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Student Council Debate Transcipt (Part 2)
And part 2. Man, ye all be talkin' a lot.
STUDENT RELATIONS CANDIDATES
MODERATOR: What do you see the position of Student Relations as being given our unique environment, what are your goals, and how do you plan to achieve those goals?
GILMORE: To me, Student Relations Officer means being an outlet to the student body. I plan to be the link between the government and the students. That's true of any high school. However, here at Fandom High, given the uniqueness of our students and the tensions that run, I acknowledge that as Student Relations Officer, I would need to present a calm, impartial, approachable front. I think I've proven that I am more than capable of maintaining such, given that it reflects my own personality.
If I am elected, I have several ideas that I would want to put into effect. For one, I would have a weekly announcement to the students via the radio, in order to keep the student body informed of what is happening within their government. So many students have mentioned to me that they see student council as just another popularity contest. Of course, that's true - one can't generalize. But I truly do care about this office, and I want to keep my fellow students aware of that.
I also plan to enact several other ideas that will benefit students. A dating service, organized Friday and Saturday night activities, and off-campus trips. I would be happy to elaborate further on those points if anyone is curious.
McDONALD: I see the Student Relations position as being a liaison between the student body as a whole and the student government. Due to the, as you put it, unique make-up of our school, I think the position also needs to focus on making sure that all students have a voice, perhaps especially those who are not what we consider to be the average high school student.
My goals are fairly simple. I want to ensure that everyone has a voice, and that the issues and concerns of the entire student body are taken into consideration by the student government. I want to make everyone feel that they have a say in this school.
In order to achieve these goals, I plan on making myself available to all students, perhaps by holding office hours of a sort so that there is always an opportunity for students concerns to be brought to my attention. I'll also be making sure that information from council meetings gets to the student body, by utilizing the student newspaper once it's up and running or the campus radio station, or both.
MODERATOR: Ye be talkin' about how wonderful all yer ideas are. Give us three things about why yer opponent be not Satan.
GILMORE: To be honest, I don't know a thing about Lindsey. I'm sure he's a charming individual - I have heard that he's very intelligent, and shrewd, but also very congenial. But again, I've never really talked to him. And may I compliment your use of pirate jargon, Professor.
McDONALD: Well for one thing, as varied as our student body may be, I'm fairly certain that Satan has not yet enrolled.
Seriously though, Ms. Gilmore is a bright young lady who I'm sure would be able to fill this position quite well. She seems genuinely concerned with helping her fellow students. And she has some fine ideas for reaching out to the student body as a whole.
MODERATOR: Should some horrifying cafeteria concoction cause ye to exaggerate yer most annoyin' characteristic, what would ye be doing?
GILMORE: I would say that my most irritating characteristic is definitely my tendency to micro-manage. I become obsessive over the smallest things - I suppose you could say I'm a bit of a control freak at times. However, I always have everyone's best intentions in mind, regardless of how annoying I may become.
McDONALD: I do have a tendency to get confrontational and argumentative at times. While that's hopefully going to be useful in a courtroom setting, I'm sure it can be quite annoying for people around me. So I imagine I'd be trying to pick fights with quite a few people. On the other hand, I do have a tendency to get mopey at times, so I might end up annoying everyone by having some impressive bouts of teen angst. Hopefully I wouldn't be doing both at the same time.
MODERATOR: How do you feel about Barry Manilow? Kenny G? That one annoying white-boy band who think's they're reggae and ruins perfectly good Cure songs?
GILMORE: I have no idea what this has to do with anything, but my musical tastes are very diverse. I don't particularly care for Barry Manilow, I find Kenny G tolerable only at Christmastime, and I avoid boy bands at all costs. I do, however, adore the Cure.
McDONALD: I can't say as I've had much experience with any of them. None of those are the type of music I prefer. I do, however, respect the right of others to listen to what they choose.
MODERATOR: What the hell is student relations anyway? Is that a fancy way of saying you'll keep track of who's screwing who for everyone?
GILMORE: Student relations simply means that if I'm elected, I'll act as your bridge between the government, and the student body at large. If you want me to keep tabs on that sort of thing, however, you'll need to submit it to me in writing, and I'll do what I can.
McDONALD: I see it as being the go-between for the students and the student council. Student relations should be about bringing information to the council from the student body, and to the student body from the council, working to bridge the gap between the two.
MODERATOR: What level of responsibility and accountability do you feel your position will owe to both the student body and to the administration?
McDONALD: There is a tremendous amount of responsibility in any elected position. In this position, that responsibility would mostly involve making sure that the students know what is going on, and that the council knows how the students feel.
