point.

John be tellin' Aeryn a bedtime story. Be it havin' pirates in it? Because those be the best kind o' tales.

Town that be near the water, but not covered wit' it

Jack be wakin' Cedric up 'n then they be watchin' the sun rise. I be not seein' the appeal, personally. Mayhaps I need t' be with Jack?

The Sin be open fer breakfast this mornin'. Hi, Miho! Parker 'n Jarod be thar talkin' about the future, and Jamie be thar t' pick up his sock. *shuffles papers* Which, given where this be happenin', probably be a euphemism.

And brunch be at Wonka's today, where a trooper be stoppin' by t' ask Wonka t' assist him on another inspection date at the theater.

GOB be sleepin' on top o' the bar at Caritas--be it a bad idea t' go pay the zombie band t' play a rousin' rendition o' the 1812 Overture complete wit' cannon t' wake him up? *pause* Should I be doin' it anyway?

River be stoppin' in at Luke's, where Tim be doin' himself an injury--hopefully not near the food--and then be swingin' by Empire Records.

Elle be playin' in the park wit' her dog, then Kurt 'n Clark be stoppin' thar later, and Tyler be wanderin' around the junkyard.

Archie 'n Veronica be on a date at Serenity Cove. And so be Joxer 'n Kaylee. Be it mind meldin' date day or somethin'?

Alfred be off fer the week, apparently--some manner o' butler-y vacation, perhaps--and Maia still be in the clinic, but other than that it be slow fer Janet 'n Stark.

That be all from the Crow's Nest! Keep an eye out fer Matey-wit'-the-Hat--not ye, Principal Washburn--and have a good night!

[identity profile] bound2blade.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, it's a radio. But there will be shouting. And loafter throwing.

"That's even longer, you baka pirate!"
likethegun: (i'm kind of speechless)

[personal profile] likethegun 2006-06-05 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
Sam was disappointed to discover that making sad puppy faces at the radio did nothing to make the pirate stop talking.
nadiathesaint: (gosling)

[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-06-05 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Nadia rolled her eyes and sighed as the Pip-gosling started honking very angrily and very loudly at the radio.
fates_jaye: (omgwtf?)

[personal profile] fates_jaye 2006-06-05 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Say it a few more times, why don't you!" Jaye yells at the radio. And hopes Barbossa has no way of actually hearing her say that.

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Clothing is only uncomfortable when you're covered in fur and it hasn't all grown in yet..."

[identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Dean gave the radio a pleased smirk. "Nice to have your efforts acknowledged," he murmured to himself.

[identity profile] grand-fallguy.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Lick what now?"