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Fandom Radio, September 17
Jaina: -stop throwing things at me! You know, I just said yesterday I wasn't doing radio anymore-
*door opening*
Mirax: -I don't really need to be kidnapped, I came willingly the last time...
Jaina: Wow. This just got very weird for me. Why do I suddenly want Tahiri here?
Mirax: I have no idea who you are.
Jaina: You won't for years, don't worry.
*door opening*
Angela: I know you're squirrels, but I'm pretty sure this is still illegal!
Jaina: Oh, hey, you're unexpected.
Angela: I'm here against my will.
Jaina: Yeah, that happens. Anyway, hello, Fandom, it looks like you're stuck with us. If you're new, I'm Jaina, that's Mirax, that's.... not Tahiri but she's blonde so we can... okay no, we can't pretend.
Angela: Angela. And I think I deserve a better introduction than that.
Jaina: Nah. Do school.
School!
Angela: I'm only doing this because I'm not convinced of your broadcasting skills. Someone should do it right. First, congratulations to the new Student Council representatives: Turtle Wexler, Jean Grey and Sam Winchester for the senior class, Jennifer Walters, Jenny Sparks and Triela No Last Name Given for the juniors, Andrew Wiggin and Elle Woods for the sophomores, and George Cooper for the freshmen. I know you'll all do a fine job, and I have some homecoming ideas I'd like to suggest. In completely unrelated news, George Cooper, Bobby Drake and Kyle Reese were all called down to the office.
Jaina: Wow, elected to school office and in trouble with the administration on the same day. George, are you sure you're not related to me?
Mirax: Wouldn't you know if you were?
Jaina: Uhh, you're from a normal family. You wouldn't understand.
Angela: If I can finish?
Mirax: By all means.
Angela: In Ethics class, Professor Skywalker lectured on pride. He's a very good teacher. There was also group discussion on whether pride always comes before a fall and Azula stayed after class to talk to the professor. I should do that. Driver's Ed learned about the parts of a car, and students were able to look at the engine or the brakes. Jack Burton also wanted to know if he can use this class for his CDL. I don't approve of unspecified acronyms. It's confusing.
Swordplay- how is that a class? Really- practiced with dummies, and a much more suitable class, Logic and Reasoning, discussed illogical fallacies, and how emotions come into play, along with some specific examples. Finally, Oceanography followed up a lecture with playing in tide pools and the ocean.
I don't get it.
Sam opened the library, and Chuck and Andy congratulated him on his student council victory, as well they should. Claire was wondering if, by his book, he missed Peter. I don't know who that is. Gabrielle inquired about self-help books... Sam might want to keep his reading choices quiet, or maybe just do some actual work.
Professor Sun looked for lost items in her office hours, Constable Fraser was making lists- very sensible- and Professor Demon had Fiona coming in to apologize. Vice Principal Deadpool called the boys in for walling up Rose's room.
Jaina: ...No, really, are you sure you're not related to me?
Angela: Let it go. Professor Lupin was catching up on correspondence, Professor Black tried to pick up hats from class, Hayley went to see Mr. Sweets, Professor Jones was doing research, Principal Winchester was in her office hours, and Professor Pitt turned into a bird. Wait. What?
Mirax: That happens.
Angela: On that odd note, that's school.
Jaina: Very nice. Very professional.
Angela: I know it's a change for radio.
Dorms!
Mirax: I just decided right now I'm doing this part.
Jaina: Knock yourself out.
Mirax: So glad I have your permission. Dinah was listening to music in the computer lab while she waited for Jak with no C. Jaime got some news from home and explained it to Dinah, and she helped Azula figure out her new computer. Azula also... spent some time talking to herself at the pool. I'm sure she's very happy to have that broadcast. Thanks, squirrels!
Sookie was baking pie and watching a horror movie, so of course people had to come by. Though sorry, I have to say my gelatin thing had to be better. Hurley was all about the pie, which the squirrels assure is not dirty. I... may be missing a reference here.
Jaina: You really are. Wow, this is weird.
Angela: Can we keep moving on without the veiled innuendoes?