In this particular position, I would have to be accountable to the students in ensuring that I acted in their best interests and in making sure all important information is given to everyone. It would be my responsibility to act in the best interests of the students in all student council matters. I would also have to be accountable to the administration, since I would be holding a position in the student government and the administration would have to be overseeing that government.
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ACADEMIC AFFAIRS CANDIDATES
MODERATOR: Miss Valentine. What do you see the position of Academic Affairs as being in our unique environment, what are your goals, and how do you plan to acheive those goals?
VALENTINE: Good evening, Professor Cregg. Thank you all for being here tonight to hear what we have to say. I think that's very important. Listening to each other, and learning from each other.
In fact, I'd say that's precisely what the position of Academic Affairs is about. The fluidity of our environment and the vast differences between members of the student body make being a student at Fandom High an extraordinary experience, but one that can be stressful, challenging, and occasionally--when zombies attack, for example--dangerous. The Academic Affairs liaison's role is to facilitate conversations between students and faculty, to represent the interests of all students, and to be a resource for both faculty and students in resolving matters under dispute.
I have one primary goal: building trust campus-wide. I believe that any position on the Council begins and ends with trust. All of the candidates are competent to do their duties or they wouldn't be here.
Building trust isn't a solitary activity. I rely, in part, on the goodwill of my fellow students and my friends in making this happen. However, as an individual I have been and will continue to build trust by making friends and working with people from all of the parties, all walks of life, and all times, places and skills. As Academic Affairs liaison, I would expand that strategy by organizing voluntary informational seminars about magic, weaponry, genetic enhancements, cross-cultural communication, and other such things. I would also organize mixers for students and teachers to get to know each other in non-threatening, pleasant settings, and where the set-up assures that curiosity would be met with openness and willingness to talk.
In addition to my own ideas, I would ask my fellow students and the staff what concerns need to be addressed and how they'd like to see that happen. My door will always be open to anyone who wants to talk.
In conclusion, I'd like to state for the record that whoever wins this seat and the others, I will work with them to make this a better school. I will work with anyone political or not, whose goal is to improve communication through trust.
MODERATOR: What level of responsibility and accountability do you feel your position will owe to both the student body and to the administration?
VALENTINE: The highest. An officer's role is to serve. To me this means that any action I should undertake in my position would be open to scrutiny by the Administration and my fellow students. I would seek the guidance of students and staff before initiating any action that is not personal in nature.
MODERATOR: Ye be talkin' about how wonderful all yer ideas are. Give us three things about why yer opponent be not Satan.
VALENTINE: Wednesday Addams is... I'm sorry, I can't even use that phrase. It's inappropriate. I met Wednesday Addams in study hall yesterday for the first time when I learned she was running for this office. Three good things about her are: First, while she's running on the BSC campaign, she engaged myself and Angelus in conversations. Therefore, she shows a willingness to work with anyone who will work with her. Second, from her campaign posters, it's clear that she is organized and detail-oriented. Third, from her text and subtext, she is a spirited and witty conversationalist. I would be pleased to work with her.
I met Johnny Crane when I was admiring his campaign posters. I liked his use of purple, since so many other men would've thought the color unmanly. So the first thing I'd say about Johnny is that he's confident of who he is and what he wants. Second, from conversing with Johnny, I'd say he's very smart and enjoys learning, which should make him someone the teachers will work with. Third, despite running against me, he was courteous, even charming, when we spoke. I look forward to meeting with him again.
MODERATOR: Thank you, Miss Valentine.
VALENTINE: Professor, would it be possible for me to make a brief statement about the debate itself to the audience, and also to thank one of the candidates for their candor?
MODERATOR: That is highly unorthodox, Miss Valentine. However, because you are the only official candidate for this position, I will accept your brief statement.
VALENTINE: Cole, thank you. You're correct. My opponents should be up here speaking as well. I hope the students will take the opportunity being provided for them to meet and listen to all of the candidates.
MODERATOR: Should some horrifying cafeteria concoction cause ye to exaggerate yer most annoyin' characteristic, what would ye be doing?
VALENTINE: Talking. Orfucking hitting on anything that walks. Though how they'd get more exaggerated than they are now? I apologize in advance if it ever happens.
MODERATOR: How confident are you that the faculty and school administration will hear and consider student concerns? What steps will you take to represent all student concerns? Will you have an open-door policy?
VALENTINE: Yes. I will have an open-door policy. I have one now. Though please knock. Because of the wards. I'll make a special voicemail box to receive concerns at all hours.
