Fandom Radio, Monday, November 9

[bigdamnprincipal]

Andy: What do you mean Sam's not here?

*squirrel chittering*

Andy: Where is he then?

*more chittering*

Andy: What do you mean you're too scared to tell me?

Zoe: Am I late? I must be, it looks like you're already getting started. Sorry, you must be Andy.

Andy: That's me... I'm sorry ma'am, I was expecting Sam Winchester...?

Zoe: Sam's...not feeling well today, so I told him I'd come and help you out in his place. I hope that's all right?

Andy: Of course! Just... Sam's going to be okay?

Zoe: Oh, yes, he'll be fine. Did I miss anything before I got here?

Andy: Just me trying to get the squirrels to tell me where Sam is.

Zoe: And the squirrels were uncooperative? How shocking, really. Why don't I go ahead and get us started?


School

Zoe: That's your cue to hand over some notes, reporters.

*nervous chittering*

Oh, no one's going to get fired. Just give me the damn notes. The Applied Science class made potato batteries today. Nothing that explodes? Really? Oh, I'm so proud. During class, Tyler talked to Jonothon about his headbanging, and he told Tyler about his friend Jean turning into a bird that doesn't sleep. I say be grateful that she's a small animal, and not something too big for your room.

Hubris From Revelation studied Shinto, which is the natural spirituality of the Japanese. To get some hands-on learning, they made talismans and other protective items, and discussed the concept of the kami. Before class, Arthur came by on Merlin's behalf to tell Ghanima that he wouldn't be in class, Kate apologized for missing class last week, and Raven asked to speak with Ghanima about something concerning Leto.

The Physical Films class spent their time ice skating while watching a movie on the same topic, but not before they'd all changed into the lovely uniforms that they're so lucky the school provides for them.

The Care for Magical Creatures class...you don't really expect me to read this, do you?

*chittering*

All right, fine. The Care for Magical Creatures class learned about the best creatures on the entire island - the news squirrels. As an "obvious sign of devotion," for their years of hard work, Loki had the students build nice things for the squirrels. That is a surprisingly nice gesture from someone with such a foul mouth.

*quieter chittering*

I heard that! My mouth is perfectly clean, thank you. Finally, Sex Ed made lists of the things boys and girls each like about sex, and Constable Fraser was in his office catching up on paperwork. It's always reassuring to know I'm not the only one with stacks of papers to deal with.


Dorms

Zoe: Arthur and Merlin watched a movie, and Merlin turned into a merlin. Isn't he already one of those?

*chittering*

Oh, he's a merlin bird. I swear, this place...

Andy: It does seem to have a strange sense of humor.

Zoe: I'd tell you that you get used to it, but I've been here for a lot longer than you have and I'm still taken by surprise sometimes. Jaina woke up with a hangover and a drunk dial that she had to explain. I know I can't tell you all not to drink, but it's in your own best interest to stay as far away from phones and computers as possible while you're doing it.

Sam met with Isabel out on the beach this morning, and Chuck Bass woke up to find a note on his door that says he's a pervert, which he apparently left there. That isn't something to be proud of, Mr. Bass.

Andy: That's just Chuck though.

Zoe: That's not an excuse, even if he'd like to pretend it is one.

Andy: I don't think he sees it as one. More as just an explanation.

Zoe: I suppose you have a point. Angela was looking at baby pigs online, and had to explain to Hannibal why she thinks they're cute, and Penelope was getting her room into order, and got a visit from Hurley, who wanted to check up on her and see how she's doing.

Arthur was in the salle for his weekly training with Merlin this morning, before the whole bird thing happened, and Arthur also ended up in a discussion with Elena about the merits of fencing as a sport. It might not be the best kind of training, but it's better than nothing, that's for sure.

Jack Burton was in the computer lab this morning, looking at videos on YouTube, and Karla spent her afternoon working in the dorm's garden. She told Didi that it's mostly Ino's garden, but that she was preparing plants for the winter anyway. Leto stopped to ask how Karla's been doing, and she assured him that she's doing better. Jack Burton teased Karla for getting dirty, which would have earned him a faceful of dirt if I were her, Leda asked if Karla minded if she kept her company, and Hayley was just confused about why Karla was digging around in the dirt.