Mirax: I just innuendoed on air? Neat. Bobby and Hurley talked about blood suckers, and how they... suck, and maybe I was the wrong person for this part because I'm really confused, and Bobby told Sookie that at least she wasn't making a chicken pot pie or it'd be hiding under the sofa. ...I should not laugh at that. I know I shouldn't.
Angela: Please don't.
Mirax: You might want to try lightening up. It doesn't hurt, I swear.
Angela: I've tried it. I didn't like it.
Mirax: Jean was on the roof celebrating her Student Council win, which might have been why Effy noticed she was cheerful. Jack Priest and Effy talked about the horrors of surviving detention, and he and Jean talked about Vice Principal Deadpool being creepy. The notes say it, I just read. Leda and Jean met for the first time, Bobby congratulated Jean, and she got on him bout getting called down to the office. Oops. And Dinah and Azula wanted an explanation, and Jean asked Chuck Bass for his homecoming ideas-
Angela: What?
Jaina: No. Just no.
Angela: Did you not hear me earlier? I have ideas!
Mirax: Apparently my cohosts aren't too excited about this. Let's see how they react to finding out Jono had ideas, too.
Jaina: That's fine by me.
Angela: I thought you were on my side!
Jaina: No.
Mirax: Dinah and Jono talked about music as a career option, and George got glitter put in his hair by Jean and now the notes have questions about... boykissy?
Jaina: Wait, what?
Angela: That sounds wrong.
Mirax: Dinah and Jean had a talk about Bobby being Bobby, so I'm sure there was nothing but flattering things said, and Azula remembered Jean from the day she was doing the posters. She also showed off- and I quote- her "bitchin' boots of awesome" to Dinah. I kind of want to see them, too. Elsewhere in the dorms, Didi listened to music, and she and Jaime talked about her knitting, she and George talked about knitting and pet preferences, talked with Jono about knitting and their weeks, and Fiona came by but apparently the squirrels got distracted by something shiny and wandered off. Or they thought it was about more knitting.
Ino had a tired collapse back in her room, and Merlin was reading in his room, and he and Didi talked about class schedules and blowing up demons and church and somewhere in there they found the time to introduce themselves.
Angela: Blowing up- Oh. I get it. More whimsy. *sigh*
Mirax: That's exactly what it is. Arthur gave Merlin the night off, and Cal made sure Merlin hadn't forgotten about his interview. Griff changed out pictures in his room, and Jennifer celebrated her victory with cupcakes, alcohol, beetles, and congratulations from Ellie.
Angela: ...You mean The Beatles?
Mirax: Sounds good, let's say yes.
Town!
Jaina: I guess this bit's mine now. I got used to reporting on reserves. It's throwing me off my rhythm. Hoshi got a lesson on the Cola Wars at the Arms. You know, I've done a little bit of research, and I don't remember that in American history.
Angela: ...Are you new?
Jaina: Fairly, yes.
Angela: It's in a song.
Jaina: And yet I don't care that much. Dani Reese was kept from her coffee by a complaining officer who was missing some socks. I think that might have been easier to deal with after coffee. Kyle Reese also came by to tell her about his letter from his CO. There was inventory at Wellspring Arms, though no one sells weapons there. ...And we have an arms store then why?
Angela: I'm all right with that. I understand the second amendment but I understand more that people here probably couldn't pass a psychiatric evaluation.
Mirax: I think she's got a point on that one.
Jaina: Shh, don't say it too loud, she might talk more. Helen's time with the horses was interrupted by Triela stopping by, and Millie was napping at Book Haven. Hopefully she doesn't have what Annja has. Tara was reading spellbooks at the Magic Box and she wasn't too keen on Jak touching an amulet, and Diana found out Tara's working on lightning bolts.
Angela: It's all a phase. OW! Something just hit me!
Jaina: Squirrel must have thrown something. Katina was cranky at Strokes of Genius, and Francine came by for bagels and talk of the size of their asses. There's nothing I can say to follow that up. Max was doing something I don't understand at the beach, and Raven asked what it was, Maron was looking for a book at Turtle and Canary, and Jack Sparrow was manning the radio voting booth. I hope you all voted. Then tomorrow whoever is broadcasting can report on all the congratulations to those people.