Each week, or more often if needed, I'll hold an open meeting or keep office hours for students to drop by. I'll take what I learn, put it into a written document, then circulate it to the students for comments. When it's acceptable, I'll take it to the Administration. That way, it won't just be me talking. Since the Administration...
I do think they'll hear and consider. They have in the past. They make their own decisions. It's up to us to give them the best information possible to act on.
MODERATOR: How do you feel about Barry Manilow? Kenny G? That one annoying white-boy band who think's they're reggae and ruins perfectly good Cure songs?
VALENTINE: Barry Manilow...runs a damned fine charity operation. Can't sing for... He's all right for an old guy. Kenny G makes me want to slit my wrists almost as much as pink frilly Homecoming dresses.
I'm not familiar with the other band. On principle, anyone who thinks they're reggae and aren't should just be sho--shouted at. And ruining Cure songs? Lame.
MODERATOR: What's your favorite song? And why?
VALENTINE: I Touch Myself, by the Divynls.
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SECURITY OFFICER CANDIDATES
MODERATOR: Miss Trebond, let's begin with you. How do you view the position of Security being in our unique environment, what are your goals, and how do you plan to achieve those goals?
TREBOND: I believe that in a school with such a uniquely diverse student body such as Fandom High security is even more important then at a regular school. Difference breeds distrust and the job of the Securties Officer should be to help provide a safe environment. My goals are to do just that. If elected, I would create weekly safe defense training seminars and be available for students to come to for help whenever they needed it.
BLANK: I think think that the security is of utmost importance. In recent weeks with the zombie attacks, that little blonde kid running around and probably the worst case: Mimes, it is important that our student body have a security officer that can help train, direct and protect them.
As outlined in my campaign platform, the security officer will form a volutary student service group that will help train any students interested in self defense, provide safe escort between Fandomtownies and campus, and a central dispatch service to report any security issues.
MODERATOR: Which do you feel is the best choice for a school setting: a good sense of offense, a solid defense, or a combination of both? Why?
TREBOND: I'm a firm believer of a combination of offense and defense, but I believe defense must come first. What's the point of an offense, if your back is open to attack? However, just focusing on defense is not good either since when the defense breaks, you've got nothing to protect yourself with. As Student Security Officer, I would work on both making sure that students were protected on a day-to-day bases, and that in the event of an attack, as the one that occured with the Zombies, would be able to fight back. Efficiently.
BLANK: Well actually that would entirely depend on the nature of the threat to the school. A horde of zombies? Emphasis on the defense. An attack by a single individual bent on wreaking havoc throughout the school? An emphasis on offense as we try and track that individual down. So to directly answer the question: a combination of both depending on the circumstances.
MODERATOR: Ye be talkin' about how wonderful all yer ideas are. Give us three things about why yer opponent be not Satan.
TREBOND: Marty is far from being Satan. Actually, as far as I have seen he is nice, responsible individual who cares deaply for his girlfriend. It's an honor to be running in the campaign that so far has had the least mud slinging. He has some good ideas as well, and would not be the worst person for this position. It's an honor running against him.
BLANK: You mean beside the fact she doesn't have horns and a spiked tail? Kidding aside, Alanna is actually a very worthy opponent and I have nothing but respect for her. She has natural healing abilities that she uses to benefit the clinic and is very committed individual. I have nothing but good things to say about Alanna and can't think of another person worty of the job. Other than me of course.
MODERATOR: Mr. Blank, I've been handed a question specifically for you.
*ahem* First just let me say that I like how you've handled the mime-problem at school. How do you feel about detention and how it's handled here?
BLANK: As for detention... Well from personal experience I can say it hasn't been the most fun I've had since I've been here. It certainly wasn't like how it was portrayed in the Breakfast Club. However I do believe that it is a formidable deterrent because I sure don't want to go back there.
MODERATOR: Mr. Blank, this is for you personally as well.
How can you compete with your opponents Lemon-bars?
BLANK: Well, I make a mean Torte Milanese, but unfortunately that doesn't travel well and it's hard to distribute individual samples. I will promise that if elected I will supply the recipe to anyone who wishes to make it.
MODERATOR: If you were a tree, what type of tree would you be and why?
TREBOND: Well, first of all, a short one. And a sturdy one that's not easy to bend. I hold my ground and I think the me!tree would as well. I don't know specific types of trees, not my specialty. But I think I would be one that also has healing properties, like myself.
BLANK: I'd be one of those whomping willows we have on campus because they are totally badass. Uh... Can I say that in a debate forum?
MODERATOR: What prior experience do you have in the area of Security, and can you give us any anecdotal examples of how you handled a Security issue successfully?