Raven was watching Rumor Gal this evening. That's the kind of show that makes me grateful Grace isn't old enough for anything without bright colors and counting involved. Hoshi came by with Thai food to share, and Hayley said it was too bad that Cal left, since he enjoyed the show as well.

Meanwhile, the Darkest Night fans took over the second floor common room. Jack came in to see what this week's episode was about and to say hello to Tony. Tony tried to explain what crop circles are to Blysse, but it didn't work very well. All I know is that they're too big to fit well onto a farm without having to move trees and crops around. Merlin came by, despite still being stuck in bird form, but luckily, Blysse, Francine, Dinah, and Tony all recognized him.

Francine had cookies, and teased Dinah about them being for everyone but her. Tony was excited to hear that they were homemade cookies, while Tahiri didn't care as long as they were really cookies, and Jack learned that this wasn't a one-time thing and that in general, where Francine goes, baked goods follow. Dinah complained to Tony about having to take the SATs. It'll feel more worth it once you've gotten a college acceptance or two, I think. And Tahiri and Blysse talked about crop circles and how aliens simply have too much free time on their hands.

Andy: It does seem like something you'd do if you were really really bored.

Zoe: Or if you had no other creative outlet but farmland.


Town

Andy: Down in town, Dani was mis-sending emails in the office at the Gig, Alex Russo was browsing the world wide wizard web at the Magic Box, and Nate Summers was on the phone at Town Hall. And over at Stark Industries Ender was taking his laptop apart and so was not communicating with anyone by electronic means. He did communicate in person though with Ben who came in for his usual visit, and they started dreaming up a project together.

Sophie was working on posters at Fourth Dimension, Mirax was doing inventory at Things Reborn, and Lacey had a new shipment of Beaver Buzz at Luke's Diner. Sounds like some kind of new Canadian weed.

The Weetiny Club of Bobby, George and Kyle were back to their usual meeting at the Diner and rejoiced at the return of the Canada drinks. Jak came in to try and buy some of the Beaver Buzz and a game of charades ensured between him and Lacey. If he was trying to act out Beaver Buzz that must've been one hell of a game.

The Perk was busy today as Kennedy and Tara had a date there that apparently the squirrels found adorable, considering there's sparkly hearts drawn all over this part of the notes. Really guys, not exactly professional reporting standards here. Castiel was also at the Perk, arguing with people on the internet again. I don't really think that's something angels should be doing.

Zoe: It's not something anyone sensible should be doing.

Andy: Maybe not, but the whole angel thing I think makes it a little worse. Summer Pitt introduced herself to Castiel who claimed he was fact checking, and Layla wanted to know if he was enjoying the Pit of Voles. Mitchell asked Castiel if he was baiting tinhats and proceeded to mess with the literal minded angel. See, this would be why angels shouldn't be arguing with people about tinhats on the internet.

In news that I'm sure will shock everybody, Millie was happy at the clinic and Worf was grumpy at the Wellspring Arms. Seriously guys? This is what you think passes for news?

*squirrel chittering*

I still think you should try harder. Sam came to see Principal Winchester, and you apparently have them so scared, ma'am that they didn't give out any details as to why.

Zoe: Oh, those are good squirrels then. I appreciate that.

Andy: Just not the best example of journalism. Tino called out and left Adrian holding the ball at Caritas. Y'know I think he's more likely to have left him holding the bottle.

Sookie came in to check up on Adrian and told him not to get drunk. Just hold that bottle, don't drink from it. Jason came in looking for his sister and found her, and Jim Halpert wanted a beer which made Adrian sad because he then had to work.

Zoe: God forbid he should have to do that.

Andy: Maybe he was just sad because he had to hand the bottle over instead of being left holding it?

Zoe: There are plenty of other bottles in Caritas, trust me.

Andy: But that might be his favorite. Maybe he's named it and decided to keep it as a pet. Like a pet rock. Only it's a bottle.

Zoe: ...you're a very strange young man, do you know that?

Andy: So I've been told.

Zoe: Of course, you also seem nice, and you were good enough to put up with me being here tonight, so I suppose it all balances out in the end. Do you have any other notes?

Andy: Nope. You?

Zoe: No, I think that's everything. I should get home then, and let you go too.

Andy: Tell Sam I hope he's feeling better.

Zoe: Oh, I will, thank you.