Lindsay had food at Stark Industries, and Priestly was accused of being in league with the blue things that steal our stuff at Luke's due to his kilt. Those things, by the way, owe me a lot of my tools back. Dinah and Jak were there to play footsie, and Priestly explained his kilt situation when he took their orders. The little blue guys also made their appearance at the church when Castiel was giving a sermon.
Angela: There is a time and place for weirdness. Can we keep the strange things out of our churches?
Jaina: Apparently not, since Chuck Bass was in there asking about the blue guys. Layla thanked Castiel and told him that the blue things took his books. Since the sermon was on stealing, that might have made him feel better. And Jack O'Neill thinks Castiel is the angel of Thursday.
Angela: No. Idiot.
Mirax: She's pleasant.
Jaina: I'm okay with her. Last time I did radio I was the not-fun one. Simon was avoiding the nurses at the clinic, and then we have tryouts for the play. Ender and Blysse were there to audition, where Didi and Castiel went out for crew. Sophie checked in on Geoffrey and talked about invasions and Hades. Wow, been a while since I heard about that.
Angela: I've come to a conclusion: everyone is making everything up.
Jaina: If it makes you feel better to believe that, roll with it. I mean that seriously. It may save your brain. VIda was still in mourning at Covent Garden and got a visit from Vince, and at Atlas, Dimitri figured out he needs to get out more, so he's advertising for help. Um, yeah, you do, you were reading on the mats. And then he and Rose talked about spandex before getting to training. And Aphrodite was watching porn at work.
Angela: OH COME ON.
Mirax: It's a sex shop.
Angela: I really don't need to be hearing about that on radio, I just don't.
Mirax: So you were the not-fun one before?
Jaina: Yep.
Mirax: She's better at that than you.
Jaina: Yep. And we finish up at Caritas, where Tino was wearing a Penguins jersey, and Robin and her Canucks jersey had to inform Ben Reilly about how that was bad. And I think this squirrel is a Wings fan. I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Mirax: I'd call that a sign to stop. If the squirrels will let us leave.
Jaina: We can take 'em. We're bigger than they are.
Mirax: Well, I am...
Jaina and Angela: Hey.
*door opening*
Mirax: -I don't really need to be kidnapped, I came willingly the last time...
Jaina: Wow. This just got very weird for me. Why do I suddenly want Tahiri here?
Mirax: I have no idea who you are.
Jaina: You won't for years, don't worry.
*door opening*
Angela: I know you're squirrels, but I'm pretty sure this is still illegal!
Jaina: Oh, hey, you're unexpected.
Angela: I'm here against my will.
Jaina: Yeah, that happens. Anyway, hello, Fandom, it looks like you're stuck with us. If you're new, I'm Jaina, that's Mirax, that's.... not Tahiri but she's blonde so we can... okay no, we can't pretend.
Angela: Angela. And I think I deserve a better introduction than that.
Jaina: Nah. Do school.
School!
Angela: I'm only doing this because I'm not convinced of your broadcasting skills. Someone should do it right. First, congratulations to the new Student Council representatives: Turtle Wexler, Jean Grey and Sam Winchester for the senior class, Jennifer Walters, Jenny Sparks and Triela No Last Name Given for the juniors, Andrew Wiggin and Elle Woods for the sophomores, and George Cooper for the freshmen. I know you'll all do a fine job, and I have some homecoming ideas I'd like to suggest. In completely unrelated news, George Cooper, Bobby Drake and Kyle Reese were all called down to the office.
Jaina: Wow, elected to school office and in trouble with the administration on the same day. George, are you sure you're not related to me?
Mirax: Wouldn't you know if you were?
Jaina: Uhh, you're from a normal family. You wouldn't understand.
Angela: If I can finish?
Mirax: By all means.
Angela: In Ethics class, Professor Skywalker lectured on pride. He's a very good teacher. There was also group discussion on whether pride always comes before a fall and Azula stayed after class to talk to the professor. I should do that. Driver's Ed learned about the parts of a car, and students were able to look at the engine or the brakes. Jack Burton also wanted to know if he can use this class for his CDL. I don't approve of unspecified acronyms. It's confusing.