BLANK: Well I have had a lot of experience dealing with... *coughs* various electronic security systems and their vulnerabilities. I also have had some experience analyzing defenses and how they can be penetrated... so to speak.
I guess the most recent example regarding security was on campus yesterday when a mime was reported on campus. I was able to put together some search parties, distribute washcloths and wetnaps and track down the menace to society.
MODERATOR: Should some horrifying cafeteria concoction cause ye to exaggerate yer most annoyin' characteristic, what would ye be doing?
TREBOND: I would be yelling and cursing. A lot. Also, probably putting on a lot of sweaters and stomping on spiders.
BLANK: Most likely it would cause myself to fret anxiously over the meaning of life and cause a complete mental breakdown. Either that or cause me to dress up like Principal Connor.
MODERATOR: How do you plan to address the constant threat of Locker 327? And do you really think that little sword of yours is any match against a modern weapon, such as, oh, a Glock .9mm?
TREBOND: Little? And um, well, there's a reason it was allowed to stay with me. I haven't had to use it against a gun yet, but so far it's shown to be more than "just a sword". Also, I've started taking lessons in shooting. I can already use a bow and arrow, I don't think a gun is that different.
As for Locker 327, I have a few ideas. First of all, I would like to see some research done into as to how/why/where it works. Secondly, I'd like to see some warning put around it, possibly have it taped over or in some other way covered so that it can't be used as a portal as easily.
MODERATOR: Do you feel that Fandom High has currently has a fair and just way for dealing with complaints about misbehaving students? If so, why? If not, why not?
TREBOND: Yes, I do believe it to be fair. If you do something wrong and are caught, you get in trouble. I think that the punishments should be a bit worse, detention's here seem to lack any strenght. Back home, I would be scrubbing the stables for weeks for some of the things people get in trouble here for.
BLANK: Depends on the complaint really. I think that when there has been an issue regarding the direct safety and well-being of the students the administration here has been quick to address it.
I know that several students have been concerned and frustrated regarding the recent weapons ban. While I understand their feelings on the subject, I think they can also see the administration's point of view as well.
From personal experience that a student should feel free to contact the new Dean of Students if they have a problem that needs to be addressed. I can't say they won't like the answer, but he is there to help.
MODERATOR: In the future, what will you do to protect fellow students from lame social events? Such as the Homecoming Dance, which is laughably themed "Come As You Aren't." I mean, that's just so early-1990's. And most everyone is going formal anyway.
TREBOND: Um, I feel that this is out of the juristiction of the Security Officer. Perhaps the Events Coordinater? Plus, the worst thing that could happen to you is that you and your date clash. Not very leathal. However, I do think that the Security Officer should provide actual security at the dance, and put a limit on the alcohol consumption.
BLANK: Actually the theme is the Breakfast Club and it's from the 80's. And if Georgia... *coughs* I mean if *anyone* has a problem with with the theme or future themes, they should participate in the dance committee instead of sitting on the sideline and asking snarky questions.
MODERATOR: How do you feel about Barry Manilow? Kenny G? That one annoying white-boy band who think's they're reggae and ruins perfectly good Cure songs?
TREBOND: Who? And whom? I'm sorry, wrong world. All I've heard so far has been the random music people are playing. And I think my answer is going to be the same as it was for the dance. If they ruin music, I guess they're bad. Honestly, I don't think this has anything to do with security, unless they turn out to be pure evil.
BLANK: While Barry Manilow is an international song sensation, I have to admit that I am not a fan. Except that Copa song. Very bouncy. I refrain from listening to any alto saxophone players who have a bigger mullet than MacGyver and as for the annoying white-boy bands who think they're reggae, I put them in the same classification as I would mimes.
MODERATOR: Can you do the Fandango?
TREBOND: Perhaps the Security Officer should also look into lowering the amount of alcohol that is being drunk by students. Especially before major events. What in the world is the Fandango?
BLANK: I've skipped the light Fandango and have turned cartwheels across the floor. It made me feel a little seasick when the crowd called out for more.
But to show you all I've got the moves...
*Marty does a little bit of the Fandango on stage.*
I'm sorry, that probably wasn't proper debate form. At least I didn't say bada- *coughs* Excuse me.
MODERATOR: Do you know the muffin man?
TREBOND: No, I do not. This is ridiculus and I stand by my alcohol comment. And the jurisdiction one. The muffin man? Does he bake muffins?
MODERATOR: Miss Trebond, I'm just reading the questions. Part of this is how you deal with this idiocy.
TREBOND: I'm sorry Ms. Cregg, I was under the impression the questions would be serious. My comments were directed towards the student, not you. I take safety and security seriously. I don't believe Muffins or Music have anything to do with the safety of the students. However, silly behavior can lead to accidents.
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STUDENT RELATIONS CANDIDATES
MODERATOR: What do you see the position of Student Relations as being given our unique environment, what are your goals, and how do you plan to achieve those goals?
GILMORE: To me, Student Relations Officer means being an outlet to the student body. I plan to be the link between the government and the students. That's true of any high school. However, here at Fandom High, given the uniqueness of our students and the tensions that run, I acknowledge that as Student Relations Officer, I would need to present a calm, impartial, approachable front. I think I've proven that I am more than capable of maintaining such, given that it reflects my own personality.
If I am elected, I have several ideas that I would want to put into effect. For one, I would have a weekly announcement to the students via the radio, in order to keep the student body informed of what is happening within their government. So many students have mentioned to me that they see student council as just another popularity contest. Of course, that's true - one can't generalize. But I truly do care about this office, and I want to keep my fellow students aware of that.
I also plan to enact several other ideas that will benefit students. A dating service, organized Friday and Saturday night activities, and off-campus trips. I would be happy to elaborate further on those points if anyone is curious.
McDONALD: I see the Student Relations position as being a liaison between the student body as a whole and the student government. Due to the, as you put it, unique make-up of our school, I think the position also needs to focus on making sure that all students have a voice, perhaps especially those who are not what we consider to be the average high school student.
My goals are fairly simple. I want to ensure that everyone has a voice, and that the issues and concerns of the entire student body are taken into consideration by the student government. I want to make everyone feel that they have a say in this school.
In order to achieve these goals, I plan on making myself available to all students, perhaps by holding office hours of a sort so that there is always an opportunity for students concerns to be brought to my attention. I'll also be making sure that information from council meetings gets to the student body, by utilizing the student newspaper once it's up and running or the campus radio station, or both.
MODERATOR: Ye be talkin' about how wonderful all yer ideas are. Give us three things about why yer opponent be not Satan.
GILMORE: To be honest, I don't know a thing about Lindsey. I'm sure he's a charming individual - I have heard that he's very intelligent, and shrewd, but also very congenial. But again, I've never really talked to him. And may I compliment your use of pirate jargon, Professor.
McDONALD: Well for one thing, as varied as our student body may be, I'm fairly certain that Satan has not yet enrolled.
Seriously though, Ms. Gilmore is a bright young lady who I'm sure would be able to fill this position quite well. She seems genuinely concerned with helping her fellow students. And she has some fine ideas for reaching out to the student body as a whole.
MODERATOR: Should some horrifying cafeteria concoction cause ye to exaggerate yer most annoyin' characteristic, what would ye be doing?
GILMORE: I would say that my most irritating characteristic is definitely my tendency to micro-manage. I become obsessive over the smallest things - I suppose you could say I'm a bit of a control freak at times. However, I always have everyone's best intentions in mind, regardless of how annoying I may become.
McDONALD: I do have a tendency to get confrontational and argumentative at times. While that's hopefully going to be useful in a courtroom setting, I'm sure it can be quite annoying for people around me. So I imagine I'd be trying to pick fights with quite a few people. On the other hand, I do have a tendency to get mopey at times, so I might end up annoying everyone by having some impressive bouts of teen angst. Hopefully I wouldn't be doing both at the same time.
MODERATOR: How do you feel about Barry Manilow? Kenny G? That one annoying white-boy band who think's they're reggae and ruins perfectly good Cure songs?
GILMORE: I have no idea what this has to do with anything, but my musical tastes are very diverse. I don't particularly care for Barry Manilow, I find Kenny G tolerable only at Christmastime, and I avoid boy bands at all costs. I do, however, adore the Cure.
McDONALD: I can't say as I've had much experience with any of them. None of those are the type of music I prefer. I do, however, respect the right of others to listen to what they choose.
MODERATOR: What the hell is student relations anyway? Is that a fancy way of saying you'll keep track of who's screwing who for everyone?
GILMORE: Student relations simply means that if I'm elected, I'll act as your bridge between the government, and the student body at large. If you want me to keep tabs on that sort of thing, however, you'll need to submit it to me in writing, and I'll do what I can.
McDONALD: I see it as being the go-between for the students and the student council. Student relations should be about bringing information to the council from the student body, and to the student body from the council, working to bridge the gap between the two.
MODERATOR: What level of responsibility and accountability do you feel your position will owe to both the student body and to the administration?
McDONALD: There is a tremendous amount of responsibility in any elected position. In this position, that responsibility would mostly involve making sure that the students know what is going on, and that the council knows how the students feel.