Swordplay- how is that a class? Really- practiced with dummies, and a much more suitable class, Logic and Reasoning, discussed illogical fallacies, and how emotions come into play, along with some specific examples. Finally, Oceanography followed up a lecture with playing in tide pools and the ocean.
I don't get it.
Sam opened the library, and Chuck and Andy congratulated him on his student council victory, as well they should. Claire was wondering if, by his book, he missed Peter. I don't know who that is. Gabrielle inquired about self-help books... Sam might want to keep his reading choices quiet, or maybe just do some actual work.
Professor Sun looked for lost items in her office hours, Constable Fraser was making lists- very sensible- and Professor Demon had Fiona coming in to apologize. Vice Principal Deadpool called the boys in for walling up Rose's room.
Jaina: ...No, really, are you sure you're not related to me?
Angela: Let it go. Professor Lupin was catching up on correspondence, Professor Black tried to pick up hats from class, Hayley went to see Mr. Sweets, Professor Jones was doing research, Principal Winchester was in her office hours, and Professor Pitt turned into a bird. Wait. What?
Mirax: That happens.
Angela: On that odd note, that's school.
Jaina: Very nice. Very professional.
Angela: I know it's a change for radio.
Dorms!
Mirax: I just decided right now I'm doing this part.
Jaina: Knock yourself out.
Mirax: So glad I have your permission. Dinah was listening to music in the computer lab while she waited for Jak with no C. Jaime got some news from home and explained it to Dinah, and she helped Azula figure out her new computer. Azula also... spent some time talking to herself at the pool. I'm sure she's very happy to have that broadcast. Thanks, squirrels!
Sookie was baking pie and watching a horror movie, so of course people had to come by. Though sorry, I have to say my gelatin thing had to be better. Hurley was all about the pie, which the squirrels assure is not dirty. I... may be missing a reference here.
Jaina: You really are. Wow, this is weird.
Angela: Can we keep moving on without the veiled innuendoes?
Mirax: I just innuendoed on air? Neat. Bobby and Hurley talked about blood suckers, and how they... suck, and maybe I was the wrong person for this part because I'm really confused, and Bobby told Sookie that at least she wasn't making a chicken pot pie or it'd be hiding under the sofa. ...I should not laugh at that. I know I shouldn't.
Angela: Please don't.
Mirax: You might want to try lightening up. It doesn't hurt, I swear.
Angela: I've tried it. I didn't like it.
Mirax: Jean was on the roof celebrating her Student Council win, which might have been why Effy noticed she was cheerful. Jack Priest and Effy talked about the horrors of surviving detention, and he and Jean talked about Vice Principal Deadpool being creepy. The notes say it, I just read. Leda and Jean met for the first time, Bobby congratulated Jean, and she got on him bout getting called down to the office. Oops. And Dinah and Azula wanted an explanation, and Jean asked Chuck Bass for his homecoming ideas-
Angela: What?
Jaina: No. Just no.
Angela: Did you not hear me earlier? I have ideas!
Mirax: Apparently my cohosts aren't too excited about this. Let's see how they react to finding out Jono had ideas, too.
Jaina: That's fine by me.
Angela: I thought you were on my side!
Jaina: No.
Mirax: Dinah and Jono talked about music as a career option, and George got glitter put in his hair by Jean and now the notes have questions about... boykissy?
Jaina: Wait, what?
Angela: That sounds wrong.
Mirax: Dinah and Jean had a talk about Bobby being Bobby, so I'm sure there was nothing but flattering things said, and Azula remembered Jean from the day she was doing the posters. She also showed off- and I quote- her "bitchin' boots of awesome" to Dinah. I kind of want to see them, too. Elsewhere in the dorms, Didi listened to music, and she and Jaime talked about her knitting, she and George talked about knitting and pet preferences, talked with Jono about knitting and their weeks, and Fiona came by but apparently the squirrels got distracted by something shiny and wandered off. Or they thought it was about more knitting.
Ino had a tired collapse back in her room, and Merlin was reading in his room, and he and Didi talked about class schedules and blowing up demons and church and somewhere in there they found the time to introduce themselves.