In this particular position, I would have to be accountable to the students in ensuring that I acted in their best interests and in making sure all important information is given to everyone. It would be my responsibility to act in the best interests of the students in all student council matters. I would also have to be accountable to the administration, since I would be holding a position in the student government and the administration would have to be overseeing that government.
ACADEMIC AFFAIRS CANDIDATES
MODERATOR: Miss Valentine. What do you see the position of Academic Affairs as being in our unique environment, what are your goals, and how do you plan to acheive those goals?
VALENTINE: Good evening, Professor Cregg. Thank you all for being here tonight to hear what we have to say. I think that's very important. Listening to each other, and learning from each other.
In fact, I'd say that's precisely what the position of Academic Affairs is about. The fluidity of our environment and the vast differences between members of the student body make being a student at Fandom High an extraordinary experience, but one that can be stressful, challenging, and occasionally--when zombies attack, for example--dangerous. The Academic Affairs liaison's role is to facilitate conversations between students and faculty, to represent the interests of all students, and to be a resource for both faculty and students in resolving matters under dispute.
I have one primary goal: building trust campus-wide. I believe that any position on the Council begins and ends with trust. All of the candidates are competent to do their duties or they wouldn't be here.
Building trust isn't a solitary activity. I rely, in part, on the goodwill of my fellow students and my friends in making this happen. However, as an individual I have been and will continue to build trust by making friends and working with people from all of the parties, all walks of life, and all times, places and skills. As Academic Affairs liaison, I would expand that strategy by organizing voluntary informational seminars about magic, weaponry, genetic enhancements, cross-cultural communication, and other such things. I would also organize mixers for students and teachers to get to know each other in non-threatening, pleasant settings, and where the set-up assures that curiosity would be met with openness and willingness to talk.
In addition to my own ideas, I would ask my fellow students and the staff what concerns need to be addressed and how they'd like to see that happen. My door will always be open to anyone who wants to talk.
In conclusion, I'd like to state for the record that whoever wins this seat and the others, I will work with them to make this a better school. I will work with anyone political or not, whose goal is to improve communication through trust.
MODERATOR: What level of responsibility and accountability do you feel your position will owe to both the student body and to the administration?
VALENTINE: The highest. An officer's role is to serve. To me this means that any action I should undertake in my position would be open to scrutiny by the Administration and my fellow students. I would seek the guidance of students and staff before initiating any action that is not personal in nature.
MODERATOR: Ye be talkin' about how wonderful all yer ideas are. Give us three things about why yer opponent be not Satan.
VALENTINE: Wednesday Addams is... I'm sorry, I can't even use that phrase. It's inappropriate. I met Wednesday Addams in study hall yesterday for the first time when I learned she was running for this office. Three good things about her are: First, while she's running on the BSC campaign, she engaged myself and Angelus in conversations. Therefore, she shows a willingness to work with anyone who will work with her. Second, from her campaign posters, it's clear that she is organized and detail-oriented. Third, from her text and subtext, she is a spirited and witty conversationalist. I would be pleased to work with her.
I met Johnny Crane when I was admiring his campaign posters. I liked his use of purple, since so many other men would've thought the color unmanly. So the first thing I'd say about Johnny is that he's confident of who he is and what he wants. Second, from conversing with Johnny, I'd say he's very smart and enjoys learning, which should make him someone the teachers will work with. Third, despite running against me, he was courteous, even charming, when we spoke. I look forward to meeting with him again.
MODERATOR: Thank you, Miss Valentine.
VALENTINE: Professor, would it be possible for me to make a brief statement about the debate itself to the audience, and also to thank one of the candidates for their candor?
MODERATOR: That is highly unorthodox, Miss Valentine. However, because you are the only official candidate for this position, I will accept your brief statement.
VALENTINE: Cole, thank you. You're correct. My opponents should be up here speaking as well. I hope the students will take the opportunity being provided for them to meet and listen to all of the candidates.
MODERATOR: Should some horrifying cafeteria concoction cause ye to exaggerate yer most annoyin' characteristic, what would ye be doing?
VALENTINE: Talking. Or
MODERATOR: How confident are you that the faculty and school administration will hear and consider student concerns? What steps will you take to represent all student concerns? Will you have an open-door policy?
VALENTINE: Yes. I will have an open-door policy. I have one now. Though please knock. Because of the wards. I'll make a special voicemail box to receive concerns at all hours.
Each week, or more often if needed, I'll hold an open meeting or keep office hours for students to drop by. I'll take what I learn, put it into a written document, then circulate it to the students for comments. When it's acceptable, I'll take it to the Administration. That way, it won't just be me talking. Since the Administration...
I do think they'll hear and consider. They have in the past. They make their own decisions. It's up to us to give them the best information possible to act on.
MODERATOR: How do you feel about Barry Manilow? Kenny G? That one annoying white-boy band who think's they're reggae and ruins perfectly good Cure songs?
VALENTINE: Barry Manilow...runs a damned fine charity operation. Can't sing for... He's all right for an old guy. Kenny G makes me want to slit my wrists almost as much as pink frilly Homecoming dresses.
I'm not familiar with the other band. On principle, anyone who thinks they're reggae and aren't should just be sho--shouted at. And ruining Cure songs? Lame.
MODERATOR: What's your favorite song? And why?
VALENTINE: I Touch Myself, by the Divynls.
SECURITY OFFICER CANDIDATES
MODERATOR: Miss Trebond, let's begin with you. How do you view the position of Security being in our unique environment, what are your goals, and how do you plan to achieve those goals?
TREBOND: I believe that in a school with such a uniquely diverse student body such as Fandom High security is even more important then at a regular school. Difference breeds distrust and the job of the Securties Officer should be to help provide a safe environment. My goals are to do just that. If elected, I would create weekly safe defense training seminars and be available for students to come to for help whenever they needed it.
BLANK: I think think that the security is of utmost importance. In recent weeks with the zombie attacks, that little blonde kid running around and probably the worst case: Mimes, it is important that our student body have a security officer that can help train, direct and protect them.
As outlined in my campaign platform, the security officer will form a volutary student service group that will help train any students interested in self defense, provide safe escort between Fandomtownies and campus, and a central dispatch service to report any security issues.
MODERATOR: Which do you feel is the best choice for a school setting: a good sense of offense, a solid defense, or a combination of both? Why?
TREBOND: I'm a firm believer of a combination of offense and defense, but I believe defense must come first. What's the point of an offense, if your back is open to attack? However, just focusing on defense is not good either since when the defense breaks, you've got nothing to protect yourself with. As Student Security Officer, I would work on both making sure that students were protected on a day-to-day bases, and that in the event of an attack, as the one that occured with the Zombies, would be able to fight back. Efficiently.
BLANK: Well actually that would entirely depend on the nature of the threat to the school. A horde of zombies? Emphasis on the defense. An attack by a single individual bent on wreaking havoc throughout the school? An emphasis on offense as we try and track that individual down. So to directly answer the question: a combination of both depending on the circumstances.
MODERATOR: Ye be talkin' about how wonderful all yer ideas are. Give us three things about why yer opponent be not Satan.
TREBOND: Marty is far from being Satan. Actually, as far as I have seen he is nice, responsible individual who cares deaply for his girlfriend. It's an honor to be running in the campaign that so far has had the least mud slinging. He has some good ideas as well, and would not be the worst person for this position. It's an honor running against him.
BLANK: You mean beside the fact she doesn't have horns and a spiked tail? Kidding aside, Alanna is actually a very worthy opponent and I have nothing but respect for her. She has natural healing abilities that she uses to benefit the clinic and is very committed individual. I have nothing but good things to say about Alanna and can't think of another person worty of the job. Other than me of course.
MODERATOR: Mr. Blank, I've been handed a question specifically for you.
*ahem* First just let me say that I like how you've handled the mime-problem at school. How do you feel about detention and how it's handled here?
BLANK: As for detention... Well from personal experience I can say it hasn't been the most fun I've had since I've been here. It certainly wasn't like how it was portrayed in the Breakfast Club. However I do believe that it is a formidable deterrent because I sure don't want to go back there.
MODERATOR: Mr. Blank, this is for you personally as well.
How can you compete with your opponents Lemon-bars?
BLANK: Well, I make a mean Torte Milanese, but unfortunately that doesn't travel well and it's hard to distribute individual samples. I will promise that if elected I will supply the recipe to anyone who wishes to make it.
MODERATOR: If you were a tree, what type of tree would you be and why?
TREBOND: Well, first of all, a short one. And a sturdy one that's not easy to bend. I hold my ground and I think the me!tree would as well. I don't know specific types of trees, not my specialty. But I think I would be one that also has healing properties, like myself.
BLANK: I'd be one of those whomping willows we have on campus because they are totally badass. Uh... Can I say that in a debate forum?
MODERATOR: What prior experience do you have in the area of Security, and can you give us any anecdotal examples of how you handled a Security issue successfully?
BLANK: Well I have had a lot of experience dealing with... *coughs* various electronic security systems and their vulnerabilities. I also have had some experience analyzing defenses and how they can be penetrated... so to speak.