Angela: Blowing up- Oh. I get it. More whimsy. *sigh*
Mirax: That's exactly what it is. Arthur gave Merlin the night off, and Cal made sure Merlin hadn't forgotten about his interview. Griff changed out pictures in his room, and Jennifer celebrated her victory with cupcakes, alcohol, beetles, and congratulations from Ellie.
Angela: ...You mean The Beatles?
Mirax: Sounds good, let's say yes.
Town!
Jaina: I guess this bit's mine now. I got used to reporting on reserves. It's throwing me off my rhythm. Hoshi got a lesson on the Cola Wars at the Arms. You know, I've done a little bit of research, and I don't remember that in American history.
Angela: ...Are you new?
Jaina: Fairly, yes.
Angela: It's in a song.
Jaina: And yet I don't care that much. Dani Reese was kept from her coffee by a complaining officer who was missing some socks. I think that might have been easier to deal with after coffee. Kyle Reese also came by to tell her about his letter from his CO. There was inventory at Wellspring Arms, though no one sells weapons there. ...And we have an arms store then why?
Angela: I'm all right with that. I understand the second amendment but I understand more that people here probably couldn't pass a psychiatric evaluation.
Mirax: I think she's got a point on that one.
Jaina: Shh, don't say it too loud, she might talk more. Helen's time with the horses was interrupted by Triela stopping by, and Millie was napping at Book Haven. Hopefully she doesn't have what Annja has. Tara was reading spellbooks at the Magic Box and she wasn't too keen on Jak touching an amulet, and Diana found out Tara's working on lightning bolts.
Angela: It's all a phase. OW! Something just hit me!
Jaina: Squirrel must have thrown something. Katina was cranky at Strokes of Genius, and Francine came by for bagels and talk of the size of their asses. There's nothing I can say to follow that up. Max was doing something I don't understand at the beach, and Raven asked what it was, Maron was looking for a book at Turtle and Canary, and Jack Sparrow was manning the radio voting booth. I hope you all voted. Then tomorrow whoever is broadcasting can report on all the congratulations to those people.
Lindsay had food at Stark Industries, and Priestly was accused of being in league with the blue things that steal our stuff at Luke's due to his kilt. Those things, by the way, owe me a lot of my tools back. Dinah and Jak were there to play footsie, and Priestly explained his kilt situation when he took their orders. The little blue guys also made their appearance at the church when Castiel was giving a sermon.
Angela: There is a time and place for weirdness. Can we keep the strange things out of our churches?
Jaina: Apparently not, since Chuck Bass was in there asking about the blue guys. Layla thanked Castiel and told him that the blue things took his books. Since the sermon was on stealing, that might have made him feel better. And Jack O'Neill thinks Castiel is the angel of Thursday.
Angela: No. Idiot.
Mirax: She's pleasant.
Jaina: I'm okay with her. Last time I did radio I was the not-fun one. Simon was avoiding the nurses at the clinic, and then we have tryouts for the play. Ender and Blysse were there to audition, where Didi and Castiel went out for crew. Sophie checked in on Geoffrey and talked about invasions and Hades. Wow, been a while since I heard about that.
Angela: I've come to a conclusion: everyone is making everything up.
Jaina: If it makes you feel better to believe that, roll with it. I mean that seriously. It may save your brain. VIda was still in mourning at Covent Garden and got a visit from Vince, and at Atlas, Dimitri figured out he needs to get out more, so he's advertising for help. Um, yeah, you do, you were reading on the mats. And then he and Rose talked about spandex before getting to training. And Aphrodite was watching porn at work.
Angela: OH COME ON.
Mirax: It's a sex shop.
Angela: I really don't need to be hearing about that on radio, I just don't.
Mirax: So you were the not-fun one before?
Jaina: Yep.
Mirax: She's better at that than you.
Jaina: Yep. And we finish up at Caritas, where Tino was wearing a Penguins jersey, and Robin and her Canucks jersey had to inform Ben Reilly about how that was bad. And I think this squirrel is a Wings fan. I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Mirax: I'd call that a sign to stop. If the squirrels will let us leave.
Jaina: We can take 'em. We're bigger than they are.
Mirax: Well, I am...
Jaina and Angela: Hey.