I guess the most recent example regarding security was on campus yesterday when a mime was reported on campus. I was able to put together some search parties, distribute washcloths and wetnaps and track down the menace to society.
MODERATOR: Should some horrifying cafeteria concoction cause ye to exaggerate yer most annoyin' characteristic, what would ye be doing?
TREBOND: I would be yelling and cursing. A lot. Also, probably putting on a lot of sweaters and stomping on spiders.
BLANK: Most likely it would cause myself to fret anxiously over the meaning of life and cause a complete mental breakdown. Either that or cause me to dress up like Principal Connor.
MODERATOR: How do you plan to address the constant threat of Locker 327? And do you really think that little sword of yours is any match against a modern weapon, such as, oh, a Glock .9mm?
TREBOND: Little? And um, well, there's a reason it was allowed to stay with me. I haven't had to use it against a gun yet, but so far it's shown to be more than "just a sword". Also, I've started taking lessons in shooting. I can already use a bow and arrow, I don't think a gun is that different.
As for Locker 327, I have a few ideas. First of all, I would like to see some research done into as to how/why/where it works. Secondly, I'd like to see some warning put around it, possibly have it taped over or in some other way covered so that it can't be used as a portal as easily.
MODERATOR: Do you feel that Fandom High has currently has a fair and just way for dealing with complaints about misbehaving students? If so, why? If not, why not?
TREBOND: Yes, I do believe it to be fair. If you do something wrong and are caught, you get in trouble. I think that the punishments should be a bit worse, detention's here seem to lack any strenght. Back home, I would be scrubbing the stables for weeks for some of the things people get in trouble here for.
BLANK: Depends on the complaint really. I think that when there has been an issue regarding the direct safety and well-being of the students the administration here has been quick to address it.
I know that several students have been concerned and frustrated regarding the recent weapons ban. While I understand their feelings on the subject, I think they can also see the administration's point of view as well.
From personal experience that a student should feel free to contact the new Dean of Students if they have a problem that needs to be addressed. I can't say they won't like the answer, but he is there to help.
MODERATOR: In the future, what will you do to protect fellow students from lame social events? Such as the Homecoming Dance, which is laughably themed "Come As You Aren't." I mean, that's just so early-1990's. And most everyone is going formal anyway.
TREBOND: Um, I feel that this is out of the juristiction of the Security Officer. Perhaps the Events Coordinater? Plus, the worst thing that could happen to you is that you and your date clash. Not very leathal. However, I do think that the Security Officer should provide actual security at the dance, and put a limit on the alcohol consumption.
BLANK: Actually the theme is the Breakfast Club and it's from the 80's. And if Georgia... *coughs* I mean if *anyone* has a problem with with the theme or future themes, they should participate in the dance committee instead of sitting on the sideline and asking snarky questions.
MODERATOR: How do you feel about Barry Manilow? Kenny G? That one annoying white-boy band who think's they're reggae and ruins perfectly good Cure songs?
TREBOND: Who? And whom? I'm sorry, wrong world. All I've heard so far has been the random music people are playing. And I think my answer is going to be the same as it was for the dance. If they ruin music, I guess they're bad. Honestly, I don't think this has anything to do with security, unless they turn out to be pure evil.
BLANK: While Barry Manilow is an international song sensation, I have to admit that I am not a fan. Except that Copa song. Very bouncy. I refrain from listening to any alto saxophone players who have a bigger mullet than MacGyver and as for the annoying white-boy bands who think they're reggae, I put them in the same classification as I would mimes.
MODERATOR: Can you do the Fandango?
TREBOND: Perhaps the Security Officer should also look into lowering the amount of alcohol that is being drunk by students. Especially before major events. What in the world is the Fandango?
BLANK: I've skipped the light Fandango and have turned cartwheels across the floor. It made me feel a little seasick when the crowd called out for more.
But to show you all I've got the moves...
*Marty does a little bit of the Fandango on stage.*
I'm sorry, that probably wasn't proper debate form. At least I didn't say bada- *coughs* Excuse me.
MODERATOR: Do you know the muffin man?
TREBOND: No, I do not. This is ridiculus and I stand by my alcohol comment. And the jurisdiction one. The muffin man? Does he bake muffins?
MODERATOR: Miss Trebond, I'm just reading the questions. Part of this is how you deal with this idiocy.
TREBOND: I'm sorry Ms. Cregg, I was under the impression the questions would be serious. My comments were directed towards the student, not you. I take safety and security seriously. I don't believe Muffins or Music have anything to do with the safety of the students. However, silly behavior can lead to accidents.
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